Chapter 3 Being a bird can be raised by a male god, can you be a man!

As an infinitely powerful bird, it's not too easy to dig a one-meter-deep pit in the half-frozen wasteland.

Du Ling looked at his brand-new grave bag and nodded with a little satisfaction in his heart.

Speaking of which, the sunflower cockatoo he possessed was originally a species that nested in tree holes, and digging graves with these claws meant that it was really used to the fullest.

With a flap of powerful wings to allow the snow to re-evenly cover the churning earth, Duling the parrot completely concealed the vital evidence that he had died as a human.

From now on, you have to learn to be a parrot and live.

He felt that his eyes were a little moist, ha, it turns out that birds also have tear glands. Du Ling hates the senseless sadness of sadness and sadness the most, but he no longer has an arm that can wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes, so he has to learn from Kanye to turn and shake his head like he did back then.

Drop a string of sparkling ...... Ice ballast.

"Ahh

Damn, once you stop and don't move, it's almost like a bird will freeze to death.

What about the down jacket that you said? This is not frost-resistant at all, a bad review! Du Ling was desperate to find that he had squatted in the snow for such a small time, his arms and legs stiffened, and he shuddered when he remembered the precautions he had checked when he raised Kanye.

You can't catch a cold, it's not better than being a human being to resist and get through, if you don't get it right, it will be transformed into pneumonia or bird plague, and the four words of burp and cold are a particularly unfunny horror legend in the bird breeding world.

But because of the reflection of the snow, it is not a completely dark night, where can he go to escape the cold as an alien bird? There are about an hour or two before the dawn of the day, and then consider the sparsely populated rental community for the Chinese New Year......

Looking down at his white feathers, Uncle Bird's mind has already deduced a period of white snow, and no one sees a poor bird frozen to death alone in the beautiful days of family reunion, and there is no chance to look at the sadistic plot of the bright green leaves and delicate flowers.

It was really sad for the listeners and tears for the hearers, Du Ling was disgusted by his own imagination, and felt that his talent had improved again, and he could completely cross over from brainless cool literature to youth and painful literature, and realize the most beautiful turn of a vulgar writer on the Internet.

Then he flapped his wings and took off without hesitation, looking for a heat source.

As for freezing to death?

Hehe, don't be kidding, such as crows and sparrows also know how to use the urban heat island effect, find some air conditioning exhaust outlets and other places to keep out the cold, isn't he really a stupid pet bird who ran away from home for the first time, can he still find a temporary shelter?

Flying over more than a dozen old buildings, Du Ling came to the only 24-hour convenience store within a radius of five miles, followed the heat to find the outlet of the heating system hidden behind the house, and happily lay down.

It's just buzzing and a little noisy.,Sure enough, it's better to find someone for yourself.。

If he can provide 24-hour air conditioning and imported nuts, he will definitely not mind selling cute and calling a few words of dog repairing Jin Sama, so that he will not be as unpleasant as Kanye was back then, and end up in the embarrassing situation of being disgraced and willing to adopt.

Hiding his frozen nose under his warm wings, and closing his eyes, Du Ling Du Ling's last sentence flashed in his mind:

This stray bird is really TM not human.

Then, frightened, he dug a pit for most of the night, and he fell asleep from exhaustion.

*******

A dreamless night.

The next morning, the snow stopped, and the winter sun shone on the body warmly and comfortably, but unfortunately there was always something that did not grow in the eyes to block the light, so that the lovely sun uncle could not even caress Du Ling's whole body.

He doesn't want to get out of bed yet...... I was irritable and wanted to roll around the quilt, but I went from a natural state that followed the sleeping habits of birds to hide my head and tail and shrank into a ball, and fell into a stupid bird with all sides on its back.

I didn't get up for a long time, not to mention, this unlucky virtue is still looked at by people!

Uncle Bird, who was half-blind and barely saw his personal shadow clearly, struggled to kick his little thin legs, trying to cover the chrysanthemum, but it was only in vain, and in the end, it was the kind man who reached out to hug him, and his powerful big hand firmly pressed the dishonest wings, and the silly parrot who could only turn around in a circle with his back to the earth and perform hip-hop dance was corrected.

