Chapter 8 is red

After watching the video, Du Ling's whole bird was messy in the wind.

He's pretty sure that's what happened this morning, and he's been recorded?!

And it doesn't matter if he doesn't find it here, it's understandable that he wants to pay attention to the battle situation, but the younger brothers didn't find anyone secretly filming, this vigilance is really poor, and it must be educated well.

As a handsome double-standard bird, Du Ling used a minute to strictly shirk his responsibilities and then clicked to replay, and then enlarged the video in full screen and watched it again.

If you look closely, you can find that the photographer is probably standing upstairs next to him and shooting at his own home, and the lens pulled to the limit is relatively blurry, and the recorded sound is also messy and unclear, which is a great luck in misfortune.

More fortunately, Xiao Li Daxian can't see it on the Internet, and he won't catch his little tail, and now he is mainly afraid that Erha's participation in the group fight will be discovered by his mother...... That being said, it seems that Erha is squatting at the door waiting for the master to come home.

So so be it.

Uncle Bird, who couldn't touch his conscience due to the limitations of the wing structure, shook his head, put aside the worry of his identity being exposed, and began to swipe and forward comments to see what he said.

Looking at the neat rows of #After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a fine # and # This Taoist friend you have exposed the #tag, being said to be a bird, and the parrot is really a capital comic, Du Ling feels that his psychological shadow area is a bit too large to count, so he can only comfort himself and say that fortunately he is dressed as a parrot, even if he says a flower, everyone will not take it too seriously after laughing.

So he shouldn't have been exposed yet.

Probably.

Du Ling briefly thought about the possibility of being caught as a monster and dissected and studied, and then felt that the country's policy of popularizing science and opposing superstition was really correct.

Anyway, Yuan Po has already forwarded 100,000, and Du Ling also knows that it is useless to ask the other party to delete it now. And if he really applies for deletion, what reason should he use to explain to this posting marketing account?

Is it said that the video violates the image rights of a bird?

…… It's going to be treated as a snake spirit.,Heart congestion_(:з"∠)_

Seeing all kinds of swiping screens in the scum waves, a bunch of screenshot gifs have been made into emojis, and even all kinds of parrots as pets have become popular, and some people have come forward to popularize the language ability of sunflower parrots is just average, and there must be dubbing fraud in this video...... Du Ling smiled and didn't speak, cocking his tail and sighing a lot of bird red.

It's a pity that this red fire has nothing to do with him at all, unless he is willing to sell himself for a price. There are also a lot of messages in those comments that ask for the same smart parrot at a high price, in addition to the fact that animals want to be Internet celebrities and make profits, they have to have the cooperation of the owner, think about the living fairy who is not grounded at all, and suddenly deflated.

I always feel that I will be killed by the demon and pierce the heart with an arrow (manual bye-bye

After swiping for a long time with a moment of pride and frustration, Du Ling finally remembered the purpose of running out to surf the Internet, thought about editing a Weibo from the perspective of onlookers, mentioned the set board wildcats fighting in the video, and made up a story about the kittens who were pitiful and had nothing to eat, and they were beaten for grabbing dog food.

Immediately after it was posted, Aite Cute Pet Mobilization, saying that this was the follow-up to the popular Po.

People really transferred it to him, and they also added a few well-known tubas such as lucky native cats to rescue stray cats, who are more professional than him and sell cute and pitiful, and they also jumped up and down.

Well, this is also crooked, as long as someone pays attention to that group of cats, he will live up to his trust, Du Ling nodded with satisfaction, and was about to quit the trumpet.

The claws of his feet paused and hung in the air.

He suddenly had a brilliant idea.

These witty gods and right-wing party gave him an inspiration, since there are self-proclaimed things on the Internet in order to fight for a position, why can't he simply tell the truth and run an account as a parrot?

Anyway, even if he introduced himself and wrote that he was reborn from the end of the world three years later and became a bird, no one would believe him at all, only as a fancy joke dog with a strange skeleton. This is not a claim that the descendants of the leader, the Manchu Qing Dynasty, cheated on marriage and sold Amway, saying that he was a parrot, and even the Public Security Bureau didn't bother to care about you, let alone attract the attention of the hegemonic government that firmly believes in scientific materialism.

