Chapter 25 The old king next door is a Siberian tiger

Xiao Li naturally knows the details of that incident, but who will like it when he is interrogated? was forced in front of a mere shape-shaped monster like this, and naturally made a face unpleasant.

When Zhu Kaishan came back with a large plate of various meat skewers and three glasses of draft beer, the atmosphere was already a little stiff.

The representatives of the relevant departments aggressively propped up the table and glared angrily, while His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven sat like a clock, looking back at the past with a pair of black eyes without sadness or joy, as if facing a mustard.

Zhu Kaishan felt that it was going to be bad when he saw it, and hurriedly played a round: "Wang Laohu, you almost have it!" People didn't make mistakes, what are you doing so fiercely. ”

He slammed the tray on the table, "Come on, come on, meat and wine, let's eat and talk." ”

"Humph!" This Wang Batian probably also realized that it was not possible to continue, and he was about to start a real fire again, so he grabbed a skewer and took advantage of this step to grab a big mouth, and there was only a wisp of oil left on the empty stick.

It feels like the king of the mountain grabbed a leg of mutton and bit it to intimidate people, but the skewers can't hold up the field in the end, it only makes people feel that this mouth is so big, and it is really a big worm.

"The most annoying thing is that you laugh at everyone, everyone is like you, and now the circle will become more and more chaotic. Look at your more and more bullshit program, the period will be hung on the wall by mortals in the Haijiao Forum, and the pig is about to become a big liar, do you still want to shake these two little brothers and say that it's okay? The mouth was full of meat, and it didn't prevent Captain Wang from beating Director Zhu down.

“…… This...... Isn't it also for attention, "Anyway, everyone is also at the same level, and it is a little embarrassing to be trained like this in front of the fresh demon: "Ouch, I said Wang Laohu, why don't you have any entertainment spirit at all!" Why don't you give me some face in front of Xiao Xianchang? ”

"Hehe, do you want to save face? To save face, you should first rewrite the closing report! Wang Batian scoffed at him, "You're entertained, you haven't swept your tail clearly, do you know that the human customs are looking for you to ask about ivory smuggling?" ”

"What does it matter to me if I wipe that?"

"It's about your family Li Laodao, tell me early don't use hypnosis, read the legal provisions and use the certificate to do things, you even dare to move the people of the criminal police brigade, and you are not afraid of death, and you dare to step on the cooperation agreement with the Huaxia mortal government, I think your pork is too heavy and plan to go to the bottom of the demon tower to relax and relax?"

"Hehe, this is not the case at the time, the situation is urgent, and I am still in a hurry with the suspicion of murder, and I am pretending to be a superior department to ask for the transfer of the case or something, but Boss Wang, your old business, Lao Zhu, how can I have that level to touch the system, look at this matter, ......" Zhu Kaishan couldn't take care of the guests who were left aside, rubbed his hands and smiled and pushed his cup of draft beer in front of Wang Batian.

"I'm telling you here that I'm going to give you a round, but it's not up to me to rewrite the report, and the director is about to be angry with you." Dafang took the bribe of a glass of beer, and after drinking it all, Wang Batian said very heroically that the problem has been basically solved, which is to scare you.

Old Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, "Boss Wang is righteous enough!" ”

Then he finally remembered that there were guests who had been invited to introduce his friends, and hurriedly raised his smile a few points: "Haha, you see my memory, when it comes to work, I can't care about anything else, in short, this one, as I just said, on behalf of the relevant departments, if Xiao Xianchang and Du Xiaoyou still plan to rent the original place, some uneven hands can ask this boss to deal with the aftermath." ”

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Wang Batian carefully and had no intention of refutating, so he put his mind at ease and began to hurry up the report on performance: "It just so happens that Boss Wang also has something to ask you, so let's talk about it first, Lao Zhu, I have to go and make up for the problems at work, and go first, and record everything I eat!" You're welcome! ”

After saying that, he patted Ma Yoer's bump on his buttocks, and he didn't say hello to the owner of the small kebab shop at all, and the back was full of the smell of running away after failing to charge a large amount.

