The host's hands are trembling, and his heart is flustered.

I held back the trembling four words for a long time.

"Demons, monsters, ......"

A big living person has changed from such a big living person to a colorful parrot in one fell swoop!

Right under his nose!

Pei Ye, who was eating, said calmly.

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become sperm, but what age is this, and you are still feudal and superstitious?"

The host and the audience in front of the screen: "......"

I feel that my IQ has been greatly humiliated.

Fortunately, the audience is okay, they suspect that the colorful boy's parrot is a trick of special effects, and the host and cameraman have seen and heard it with their own eyes, and they also know that this is not the special effects that the show made in advance. Therefore, Pei Ye's words were too perfunctory.

The moderator tugged at the corners of his mouth.

"But, but I just ...... I obviously saw that there was such a big living person here, and he could also sing Peking Opera and Huangmei Opera......"

With both hands, he made a large circle towards the place where the colorful parrot had disappeared.

Such a big living person......

Could it be that the scene just now was all his delusion?

Pei Ye sat calmly, opened the box, the strong garlic fragrance mixed with the choking spicy smell rushed straight to the nasal cavity, and the domineering taste filled the space at once, hooking the saliva secretion in the mouth, and the index finger moved. She picked up two pieces of scallop meat and took a bite into it, which was tender and smooth.

“...... I think you're hallucinating from hunger, do you want two pieces?"

Pei Ye's face was calm, but it made the host a few things abnormal.

The host looked at Pei Ye and then at the colorful parrot in the birdcage, doubting life, but listening to the colorful parrot's words. Speaking a very standard Mandarin, the words are clear and round, and it is clearly the voice of the colorful boy just now.

"Hey, is there such a rule? No wonder I can only become like my master when I meet him. ”

It tilted its head in confusion, feeling that the strange knowledge points had increased.

"I hear it talk again!"

The host jumped up from the couch in horror and shouted.

Pei Ye and the colorful parrot both calmly and silently looked at the fussy host and the cameraman who was so scared that he couldn't even resist the camera.

The colorful parrot was even more arrogant, and even made a gesture of waving his hand with his wings, signaling the host not to make such a fuss, which was embarrassing: "Isn't it normal for me to say what you say?

The host who should have jumped in horror: "......"

The live audience in front of the screen was in a similar mood.

Thinking about the "circle of sin" that has been in a uproar recently and cannot be explained by science at all, why is it impossible for a parrot to become a sperm?

Most of them are young people, who have been bombarded with all kinds of imaginative information since they were young, and they are more receptive to special things than the elderly. Excluding the possibility of special effects, they are even more convinced that the scene in front of the screen is real - the parrot is really TM!

Through the screen, the impact is far less than that of the scene.

They accept reality faster than the moderators.

Even the audience with a big heart couldn't help but complain about the barrage.

[Righteous netizens never go to the street]: "I'm despised by a parrot?"

After a while, the audience who had glued to the three views and was shattered replied to him.

"Upstairs, watch your wording. This is a parrot that can only sing Peking Opera and Huangmei Opera, and the drum lyrics are handy. ”

"Are you worthy of comparing your talents with others?"

Netizens are becoming more and more determined that they are coming to the world to make up the numbers.

The host also reacted.

His eyes were glued to the colorful parrot, but he didn't dare to approach.

Instead, he carefully reached out and handed the microphone out, as close to the birdcage as possible.

"That'...... Are you really Mr. Shinocang's pet?"

The colorful parrot looked at the host with pity.

Humans are so pitiful, I asked this question not long ago, and I forgot about it for a while.

"I am, I'm my owner's most pampered pet. ”

The colorful parrot looked up proudly.

Moderator: "......"

It turned out that it wasn't the master and servant PLAY he thought it was, it was clearly a shemale PLAY!

At this time, he couldn't take care of Pei Ye, an amateur guest, at all.

After living for so many years, it was the first time I met a parrot that had become a fine parrot, and the hand of the interview was ready to move.

Ming people don't talk darkly, he also wants to have such a parrot.

Pei Ye puffed and ate noodles, calmly watching the host interview the colorful parrot.

The colorful parrot has a high IQ, but this bird is "simple", and the routines are far less than the host, and it didn't take long for a lot of words to be trapped.

The host also asked a question that many netizens are also concerned about.

The parrot becomes refined into a human form, is the appearance and body age pinched by itself, or is the shape fixed?

Or are the goblins so beautiful and handsome?

Netizens who have pets at home have set their eyes on their dogs, cats, rabbits, and hamsters......

The colorful parrot was puzzled: "Is this important? It's all so ugly anyway......"

Host and netizens: "......"

I'm afraid you don't have some misunderstanding of "ugly".

In the entertainment industry where appearance is justice, the human form of this parrot is too capable of fighting.

To put it bluntly, the human form of the colorful parrot is the only one they have ever seen who can control the colorful fur and pupils are still handsome.

If it debuts, I don't know how many girls and men will be attracted to call for it!

The characters are all ready-made, all-rounders of traditional arts!

