Chapter Ninety-Six: This Round, Please Be Legal—

This key gentleman who changed the world pattern is Comrade Qi Fengyu, who has great ambitions but unfortunately has low eyes.

Belch?

Wait? You just say it plainly, big husband!?

If the author is as honest as you, he will definitely lose a lot of readers!!

Du Ling resisted the urge to complain as a professional writer, and weakly squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "I thought he was the kind of cannon fodder who could get off the stage and bow when he flashed at the end?" ”

But it's not.

People are late bloomers.

The standard previous life wasted the talent roots.,Confused messing around.,When it's finally easy to come to my senses, I find out that it's too late to regret it.,But unexpectedly got a chance to do it all over again.。

The five-colored treasure robe that can capture the star official, not to mention, even the hard-to-hit fragments of the Heaven Binding Lock, is completely worthy of its name of the ancient xenomorph bloodline essence and the Peacock Ming King's limited edition, although it did not save his master's life after the collision, but at least protected Qi Fengyu's Yuan Shen from dispersing.

And because there was no one to collect the corpse when the catastrophe came, it maintained a state of being entangled with artifact fragments and torn apart.

As a result, when Xiao Li's sword killed the weapon spirit that fell into the demon to destroy the balance and let the artifact begin to recover and restart, Qi Fengyu's primordial spirit also returned to the moment when he successfully refined the natal treasure robe with his memory.

When was that?

That was when even the Great Sun and Moon Dynasty hadn't even opened the furnace to mass-produce pills.

At least five hundred years ago.

Although he didn't quite understand how he was reborn, he suddenly had the advantage of hundreds of years of foresight, and no matter how stupid and sweet Qi Fengyu was, he could toss a real inheritance.

What's more, Qi Fengyu used to be just too hedonistic and hedonistic, and he was not a fool who couldn't really afford it.

So he painstakingly formulated a simple but feasible plan, stuck the timeline, first spent three hundred years of retreat to improve his strength, and then relied on the hard truth of his fist to unify the demon clan and set up the monster bureau (2.0 perfect version) in advance.

Then, in the bloody storm of the end of the last feudal dynasty in China, he secretly assisted the future rulers of Huaxia to expel foreign humiliation, pacify the world, and successfully whitewashed the existence of the demon clan in the high-level!

And all this was carried out in secret, without interfering with the general trend of history, and even after the founding of the People's Republic of China, everyone obeyed the relevant laws and regulations, and only legally became refined at the specified place and time, and did not delay the development of the scientific world view of the human race.

Because Qi Fengyu, who has been awarded the title of "Phoenix King" and has become a demon winner, there is still a heavy roadblock stone in his heart: the machine spirit.

I was afraid that I would be too tall and conspicuous, so I replaced Mo Weitian and became the opponent's world-destroying chess piece.

What's more, the ruthless Heavenly Dao seems to have intensified, the cause and effect grievances are counted as strict and strict, and the thunder robbery is twice as ferocious as in the previous life...... Qi Fengyu felt that he was still making a fortune in a muffled voice, and he had nothing to do to steal fun, so it was better not to casually provoke the tiger whiskers of the human race twisting the eccentric eyes of the Heavenly Dao.

Fortunately, he was cautious because he didn't know the truth, otherwise history would be crooked, and it was very difficult to say whether Xiao Li and Du Ling could be born again.

Although looking back now, I can pretend to be indifferent: "It's all due to the inertia of history", but when I think about it carefully, I can't help but pinch a cold sweat.

But in the end, he was lucky to be born, and Du Ling, whose life trajectory has not changed much, pretended to touch his chin for a while, on the one hand, he felt that the protagonist's halo was slightly congested, and on the other hand, he felt that it was good for someone to finish the dirty work for him in advance.