After waiting for a while, it was estimated that the fat figure walked away, and that Wang Batian suddenly put away those arrogant and banditry, and showed a very kind smile: "That pig is finally out, we can talk about something serious." ”

His change was stunned, but it didn't make Du Ling really feel strange, after all, the @ Lao Wang next door who left a message on the scarf was quite enthusiastic and easy-going, but it was more like a deliberate act just now.

I just don't know who the target of the threat is, so look at the reaction now...... It seems to be to drive away Zhu Kaishan?

What to say to someone, thinking that he had taken the initiative to remind himself that the issue of demonic qi had to be discussed in private, Du Ling's small eyes rolled, and he turned his head to pull Xiao Li's sleeve as if he was in a hurry to eat meat, reminding him not to hold it anymore, everyone to talk well.

Unexpectedly, the person on the other side of the table squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Du Xiaoyou...... Or don't pretend to be little brother Kan, you can just let a pig fly in the sky, and you can't let Lao Tzu be stupid enough to believe that this fairy is the person behind the account. ”

Temperament is natural, Zhu Kaishan's guy just loves to fool himself too much, and finally fooled himself, so he really made such a set of foreign appearances so carelessly.

Neither the person nor the bird who was exposed spoke, but the crown of the bird master had been propped up, and the Heavenly Emperor also tightened his face and became even more cold.

"Hey, I'm nervous, it's all my own people," Seeing that they were so obviously vigilant, Boss Wang waved his hand very casually: "Don't pretend, I know that you are afraid of being grabbed and said that you know the law and break the law to spread rumors, don't worry, Tiger Ye is not the kind of villain who reports indiscriminately, and everyone is struggling with the purpose of wanting to make the environment better and mortals can take more care of nature, comrades-in-arms of one front, come and have a toast!" ”

Said Cheers, but in fact, there was only a glass of wine left in front of Xiao Li on the table, and a half-empty baking tray, he slapped the table and yelled at the back kitchen: "Man Niang, serve!" ”

Before the words fell, a slender woman dressed in green had already hired Tingting to walk out, with several bottles of cold beer in her hand and a large plate of barbecue in the other.

Putting the things on the table, she glanced at Wang Batian, and smiled softly at Du Ling: "If the hospitality is not good, I also invited two Taoist friends Haihan, and let the little woman take the store first." ”

After speaking, she walked outside to put away the opening sign, and the security door was also pulled down and a piece of rune paper was pasted, which immediately separated the hustle and bustle outside, and made the small store a very suitable space for secret conversations.

As soon as Du Ling saw this posture, he knew that it was useless to continue to pretend to be stupid, and looking at the other party's appearance, it was not like doubting his origin, but treating him as a fellow demon who was dissatisfied with some of the policies of the Demon Control Bureau.

recalled Comrade Wang's remarks, could it be that there is also a green XX organization in the monster world?

Du Ling thought about the original circle of attention around his neck, and found that this really couldn't be completely a misunderstanding...... But even if it's a misunderstanding, it's a beautiful misunderstanding.,As long as you admit it, it's a layer of protection for your identity.,If someone suspects that he's not just become a good person and goes to investigate.,Will also believe this second set of statements.。

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"Alas, in fact, I was scared a lot when I was banned, so when Zhu Daoyou came up, he directly regarded me as an ignorant little demon who had just become a fine, thinking that the pear was the main one, so we took advantage of the situation to admit it." Master Bird lowered his head as if he was ashamed, but in fact, he pushed the main responsibility out very shamelessly.

Anyway, he is not lying, it is indeed Zhu Kaishan's inertial thinking that directly decided the case, looking at what they said they wanted to hand over the case closure report or something, it is estimated that there have been many incidents that have become successful by accident in recent years, and it is not difficult to write according to the template.

"Hehe, I understand, I understand, the gossip confuses the public to forward more than 50,000 times and is fined for two years, anyway, the old pig deserves it, he just wants to save trouble and is afraid that the work will be transferred to someone else's side without a bonus, but this time it can be regarded as a crooked fight."

Wang Batian smiled and shook his head, just as the proprietress came over after cleaning up the things in the store, he stood up and pulled out a chair quite gracefully.

