Chapter 12 is a secret that will always be revealed

A set of half-penniish rhetoric claiming to be the Emperor of Heaven was memorized so well, Du Ling no longer thought that Xiao Li was an ordinary neurotic, and he began to suspect that this fairy-faced little brother was the preparatory backbone of the cultivation of an unknown cult organization in which ravine!

How terrifying are the religious criminals with such a face in the society of Yan Kong, if they let this goods out, no matter how stupid the rhetoric is, it is estimated that they can circle a group of good men and women.

For the sake of social stability, Du Ling is determined to sacrifice his ego to jail the other party.

If you can still use the meal ticket for eating and living, keep it for your own use, and don't let it out to harm others.

"Okay, the Emperor of Heaven is great, yes, the Emperor of Heaven is great, then Your Majesty is responsible for burning this thing, and I am responsible for settling the affairs outside?" The bird master thinks that he is well-informed and not surprised, the emperor of heaven is the emperor of heaven, and when he is called by a nickname, he has not called Chairman X to pull the wind.

Xiao Li didn't seem to hear the sarcasm in the parrot's unique oily tone, and nodded calmly in agreement: "This is the most suitable, but Du Daoyou doesn't need to call me Emperor of Heaven, just call me by name." ”

Speaking of this, he seemed to hesitate a little embarrassed, but still reminded seriously: "Because it is a mortal experience to experience life, the identity of the Emperor of Heaven cannot be revealed lightly, and it is better not to mention me when you interact with the monsters outside." ”

Xiao Li was a little ashamed, obviously he had no years to cultivate in the mountains, and he didn't feel uncomfortable after a hundred years of white clouds and dogs, but now it's only been a month, and he can't help but tell this little bird demon his identity, sure enough, he really can't bear the loneliness of his heart?

It seems that the ministers of the Heavenly Court said it well, pretending to be a mortal is indeed a good channel to hone one's mind and improve one's realm, thinking of this, Xiao Li was in awe of Du Ling's free and natural acting skills.

............ "Don't worry, I didn't plan to mention you, do you think it's honorable to let others know that #My owner is a snake spirit disease#."

It's really funny to tease you, Uncle Parrot shook his head angrily, and learned his tongue according to his format: "Then you can call me Du Ling directly, don't call me Daoyou, expose your identity." ”

What if you don't understand people when you joke, and people who understand catch you back to the neurological hospital.

"It's for the best." Xiao Li nodded in agreement, and he was quite satisfied that he was able to achieve mutual understanding, "Fortunately, Du Dao...... Du Ling is a parrot, and even if you speak, you will not arouse the suspicion of mortals. ”

In this regard, I also think that my luck value is quite high, racial talent, those mutated cats and dogs can't envy it.

But it's because parrots talk too normally, and no one will take video Po online seriously...... Thinking of this, Du Ling suddenly felt a sense of kinship, and felt a strange empathy for the superstitious young man who could see the resentment but had no ability to exorcise evil spirits.

Why bother to despise the difference in worldview caused by different visions, the fairy face is not intended to be like this, although the ability is insufficient, but at least the heart is good.

"So, I'll go out first?"

In fact, there was a tabby looking at Grandpa Ya, Du Ling was not really in a hurry to deal with the aftermath, he just felt that he needed some space to find Xiao Li's position again - it was completely different from what he thought at the beginning? Although this Xiao Immortal looked at the unfathomable nature of Yushu Linfeng, the inside was simply a blank piece of paper or a crooked one. He must be cautious, correct the wrong superstitious ideas of the other party, and cultivate a successor to scientific socialism, but also be careful not to expose too many hooligan habits and bring about the pure flowers of the motherland.

"It's getting late, eat before you go." Xiao Li found an old newspaper and wrapped the demon bone necklace and put it aside. Although the tone was cold, the lunch box pulled out from the innermost part of the incubator flashed with a warm and bright light: a whole box of braised short ribs, the sauce red appearance was shiny and shiny, and there were no dead ends, announcing that his delicious taste was invincible.

Today's convenience store is a staple dish! A pure meat feast that can only be turned in half a month! The bird who missed lunch and dinner originally thought that he would regret it for life (no)-

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"Huh? ……！！ "Thighs, please let me keep hugging! (¤﹃¤)！

When the lunch box was delivered to the bird master who was drooling with shining starry eyes, Xiao someone's once-shattered fairy face seemed to be shrouded in a layer of holy light again.