In the end, he summed up with a sigh: "I feel that the old boy of the pheasant spirit is the savior who was chosen in this round, the two of us have actually completed the historical mission, so let's just fall in love on vacation." ”

Xiao Li, who also had no nostalgia for the great task of descending from heaven, nodded in agreement: "You say yes." ”

It's just the contemporary head of the Ling Tian Sect, and he doesn't have to bear all kinds of heavy responsibilities of the Heavenly Mandate, he has already strengthened the belief that everything is based on Taoism, and he is very principled.

However, at that time, no one told Qi Fengyu that the sky was up to you, and you were not afraid of being proud if you did a good job and gave you a full score.

And because he was born in the demon clan and couldn't touch the edge of the heavenly court, he has always been very worried, thinking about it, thinking that the key to the salvation of the world depends on the future last emperor Xiao Li. Although Qi Fengyu, the Great Mountain Guarding Array of the Ling Tian Sect, was not unable to break in, he was afraid of alarming the Instrument Spirit or causing the future Heavenly Emperor to feel bad or even disturb the future trajectory, so he didn't dare to act rashly, so he could only wait for the only relevant event he knew to happen:

In 200x, the Daqing Mountain Range was surrounded by purple clouds after the Nine Tribulations of Thunder, and the new Emperor of Heaven soared!

Even afraid that he had lived for hundreds of years and had a vague memory, Qi Fengyu deliberately went to the foot of the mountain a few years in advance and waited for the opportunity, determined that even if he gambled on being searched for souls, he would take advantage of the short stay in front of the other party to be led to the heavenly court to convey the truth that was enough to save the world.

Anyway, it's enough to steal these hundreds of years, it's time to give back to the world and dedicate your life!

However, Qi Fengyu, who was fearless and sacrificed, and who fully moved himself, came with an ordinary normal distraction tribulation (even more low-key than the scale he crossed a hundred years ago), and the downhill sword cultivator who couldn't hide the iconic iceberg beauty even if he wore a gray flutter......

Xiao Li obviously didn't expect that as soon as he came back from the mountain, the first acquaintance he met would be Qi Fengyu.

But as the person who knew the most about the inside story of rebirth, he immediately thought of the fragment of the Heaven Binding Lock, and then realized that the demon clan might have changed greatly.

Therefore, it should be deterred and deterred, and cooperation should be cooperated, first scare Qi Fengyu to sign a cooperation contract, and then talk about cooperation.

So the pheasant spirit who really made a big monster finally knew the truth-

It's been a game over for a long time, and the heavenly court directly closes the door and doesn't recruit the emperor to work, so you can develop at will and don't have to worry about the end of the world for the time being.

Damn, so all the forbearance he had before was in vain! Stumble!!

Hearing Du Ling here, even if Xiao Li's narration was very bland and tasteless, he was still able to match Qi's psychological activities at that time with a whole set of explosive emojis.

It's really a story with its own sound and pictures.

After learning that the mountain above his head was long gone, Qi Fengyu thought about turning over for a moment, but what could he do...... The fist is not as hard as the blade of the sword, even if he arrives in the Distraction Realm a hundred years earlier, he can't beat the Heavenly Emperor in his previous life, and he still can't beat it in this life.

#剑修, the force value of cheating is worth having. #

After Ma Li knelt down, Qi Fengyu hugged the golden thigh of the head of the Ling Tian Sect. He began to confidently and boldly promote the fusion of the demon race and the human race, as well as assist Xiao Li in selecting a suitable successor to re-promote the Dao system—oh yes, although there is no instrument spirit to fabricate demonic skills and blindly mix, but due to the limited pattern of the world and the aura, cultivation has still declined among mortals.

Boom and bust are a cycle of fate, and the struggle caused by ambition and selfish desires will not disappear invisibly because of the lack of a machine spirit to provoke.

However, Du Ling didn't bother to pay attention to this kind of metaphysical truth, and his focus was always very practical: "So how many younger brothers have we accepted now?" ”

#教你如何用一句话把高大上的修真门派, it has become a street gang that washes, cuts, and blows. #

But anyway, Xiao Li, the head of the house, doesn't mind, so let the head lady continue to fly freely. Anyway, in fact, there is no difference between the outer disciples and the gang brothers, and the purpose is to work and run errands.

