Chapter 95 Three Weeks Skeleton Qingqi

It wasn't until his back hit the wall that Du Ling's brain, which was burned by excitement and lack of oxygen, was slightly regained by the cold and hard touch.

Is this still his calm and introverted Heavenly Emperor Daoist?

What kind of trouble is it to kiss without saying hello!

As soon as he opened the door and called out the three words of Xiao Pear, Du Ling, who was directly gagged by the other party's lips and tongue, tried to struggle, humming and retracting his head back, and his hands thought he was pushing very hard, and then all his efforts failed, and he was hugged more tightly and occupied deeper.

Even being squeezed between his legs by a strong thigh, his lower abdomen seemed to be against a hard thing, and he kissed and rubbed it like this, and his old virgin body for the past three weeks seemed to be very uncalm......

Misty grass Σ(°△°|||) ︴？？

This time there was really no softness, Du Ling successfully separated the two of them a little with all his might, at least enough for him to stare at each other with a terrifying look on his face.

“…… I'm sorry. Xiao Li, who was also breathing a little unsteadily, apologized in a low voice, his originally cold voice was hoarse because of suppression, and his dark eyes were lowered, firmly fixing the burning gaze that was rarely seen on his face on Du Ling's face.

Damn, this little pear has evolved so scary!!

When did it become a humanoid self-propelled aphrodisiac pill making machine with a sexual subwoofer??! You tell me honestly, did you learn badly in the big dye vat in the entertainment industry, you!!

Du Ling reluctantly swallowed his saliva, forcing himself not to respond, at least to stick to the wall to keep his distance, and not to let his drum-like heartbeat get out, otherwise Xiao Li's apology would definitely become an indescribable announcement below......

But he is no longer the little goblin with a delicate waist and easy to ♂ push down ♂ in the past!

He, he, he, he, he The horn of the counteroffensive has sounded, and hope is at hand-

But why is it still as short as a weak chicken, Xiao is away from most of his head(′;; `)

Seeing Du Ling's eyes suddenly drift and his face changed, Xiao Li knew that his mind had turned to some strange place again, and this familiar reaction made him can't help but sigh, and his heart finally settled down in his chest.

After silently reciting a few words of the Pure Heart Mantra to suppress the desire that was detonated by excessive thoughts, he rubbed the hair that the Taoist priest had restored to the brown and black color common to the Chinese people, and no longer shook and curled but was still soft, and said in a low voice:

"I've been waiting for you for eight years."

In just a few words, it seems to be able to explain the loneliness and hardship of a long wait.

However, Du Ling, whose brain circuit was still floating in the unreliable yellow band, reacted first: Mom, fortunately, the brakes were successful just now, if you really learn the European and American style and celebrate the reunion with rolling sheets, then where can your mortal body hold the impact of the eight-year-old cellar!

Tianya almost wants to be a deserter just thinking about it.

Then he came back to his senses and realized that he had been tormented for just over a day, and how tormenting Xiao Li would be for the eight years he had been waiting alone.

Damn it...... It's so distressing!

It's all to blame for the damn machine spirit tossing, Du Ling felt that his eyes were a little sour, but he couldn't say anything comforting, so he could only hug Xiao Li with his backhand and bury his face in the other party's neck socket and rub it.

This is the best way he can think of, and he doesn't care about disliking being too coquettish like a small animal.

However, Xiao Li really ate this set, and the lover came back intact, jumping in front of him, trying to squeeze into his arms, the reality of trying to squeeze into his arms erased all the previous doubts and uneasiness, and made the breath around him smooth and soft like never before.

The two of them hugged each other at the entrance of the dilapidated rental house, indulging in each other's warm breath, and they couldn't even feel the door wide open and the cold wind swishing in.

Fortunately, most of the tenants returned to their hometowns during the Chinese New Year, so that innocent passers-by were not accidentally injured by stray bullets.

It wasn't until a mortal in a cold who couldn't disobey the laws of nature sneezed that the pair of lovers who had become silly after a long absence.

Du Ling rubbed his nose and turned his face a little embarrassed, not daring to look at Xiao Li's front placket that had been sprayed wet by himself.

Not to mention that the touch of burying the chest just now is particularly good, not only the chest muscle foundation is good, but the clothing should also be quite high-end, which is not the same as the box of stalls on the pillar of the convenience store in the previous life.

