225. Swapping identities, comedy emerges
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Xu Shuying came over with the child in her arms, raised her arm and said, "It's a name." Xu together. He raised his other arm again, "Xue Yong." ”
Xu Shutong smiled: "That's good." Forever together, what a beautiful meaning. ”
"Hmmm! Is there a name for the three? ”
"No, when her father came up with the idea and gave her a nickname, I had already taken the initiative to choose once, and I had to leave it for Yinong once."
Xue Yinong was entering the house at this time, and as soon as she stepped through the door, she heard someone mentioning her. "What are you talking about me?"
"You came back just in time, Shuying asked the name of the three dukes."
"Our family's third stay is called Xue Jikang, as long as she is healthy and healthy, it's fine." And it sounds like a boy's name. Only Xue Yinong knew that she gave her daughter two writer names, one 'Yishu', Tong 'Yishu', and one 'Ji Kang', which is Yang Jiang's name.
"Healthy, good."
Xue gradually left: "We came here today to talk about things. She took out the contract from her arms and made two copies, "I have discussed the matter of the child's marriage with Shuying, she has no opinion, I don't know what the imperial sister-in-law means?" ”
Xu Shutong said: "Agreed." ”
"Since we agreed, let's sign this document, do you want to get another document? It's good to have a voucher in the future. ”
Xue Yinong smiled and said, "Then why bother, with your face is the best proof." ”
"What's the credential?"
"Family, in the future, when you see the second fool, it will be like seeing yourself, how good."
Xue gradually left: "I didn't count on her, I counted on the three of us." ”
"Okay, whatever you want."
Xue Yinong took the small seal and stamped it.
Xu Shutong asked her why she didn't come back until now, was there something delayed? Xue gradually left the side and teased, "It's only been a while, and I'm an inch of lovesickness and an inch of gray, jealous." ”
"Nothing, but just ask."
"Yes, I just met with Jin Jian."
Xue gradually left: "That Rouran eldest princess, she hasn't gone back yet?" ”
"No, she's looking for someone." Xu Shutong explained.
"Looking for someone, who?"
Xu Shutong looked at Xue Yinong and didn't speak, and he didn't know if this was a first-class secret of the imperial court. Xue Yinong knew what she meant, and said, "Her sister." ”
"Found it?"
"Found it."
Xue Wanli was very interested, "Who?" ”
"Cut the water."
"Wow." Xue was startled, several of them were almost acquaintances, and they were used to knowing each other. "The ugly duckling is going to turn into a swan."
"People were originally swans, but they were treated as ugly ducklings."
"Li Tong must be very uncomfortable now, the little girl around her has become a person similar to herself."
Xue Yinong said: "On the contrary, Li Meiren is very happy. ”
"That's right, she has never had a heart or lungs, and she is kind to everyone. It's just a matter of cutting the water and leaving, which is strange and reluctant. ”
"No, because she won't leave at all, and not only that, but even the gold cuts will stay and live forever. She came today to tell me about it, she wants to live in the capital for a long time, and she doesn't plan to go back. I want to be a companion with my sister, and I hope I can arrange a position for her. ”
"Wow! She's not looking for an excuse to find out what we're doing, is she? You also need to be cautious. ”
Xue Yinong accepted her kindness, "Don't worry, I understand this." Even if I agree, the ministers of the DPRK and China may not agree. "The so-called heart of harming others is indispensable, and the heart of preventing others is indispensable." Not to mention this, in addition to this, I also met with other people, guess what? She slipped her eyes around, and saw that everyone else was waiting for her to report the answer, she said: "Okay, okay, you lazy people, you don't even want to guess, I didn't send the emperor list last time, I want to gather the world's good doctors to detoxify Shuying, and now a few people have heard from them and are rushing here, so sisters, don't look like you're running to the end of the world in the future, but live with hope, your days are still long, don't put on a desperate face every day, like a Korean drama heroine." ”
Of course, Xue Wanli was very happy, "It's just that what is the heroine of this Korean drama?" ”
"Crying bag, every day with tears in my eyes."
