In fact, bureaucracy is everywhere, and when the time for afternoon tea passes, the Avengers reply that they will collect more jù just to be on the safe side, plus Tony seems to be happy, and so is Thor - after an afternoon tea, Thor has already looked at his brother - in short, Tony and Thor can't go back for the time being.

Tony said indifferently: "It just so happens that "The Avengers" is being released here, and Ireen and I are planning to watch this movie, in fact, I want to watch "Iron Man 2" with me as the protagonist, but who makes me so loved by teammates." ”

Hawkeye couldn't help but complain: "You know a lot." ”

"Go to the country and follow the customs, and then I will do this-" Tony, in order to prove that he really followed the customs, and parroted Jarvis to learn a sentence in Chinese, "Know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles." His tongue felt like it was going to be straightened, but looking at the shocked looks of his teammates, Tony shrugged his shoulders very pleasantly, "I accidentally learned to speak Chinese." ”

It's a pity that the demolition came, and Erin suddenly realized: "According to your context, I make a bold guess, what you said is 'knowing yourself and knowing your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles'?" ”

Tony: "......"

Hawkeye: "Hahaha! ”

Tony 'accidentally' cut off the communication and snapped his fingers expressionlessly: "Jarvis, are the movie tickets booked?" ”

Jarvis spoke calmly: "Yes, sir, Ms. Ai has been very generous in providing funds. ”

Tony: "...... Jarvis, what do you mean by that? ”

"I thought the facts were obvious, sir." The bank didn't have a cross-universe business, in other words, Tony was now back in the pre-liberation period, from a billionaire to a pauper, well, a pauper in a haute couture suit with a limited-edition watch.

Erin tilted her head slightly and asked, "I think your organization will reimburse you for the expenses you incurred in my house?" "Just kidding, I've learned a lot from my conversations with Jarvis, so you're welcome to come to my house." ”

Tony's Instant Update Mood Story: It's really a dog!

-- That's what you call really following the local customs.

……

The movie tickets are booked, but it's really not so easy to wait for them to form a group to go to the cinema.

Ai Ye has Jarvis (even if it's just a part of Jarvis's number of jù streams) as a plug-in, killing all sides on the Internet, he heard that he was going to go to the movies, he was the first to respond, Sanqing is on top, and his baby girl went to the cinema to watch a movie, it is definitely a lifetime series, there is nothing to say, go and go!

Thor was also very easy to deal with, and Tony said, "When the time comes, I will buy you a KFC family bucket", but, "What do you see, the entire Avengers are mine, and S.H.I.E.L.D. still has my sponsorship." The latter sentence is addressed to Erin.

Erin wanted to speak and stopped: "You-"

Tony thought that Erin was shocked, he stretched out his arms and said arrogantly, "What's wrong?" I'm Tony Stark. The sentence feels like this, "I'm Tony Stark, I'm rich!" ”

"No, what I'm trying to say is that if you're a big boss and patron, they're not really very active. Isn't the problem exposed here obvious enough? Erin said with a shrug, Tony...... Tony pretended not to hear, he turned his head to Thor and pointed: "You can take off your red cloak, you are very delayed from following the local customs, then what Mr. Ai, please find him a curtain and a tablecloth to change." Just kidding, just find a t-shirt. ”

Aiye found Thor's ...... Looking at the T-shirt of the god of all living beings, Thor was very excited: "Brother! ”

But here's the problem, the T-shirt is Ai Ye's collection of peripherals, normal size, but Thor is a muscular man, even if he can wear it, it will blow up the T-shirt, but it's not a problem. Erin took out her wand and cast a 'speed amplification' spell on the clothes, enlarging them to Thor's size.

Thor was even more excited: "You know magic just like my brother!" ”

Tony stared at Erin expressionlessly: "Actually, my anxiety is not cured yet, so take care of me as a patient, what other differences do you have that do not conform to the general trend of human development in these two parallel universes, let me see together, and I can also reorganize my materialist three views!" Wait, what's that look on your face? Do you still need to think about it? ”

Today is really Tony's lucky day, because as soon as he finished speaking, the evil Aresa who was thrown by Erin to chat with Moriarty appeared out of thin air, and she raised her chin at Irene: "I've decided, Jim is my next client, you can't force me not to do my job this time." ”

Erin blinked, "That's a matter for the two of you, but you'll have to wait until Alesa dies of natural causes." "According to the speed of time between the two parallel universes, one year of Aressa's world is equivalent to two hundred and seventy years of Erin's world.