The carnivore, who had only eaten a few peaches for a day, hurriedly came over, swallowing small chops one by one, and the eating technique was extremely skillful, and the bones spit out were clean and there was no trace of meat left. When he was half-full and began to savor it, Du Ling found that Xiao Lizheng was sitting patiently and watching himself eat, and he was a little embarrassed.

can leave such a box full of pork ribs, it is estimated that this very principled guy who refuses to take advantage of the unit has eaten two vegetarian meals in a row, but after eating at this point, he is not good at taking leftovers to make vegetables, so he has to bury his little head back into the meat with a little shame, and secretly decided to be kind to Xiao Li in the future.

Think about those sugar-fried chestnuts, peanuts and melon seeds before, buy snacks for a bird that he relied on with the meager salary of the convenience store brother, and be so meticulous that he can find even the slightest grievance in time...... Although this guy can't hit a fart with three strokes when he looks cold, he is actually a genuine warm man!

Du Ling felt that he was all moved.

This is to be replaced by a sister is estimated to be married, but unfortunately everyone is a pure man who can run a horse with two arms under the crotch (although the male parrot seems to have neither ** nor two arms), then good brothers go together.

Du Ling quickly made the wise decision to use these two years to teach Xiao Li well, and strive to fight together to fight the world after the end of the world.

Anyway, at that time, everyone only spoke on the basis of strength, and they were not afraid of the lack of a diploma to force the hero to death......

Uncle Parrot, who was sleepy, yawned in a daze, not expecting that his parrot mouth also had his own unique way of fulfillment.

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The next day of spring|Bright and beautiful, it is a day that is especially suitable for learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds.

Du Ling first watched Xiao Daxian burn the demon bones, and was surprised to find that the black gas disappeared after the burning, and he remembered that the soil method of dealing with mutant creatures in the last days was also burned, and even scientists proved that high temperature can be disinfected and inactivate infectious mutant viruses...... Which statement is true?

Maybe it makes sense, the black smoke resentment may be just a mutated mycelium, don't the bricks of CCTV Science and Education Channel's fist program "Out of Superstition" like to say this, there are no supernatural gods and monsters at all, and it is the fault of the scumbags who are lonely and ignorant to scare people to death.

Du Ling shook and killed Matt's crown, embarrassed and didn't want to think about it anymore.

He instructed Xiao Li to barely see the original shape after carbonization, and the necklace with a mushy smell was packed into a fresh-keeping bag, grabbed it with one paw, and set off with great interest.

Of course, before putting things back, you have to add some more materials, such as a violet jade tower chain with a price tag of 270,000 yuan - this is the worst item in Duling's inventory. Another example is a note that pretends to be a ghost and can make the little girl accept it.

Speaking of this, Xiao Li's warning gave the bird master inspiration, although he was such a rational and pragmatic smart person did not believe it, but the girls in their early twenties were the most occult, and they could completely define this matter in the tone of the relevant departments of the mysterious incident.

Hmm, how do ordinary civil servants play the official tone?

He had to search the Internet, since he was already connected to the Internet, it was better to take a look at how many people had fallen into the pit on the other side of the slag wave, and Lao Wang next door didn't reply to his private message...... When Du Ling happily brushed the homepage and came back to his senses, the ivory necklace incident with its own curse was all over to 818, and the note that he really wanted to use was not written a word.

Procrastination was so inopportune that Xiao Tian, who watched the whole process through the glass, dared to laugh at him for being illiterate.

Oh, just a little bit of Erha dare to watch Uncle Ben's jokes, be careful that I don't give you the follow-up!

Hastily finished the handling notice from the "Supernatural Incident Safety Administration", Du Ling, who naturally became a bird, flapped his wings and threw Erha a proud back.

However, it was true that he didn't come to play with the second goods on this tower for a long time, not that Du Ling was really so stingy, but that this matter had subsequent twists and turns, which caught people off guard-

At first, Du Ling's plan was particularly successful, as a bird, it could accurately airdrop small packages onto the dazed white-collar workers, leaving not a single feather behind.

And the white-collar girl who has been desperate also accepted this setting, crying like a fool for her wish that the cat owner also beat it, and quickly resigned after the lack of money and goods, and wanted to be clean and re-behaved and coaxed Ya Gonggong home by the way.

…… That's right, after two days of wandering away from home, the slimy father-in-law Ya who had an escalated relationship with Tabby was reluctant to go back to that cramped little room.