Just do it, Du Ling quickly got a new number for himself, and the nickname was 'Kanye is so handsome that he flies', and the avatar takes a selfie, deliberately tilting his face at 45 degrees and turning the crown feather into a flower. After changing the information according to the information of the end of the world three years later, and then picking and paying attention to a bunch of cute pets and fortune-telling marketing accounts with V, you can be a novice on the road.

He even added the portal number of the metaphysical network, which was soaring every day, and complacently felt that this was also a big hidden in the market. As for being positioned and exposed to the vest or something, it is clear that the vast majority of people can distinguish the bird at most The bird master is not worried at all, and he believes that witty netizens will definitely come up with a lot of "truths" that make his bird's safety more guaranteed.

Thinking about recording a self-introduction in this way, and then Aite paying a few more attention to the previous group video, he will complete his debut as a parrot.

@侃爷帅得飞起: #报告总局我真的没有成精#你们以为做个战场指挥就是爷的最高境界了么, hehe, the pattern [doge] lord is actually the prophetic emperor who flew back from the future to save you scum! Are you scared? At the end of the video, there is an easter egg, yoooooo#Seconds, shoot the video, @cute pets, @Jiuxingren, express dissatisfaction, @doomsday, delaying, @Xuanmen.com

After posting self-appreciation, well, handsome and charming, at a glance, it is the rhythm of Brother Paul who will be popular in the future, Du Ling deeply feels that the establishment of the parrot god arithmetic sect in the future is just around the corner.

Then he put the phone away, and hurriedly went downstairs to appease the little brother Erha, looking at the little look that shrunk into a pitiful mess, this time it is estimated that he will have to sacrifice some inventory to recover his loyalty.

Du Ling is holding the mentality of being popular or not, resigned to fate, he actually just wants to find a place to chat, vent the pressure accumulated by pretending to be stupid every day, and by the way, talk about some survival experience in the upcoming end times, his so-called seeing the last easter egg, in fact, is to mention a sentence on November 11, 2017, the end of the world is coming.

If anyone really wants to believe his words and prepare a little, he feels that he will not come back in vain.

Of course, it would be better if he could make a few friends in the past two years when people's hearts have not been completely broken, but Du Ling didn't have much hope.

In the end, it was just a whim of his, and it was not as important as what he had for dinner.

Anyway, Du Ling forgot about it after finishing it, even if he claimed to be the prophetic emperor, he couldn't have predicted that the heavenly secret he leaked as Kanye would ferment with such a strange heat in the Internet in the future.

*******

As the days go by, the weather gradually warms up, the warm daily routine of Uncle Parrot and the fairy face convenience store brother continues, and the newcomers to the wild cats also have a stable source of food.

It's all beautiful, but the newly acquired tabby cat brother always thinks that he can become a tiger, which makes Du Ling a little annoyed.

Probably because it was a self-reliant wild cat since birth, the tabby didn't have much of Erha Tiantian's stupidity, on the contrary, it was a cat with a lot of ideas, and it was also the smartest of the alienated animals that Du Ling had discovered: it could even remember when it began to understand human language.

…… It was a night when the moon was big and red, and the wild cat, which had been a bastard and had relied on instinct, had begun to think about his own existence.

Tabby firmly believes that it has become a spirit, and in the future, it can conquer all mankind as a big monster, and even kill it in heaven like the Monkey King.

Du Ling scoffed at this: Sao Nian, dream less and read more, you are just mutated.

――When he is a kind of cultivator and classifies the little red potential faction, is it fake, the so-called monster becomes a refinement, it is necessary to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate, and if it is stricter, it will be dressed into some ancient bloodline, how can it be so clicked to say that it will become essence.

Because the tabby is too obsessed with this, nagging all day long that everyone is a monster, why should they hurt each other, and they should form an alliance to enslave humans as soon as possible, and the bird master was so annoyed by it that he almost lost his hair, so he deliberately recalled the explanation published by the scientists who specialized in studying why crazy mutations occurred in his previous life.

Although he can't remember the specifics clearly, it is a virus and a complex compound whose name is too long to remember, and it is very reliable, and he is full of confidence in trying to convince the stupid cat.

It's a pity that the summer insect can't talk about ice, you talk to a cat about biochemical knowledge that you don't understand, no matter how smart it is, it can't understand this set.

In the end, Du Ling had no choice but to reason with the facts - assuming that everyone is indeed a monster, and the monsters have existed since ancient times, then how is it possible that so many monsters are conveniently stuffed in such a large piece now, and with this density of monsters, it has not been discovered by humans so far?