"That...... Well, that, why eight years? In the last round, you were trained in the Nether Realm for only three years, right? "Actually, Du Ling wants to ask how you have lived all these years, why you came here so quickly, or why I didn't stay with you as soon as I came back, etc., but I didn't know how to ask for a while, so I hesitated and hesitated, so I pushed out the least sensitive question first.

However, Du Ling was really curious about how these eight years came about, and he carefully counted all the turning points in his life that Xiao Li had told him, but he didn't find any of them that matched the time coordinates of 8 years ago.

"Because this time I'm not the Emperor of Heaven." The man, who opened the three-week program eight years earlier than him, said lightly, as if the emperor and the convenience store brother were jobs of similar weight.

tf？！

Du Ling was naturally blown up by this big news.

However, he didn't have any nostalgia for the position of the commander of the light pole, and he only had a good name for the position of the Heavenly Emperor, and he soon thought that if there was no machine spirit to exploit the loopholes of the Heavenly Dao to cheat this time, then Xiao Li would indeed not be able to break through and fly as inexplicably as before.

And if you fly to Heaven to work, you can't teach him privately, so it's good to think about it.

He blinked and made a joke: "So you became the actor?" ”

said a thousand words and ten thousand, Du Ling was still angry about the fact that he turned on the computer and saw the face of the Taoist companion appear on the page game advertisement.

Although I secretly thought about making Xiao Li an Internet celebrity when I first met, it didn't mean that I would eat the flying vinegar of those girls who shouted at the fairy face of the male god, but it felt a little subtle? He looked at the famous actor in the talk show, movie footage and advertising screen, who was heroic and sassy, and got along with people intimately, laughing and laughing, although he also admitted that his face was very handsome and his figure was very good, but he didn't feel moved at all, he just felt extremely strange.

and the real lovers in memory and in the embrace.,It's like two independent individuals who have nothing to do except for similar facial features.。

Du Ling couldn't be sure if this was an illusion caused by his possessive attack, so he had to pretend not to care.

"Oh, that's not me."

——！？ So it's really not the same character, right??

"That is an attempt by the Ling Tian faction and the Demon Management Bureau to rejuvenate the human Dao system," although the wording seemed to be lofty, Xiao Li's face still showed a trace of embarrassment that only Du Ling could recognize, and he was obviously a little uncomfortable with his (face) being so popular all over the country: "It's a long story, you take medicine to cure the cold first." ”

As he spoke, he took Du Ling's hand and stuffed a small bottle of Qi Replenishing Pill into it.

This thing is no different from last week's eyes, a small classical jade-colored porcelain vase with a flat head and a straight face, and the anti-counterfeiting logo and trade name of the Jindan Pavilion of the Demon Management Bureau are engraved.

The Qi Replenishing Pill is a big road commodity in the pill, and it is not the same grade as the super little blue pill produced by Du Ling in his previous life, but it is of good quality and low price, and the goblin monks have nothing to do, and mortals can also eat it to strengthen the body and increase resistance, and it is not a mess to say that it can cure colds.

So Du Ling, who was also a great alchemist in his previous life, maintained a confused expression, and after taking the pill, he poured it directly into his mouth and swallowed it raw.

Of course, I didn't feel the taste of any elixir entering my throat and turning into a sweet spring, I just felt choked, and then my nose was not blocked, and my throat was not painful.

"What kind of in-depth cooperation can make you cooperate with all your face......" After the blood return was completed, the spirit of complaining also returned to Du Ling's body again.

"The Demon Management Bureau has been trying to beautify the image of the demon clan with entertainment methods, improve the acceptance of mortals, and are willing to promote decent people together, but this requires a highly recognizable and attractive representative...... "To put it bluntly, the good-looking goblins have their own aura of bewitching/evil/madness, and they can't find a fellow clan who can pretend to be immortals to convince mortals subconsciously, so they hit the idea on the unfathomable head of the Ling Tian faction."

In fact, the other party hopes to use this to tie him directly to the chariot, but although Xiao Li does not have any prejudice against the entertainment industry, he has no talent or interest in it.

