226. Brother-in-law and sister-in-law, national-level demolition
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Xu Shutong has high hopes for this competition, not only hoping that Xue Wanli can have a good time, but also hoping that she will be convinced of losing. couldn't help but encourage: "Don't be discouraged first, the game has just begun, you are recognized here, won't your imperial brother go wrong?" As long as you wait until the sun sets, whoever makes more mistakes will lose, and you still have a chance. ”
Xue Yanli was woken up by Xu Shutong, and said: "That's right, why am I discouraged first." Seeing that she was willing to continue to compete, Xu Shutong smiled.
At this time, Xue Yinong also began to eat breakfast. Xu Shuying watched Xue Yi dip it in chili sauce and eat it, it was incredible. Xue Yinong said: "Eat quickly, what do you want me to do?" ”
Xu Shuying let out an 'oh', tearing the steamed bun and eating, while thinking about the strangeness of it, she didn't know until she went to eat the chili sauce herself, it turned out to be ketchup, all red and red, so she didn't pay much attention to it.
She looked at Shen Yu again, and Shen Yu didn't have any suspicions. I can't help but look at Xue Yinong again, I seem to have underestimated this person before, as if I was prepared. She was worried about whether Xue Wanli would suffer. Xue Yinong ate so happily, but Xu Shuying was in a hurry, seeing that person ate so well, her appetite was deeply discounted.
But it doesn't matter, there are many places that can go wrong.
As soon as I ate this, the child's cry began to rise and fall like a symphony of fate, which was debt collection. Xu Shuying said: "Don't go to breastfeed yet." ”
Xue Yinong said: "I want you to take care of it." ”
Xu Shuying was watching jokes with her hands on her chest, could it be that Xue Yinong still had to untie her clothes? She came to see what Xue Yinong would do?
"Shen Yu, bring me the milk that I want you to be hot."
"Yes, princess."
As soon as Shen Yu went out, Xu Shuying asked, "What are you playing?" ”
"It's not a joke, it's not for our little niece. These days, the mission came to Beijing and sent a lot of gifts, including cows, so I thought about giving our little niece a try. ”
When the milk came in, there was already a milky smell. Xue Yinong hugged the two of them for a while, and when they were no longer so hot, he stuffed the wheat pole into the mouths of the two children.
Xu Shuying watched her two daughters being 'tossed' by Xue Yinong, and her two small mouths kept sucking, she couldn't understand how two children could use this kind of thing. Of course, she wouldn't know how many times Xue Yinong had prepared for this day, and how many times she had done it with her two nieces.
If you don't come prepared, who is willing to make a bet that you will lose.
When the child is full, Xue is usually very willing to interact with parents. Put the two full children on the bed, let them roll around, tease them, and then a few palace maids will come in and sprinkle and sweep.
No one bothered with Xue Yinong at all, and there was no risk of being recognized.
Xu Shuying was secretly anxious in her heart, knowing that Xue Yinong's 'comer is not good', and if it continues to develop like this, Xue Yinong will definitely win, she has to find a way to attract everyone's attention, and find that today's Xue Yanli is not the one in the past.
"Drift away." Xu Shuying followed and sat next to Xue Yinong, and put one arm on Xue Yinong's shoulder. Xue Yinong glared at the hand, and said in his heart: "Sister-in-law is fine, what has she been stimulated." "I always felt that hand was a demon's claw, and she was uncomfortable scratching it.
Xue Yinong's face still pretended to be nothing, "Well, you say." ”
"You haven't kissed me yet."
Xue Yinong: "......" Xue Yinong's heart sank instantly, and when she looked at her sister-in-law's deep eyes, she felt that her life was torn apart, this same face, this whole atmosphere felt wrong. She only felt goosebumps all over her body, and she also saw through Xu Shuying's little calculations, the smugness in Xu Shuying's eyes was self-evident, looking at the embarrassment of 'that', of course she was very happy, and the most important thing was that she was 'cooperative' and 'demanding' under the premise of not breaking the rules, if she was discovered, it would not be a hint.
Xue Yinong is certainly very embarrassed, but the sister-in-law is not afraid, she is afraid of hair.
If you don't fight, you will die, Xue Yinong pretended to be shy. "Ah, I'm embarrassed in front of so many people."
Those palace maids are all rabbit spirits, and their ears are particularly bright, and when she disliked her presence, she quickly found a reason to retreat, and did not forget to close the door considerately.
As soon as the door closed, Xue Yinong had no scruples.
"Shuying, what do you want to do?"