Hearing Erin say this, the evil Aletha licked her bloodless lips, and the corners of her mouth hooked into a weird and satisfied smile: "That's nature." ”

Tony, who always can't control his curiosity (mouth), glanced at the evil Alesha: "What is this?" Child labor? ”

The evil Aletha glanced at Tony lightly, and found that it was a mortal who was not threatening, and immediately looked away lightly, obviously disdainful of answering Tony's question, she nodded to Erin reservedly: "Then I'll go back first, and I'll come back to you tomorrow." With that, he was gone.

Tony muttered "quietly", "What a 'kind' little girl." ”

Erin didn't have time to pay attention to him, she was testing the number jù fluctuations brought by the evil Alesa back to her parallel universe, but at this time, there should be a wide range of film and television dramas Ai Ye on top, he touched his chin and speculated very strictly: "The evil Aretha is a demon, she has lived for at least a thousand years." ”

Tony: "...... Then why is she still a little girl, and does the demon also have dwarfism? "Yes, Tony is strong, and he continues to be strong!

Thorke, who has also lived for many, many years, calmed down, and said very firmly: "She can change her appearance at will." ”

As soon as these words came out, Tony and Ai Ye both looked at him in unison, and Thor scratched the back of his head: "Isn't it?" Doesn't she know magic? My brother knows magic and can change his appearance at will. ”

Tony rolled his eyes.

Ai Ye felt and said: "What a brotherly love! ”

Tony's eyes barely rolled back.

Now it's Sherlock, and as soon as he comes up, he says to Erin, "I don't get along well with Mr. Stark. The subtext is obvious: I don't have him, and I don't have him.

Erin was confused, and she asked in a long tone, "So?" ”

Sherlock glared at his girlfriend, but it didn't work, and in the end the consulting detective reluctantly nodded in agreement. In fact, he can choose not to go, but who called Tony Playboy Stark will go, for such a reason, maybe it has not been formed in the mind of Xia Li, who is always not online in emotional intelligence, but the eyes he looked at Erin had betrayed him, his eyes were firm and possessive, and they belonged to the eyes of lovers.

Now that everyone is here, let's go to the movies.

The manor of the Ai family is on the isolated mountain, which is a feng shui treasure that Ai Ye is optimistic about, coupled with deliberate isolation, basically it is ten or eight years may not see outsiders, just like Erin said that the kindergarten under the mountain, it seems to be very close, but in fact it has to be hundreds of kilometers, but this does not delay the daily life of the Ai family, her house has an Ai Ye brand signal tower, just the Internet speed is called a slip, it can be seen that Jarvis obtained the information so quickly. As for transportation, Ai Ye usually has flying swords, and Erin usually walks in the teleportation array, and the specific feeling is like this:

The group of them stood on the teleportation array, Tony was still asking "are we waiting for the helicopter" one moment, the next moment the teleportation array was activated, and when they were teleported to the Ai family's villa in the metropolis closest to the Ai family's manor, Tony's words had not yet fallen. If you open the door and look out, you will see the bustling city.

In addition to Aiye and Erin, the best adaptation to this is Thor, and he is also a character who says he can fly thousands of miles.

Sherlock felt it for the second time, he was a little dizzy and teleported, but people have girlfriends to care about, the most pitiful is the lonely Tony, he was propped up on the floor and looked depressed, but when he asked Jarvis (Jarvis doesn't need a teleportation array), after learning that they had shuttled nearly thousands of miles at once, the soul of science was burning, straightened his haute couture suit, walked up to Erin like a person, and held her hand: "Dear Lynn, have you ever thought about working across parallel universes?" Stark Enterprise warmly welcomes high-end talents like you, and salary and benefits are not a problem! ”

Erin corrected, "You're looking for the wrong person. ”

Tony: "? ”

"Keep your eyes peeled, Mr. Stark, the high-end talent you are looking for is Mr. Ai, who you say is at the same level of IQ as Thor." Sherlock laughed unceremoniously, but the map cannon was a bit bigger.

Ai Ye said faintly: "Did I say that a TV series adapted from "Sherlock Holmes Detective Collection" involves sexual transformation. ”

Sherlock: "......"

――It seems that Baba has found the right way to restrain his son-in-law who is poisonous, this is really... Loved.

The above is the "preparation" before actually arriving at the cinema, and this is only before arriving at the cinema, and they have not really entered the screening hall yet. Tony is aware of his high popularity in this parallel universe, but he stood in front of the movie theater side by side for three minutes in a rage, screaming, crowd of onlookers, not to mention the fans who came to him for autographs, isn't this the expected direction?

――What about becoming an Internet celebrity?