"So you signed a contract to lend your face???" Du Ling's face was indescribable, although there seemed to be no logical problem, but he still wanted to scream Hell, grabbing Xiao Li's neckline and shaking it violently, did you eat it when you were reborn, mixed with the invalid god certificate!!

"Of course, there is a contract that they are not allowed to use my image to act arbitrarily, and in addition, all the profits from using that image will be owned by me after tax."

“…… How much? ”

"Last year, I received 50,000 yuan in the account." Xiao Li still had a flat face when he memorized the numbers, but in fact, he was already holding back a smile.

The dizzy appearance of the Taoist couple who can't find the point is also very cute, and people never get tired of watching it.

"Oh, yes, that's normal."

Du Ling's voice fluttered and pretended to be calm, but in his heart he was already tearing his chest hair and howling at the wolf: Normal eggs!! Look at it, look at it, comrades! This is the living face!!

This way of selling faces without caring about anything and being able to sit and count the money is too handsome————

Du Ling was so excited that he had become a poor man again, and he completely fell under the charm of money, and he didn't care about grasping the loopholes for a while.

And Xiao Li let him misunderstand that he had made a fool, because he didn't really want to explain to Du Ling, in fact, he would agree to this seemingly absurd proposal at the beginning, more because he hoped that Du Ling would see him as soon as he came back.

Because he was afraid that early contact would interfere with the other party's life trajectory and cause too much deviation to affect the memory recovery of the previous round, Xiao Li had always dared to limit himself to the unexpected place in the other party's life and wait silently, and he didn't even dare to go to the convenience store in that community to work again, for fear that he would not be able to control and get acquainted with Du Ling in advance.

Although Du Ling, who does not have the memories of the previous two lives, is still so interesting and cute, he still wants to be satisfied...... All these slightly heavy struggles, he didn't want Du Ling to know, it was better to take it with a light smile.

Maybe Du Ling will think about these things slowly in the future, but at least today, at this moment, he wants to make the other party have more heartless silly fun for a while.

So when Du Ling began to ask how did you know that I was back, Xiao Li just skillfully used the phrase "I have followed you B", and then raised a very curious topic on the anti-guest order, which diverted Du Ling's attention.

After all, compared to Du Ling's absence who had just been "reborn" or "accepted the memories of his previous life", he was already fully prepared for this reunion, and no matter how the other party reacted, he could easily control the rhythm.

In fact, directly using double cultivation to help Du Ling achieve the harmony of the soul and flesh in this life is the most in line with the solution of heavenly principles and human desires, and it is much more useful and pleasant than empty explanations in empty vernacular, but the result is just one night, and this stupid boy actually tossed himself sick.

The red nose, chapped lips and watery eyes, although no major problem, were enough to make Xiao Li feel pain, and deeply regretted why he had to endure it for fear of scaring people out of control after brushing the other party's wishing Weibo, and sat down all night before coming over.

Life has delayed the opportunity of the sky!

From the bottom of his heart, he believes that the double cultivation of the two loves is a serious cultivation, and Xiao Li, who does not feel that his desires are wrong, secretly chokes himself.

And comfortably leaning on this human-shaped warm cushion with 200% aesthetics, he still thinks that his Taoist companion, a righteous gentleman, is Du Ling who meets the standards of the general public, but he can't guess what he regrets, and he is still there and asks with great interest: "Then don't sell Guan Zi and say it quickly, why did all those goblins jump to the bright surface this time?" ”

It is also necessary to cooperate deeply with Ling Tianpai to play the entertainment industry, promote Xiuzhen and break the monopoly of scientific thought, this is really a wonderful drama.

He has to keep up with the times and watch strongly.

Du Ling urged him tightly, and Xiao Li naturally began to talk about the ancients from the goodness.

However, he is really not good at telling stories, shaking off the burden and setting up suspense, and as soon as he came up, he threw out the truth of the finale in a daze, which made Du Ling stunned.

Why is there such a difference in the direction of the development of the world's tri-week?

Why can Zhu Kaishan go to the human world to make movies and become famous directors? Why can Wang Laohu fight against the Environmental Protection Bureau? Why did Sun Xiaoshun directly become a police officer? Why is all this??

This is naturally because when the machine spirit was restarted, in addition to the two witnesses, there was also an unplanned "person" who hitchhibled and was reborn together. 166 Reading Network