It's okay, it's okay, Mo Fang, anyway, you're just a bird now and no one can lose it.

Du Ling squatted on the spot and calmed down for a few seconds, then twisted his neck and rubbed his face on his back, recovering the high-definition vision he got after being a bird, ready to inspect his benefactor's appearance.

Well, although the ideal is to be a 36D owner, but if he is a handsome guy, he can also give a lot of favor to the other party to support himself-

The sunflower parrot's round eyes like small black beans reflected the tall figure of the good Samaritan.

This is a handsome man with dusty facial features that make people forget the vulgar.

It was a face as smooth as jade, with clear and handsome contours without any femininity, with full-shaped lips under the straight and elegant nose bridge, and a pair of sword eyebrows flying into the temples, but the most attractive thing was a pair of phoenix eyes under the eyebrows, the eyes were dark and bright, and the eyes were deep and charming. Even if an ordinary man has such a pair of eyes, he often either looks sharp or hides and finally becomes kitsch, but the bright eyes in front of Du Ling will not give people that feeling like at all.

Under the gaze, it only makes people feel that the treasure is solemn, and they dare not be obscene and desecrated.

And the man still has a long black hair neatly combed behind his head, and only some fine hair hangs down at the corner of his forehead, adding a bit of classical style, and it looks like he is surrounded by fairy energy, which makes people wonder what day and night.

The following mortal immortals are generally incompatible with this materialistic era.

Well, if it weren't for the fact that he was wearing an apron with an ugly convenience store mascot on it over his classic white shirt that didn't care about the temperature, it would have given people the illusion of that.

Now, the forced grid was instantly lowered, the convenience store brother and a stupid bird looked at each other, and met in the narrow back porch of the convenience store piled up with boxes or something, and there was no sense of disobedience at all

"Xiao, Xiao Tai Sin ——!!" Lack of sleep and the impact of beauty, Uncle Parrot, who had insufficient brain capacity, couldn't come back to his senses and blurted out the nickname that everyone had given to the little brother in private.

“…… You know me? The convenience store brother known as Xiao Daxian was expressionless, and asked a question to a bird with a serious attitude.

Although the beautiful voice did not fluctuate at all, Du Ling just felt a kind of coercion for no reason, and nodded unconsciously.

I don't care about hiding my unearthly IQ that is different from ordinary birds (really?).

Xiao Li Xiao Daxian, this is a celebrity who is famous all over the world in their area!

How could Du Ling not know about him, if he didn't know that this blue face with a bad look, how could he be so familiar with the convenience store more than a kilometer walk from his rental house?

Back then, in order to describe the male protagonist of his cultivation of the new pit according to this little brother, he ran his legs thin, bought and bought three meals a day, and used the convenience store as a canteen for a while.

The weight of the bento is really 'exquisite', it is quite suitable for the little white-collar workers to eat, in Du Ling, a man who barely has one meter eight after rounding, it seems that it is not as affordable as a roadside stall at all, but the fairy spirit is full of Su De people's bones and the new pit man is full of anger, and he can help him deceive many local tyrant girls every day to give him paper rewards, and it is also worth the ticket price. It's a pity that this article was praised as a turnaround by the editor, and the article with great potential for popularity was completely pitted because of the appearance of the portable space, and was forgotten by Du Ling, who was unscrupulously circling between Want Want and express every day.

Now that I think about it, my conscience is really a little uneasy...... Anyway, at this point in time, I haven't finished saving the manuscript yet.,It's better to continue it if you have time.。

But what are you going to do?

Except for the beauty of the male owner, I feel that I can't remember it at all_(:з"∠)_

Du Ling was silently wandering, looking like a real sunflower parrot as cute and cute, at least Xiao Shangxian didn't take his sluggish reaction to heart.