Well, no problem at all.

This enlightened head who has been informalized and has had an epiphany of education can only give a zero-point answer sheet that disappointed his wife at this time: "No." ”

Sighing that such a cold and cool formula that cherishes words like gold is a familiar formula, Du Ling thought about it and chose a specific question: "What about our quiet classmates?" ”

He didn't expect Xiao Li to recognize the rest of the small animals, and the horizontal pheasant essence still started the PM2.5 demon seed plan according to the urine of the previous life, if they still have the fate to become sperm in this round, then it will be too late to collect them after they have achieved something. But Zhang Jing is different, this strange woman who has made a lot of contributions and has her own pair of to protect the law, how can she not lose it.

"Because she signed up for the summer camp for animal identification for pet cats, she began to contact the cultivation field two years earlier than the last time." Xiao Li obviously didn't ignore this fifty-generation heir who had made great contributions, but he was also a little difficult to say about the current state of his future apprentice: he specialized in matching contract goblins with double cultivators, and also pulled a few female monks and goblins to set up the Mandarin Mandarin Sect or something, this kind of gossip really doesn't want to mention at all.

So for Zhang Jing, who has not officially contacted the door wall, he explained it like this: "You have to wait for your uncle to enter the door before you can consider anything else." ”

The other party's tone was too sincere, so Du Ling shook his head, almost thinking that he was saying "Always wait for your daughter-in-law to enter the door".

was just teased like this, and was completely caught off guard.

He turned his face awkwardly, trying to hide the embarrassment of the fever, and muttered in a low voice: "That's okay to wait, I'm just an ordinary mortal in this life, I don't know if I have a spiritual root......

After reciting the mantra all night, I didn't feel any aura, but the wind evil entered the body or something, and the blow was quite big.

In the long talk of the ancient times, they naturally chatted about the current situation, and at this time, Xiao Li naturally knew that Du Ling would become a patient as soon as he came back, of course, because he was a dead night visit to a convenience store (someone had no face to explain that he still had to have a demeanor and not a temperature, and he was dressed extremely sassy), but there were also factors that caused him to catch a cold due to the failure of his cultivation for the first time.

In fact, as long as he is not a natural talent with a penetrating spiritual vein, even if he has a cultivation experience, it is difficult to successfully induce qi into the body at one time.

But this is not the time to be reasonable, because what makes Du Ling suffer from gains and losses and refuses to admit it is actually uneasy about his future.

In his previous life, he suddenly became a goblin from an ordinary person and was difficult to adapt, and it was easy to get used to his new identity, but in this life, he had to be a mortal again.

It's normal to feel overwhelmed.

But Xiao Li couldn't immediately give Du Ling the answer he craved.

This is because it is actually difficult to judge whether a person can cultivate the Tao or not. What one, two, three, four, five spiritual roots, strict hierarchy and classification of attributes, with a magic weapon to know Yunyun, are just family words, the real situation is often the monks pinching their fingers or a flash of inspiration, oh this son and the Tao can be ignited, and then the master leads the door to practice in the individual.

Just like when he met Zhang Jing at the beginning, Xiao Li was also moved in his heart, and felt that the other party was brave and strategic, and the timing was also very appropriate, so he took the opportunity to ask.

Now the problem is that the relationship between him and Du Ling is too close, and all the senses are blinded by strong personal feelings, and he can't even calculate what Du Ling's roots are, whether he can build a Dao foundation.

So he found another way and reassured his lover very sincerely: "Don't worry, the method of double cultivation does not force the root bones, I can lead you into the Tao at any time." ”

Translation: You don't have talent and you're not afraid, just roll the sheets with me and you'll have everything.

After repeatedly confirming that he understood correctly, in the face of this realistic and dirty world, Du Ling was also drunk.

In an instant, the only thing he wanted to do was to overturn the table with a loud shout and solemnly refuse the proposal.

Is he the kind of person who trades chrysanthemums for strength, gives up his self-esteem and just wants to win?!!

