Chapter 2 Rebirth Parrot is Lucky EX

Du Ling felt a little congested.

Although he has always felt that life should be chic once, firmly believe that the sky can still be used as a quilt cover, he prides himself on being very optimistic and open-minded, and does not care much about many things, but from a big living person to a bird at the good end, it is still a bit beyond the scope of acceptance.

…… Especially after he found out that his body seemed to be really dead.

After being reborn from the end of the world three years later, he became a pet bird wearing an anklet, and he was still locked up with his body in a dilapidated house that leaked in the middle of winter. #在线等, I'm in a hurry! #

In fact, there are also advantages to being reborn as a parrot, such as the fact that it can talk and ask for help.

However, this is useless, the time is the second day of the Lunar New Year, and there are few living people in this low-rent building during spring break, and he remembers how the roommate will not come back until the tenth day of the first month, not to mention the body that he once used, and now this bird shell has to starve to death and become a dry corpse.

…… If he hadn't frozen to death before starving, he remembered that the sunflower parrot was a tropical bird that was not cold-tolerant, and the rental house had no central heating, and the electric heater went away with the transformer that was killed by lightning, so the indoor temperature was extremely consistent with the outside of the heavy snow, and the bird was so cold that it was cold.

Du Ling puffed up the hair on his body for a while to make the protective layer thicker, and after a while, he tightened the hair tightly so that he didn't leak a trace of heat, but unfortunately it was not warm no matter how he tossed, and the more he shivered, the more he felt that he was not far from death.

What did he think about back then, he was afraid that Kanye Chrysanthemum would all over the house without sphincter, so he had to tie such an old and thick iron chain to it!

Sure enough, restricting the freedom of movement of pets is also considered abuse, and there will be retribution.

Why do you think this chain is so strong! Du Ling unconsciously learned from Kanye's appearance back then, tilting his head downward and pecking at the stainless steel with the invincible sturdy beak when he ate melon seeds.

It's a pity that it's okay to deal with wood, and no matter how strong the parrot's beak is, it will hit the metal......

Click.

…… Broken?

Du Ling was stunned to look at the steel chain that he kept clamping with a vise, and he was bitten off by himself, feeling as relaxed and happy as knocking a paper walnut.

The hairy crest brush on the back of his head stood up and turned into half a yellow chrysanthemum.

Could it be that the power ability that he awakened in the end times has also followed?

Du Xiaoye, who was a bird, became excited, pecked a few more bites, and completely liberated his claws: Hmph, it's time to lift the seal, my devilish right hand!

For a while, the second terminal illness broke out, and the overly happy bird uncle stomped his paws, and as a result, he didn't know how to conduct the power with a snap, and the whole log bird frame montage slowly fell down in slow motion, and he was about to shoot his head and land on the ground, Du Ling remembered that he was now a bird with wings.

Flapping his wings and flying from the remains of the bird's nest that had been destroyed by his own scourge, Titus, who had never flown on his own strength, was proud—

Hehe~ You collapse yours, you can fly!

As a result, he slammed into the ceiling with a snort, couldn't move and threw himself on the curtain again, and then he couldn't find a point to release his wings, and he rolled down with a crackle.

cough、The first time I did the bird business, I was not proficient in it.

Roll around and regain your footing and grooming, and you're a good bird again.

While sorting out his crazy fluttering wing feathers in a not very embarrassed way, and sorting out his overly chaotic mood after the fuss, Du Ling really calmed down for a while, and temporarily accepted the reality that he was reborn as a parrot.

In any case, he is still alive, which in itself is a very fortunate thing, and should not be forced to do more.

Be content, think about the benefits of being a parrot - first of all, he can fly, and secondly, after the end of the world, he is no longer the first choice of mutant creatures on the menu (since he has already mutated in strength, he probably won't mutate again), plus the lifespan of a sunflower parrot can reach 80 years old, which is not shorter than that of humans, has a wide range of recipes, can speak, and has a flexible mouth and feet that can use small tools......

Du Ling raised one of his paws and moved, very sure that he could play the keyboard and play the game, and was suddenly satisfied, why did he think about it more and more as if he had made money?

If you are lucky enough to find a high-quality loving family to support yourself, then you can never worry about food and clothing, and there is no pressure to rent a house, but unfortunately you can't continue to sell fruits to make a lot of money...... Speaking of this, he remembered that he was shattered by the shot before his death in his previous life, causing a vision, and let himself be reborn back to the great hero Space Jade Pendant?

Won't it still hang around the neck of your "corpse"......

Although I have seen a lot of dead people, it is still a little weird to face my dead self or something.

However, before Uncle Bird, who felt a little hairy, made up his mind to search for the corpse, just when he subconsciously recalled what materials could be in the current space, he suddenly felt a little itchy under his left wing.

With a shock, a round pink peach rolled out.

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(⊙o⊙) Ah!

Food!