"You came to this neighborhood four months and seven days ago," he said with great certainty without asking for verification, "what is your name?" ”

said that there was fate, but his face was still the one with no expression, and he couldn't see his joy and anger, but Du Ling had already remembered that this wooden-faced handsome guy had always had such a style, and the one thousand and one expression was used to the end and was indifferent to everything, so that those little scouts and little speculators who came to the wind returned with a feather.

And because of his good looks, he has been paid special attention to by the uncles and aunts in the community, so even a dead house like Du Ling has heard some rumors about Xiao Li's origins, probably a rural background with no education and no family business, and he also moved bricks on the construction site before being introduced to a convenience store as a full-time ...... I don't know which ravine has someone whose ancestors have accumulated virtue and can give birth to such an otherworldly wonder.

It's a pity that his personality is as indifferent as his appearance, so he can be so at the bottom of this society where he can eat by his face, and he got a satirical Daxian Ya. But seeing that he actually remembered when Kanye flew to the community, maybe there was a soft heart hidden under that cold skin?

Du Ling, who was worried that there was no one to support him, had hope in his heart.

If I can live under the same roof as the popular male protagonist of my novel, then I don't have to worry about my characters being vivid and detailed!

"Duling! Duling! Duling! Uncle Bird was very excited to say the important words three times, and he was afraid that his current Australian accent would affect the understanding of the male god owner.

"Well, nice name." Xiao Li, who had high hopes, nodded, then straightened up, turned his head, and left.

Let's go......

Feed! Wait, wait! Have you forgotten something!?

The exchange of names is a contract of destiny, love me, spoil me, and raise me for the rest of my life??

You are not a man if you are ruthless like this, beware of me, I am not happy to write you as a mortal lewd scumbag dressed in the skin of an immortal!

Du Ling's little bird swiped the screen with the above oversized red characters in his head, of course, he complained in his heart that P was useless, he had to puff up his wings and catch up, the goal: the wide shoulders of the natural human meat bird frame at a glance-

Precise landing!

Hmph, the tip of the paw seems to have pierced the shirt cloth and poked the flesh, that is someone's fault for wearing too little in winter, and he is not so stingy when he is such a generous real man as Uncle Du.

Successfully stepping on the shoulder of the male god, Du Ling proudly raised his neck and bloomed a chrysanthemum on the back of his head.

In fact, on the surface, he was secretly wary of Xiao Li's raised hand, but he was still lucky, thinking that the male god of the convenience store would not be so cruel and ruthless and couldn't get along with his poor little bird.

"Oops~~~~ It's a parrot! It's so cute!! The secret battle of one person and one bird has not yet been broken, and the pretentious screams of the convenience store part-time lady who came to change shifts sounded: "It's so good to be a good relative, is it raised by you, Brother Xiao?" I didn't expect that Brother Xiao is also a person who can keep pets~~"

As he spoke, he stretched out his long colored nails, and he didn't know whether to touch or poke Duling's fat belly.

Tsk, I hate this kind of with ulterior motives! Uncle Bird unconsciously made a threatening gesture to prop up the whole bird in a circle, and was thinking about whether to pretend to be stupid and fan his wings a few times or stretch his neck to peck back and fight back, and the owner of his shoulders had already made a decision for him.

I don't know how Xiao Li walked, his shoulders didn't move at all, but he moved gracefully at least half a meter, and he avoided the attack very naturally.

"Hmm." Obviously he disdains to speak, but his nasal voice is as pleasant as an organ, Xiao Li's response can be regarded as confirming the speculation that Du Ling is his pet.

Uncle Parrot Du finally settled down.

He said, he's such a beautiful bird who loves flowers and flowers and is worth several months' wages for a convenience store worker, how can anyone not be tempted!

It turns out that turning around and leaving is expecting you to follow automatically~

It seems that this famous wood-faced male god is still a little tsundere in private, and he understands how to get along in the future.

Uncle Du nodded in thought he was the truth, sat firmly in style, and tried his best to show the temperament of a high-quality pet bird with dignity, style and close to the owner.

The limitations of his position and size made him completely unaware of the deep dark eyes of this 'mouthless and dead tsundere who hid his soft love' in a flash of deep thought.