"It's nothing, isn't this just the daily routine of gradually leaving, what are you scaring those people away, what? Afraid to kiss me? ”
Xue Yinong smiled: "It's not that I'm afraid of you, it's that you're afraid, if you know after you leave, ignore you for ten days and a half months, your life will not be very good." ”
"She's not like that."
"In this way, sister-in-law, you are expecting me to kiss you Fangze, that's very good!" Xue Yinong pouted and leaned over, and was slapped by Xu Shuying.
"Hooligans."
Xue Yinong covered his face in protest, "Who is playing hooligan, you asked for it." ”
"Isn't that my sister?"
Xue Yinong turned her head, there was no one outside, Xu Shuying was playing with her.
"Humph! Trick. ”
Xu Shuying's face was calm, her heart was beating non-stop, she was really afraid that Xue Yinong would kiss her, this joke was not funny at all. I've met a thick-skinned one. But she won't give up and let her brother-in-law go, she has a way.
"Are you going to go for a walk later?"
"Good! It's just that it's too cold. ”
"I'm protecting you, what are you afraid of."
Xue Yinong didn't believe that the sister-in-law would make a stumbling block, protect something or something, just smell it as a perfume, and smell it. The two of them were walking in fox furs, and the cold wind was gusting outside, and Xue Yinong was very suspicious that Xu Shuying's purpose was to blow her cold wind.
"What's that look on your face?"
Xue Yinong said: "Beautiful frozen expression." ”
"You're not happy with what I'm doing?"
"Don't dare."
"That's good, it's also necessary to exercise every day, what is it to stay at home all day, my family is gradually moving away from liveliness!"
Xu Shuying said 'my family is leaving', which made Xue Yinong's face look unpleasant. "Isn't it mine?"
"It's your family, and it's mine. The daughter who marries out, the water that spills out, she is mine. ”
"The broken bones are still connected to the tendons, and they are gradually leaving my house."
The two of them are not pleasing to each other for a little thing. It's better to say that I haven't been pleasing to the eye all the time, so I hurt each other and quarreled over a little thing.
"You're just not as pretty and cute as your sister."
"Wang Po sells melons and boasts. It's like you baby her or something, what good is she, she loves to be beautiful, has a bad temper, always loves to calculate people, you see, there are no women around her who can survive, either sisters or palace maids. ”
Xue Yinong said: "Wrong, in addition to my sister, the palace maid, and me." ”
Xu Shuying looked her up and down, "You are also a woman like this, what about your waist, buttocks, and breasts?" Where have all your earthly weapons gone? ”
Xue Yi smoked straight up. His face was also extremely bad, Huo Ran shook the fox fur, "I'll go." "She was defeated and fled, and from tomorrow, she will enlarge her breasts and beautify her waist, and cultivate her buttocks.
Xue Yinong turned around proudly like this, leaving Xu Shuying alone, messy in the wind. Xu Shuying was stunned on the spot, knowing that Xue Yinong was unhappy, but Xue Yinong was such a big person, and he was the emperor, and he had the most energy in the past, how could he worry about such a trivial matter.
Xu Shuying couldn't figure it out, and she was afraid that she would speak too straight, which would poke at Xue Yinong's pain point. She said in her heart: "Maybe she cares about this, a woman who doesn't care about her appearance and figure, is now being made by her identity to be a man or a man, a woman or a woman." "Thinking about it, I feel that Xue Yinong is a little 'pitiful'.
Xue Yinong went back to the house first, and when Xu Shuying followed, she was already using an iron clip to stir the charcoal in the stove, then warm the water from the tea stove, stretched out her hand to bake the fire, and after the palm was hot, she went to play with the two little nieces. The little girls are not as sleepy as they used to be, and they can wake up for hours a day.
Xu Shuying walked over slowly, plucking up the courage to apologize to Xue Yinong, "That...... I said that I have no intention, you ...... Don't take it to heart. ”
Xue Yinong just ignored her. Xu Shuying felt slightly embarrassed. After waiting for a long time, I saw that Xue Yinong ignored himself, so he had to harm himself, "Okay, it's me who has no breasts, no ass, and no waist, but you, an emperor, worry about your dear sister-in-law for this matter, if my sister knows, how sad it will be." ”
"Don't threaten me with Shutong, it doesn't matter if I don't have anything, as long as she doesn't dislike me, as for what other people want to say, to be honest, I really don't care."
"Since you don't care, why did you ignore me after I said it for a long time?"
"I'm not in the mood, can't I?"