He can still work his own!!

If it really doesn't work............ Then let's talk about it when it doesn't work, anyway, who is with him and Xiao Lizi, the old man and the old man, if you want to hey, hey, it's not just a matter of finding a bed.

So Xiao Li, who was rejected by ten moves, had no choice but to continue to maintain the gentleman's style. First wash your hands and make soup, fill the stomach of the Taoist couple who has been hungry for almost a day, and then fly the sword to carry people, and go straight to the Demon Management Bureau Building.

The "Extraordinary Affairs Office", a related institution created by the Huaxia government for the increasing number of monks, is also temporarily attached there, and as for whether to start a new business in the future or merge similar items for unified management, the officials of the human and demon clans are arguing.

is no longer the Emperor of Heaven, so Xiao Li, who is not in his position and does not seek his own government, does not care about these rights struggles, and the second thing after the reunion is to take Du Ling's hometown to revisit, just to apply for the qualification certificate of cultivating immortals in accordance with the law, give his lover a copy of the Ling Tian faction, and then measure his root and bone talent by the way.

——Qi Fengyu's strong support, in this field, the demon clan has also left the old-fashioned cultivators behind.

The internal setup of the Demon Management Bureau also looks no different from the previous life, and the only thing Du Ling should pay attention to is not to greet those familiar goblins who pass by.

After all, for him, the worlds of the second week are too close to each other, and he doesn't have much of a real feeling that he has started over.

Of course, the new world is new, and there are many new things in the three-week demon management bureau that attract Du Ling's attention, such as the jkb49 general election that is full of excitement and discussions, and leaflets and posters are everywhere...... It makes people instantly feel that "it is really a pheasant spirit dream come true".

Because I watched a certain propaganda board of a familiar little merman for a long time, Du Ling, who was almost pulled into the cult by enthusiastic fans, wiped his sweat and decided not to squint and make a cold soil bun.

Fortunately, even if Xiao Li was no longer the Heavenly Emperor, as the head of the Ling Tian Sect who was currently the highest sword cultivator and the first in the righteous path, his deterrent power was the same as always, even if those little demons were curious about Du Ling's identity, they only dared to hide far away and whisper, and their voices were so small that they could never reach the ears of mortals.

However, Du Ling still felt an itchy nose and wanted to sneeze.

#肯定没说小爷啥好话, huh. #

They passed by the bustle, all the way like Moses divided the sea, and drove straight into front of the gate of the "Extraordinary Medical Testing Center" with a sign on it.

The inside looks like a strange big hospital, full of goblins who come to heal, undo spells, and give birth.

In addition, because the spell requirements are similar, the Root Bone Laboratory is also stuffed here. Therefore, among the long dragons that were pulled up, they were also stuffed with demon clan teams that had just opened their minds or just started, waiting to complete this necessary step to obtain the cultivation qualification certificate.

Du Ling took a simple explanation at the door and read it, feeling that although the procedures had become troublesome, it was indeed much more reliable than the previous life that casually issued a "guide" and let it go.

Qi Pheasant has really done a lot of practical things, which is worthy of recognition, but ......

But he didn't want to queue at all, okay? The number of people waiting for the automatic calling machine is displayed to four, is this the meaning of waiting until the sea is dry and rotten, so terrifying!!

Fortunately, Xiao Li's face not only represents deterrence and attention, but also represents privilege, and there is no need to queue, and someone will soon welcome them into the VIP room.

Du Ling, who was envied and hated by the rest of the queuers, was very unkind, and once he had the spirit, he couldn't help but look around again.

He finished studying each department as material with great interest, and couldn't help muttering: "Why do I think this is a bit like a premarital physical examination." ”

As soon as the words fell, I happened to hear a few words about Du Ling's not very good comments before, but he couldn't seriously deal with the ignorant little demon, so he could only swish to create air conditioning all the time, and the earth instantly rejuvenated.

And the white-coat goblin who witnessed this scene of a blind single dog, his enthusiasm and diligence immediately jumped by dozens of percentage points.