"Hehe, the royal brother loves to create new terms."
Xu Shuying snorted coldly, and was naturally grateful for the qiē that Xue Yinong did for her, but the sister-in-law couldn't let go of the 'thanks' shelf, so she had to hum and chirp to make some Sanskrit sounds.
"There's another interesting thing to talk about with Drift Away." Xue Yanli blinked his eyes and listened attentively, "I remember you once said before, you are a woman with a man's body and a man's heart, if I give you a chance to be a man, I don't know if you are willing?" ”
Xue gradually departed: "Really? You lie. ”
"Of course it's true, my sister's wish, no matter how difficult it is, I will fulfill it for you."
"You don't mean that something will grow out of me? In that case, my family may not want me. ”
Xue Yinong smiled at her imagination, "I mean, do you want us to change identities?" ”
"I can't be the emperor."
"Speaking of good heroism, is it just a little difficulty to retreat?"
Xue gradually left: "Brother Huang, you don't have to provoke me, I still have self-knowledge, I think that at the beginning, when I pretended to be you, I was recognized by the imperial sister-in-law at a glance, and I was used as a guise to force out your sincerity, how frustrated I was at that time, I can pretend to be something else, I should forget it if I pretend to be you." ”
"That's not interesting, I was going to play a game of who will be recognized first, and I also want to pretend to leave, if whoever is recognized first, then pretend to be the other party for a year, wouldn't it be fun."
Of course, this is exciting enough, and this is to fight for acting. Xue Yanli has been thinking about being a big man for a long time, she can't attack in front of Xu Shuying, can't she be majestic in front of others?
Xue gradually left a pair of eyes, thinking about whether to seize this opportunity fiercely, after all, it was too rare.
Xu Shutong looked at the two with a smile on his face.
Xu Shuying's eyes swept a few times, and he knew that Xue Yinong was not well-intentioned, but seeing Xue Wanli's eagerness to try, it was not good for him to expose it. Just like Xue Yinong said, Xue Yanli has been very miserable recently because of the poison on her body, pretending to laugh every day. She couldn't bear it. This is her chance to be happy!
"Drift away, it's rare that this game is so fun, of course we have to participate, and you don't necessarily lose."
Xue gradually left and smiled: "Yes." She also wanted to see Xue Yinong wearing women's clothes, coming and going like this, she would not suffer.
Xue Yinong took advantage of the fact that she didn't regret it, and quickly set the rules. "So, let's pick a day, and the time is one day, and we will decide that whoever is recognized first will lose. Of course, Shuying and Shutong are not allowed to participate, and they are not allowed to say anything, if any of the two of them hints to others, then even if that side loses, how about it? ”
"Good!" Xue gradually left and didn't pick a day, "Just Ming'er, we will change our clothes tomorrow morning, you pretend to be me, I pretend to be you, and the daily routine is as usual." ”
Xue Yinong high-fived her three times.
The next day, it was still dark, and the rooster had just crowed. Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, Xue Yinong and Xue gradually left the house separately, changed people, and went to their respective rooms to wear padded jackets.
Xue gradually left and said to Xu Shutong: "Shutong, comb my hair." ”
"You, you haven't come yet, so you're on the show."
"That's, or someone suddenly appears, what if you wear a goof?"
Xu Shutong thought to himself: "Yi Nong won't let me help comb my hair." But seeing Xue Wanli having such a good time, of course she was accompanied, and she couldn't wait to comb countless braids on her head, the knots were too beautiful, Xue Wanli held her head, looked in the mirror, and said very intoxicated: "It is worthy of being the imperial sister-in-law, it is really ingenious, if only it could be so beautiful every day." ”
Xu Shutong said: "Think beautifully." ”
Xue Wanli said to the mirror: "Xue Wanli, you are so beautiful." ”
Xu Shutong said: "Okay, someone is coming soon, you can pay attention, don't say the wrong thing." ”
"I know, I know that the imperial sister-in-law is the best for me." She snuggled on Xu Shutong's shoulder and rubbed her face. Xu Shutong patted her head.