"No, no, no, you're pretty handsome. ”

This time it was the turn of the colorful parrot to be silent for three seconds.

Ask the host: "I'm afraid you people have any misunderstanding of 'handsome' and 'beautiful'......"

Moderator: "......"

The colorful parrot said bitterly: "The appearance of my 'human' is too ugly!"

"People" are just too ugly.

Netizen: "......"

The colorful parrot said in disgust: "There are no bright feathers, and the whole body is bald, where do you say it looks good? Man is one of the ugliest creatures I have ever seen, with only the head and ugly black hair in the middle." Feathers are ugly, it's just that, I still walk with two thick and bulky feet, and my thin and hairless arms can't drive my clumsy body to fly......"

It's okay to be young, but when you're old, your bare skin is wrinkled and gray.

It is sympathetic to this group of creatures who can only crawl on the ground all their lives, and it is so pitiful to look at.

Moderator: "......"

Xu was worried that his words would offend Pei Ye, and the colorful parrot gestured at Pei Ye with its wings to express its love for a human being.

"Although the 'people' are ugly, the owner is definitely the most beautiful of the 'people', love you. (?? ′?? ‵??)。 ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a chopstick grazed its head and went straight into the curtain next to the birdcage.

"Civilized language, don't drive!"

Frightened, the colorful parrot fluttered its wings and screamed aggrievedly.

"Dead birds, dead birds, dead birds!"

Host and netizens: "......"

The audience who watched "Parrot Becomes Fine" couldn't wait to share it with the audience of other sub-channels in the live broadcast room.

Coincidentally, the rest of the audience thought the same thing.

The audience who came out of Pei Ye's sub-channel -

"The parrot is young!"

The audience who came out of Feng Changzhai's side-

"Amateur guest, he flies!"

The audience on Mi Xiujie's side also fled in horror.

"Hell yes!"

In order to cooperate with the filming and publicity, Mi Xiuling and Xingxing ate the special food given by the Women's Federation, and his body can be captured by mortals in the mortal world and cameras. As a result, the host and cameraman in charge of Mi Xiujie's side were almost frightened by them who appeared out of thin air.

The three-way audience bumped into each other.

"The Scenery Is Good Here" immediately attracted countless audiences, and the popularity soared on the spot.

Netizens came when they heard the news, and they didn't need the program team to buy hot searches and publicity.

Hosts of other sub-channels are finding that their channel popularity and onlookers are declining rapidly.

The host on Kimbermao's side suppressed the urge to pet the dog, and secretly asked the staff in the same group what was going on.

The sudden drop in popularity does not bode well.

If the variety show "The Scenery is Good Here" is cut in half because the popularity is too low, I will be temporarily unemployed.

After some inquiry, the host's eyes widened in astonishment.

"You're serious???"

Other live broadcast rooms are haunted and haunted, and there are also live performances to catch ghosts......

Jin Bomao, who was feeding dog food to the dogs at home, noticed the movement here and asked what was happening.

The moderator stopped talking.

finally confessed: "I asked my colleague, and I said that the other guests were haunted and goblins appeared." ”

"Fairy?" said Kimbermao's expression was calm.

The host said: "A parrot that has become a fine is rare. ”

Didn't see it with your own eyes, was skeptical.

Kim Bo Mao let out a faint "oh".

The host chatted with him: "Do you believe that there are goblins in the world?"

Kim Bomao didn't even lift his eyelids.

"I believe it. ”

Because he himself is a fairy who has taken shape.

The host joked again: "If the pet really becomes a human, maybe I can see the real-life version of the Legend of the White Snake." ”

Kim Bomao's calm expression finally had a hint of reaction.

"Most likely, it is impossible, the aesthetic standards of animals and humans are different. ”

It's like humans don't think orangutans are as handsome as humans.

Especially for hairy creatures, people are really ugly.

And most importantly –

"Most of the people who have pets nowadays have been spayed and neutered. Although the transformation can reshape the body, there is a high probability that you will suffer from X apathy disorder for such a period...... If there is a pet transformation, pet owners should be careful. It may not be revenge, but it may be revenge. ”

The palm of his right hand slowly scratched the big golden retriever dog lying on his lap, and the latter purred in his throat, and the other dogs who were silently munching on dog food also pricked up their ears. The originally energetic huskies were even more listless, lying on the sofa motionless.

The host was stunned.

"Ah...... Will it be, will it be?"

It sounds a little scary, but it makes sense logically.

As soon as these words were said, many pet owners who hoped that their pets could be transformed into big beauties and handsome guys rested.

"Not necessarily, after all, the starting point of pet owners is also good, and the grace of raising is not forgotten. ”

The ones who should really worry and can't sleep should be those despicable human beings who abuse animals to satisfy their inner inferior desires and hopes.

Jin Bomao smiled lightly, and his gentle eyebrows made the host rise with an indescribable coldness.

"Bo Mao listens very well......"

A familiar tone, as if he was also a goblin.

Jin Bomao smiled: "I like it on weekdays, if the animal becomes a sperm, the routine is almost like this." ”