Obediently in the middle of winter, this is probably the one that Lord Qi once hinted at, the main palace lady who must be entertained with a more respectful gesture than the head of Xiao, right??

Tsk, this look, this temperament, is really down-to-earth, and the god Xiao Zhangmen, the flower of Kaolin, is standing together......

#反正我是不太懂你们人修的审美观#.

Although the bigger the gap, the more it proves to be true love, but the legendary Niangniang is not a goblin of the bird class, is she still related to herself?

Question: This thing in front of me is really a mortal. Could it really be like some anti-poultry factions speculated, in fact, Lord Qi blindly spread rumors about Master Xiao's hatred out of love?

This is an ominous premonition that is about to tear up!

What about the good lady diplomacy casting the big ship of friendship between the demon clan and the people? This can't be the Titanic that sank before it was opened, right??

The overactive inspector's mind was too big and he was slow for a moment in his actions, but he was coldly swept by Xiao Li's suspicious gaze, and he suddenly shuddered, and he didn't dare to ignore it again.

In the face of the fluctuating readings of the Dao Bone Calculator and the fluctuating pointers of the Yuanfa compass, he didn't have the courage to say irresponsible things such as the failure of the instrument to come back next time, or the irresponsible clichés that were not suitable for the cultivation profession to try, so he had to frown and think carefully about all his professional qualities.

Then with a ding~, he thought of a possibility that made him happy and couldn't believe it.

He smiled and asked cautiously, "This honorable ...... Subject, can you allow me to collect a little blood from your fingerstick? ”

Du Ling nodded without much hesitation, although blood is an indispensable ingredient in many evil witchcraft, but with his back to Xiao Li's mountain, he forgave these two lack of goblins and did not dare to mess around.

Besides, Xiao Lizi didn't object to it, so it's probably the normal process.

Mortals, who have long been accustomed to having a few tubes of blood drained from each physical examination, took it for granted and reasoned for granted, and put on a calm posture of "I know very well".

Fortunately, this time, the medical workers did not dare to do anything bad.

In order to clear up the suspicion and avoid the risk of being pierced by a sword, they simply did not use a needle to extract, and directly eliminated the stinger and broke the skin with a cotton swab to press the sampling.

Then there was the long wait.

That style made Du Ling feel familiar with it, so he almost put a label saying that he had the highest technology content, and of course, the largest volume, and the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple indicators on the tester were all lit up, and finally buzzed out a long stack of blood test reports.

Quickly skipping the professional technique (waste) language (words) full of the designer's personal demon characteristics, the white coat found the final bloodline result judgment, and then the suppressed tension was swept away, and the whole person vividly deduced what is Xida Puben.

"Congratulations!" He happily used a high-octave trill: "-The subject has 87.5% of the precious bloodline of the ancient xenomorphs, and is about to awaken!" ”

Sprinkle?!

Du Ling was smashed head-on with a question mark, and gradually his pupils dilated and his chin fell to the ground: Wait, the foot bean sack 、、、 better not be the meaning he understood......

However, his subjective delay was useless, because Xiao Li had already taken the test report directly, and he also quickly swept through the previous article to see the conclusion directly.

After reading it, the cold lip lines of the iceberg's face outlined a beautiful arc, which seemed to be very gratifying.

"It means you're going to be a sperm again." He softly pierced Du Ling's silence, but he wrote the truth of the refusal on his face, and put the test sheet with clear font and clear conclusions directly in front of Du Ling's eyes.

Diagnostic Results:

The ancestry of the subjects had 87.5% archaeogeneous genetic characteristics.

The preliminary judgment of YNA tracking species was as follows: Archaeomyceta-Phoenixidae-Hydracidae-Yellow-headed white ghost car

？？

Hydra ???

What the hell!! Where is the joy to be? I'm about to turn into a monster with nine heads!??

Du Ling looked at Xiao Li in horror, disbelief, and accusation, his lips trembled, and he seriously considered whether to go home and sleep with a nightmare, or to break up directly.