In pursuit of love, people would rather be a dirty wild cat.

But Grandpa Ya himself didn't say so, what people said was that freedom was priceless, and he would like to go up the tree to flutter butterflies, and he didn't want to be a princess in the claustrophobic hut - this thing can also write limerick poems, and the bird master is also a bird body shocked and scared off a feather.

However, Tabby secretly told him in private, Ya Gonggong was actually worried that he would go crazy again, since he was controlled by that strange bead and saw blood, he often had the urge to attack, afraid that even if he went home, he would not be able to be a pet cat that could make the little girl happy.

"It's better to let Jing Jing forget about me, and leave a good memory for each other......" Ya Gonggong sighed sadly but strongly, but when the tabby meowed to learn to the bird master, Du Ling heard the gloating of the unexpected exit of his rival.

…… You city cats can play too. Du Ling couldn't help but sigh that his relationship was not as slender as a pair of stirring cats, no wonder he had been a single dog all his life in his last life.

However, as a considerate subordinate leader, Du Ling still agreed to use the convenience of flying to help Father-in-law Ya observe the recent situation of the former hostess, in exchange, he also had a request for this pair of:

"I said, can you go on a date somewhere else?"

It's nice that this wasteland is very inaccessible, and the rusty discarded building materials are piled up so high that children are not allowed to play, but you are not the only ones who will find it!

When I was going to hide my own corpse, I already realized it.

That's right, this wasteland, which has experienced the war of pouring water and salt to drive away evil spirits, is exactly the original Du Ling's thousands of choices (?) Find yourself a graveyard.

At the beginning, he braved the heavy snow in the middle of the night to touch and bury the body, and now the weeds on the flat ground have grown so tall that even he himself can't tell where he is buried, but he still can't remember the fact that he was buried in this place.

Du Ling remembered that he was very afraid of being discovered, and he was so nervous that the pit was almost 2 meters deep, and now even if he ploughed the whole field, he probably couldn't find it. He dug a pit and buried himself and forgot where to bury it, and he felt that he could be regarded as the first person to break the record in the history of funeral.

But anyway, he didn't really report to the underworld, and he didn't need to leave a grave to burn paper incense, so Du Ling thought about it after he found out that he couldn't find it, as long as he didn't come to the dog, man, cat, man, and man in his own grave OOXX!

That's a low requirement, isn't it?

However, Tabby couldn't understand his painstaking efforts at all, insisting that this was the first time he had intimate contact with his own Qinxiao Ya, and he wanted to pass it on to his children and grandchildren.

Du Ling, who didn't want to discuss with it at all the topic that one prince and one eunuch couldn't give birth to cubs, had to threaten the yin side: "Feng Shui treasure? Is it a treasure place where the bodies of the dead are buried? ”

"Meow?" Corpse?

How could the tabby, which thought it was a big monster, be afraid of the dead, but instead it proudly cocked its tail and walked to a particularly dense grass, stretched out its claws and shaved some soft ground: "Meow meow? "Is this it? It stinks, and I cover it with dirt again.

A half-rotten hand bone poked its head out of the damp, slightly blackened earth.

Groove ——!???

Said that the burial is very deep, and it will not be found if it is rotten?

Or is there a genius other than me who buries the dead here??

Du Ling was so frightened that he exploded into a shuttlecock, and pounced on it and quickly dug through the floating soil for verification.

Definitely, just looking at the sleeves of the yellow sweater that is hard to see, you know that this is really his own corpse that has not escaped, Du Ling stopped his paws and stared at 'his' half-rotten arm.

He clearly remembered very well that he dug the pit very deeply, and the soil was rammed very strong after being buried, so it was absolutely impossible for him to run to the ground in just one month.

Is there such a miniature movement of the earth's crust?

Or did the corpse crawl out on its own...... Du Ling was terrified when he thought of this, but he couldn't move his legs because he was stiff.

As a ghost-scared bird, he was as scared as a textbook.

So he didn't realize that the two little friends whose noses were ten thousand times more sensitive than parrots had long been unable to stand the smell of corpses and ran away, let alone that in the past few days, a girl who would be killed by curiosity was wandering around the neighborhood looking for cats......

When a figure enveloped him, it was too late to escape, and Du Ling couldn't even let out a scream, because the person who came was even louder than he was scared—

"Ahh————!!!!————h