Tony was stunned, but only for a minute, and he ran to his friends who were about to enter the cinema, and said to Erin with certainty, "You must have done something with your little stick." Wait, I thought you were Oriental, how could you use Western magic, it's Western, right? ”

Erin readily admitted: "I just cast a ignore spell, you're welcome." ”

Tony: "...... Who used your kindness? I'm Tony Stark. This sentence feels like this: I'm Tony Stark, and I'm never low-key!

Sherlock rolled his eyes.

Thor was holding the bucket of Colorful Bucket he had bought from KFC - yes, he had it at first sight - and he didn't give Tony any attention.

And Ai Ye, who has always been twenty-four filial piety, supported her baby girl: "Our Linlin is the best!" ”

Tony pressed the ** who rolled his eyes, pouted and said, "Thank you so much." ”

Erin raised an eyebrow, "You don't seem satisfied, Mr. Stark?" ”

"Please remove the 'as if,' dear."

"Well, then let me give you an analysis of the consequences if I hadn't cast the Ignore Charm, one of the things that might be that you'd be treated as the Iron Man actor in this alternate universe (Ayekop: Robert Downey Jr. No, given that you are not disguised at the moment, they will first suspect that you are Mr. Downey, but reason will then tell them that you are not, and then it is possible that you are just an impostor. Instead of saying they worship you, they may despise you; There's another possibility that the reaction you're getting is the same as the one you just got, and that's why Jarvis tells you that Asians have face blindness syndrome in Europeans, and yes, in most of our eyes, you Europeans look the same. ”

Erin said this long list in one breath, pausing to give Tony a smile that couldn't have been more innocent, "So, can we go in and watch the movie now?" Or do you want to 'try the law'? ”

Tony: "......"

Ai Ye seemed to feel a little pitiful for Tony, who was hit by his precious girl, so he comforted: "Nini doesn't cry, stand up and masturbate." Ahem, actually, if you lift your steel suit out and fit it, you'll be able to feel your popularity, that's right. ”

Whether Tony was comforted or not, only he knew.

……

Captain America crawled out of the well at noon the next day, when he arrived, everyone was having lunch, Thor was a chicken in his left hand, a duck in his right hand was gnawing, and when he saw Captain America Steven Rogers, he continued to eat with a greeting full of oil, as for his other teammate Tony, he was spreading out on the sofa and looked very unenergetic, Steven's heart tightened, and he called Tony: "Tony, are you okay?" ”

"Oh, old popsicle." Tony said hello without lifting his eyelids, and the next moment he got up from the sofa and made a very passionate speech: "I won't say that my materialist three views are broken and reorganized and broken again, I won't say that everything here is not scientific, and I won't say that I will stop sponsoring S.H.I.E.L.D. when I go back, I will only say that I fucking love it here, I don't want to go back at all!" ”

Steven: "...... Tony, you-"

Tony sternly said, "Yes, I love parallel universes. ”

Steven finished speaking, "You've lost weight, Tony, you've worked hard." After saying that, he turned his gaze to Ai Ye, in fact, Ai Ye's hot gaze, he wanted to admit that he didn't feel it. Steven cleared his throat and solemnly stretched out his hand to Ai Ye: "Hello, I'm Captain America Steven Rogers. ”

Tony, who lost ten pounds overnight after eating a 'stomach digesting tablets' (please don't ask him how many times he ran to the toilet during this time), wiped his face and stepped forward to shake Steven's outstretched hand: "I suddenly remembered that Stark Industries still has a board meeting waiting for me, so the friendly conversation between the two parties is avoided." Thor, wipe your mouth with your red cloak, it's time for us to go! ”

Thor, who was immersed in eating and drinking, did not raise his head and said, "If you want to go, you can go first." "It's almost as close to Asgard as Thor here, and he doesn't say he misses his brother.

Steven also said sternly: "Tony, now is not the time to hurry, and it is not too late for us to rush back after Dr. Banner has determined the positioning coordinates." He looked around the world, "What about Dr. Ai?" Dr. Banner needs to have a number of jù exchanges with her, probably of this kind. ”

Tony: "...... I thank you, old popsicle. "It's okay not to mention Irene, but when it comes to Irene, you have to add her boyfriend Sherlock, and Tony has a deep understanding of the taste of mixed male and female double 'fighting'.