Therefore, we suddenly mutated and gave birth to wisdom and special powers, which must be the development of human science and technology without care, which extreme biology research institute has studied the evil of what mutant virus pollution source. Of course, there may also be unpopular schools such as alien experiments and earth consciousness......

Anyway, the younger brothers can't understand it, and Du Ling doesn't plan to show it off, it's really high and low, and the bird is really lonely as snow.

However, at this time, Tabby no longer had the heart to pay attention to his persuasion and education, because in order to prove the fact that there are really many 'monsters', Du Ling took it to visit every mutant animal that can communicate within the community.

Naturally, it also includes the beautiful little princess in the tower.

Then Tabby fell in love, and from then on he only wanted to marry Bai Fumei, and he no longer wanted to defeat the shovel official, become the big demon king, and walk to the peak of cat life.

Even if you tell him that his father-in-law has no eggs, it's useless, people say that they have eggs, and no matter how bad it is, everyone can talk about a platonic love through the glass window security door. It's a long time, and even Plato knows about this wild cat in just a few days! Du Ling felt that his little heart was frightened.

What's even more terrifying is that Ya Gonggong, a purebred Persian cat who looks particularly arrogant, actually looks at a purebred Chinese pastoral product like an old house on fire, and waits for true love to visit like a star and moon every day.

Duling: ...... For this world where meow also wants to stir up the base to make a current charge, I also beep a dog (doge

Then he turned his face and sent a photo of Tabby and Grandpa Ya looking at each other through the window to his real number, which was already followed by many animal lovers.

Exploded a bunch of cute rotten girl papers, and wailed that they couldn't control the unbridled sliding hands.

Looking at the rise of attention, the selfie video that was originally cold was turned up again, and the mood of the bird master was also very complicated, he felt desperate in this world occupied by cats, slaves and dog fans: he is such a handsome and dashing and otherworldly beautiful bird, he is actually no better than a half-male cat, can the aesthetics of human beings be good!?

Annoyed and angry, the bird master decided to ignore this pair of stupid cats who started to spring before the beginning of spring, what do you like, can't he stop shooting!

Anyway, he has given up using the method of becoming an Internet celebrity to circle money, and plans to use his size advantage to loot several e-commerce warehouses when the world is chaotic in two years.

In order to convince the new younger brother, he lost two little brothers who could listen to his own nagging nature in one go, and his eyes were stung by flashbangs, and he realized that his future was a long single dog career...... Du Ling suffered 9,999 critical damage, and his health bar bottomed out in an instant.

So much so that when the hostess of Grandpa Ya came home, he forgot to dodge off the windowsill and was caught.

"Isn't this the parrot of the male god of the convenience store.,Came to play with our son again? The cross-border love story of Chirp and Meow is also cute~ Don't move obediently and let my sister scratch the itch for you~ (Heart)"

The fashionably dressed little white-collar worker was very enthusiastic, muttering about the cult spell that Du Ling didn't want to understand, and he smiled closer and closer, but the bird master glanced at the 36D that would be very attractive in the past, but felt that he didn't want her to get close to her inexplicably.

I always feel that there is a cold and cold aura that makes him uncomfortable, which is particularly dangerous. Du Ling hesitated for a moment but decided to follow his instincts, and before the little girl's fingers touched him, he pretended not to understand and flapped his wings and took off ruthlessly.

The white-collar overtime dog has arrived home from work, and he can almost go to the convenience store to have dinner.

However, when they arrived at the place, the poor little bird who was hungry was stopped at the door by the cruel, ruthless and unreasonable owner!?

QAQ！？

Du Ling stood on the ground with his neck hunched aggrievedly, and the poor Baba secretly raised his eyes to see his master's face.

He doesn't seem to have done any pranks that deserve to be punished like this in the past few days, right? Didn't you tell me to come back for dinner in the evening?

WHY IS HE BEING TREATED LIKE THIS NOW!?

It's very cold outside, he's a delicate Australian bird, and it's not as frost-resistant as you who can fight three or nine single-handedly!

Silently stared at the stupid bird who was a thief for a long time, and found that he would rather tremble in the cold wind than be the first to be exposed, a pair of small eyes flashed innocently with tears, Xiao Li had to ask directly: "Where did you go to get this resentment?" ”

…… Ha??