"Okay, don't let your imperial brother see it, lest she be jealous."
"Why, I'm her sister."
"She's vinegar jar and pickled cabbage."
Xue gradually left and laughed.
There was a knock on the door with footsteps outside the door. "Your Majesty, are you up?"
Xue gradually cleared his throat and stroked his hair many times. "Is it a falling goose? In! Luo Yan pushed the door and locked it from the inside.
Xu Shutong saw Xue Wanli sitting there pretending, so he had to step forward and open the door.
Luo Yan said: "Your Majesty, the mother is up today." ”
"Yes. Is it cold outside? ”
"The wind was blowing, and it was cold in the morning. The slave and maid then called for water to come over. Luo Yan turned around, and after a while brought a copper stove over, and boiled warm water in it, just to wash his face. poured the water and saw that Xue was still sitting there. "Your Majesty?"
Xue gradually left: "It's not good to wipe my face yet." ”
Luo Yan: "......" didn't have to do it by themselves before, saying that they were independent and self-reliant. How did I put up a shelf today? Xue gradually left the secret joy in his heart, and said in his heart: "It's really good to be the emperor, open your mouth for food, and stretch out your hand for clothes." "Someone combed my hair, and someone washed my face. Luo Yan squeezed the water in the past, handed over the silk handkerchief to Xue Yanli to wipe his face, and when he finished wiping it, he stood up and stretched.
"When is breakfast?"
"It's coming."
Luo Yan went out with the washing water, and looked at Xue Wanli specifically. Xue gradually left and waited for her to leave, and said to Xu Shutong: "She didn't recognize me, hahaha, the first step is to pass the test." "Clenched her palms into fists, and wanted to celebrate, but thinking that someone would come over, she quickly reined in, her royal brother was more of a calm person, so hip-hop, unorthodox. But it didn't prevent her from smiling with a pair of eyes, and the pride in it naturally went without saying.
Xu Shutong looked at it, and he was also happy. Xinong said: "Yinong's idea is really good, first call her to be fooled, and then pull her as a stand-in, admit to gambling and admit defeat." I just don't know what's going on over there? ”
Xue Yinong is not as happy as Xue gradually left, after all, Xu Shuying is not so easy to get along with, their relationship has always been stiff, and the demolition is also very powerful, that is, as soon as they meet, they feel that 36 million pores are wrong.
After Xue Yinong entered the door, Xu Shuying had already gotten up, leaned on the bed railing, and stood there, with his hands around his chest, his eyelids drooping, looking coldly, and occasionally his eyes moved a few times, like someone outside the matter.
Xue Yinong said hello stiffly, "Hello sister-in-law." ”
"Good!"
"Up?"
"Hmm."
Xue Yinong: "......" felt that it was difficult for the sister-in-law to speak, so she had to explain first, "You are not allowed to hint explicitly to others, your attitude is easy to expose me, saying that the lovers of both sides should cooperate." ”
"Don't worry, there are no outsiders here for the time being." The implication is: if there are outsiders, she will definitely cooperate.
Xue Yinong said: "You just have to follow the rules." ”
Xu Shuying said: "There's something I want to ask you?" ”
"Say."
"Why are you letting Fade Away play this game of swapping identities, and what is your purpose?"
Xue Yinong smiled: "What purpose can I have, I just want my sister to be happy." ”
"Hmph, you have to deceive and deceive for this reason, so I don't believe it."
"Believe it or not, whatever you want!"
"Forget it, no matter what your purpose is, I just want to sue you, I recognized you from the moment you entered the door, I believe that other people are not blind, Shen Yu follows gradually leaving every day, they have grown up together since childhood, and she knows very well that she wants to mix her eyes, it's not easy, you better be careful."
"Thanks for mentioning that."
"Hmph." Xu Shuying refused to accept it in the end.
