7. Eat the emperor big
Chapter 7 The Emperor Eats Big
Speaking of which, the tabby cat will lead a group of cats and soldiers to migrate to this community, and they are really here to harm the direct brothers of the bird master, but catching birds to eat is not a good voluntary choice for the wild cats, on the contrary, they are also so hungry that they will take risks and run to this place where wild dogs are running all over the ground.
And the reason why there is nothing to eat is quite funny, because the neighborhood where I originally lived has launched an urban beautification action, and the new year has a new atmosphere.
An important project to rectify and clean up the problem is to exterminate rodents.
“…… The rats are poisoned, so you have no prey to eat? Du Ling thought about it and felt that this seemed to be quite possible, although it was a good thing to exterminate rats, but for wild cats, not only did there be no live mice to catch, but dead mice were also poisonous and did not dare to eat.
So a pair of birds can't help but have a little sympathy in their eyes, which is as unlucky as a frog that was killed by pesticides in the field.
Unexpectedly, tabby meowed and shook his head, and now there are a few cats in the city that can catch mice, and they are not dirty, and they are still teaching and learning to catch birds.
It can make a living by hunting itself, but most of these little siblings are abandoned or lost pet cats, and their main food source is leftover cat food provided by well-wishers, and occasionally rummaging through garbage bins for kitchen waste to fill their belly.
Life is already very difficult, especially in such a northern winter with little food and clothing, and those humans who don't have long eyes have to choose to put a large amount of rat medicine at this time!
And you will be dosed, so you can investigate the range of rodent activities a little, and do not investigate where the mouse holes are, but pick out the food provided by the kind-hearted grandmothers and little girls at designated points are all poisoned, and they keep emphasizing that it is these glutinous vegetables to fatten the rats.
And the wooden boxes and cardboard that the cats shelter from the wind and rain have also been cleaned, and it is said that the cat catching team will be invited to remove the wild cats, and I don't know whether it is aimed at mice or just with cats - the tabby, which can understand part of the human language, does not dare to wait and see, it is almost unable to restrain those hungry dizzy, strongly demanding to pick up the dead mouse to eat, continue to consume is to wait for death, it is better to take everyone out to find a way to live.
It chose the relocation community that is not too far from the original living area, but the district government is not the same, and there is no rectification at all.
This was a risky decision, as this area is the traditional sphere of influence of the wild dogs:
The combination of relocation housing, land requisition compensation housing and low-rent housing has made the composition of the owners of the community complex, the aging population is strict, and there are many migrant workers and small traders, resulting in a particularly large number of free-range dogs in the community.
- Yes, it is rare for a city dog like Erha to be locked up in the house except for a walk at night, and it is the norm for its younger brothers to run around the streets without a rope.
More dogs, fewer cats.
Therefore, there are also a lot of rats and birds here, especially birds with long wings and a wide range of activities, and it can almost be said that sparrows, magpies, and crows from all over the country like to spend the night here. Tabby is also interested in this, it sneaked into the village with its little brothers, and no competitor can always make a belly before it doesn't cause too many wild dogs Zhu Yi.
I never thought that the bird thief here would have hooked up with the dogs.
Tabby was very hurt, but Du Ling suddenly realized:
He said that this side is much more noisy in the morning and evening than the community where the house was bought later, and there are large groups of crows circling at night, and the landlord still boasts that it is because the environment is good, is the relationship like this!
This makes complete logical sense, but he understands the food chain principle, but he doesn't plan to let his direct brothers feed meows.
Of course, if he only catches mice to eat, he still has to raise his wings and head hair to show his support.
After the end of the world, the most troublesome group of enemies are the hordes of mutant rats, and it is best to kill some of them in advance.
"I will try my best to solve the problem of eating for your subordinates, as long as I don't make a move on my little brother." After taking advantage of it, Du Ling and the tabby cat made a gentleman's covenant.
Because the background sound is 'Kanye is a trench' sung by the gray magpie brother, the tabby also believed it, and honestly took the generals of the defeated army to find a place to lick their wounds.
However, Du Ling is not a real tyrant who can buy more than a dozen catties of cat food every day without blinking, he still spends a penny in half, and wants to find a owner to mix free lunch, where is the money to support a group of cat brothers who don't know if they will go crazy in two years?
He's not the kind of shovel officer who looks at the cat owner that day.
Are you a natural enemy now? Don't think he didn't notice those hungry wildcats staring at him drooling!
However, Du Ling also knows that there are human beings who are willing to cry and shout to pay for stray cats, whether it is really loving or for show, as long as the news is sent, there will always be well-wishers, and it is unlikely that they will be adopted with all those crooked melons and cracked dates, but it should not be difficult to solve the ration problem. Anyway, after a while, the community sanitation work over there will be accepted, and the wildcats will be able to get back the original meal tickets without him having to worry about it all the time.
In minutes, he concocted a 140-word kind-hearted passer-by advertorial in his mind, and Du Ling was deeply moved by his wit.
This network is indeed a sufficient condition for saving the world.
Thinking of the hot PO must be illustrated, it is best to bring pictures and species, he took out his mobile phone and chased it, it is rare for the models to communicate with the photographer, but these Mimi have to put on a bit of explosive posture ♂, so as to attract people from all walks of life to slide to fly~
Then it's time for him to go home and destroy the evidence of sneaking out to play, brush his scarf and wait to feed, as for the desolate dog barking behind him?