Fortunately, he was still immersed in the joy of his own collar prophecy coming true, and he didn't notice that the white coat in the atmosphere of the Shura field here was still nagging: "Oh yes, don't mind too much about that species analysis, that's a small trick made by the developer of this pedigree detector in order to apply for one more traditional cultural innovation award."

The so-called desolate xenomorph is actually a species that once existed in China, but is now extinct, and the nine-headed or something, in fact, has a crown feather ornament on the head that is easy to be mistaken by the ancients. Dr. Hu said that since ancient mortals could describe an octopus as having one head and ten bodies, it is not surprising that a person like us with several hairs on its head is recorded as having one body and nine heads, don't believe it—"

For fear that Du Ling still didn't understand, in order to get closer to the relationship, the white coat raised his hand and turned the shoulder back to the prototype.

Good......

What a familiar oversized sunflower cockatoike!!

The few tender yellow crown feathers waving in the wind really have a little head from a distance...... Fart!

#古代近视眼误我! #

#想象力过于丰富的悲剧#.

Du Ling hugged his head in pain.

Many mysteries that have not been solved so far have been answered, why did Kanye choose him as a stand-in for Lei Tribulation in his previous life? Why did the artifact in the previous life bring him back into the wrong body? Why is it that it is obviously a human soul entering the demon body, but it is very suitable and even the appearance is basically the same after transformation?

Even who the white-coated stupid bird in front of him used to be, he already knew by heart.

Oh, praise the great fate, you really tnnd make it your job to play tricks on people.

It wasn't until he felt Xiao Li's hand fall on his bent back, silently and gently giving support and comfort, that Du Ling finally felt a little better.

Forcefully raised his head and pulled the corners of his mouth, and his voice was a little wilting and self-deprecating: "So, this time, I still have to cultivate the demon pill from scratch and fight for Chengjing for the rest of my life?" ”

"I'll be with you." After many years of waiting, Xiao Li's love words have also been perfected, just four words, but they are enough to convey his heart and calm Du Ling's agitated mood after being tricked by fate.

If he hadn't been so straightforward enough to finish the second half of the sentence.

"At least this time, you can legally become a sperm."

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Xiao Li is true and thinks this is good news.

And Du Ling just wanted to heal him.

This kind of thing is over after thinking about stealing fun, and use it to comfort people......

Negative scores, bad reviews! Go back to the furnace and practice again! What about the good heart? Don't talk so much if you don't talk so much if you don't talk too much, and don't understand the truth that you say too much wrong (f

Pinching the test report, Du Ling decided in a second that he must rely on his own strength to become a master this time, and put an end to all external forces, especially the power of a certain Taoist who has cultivated to a super high level and has a positive attitude!

Want to double repair?

Oh, please wait for my bloodline to awaken and complete the demon pill flash ten times.

Du Ling, who couldn't tell whether he was shocked or angry, or crazy, thought incoherently.

However, with such a long-term punishment in his mind, for now, he can give Xiao Li a bloody lesson more directly.

For example, when you and each other go from looking at each other affectionately to biting each other's mouths to celebrate, use your teeth.

As for the stupid bird who scares himself with the archetype, leave him alone.

After all, it's just a flash blind, isn't it?

Du Ling tried to find the rhythm of his breathing, trying to push Xiao Li's tongue back against the customer, so he had to climb his arms on the other party's shoulders to borrow strength, and then tasted a charming and familiar fishy sweetness with satisfaction.

I will think that this taste delicious, and I am about to become a sperm again.

It must not be a pot of love.

…… Probably not.

Well, yes.

Du Ling seemed to see Xiao Li pinching a trick in a daze, and then the world was spinning. He couldn't even wait for the flying sword to use it, and directly used brute force to break through the space spell of the Demon Management Bureau and teleport home.

Yes, it's very realistic.

Then they can start the first goblin war of their lives.

The kind that is legitimate, and has a certificate.

#喂, what about becoming a fine man by his own strength this time? # 166 Reading.com