When it was time for breakfast, Xue gradually looked at the dishes one by one, her index finger moved, she sat there, stretched out her hand and wanted to eat, her eyes slipped around, she shrank back, poked the chopsticks on the bun, and nibbled on it, "Take some chili sauce, I want to dip it and eat." ”
Luo Yan said: "When did the emperor eat steamed buns and chili peppers?" ”
Xue gradually thought: "Oops! I forgot that Brother Huang is not as spicy as I am. She said: "I am also learning to leave, this man, you should learn to eat chili, you take a little here." ”
"Okay!" Luo Yan already had doubts in her heart, and saw that Xue Yanli saw that the chili pepper was dipped in a small piece and was gone, Xue Yanli ate it with relish, and she had to pretend to shout 'so spicy, so spicy', thinking in her heart, 'so cool, so cool', and said in her heart: "Brother Huang just can't do it, a manly man can't even conquer chili peppers, how to conquer the world." "But thinking about it, Xue Yinong doesn't seem to be an authentic man, and it doesn't seem interesting to force it. When I saw that there were green onions and pancakes, I rolled them up and stuffed them into my mouth, and they were stuffed to the brim, and the manly man just wanted to eat them in a big gulp.
Seeing Luo Yan frowning, Xue gradually left the content in his mouth, "I want to learn a little more courageously." ”
The geese had a long 'oh'.
I picked up the knife and went to cut the spring rolls, then took the chicken thighs, picked off the meat, dug up a piece of chili sauce and stirred it, then wrapped everything in the cake, and gnawed it, while gnawing, I had to nod my head at the same time.
"It's delicious."
Luo Yan said: "Gradually leave the princess." ”
Xue gradually left: "What are you doing?" As soon as I finished speaking, I regretted and embarrassed at the same time. She said, "What did I say about you?" ”
"Don't pretend, you're leaving the princess, aren't you?"
"How is it possible, you recognized the wrong person."
"The slave maid has felt that the emperor is weird since the morning, this walking posture, this eating appearance, this habit of eating chili peppers, and when drinking, I like to raise three fingers, except for gradually leaving the princess, the slave and maid can't think of a second person for the time being."
Xue gradually left: "I said, I want to pretend to leave today." ”
"You're acting in your true colors."
Xue Yanli couldn't bear to stand up and slapped the table, "Am I so obvious?" ”
"Yes! I don't know how this is, but I'm sure you're the princess. ”
"Wow! It's all pretending to be like this, and you can see it? Say, did someone leak the information to sue you? ”
Luo Yan said: "The slave doesn't understand what you're talking about, the slave only knows that when the princess doesn't like to be alone, she likes to draw circles on the table, which is what the slave and the maid taught you." His eyes swept to Xue Wanli's fingers, and sure enough, he saw that she was painting.
After Xu Shutong saw it, he laughed.
Xue was embarrassed and abnormal.
Luo Yan said: "In addition, your problem of lying and blinking is also very obvious. Xue Yanli hurriedly widened his eyes, "Every time I am pierced, I will deliberately widen my eyes, indicating that I am very innocent." Xue Yanli quickly narrowed his eyes, "After revealing the truth, he will squint his eyes again." Xue gradually left and hurriedly made his eyes normal. In order to show that what others say is not the truth, they will pretend to be the same as usual. ”
Xu Shutong watched Xue Yanli's series of actions in his eyes, and there was a live commentary of Luo Yan, which can be said to be a live look at the comedy.
Xue gradually sat down discouraged, "It's not fun, it's not fun at all, it's only a long time before it was exposed." ”
Xu Shutong comforted: "The game has just begun, and there will be a lot of accidents. ”
"Are you sure it wasn't the royal brother who deliberately revealed the matter of our game?"
"It's a game, if it's fair. Besides, the emperor has always been true to his word, fair and fair, golden mouth, what he said is not counted, if he really plays this kind of ghost trick, it will be disgraceful to win. ”
"Yes, I said the wrong thing. I live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. But is it really good for the imperial sister-in-law to praise my royal brother in front of me like this? Isn't it a bit of a guardian maniac? ”
Xu Shutong raised his eyebrows, "Whatever you say, I'll only tell the truth." ”