Oops, the wind is too loud, it didn't hear clearly〈( ̄) ̄)〈
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It was almost noon after finishing the wildcats, and sure enough, not long after Du Ling went home, Xiao Li also came back with newly borrowed books and lunch.
This time there was a breakthrough in all aspects.
First of all, most of those tomes that can kill a bird are finally not limited to the twenty-four histories, and Xiao Shenxian has changed to look at masterpieces such as "Theory of Aviation Machinery" and "General Relativity".
Secondly, lunch is finally no longer rice stir-fry stir-fry rice, I actually bought a large portion of fried noodles with spicy hot!
Holding the small bag of American almonds that was sold to him, Du Ling, who was in tears, looked at the owner and felt that there was a golden light surrounding.
What is happening today? It's a pity that he looked left and right, and he couldn't find clues from the statue-like face that didn't show any emotion.
Xiao Li looked at him silently for a while, and then said, "You went out." ”
It wasn't a question, but Du Ling still made up his mind to play stupid, and looked back with pure black bean eyes - but he didn't know that his body didn't cooperate well, and the dumb hair on the back of his head was already nervously standing up.
"It's stained with the smell of outsiders," Xiao Li didn't care about his reaction, and still said straightforwardly: "Cat? ”
His slender eyebrows furrowed slightly, as if he wasn't quite satisfied with it.
What kind of dog nose is this!
Why do you know ahhh ”
The bird master thinks that he can score 100 points for this cute seller!
Xiao Li was really stunned by his witty reaction, and his ice-cold gaze fell directly on Du Ling, so cold that he couldn't help but want to shake his hair and beg for mercy. However, just before the parrot could barely hold on, Xiao Li suddenly stretched out a slender finger and lightly tapped the cute bird's head:
"Goblins."
".................." Du Ling was directly poked stupid by him.
Where did you learn such a thunderous line-
If this is paired with a smile or something, it can be said to be gentle and spoiled, you say these three words with a wooden face to scare a bird to death!?
The bird's heart was furious, and he was so stiff that he seemed to have been immobilized.
He always felt that he seemed to be exposed in front of the master of the family, but he didn't know what Cheng Dù was exposed, anyway, he pretended to be stupid and knelt down, so Du Ling ate this lunch very cowardly, and didn't dare to do anything maverick to attract Xiao Li's attention.
…… Does a parrot look good with almonds?
Could you please take that deep gaze away from me, old man? It's not good to stare at somewhere......
Du Ling, who was stared at so fast that he didn't know which leg to take first, couldn't think about it, so he finally took a small pile of almonds out and wrapped it with a napkin, and obediently presented it to the owner to taste it first.
Reluctantly, he secretly rubbed his hopes that Xiao Shenxian would not touch the nuts stained with bird saliva.
However, Xiao Li accepted it so generously.
I also ate the book "General Relativity" one by one.
QvQ…… Say it's okay to be moved and change it back as it is, and grab snacks with pets, are you embarrassed! Du Ling felt that his sincere foodie heart was about to break.
But fortunately, Daxian also understands the rules of the rivers and lakes that it is convenient to receive offerings, just when the bird master was waiting to fall asleep, he suddenly spoke, and gave a long sentence: "You go play by yourself, don't get too close to the unclean things outside, and go to the convenience store for dinner." ”
Oh oh oh long live liberation!
Du Lingru, who had been approved for free action, was amnestied, and he didn't care about pretending not to understand, so he flew out with a chrysanthemum and a dull hair.
Doubts about what was unclean out there were fleeting moments and were quickly thrown out of the blue.
Don't worry, a good bird like him who is strict and pure and doesn't mess around won't just take fleas and bird flu or something home!
He flew to Erha's house to rub the net on the air conditioner, pretending not to see the small black and white dot squatting at the door of the building that exuded resentment.
Who made him reborn as an object just a parrot not an eagle, and he didn't have such a good farsighted ability~
Connected to the wifi of a single dog for tens of thousands of years, I didn't dare to log in and add V's author tuba for fear of being urged, Du Ling casually picked a trumpet for brushing the second dimension, and swished to select nine or pitiful or cute or passionate ♂ ♂ ♂ photos, and then it was a little difficult to enter 140 words, is it to take the warm girlish style, or to go to the laughing and angry scolding and ridiculing wind?
Let's brush the scarf for inspiration first, he's not a procrastinator.
Then Du Ling saw that the homepage of his trumpet was being swiped by a hot topic.
@萌宠总动员: What about the good # after the founding of the People's Republic of China is not allowed to become a fine #? Let's come and identify this parrot is definitely a sperm! #秒拍视频
The retweet is full of red-hot trance, too cheap, 23333 laughing crazy, I finally saw the living goblin fighting and the cheap sky, and the good voice became the god with the most likes.
Du Ling felt that the picture of the static video screenshot was a little familiar, so he clicked it with a trembling paw, and when Bibi finished shaking, a familiar Australian Mandarin sounded, turning from blurry to clear:
“…… Right, kick ...... Waste that three flowers! ”
…… I rub!?
What the hell is this, ahhh