- It seems that Tony is very pitiful, but in fact, Tony is very happy to spray and spray, so that a "virtuous circle" is formed, so that the venom everywhere they go, and accidentally affects Ai Ye, otherwise who is the "stomach and appetite pill" that can make Tony incarnate "seven times a night" - and the toilet - from whom?

After the top students reach a consensus on the location between the two parallel universes, Tony, Thor, and Steven, who came to pick them up, can go back to their parallel universe. Tony jumped into the well without saying a word, and he felt that there was nothing more to say.

It is said that "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry", but what Tony doesn't know is that after he jumps into the well and shuttles back to his parallel universe, Erin opens a door made of energy next to the well, which means that Thor and Steven are going back through the door.

Tony found out later, though, as he watched the scene from the front of a Blu-ray screen, including Dr. Banner, Hawkeye, Black Widow, and a group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

Later, Jarvis, who was more comfortable traveling between the two parallel universes, also brought Erin's greeting, "Do it and cherish it, Mr. Stark." ”

Tony made the hard decision to go back and work on the quantum starter, and let's ride the donkey and read the record book - we'll see! Of course, Tony's Chinese isn't that good, but isn't he jet lag now? The time difference between two parallel universes is reversed.

But by the time Tony was furious enough to come up with a quantum starter that could travel between fixed-point parallel universes, his Chinese had reached the point where he could pull a proverb, which was really ...... Congratulations.

At this time, it had been two weeks since Tony had climbed in and out of the well. Tony had already prepared a wagon of gold bricks, and if he smashed it, he would have flattened the Ai family's manor, so he was waiting for him to test run the quantum starter, and as a result, Erin sent him a message - yes, they can now communicate across parallel universes - saying that they didn't have time to entertain him right now, and if Tony really wanted to come over, he would talk to them about the schedule.

Tony's face was shocked: "I can't believe that you actually rejected Stark, a Stark!" But Tony was shocked, and he immediately calmed down, "How did you know I was going over?" ”

Sherlock rightly asked, "Isn't that obvious?" ”

Erin shrugged, echoing her boyfriend's words.

Before Tony could be still, he heard Erin say, "Actually, we can also go from our parallel universe to your parallel universe. ”

Tony wasn't very interested, so he casually asked, "Since when?" ”

"Since you're gone," replied Erin, and Tony's interest was lifted, and Irene added, "I think you've seen that the well in my yard is special—"

Sherlock interjected lazily, "Dear Lynn, I think Mr. Stark, not only did he see it, but he also felt it himself, and he must have been very impressed. ”

Sherlock is really a pot that can't be opened, Tony bravely jumped into the well.gif but it is crazy within the Avengers, Tony's first name, if Tony still has it.

Tony is not a vegetarian either, he waved at Sherlock like a fly, and said very disdainfully: "Parallel universe researcher, what are you doing as a layman, or are you under the spell of 'can't leave your girlfriend three meters away'?" ”

Sherlock glanced at Tony lightly, as if he was not angry at all by Tony's words, and he squeezed out a big smile at the people: "I haven't congratulated you yet, my girlfriend and my subordinate are together and Mr. Stark is getting married." Oh, am I congratulating you early, did they send you an invitation? No, no, no, it looks like you don't know about it yet, so you're welcome. ”

"Then I really thank you, Mr. Holmes, who spies into other people's private lives all day long, voyeurism is hopeless." Tony turned his gaze to Erin, "Honey, aren't you thinking of getting a psychiatrist for your boyfriend — oh, if he's really your boyfriend and not some GAY girlfriend?" ”

At this moment, Erin said in a long tone, "I'm so glad to see you two get along so well, so Mr. Stark wants to come over here, does he want to go to the nursery class hand in hand with Sherlock?" If that's the case, a warm welcome. ”

Sherlock: "......"

Tony also imagined that kind of image, and he shuddered, "I'm going to have to vomit, and we'll talk about how you broke the barriers between parallel universes with that wonderful well." "I don't know if Tony did it on purpose, but the word 'alone' has a heavier tone anyway.

Sherlock managed to blacken his face, and the next day he dragged his girlfriend on the run, in fact, they finally set out on the road to encircle Moriarty's criminal network.

I don't know if Moriarty is waiting for the evil Alesa to come over, the evil Alesa said before leaving that she will come back tomorrow, but a day on the evil Alesa's side is equivalent to nine months on Erin's side, rounded off, which can be called "living like a year". Hmm, I hope Moriarty didn't... bar.