"So let's reach an agreement? Don't worry about the set in the bureau.,I'm introducing myself again.,This is the man girl.,Online account @Eat the soil girl vine,I also left you a word, I don't know if you've noticed? I, the old man next door, have already said that he is a Siberian tiger, little brother, why don't you come and guess what kind of tiger she is? Wang Laohu said and thought he was very cute wink.

Seeing this, Manniang glanced at him with disgust, but obviously she didn't mean to stop it, and the future companions who wanted to pull in the gang hadn't yet transformed, and self-detonation was also a means of closing the distance.

Knowing that this is to enliven the atmosphere and bring the relationship closer, of course Du Ling can't be cold, this green dress looks a bit like a palace fairy (gecko), but since it is specifically mentioned that it is a girl who eats soil, then ......

"Miss Man's a creeper, right? I'm really sorry for the too many messages, but I didn't have time to take a closer look at it, so I ......" was blocked. Although you can't spread your hands and shrug your shoulders to do helplessness, who wouldn't be cute, the bird master also shook his little hair and went back to the wink over there.

His cute sale is much more successful than that tiger, Man Niang smiled sweetly and nodded, and didn't know where to conjure up a plate of fried peanuts and push it in front of him.

…… However, the bird actually wants to eat meat in large pieces.

So Xiao Li, this little friend is more powerful, and he specially picks the fat and thin boneless lamb and puts it in a bowl for him, which can't be more intimate.

As for Wang Laohu's unaccustomed to this scene, his expression was distorted or something, what was the matter with Guan Bird Ye.

Since Xiao Lizi has concentrated on serving and taking a back seat, it should be the master's home field now.

So he rolled his eyes and his hair twitched, and he first showed off his tongue: "Speaking of which, I am very impressed by Lao Wang, you are now a Siberian tiger?" Could it be that it will not be able to change after a while? ”

"Hehe, no, Lao Tzu can still transform into a Siberian tiger!" Speaking of this, Wang Laohu smiled very proudly: "Rare and protected animals have privileges, dual nationality!" ”

He is proud of his race, as the largest cat on the earth, the governments of Huaxia and the Soviet Union have all contributed to paint their own bowls.

There are many sentry posts on the Sino-Soviet border, and those who secretly cross the border must be sent back, but the tiger who secretly crosses the border must stay at any cost - every time he needs to go there to exchange and do things, he uses his original form, and Wang Laohu, who is often entertained by mortals to eat zero-cooked fresh beef, is very satisfied with this.

At this time, I realized that the Siberian tiger and the Siberian tiger are the same species, and the pseudo-animal lover can only nod his head indiscriminately, and quite cleverly bypass the part he doesn't understand: "The country is good, unlike me, trade species." ”

Still an outsider...... I wonder if I will be full of golden retrievers after transformation?

The bird is deeply worried about this, and when he was a parrot, he felt that the golden crown on his head was very stylish, at least not like a pigeon, but if he wanted to change a golden punk hairstyle in the future, it would be a bit of a stomachache, but a high nose, deep eyes, wide shoulders, and a big eagle or something could be very good (。

"That's why we have the fate to meet, heroes don't ask where they come from, anyway, we all have a Chinese heart, come and toast - ouch, I'll wipe the manniang, you light!" Wang Laohu, a real tiger, was elbowed to the soft underbelly by the creeper of Manniang, and suddenly he couldn't stand up and twitched in pain.

"You, it's better to talk less and eat more meat, don't delay the business." Manniang's speech emphasized slowness and softness, and she couldn't see how cruel she was at all.

"This guy is talking to himself and confusing both of them, right? In fact, we are just idle people who are not used to seeing some injustices in the world, and we are unwilling to watch the chaos in the mortal world and want to break the foundation of our race, so we want to unite and bypass the too rigid rules to do some practical things. We appreciate the way Du Daoyou posted topics on the Internet to attract attention before, and this time we invited the two of you to come, and there was also a reluctant invitation. ”

She said this slowly, took a sip of tea, and carefully observed that the person and the bird did not show disgust before continuing:

"Actually, the case of smuggling ivory has been closed and handed over to the human customs and public security, but we don't believe that it's just a coincidence, and we plan to continue to investigate. I wonder if Du Daoyou and Xiao Xianchang are interested in joining us and contributing to the maintenance of natural balance? ”