Xu Shuying: "......" felt that he had been tricked, and thought that Xue Yinong couldn't think about it, if he hanged himself for this little thing, it would be very worthless, how do you know......
"The sunken fish will come to you later."
"Oh."
Xu Shuying saw that she didn't mean to ask herself, so she didn't bother to talk much. Not long after, Shen Yu came in with a silver box and said with a smile: "It's so cold outside, shouldn't the princess feed Xiaohua?" ”
"Little flower?" Xue Yinong didn't want to show that she didn't know anything, she said, "Oh, just feed." As she approached and looked at the coiled snake, she felt both of her legs tremble in her skirt. Shen Yu handed her the milk saucer and told her to feed it. "Here you go."
Shen Yu said: "Slave? Didn't the princess say that she had to feed the little flowers herself every day? ”
Xue Yi said in his heart: "It's not me!" It's a fade away. She took the milk saucer, her hands shaking.
Shen Yu was very strange, "Princess, what's wrong with you, your hands are shaking so much?" ”
"Maybe it's freezing."
"Your voice trembles violently, too."
"As soon as I froze, my voice trembled." Xue Yinong stuffed it into the box, retracted his hand as quickly as he could, and asked, "Why hasn't Xiaohua hibernated yet?" ”
Shen Yu said: "Xiaohua may not be an ordinary snake, but this silver box is also very warm, so Xiaohua is not afraid of the cold, so it is good, eat more, and it will grow faster." ”
Xue Yinong kept taking deep breaths, and even turned his eyes to the sky, trying not to let his sight come into contact with it, for fear that when he saw it, the pores of his body suddenly opened.
After Xiaohua finished eating, Xue Yinong quickly turned around and left. Shen Yu was full of suspicion, "Princess, saucer." ”
"Take it yourself."
"How is it possible, what if it bites a slave? Xiaohua is very recognizable, and now except for my uncle, only you can command. ”
Xue Yinong has countless 'dependence' in his heart. She turned around and said, "Xu Shuying, you take it." ”
Xu Shuying said: "Okay." "Constantly stroking Xiaohua's head with my index finger is like stroking a puppy. The snake would stick out its tongue and lick her fingers. "It's such a good little flower, I'm full, it's time to rest, and I'll play later." Xiaohua's head shrank, lying crookedly in the box, Xu Shuying covered it, and let Shen Yu take it away.
I saw Xue Yinong walk to the couch and fell up with a bang, "I would like to be a tree in the next life, lying in an eternal posture, without joy and sorrow......" His eyes rolled and he fainted completely. I desperately suppressed the fear in my heart just now, and I can't hold on anymore now.
Shen Yu was about to leave, and when he saw Xue Yinong falling, he hurriedly went over to help her and pushed her a few times, "Princess, princess ......"
Xu Shuying said: "Didn't you find out that she is not a princess?" ”
"It's not a princess, who is that?"
Looking at Shen Yu's simple appearance, Xu Shuying was so choked that she couldn't speak, she cheated, and Shen Yu hadn't woken up yet. "Go and call Imperial Doctor Lin to come, and say that the princess is faint."
Shen Yu said, "Oh. "I still wonder in my heart, my uncle is really a weird person, I said that I wasn't a princess in the front, and I said that the princess was faint in the back, it's really upside down. She didn't have time to stay, so she hurried to find Lin Honglian.
Lin Honglian heard that Xue gradually fainted, and she didn't know why, so she hurried over and saw a person lying on the couch outside.
She greeted Xu Shuying and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"Dizzy."
"Why?"
"Scared by a snake."
Lin Honglian checked the pulse and saw that there was nothing serious, but she had some impressions of this pulse. looked at Xue Yinong twice, "This is the emperor?" ”
Xu Shuying said: "Someone finally recognized it." This is the purpose for her to call Lin Honglian over, she no longer has high hopes for Shen Yu, Shen Yu heard about it, and Wu couldn't believe it.
"Your Majesty? How did the emperor become a princess? ”
"They're playing games, don't you understand, silly girl."
Shen Yu said, "Oh. ”
Lin Honglian smiled, "It's rare for me to come over, do you want to give it to you?" Look at the situation of toxins, and it is good to dispense medicines. ”
"There's an antidote?"
Lin Honglian shook her head, "How can it be so fast, I have temporarily made a little suppressant medicine, and it is always good to delay it for a while." Xu Shuying sat down, stretched out her arm, Lin Honglian took it, and after a long time of diagnosis, she raised her eyebrows, and said in her heart: "What's the matter?" Her pulse looked normal, healthy, and all the toxins were gone. ”