The parrot instinct, which likes all kinds of fruits, has the upper hand for a while, and happily nibbles a few bites to appease the hungry worms in his stomach, and Du Ling has the free brain to realize the fact that his treasure space is still on his body.

Thinking about the opening of space as in the past, the consciousness looks inward:

The tall and short peach trees of all colors were still thriving, but the deep and shallow peach petals were scattered all over the ground, and a few ripe peaches rolled into the spring, and a bunch of materials collected in the last days were also scattered, but on the whole, nothing was missing, and they followed themselves from three years ago back to the present.

- It is worthy of being an heirloom, so loyal and sincere to his true love for Maji!

If it weren't for the fact that the jade pendant itself had been integrated into the body and couldn't be taken out, Du Ling really wanted to kiss it, what kind of iron buddies, beauty suitors and the like are not as reliable as this big baby!

There you have this

The dull hair on his head opened and closed, and Du Ling couldn't be happier to stuff his wallet, PSP, hard disk and other valuables into a handbag, and then put them into the space together, leaving only a fruit six in front of him.

It's time to show how flexible the parrot's claws are - I saw Uncle Bird stretch out his claws and grab the phone, press the power button on the side is as convenient as being a person, and then swipe the claw on the screen, perfect boot!

Well, although the temperature of the bird's paws is relatively low, the touch screen can still give a reaction, so Uncle Bird nodded with satisfaction.

At this time three years ago, he was just a little otaku who made a living from code words, all the sources of livelihood were in the virtual world, and poor Baba's savings were also placed in Yu Bao, in the eyes of a small profiteer who later cultivated, this kind of financial management method was simply not enterprising, but it provided great convenience to Du Ling, who could not see people now.

This means that he doesn't have to show his face, and he can still use his own money to support himself and even continue to make money.

There is an old saying that who knows behind the Internet that it is a person or a dog who is talking to you, and now put it on him, I believe that generous readers don't mind if the object of the reward is a person or a bird.

However, in order to keep these accounts running, it is best not to let people know that Du Ling is dead. It seems that the original plan to fly out to attract the attention of passers-by and make people discover their corpses had to be abandoned.

Du Ling tilted his head to look at the terrifying face that once belonged to him, barely handsome, but now his expression was distorted and his face was blue, and a pair of bird eyes showed a humanized struggle.

Finally sighed with his hair hanging down.

Come to think of it, isn't it particularly popular to sprinkle ashes into nature and enter the cycle of life, and now he buries his body in space, which is just one less step of burning.

It's not bad, is it......

………… Hell yes (╯"□′)╯(┻━┻!)

Putting the corpse into the space only to find that he couldn't stuff it under the mud, out of sight and out of mind, he could accept the setting of burying the dead under the peach tree, didn't mean that he could watch himself rot? And putting your dead self side by side with a lot of snacks or something, it's just terrible to look at OTL

It's better to find a place to bury it, otherwise I feel that I can't use the space as a pantry anymore, Du Ling reflexively wanted to cover his convulsive stomach, but found that he didn't know whether to raise his feet or his wings.

Twisting his face to close the space, he didn't regret admitting that no matter how much he cultivated, he couldn't reach Hannibal's level.

Well, this shows that even after experiencing the baptism of the last days, he is still a good young man with a strong personality.

Kudos to yourself.

Speaking of which, the space does not have the advanced preservation function of time standstill, and if it is left for a long time, will there be corpse spots, corpse smell, corpse poison, ......|||||

imagined the degradation process of his body, and the parrot uncle who had just cocked his tail proudly blew up again, and he shuddered with disgust, and he decided that he didn't need any good acupuncture points, so he made do with the small garden behind the buried building. Anyway, the place will be overgrown with wild grass and mosquitoes in the spring, and now the snow can cover the traces of the ground, and no one will find out if you bury it a little deeper.

As for scruples such as not respecting enough and not having a grave...... As the saying goes, I am in charge of my body, and the deceased himself doesn't care about it, so what does it matter.

The only person who may find out that he is missing is his roommate, but as long as he still texts him regularly, it is estimated that the other party will not think that 'Du Ling' has died and called the police.

In modern society, people are indifferent, who would go out of their way to track down the whereabouts of an unemployed vagrant?

As for the so-called relatives, after their parents left, they tore into a lump for that inheritance, and they were able to drive out one of their adult children for a real estate certificate, and now they will naturally not find it again.

When it is rotten, there will be no proof of death, and in two years, when the end of the world comes, who cares whether you are dead or alive.

Thinking about it like this, Uncle Parrot feels that he is really witty, even if the human brain becomes a bird's head and shrinks involuntarily, he is still outstanding.

Alas, he worked hard to make himself die without proof or anything, and in order to be able to spend the last two years of good time, he was really desperate.

Do it when you think of it, and take advantage of the dark and high wind at night to bury the corpse.

Du Ling carefully squeezed out of the broken window, spread his wings and slid silently into the night—