866: The Most Chaotic Webcast Variety Show (6)
The colorful boy blinked at the pair of colorful contacts that normal people could not have.
Extremely cute, he tilted his head and asked the host.
"Are you asking about the master of ...... 'Xiaocang'?"
Hearing the name of the colorful boy clearly, the few viewers who came in with curiosity were all stunned, and the host was also stunned.
Although the colorful boy looks very Mary Sue, his appearance is too good, and his temperament is too clean and pure, and he has no disagreeable temperament at all. When he said the words "Master Xiaocang" in front of the camera, there was always an indescribable sense of weirdness.
The host laughed awkwardly.
"Why do you call Mr. 'Xiaocang' 'master'?"
The colorful boy took it for granted, and replied innocently, confidently and romantically.
"Because I'm the most pampered pet by my owner's side. ”
The host was dumbfounded.
Master......
Pet......
The owner is a 20-year-old C college student, who is at the age of youth and enthusiasm......
The pet is a beautiful young man who is clean and cute with a little tiger teeth......
This configuration makes the old driver and host who have been immersed in society for many years and have eaten countless big melons in the entertainment industry think of a lot of things that are inappropriate for children. It's not just the host who wants to be crooked, but the few viewers who come in with curiosity also want to be crooked-
Unexpectedly, before "The Scenery is Unique" officially launched, the amateur guests broke out such a terrible melon.
The host's hand shook and he hesitated to continue the talk.
At this time, the colorful boy enthusiastically leaned sideways and invited them in.
"The host went out to buy dinner. It's too hot outside, why don't you come in and sit and blow the air conditioner?"
"Okay, thank you. ”
The host secretly observed the conditions of the hotel room, and the cameraman also gave a complete shot of the room.
The small private inns near the university town are not very hygienic.
"You and your master live here, don't you live in a college dormitory?"
The colorful boy was honest: "I don't know about this, but my master hasn't gone back to live." ”
He very politely invited them in, and skillfully boiled water to make tea.
In order to avoid being cold, the host chatted with the colorful boy.
"I heard a piece of Huangmei opera outside the door just now, does 'Mr. Xiaocang' usually like to listen to opera?"
The host's ancestral home is in Anhui, and when he was a child, he was often held by his grandfather to listen to Huangmei Opera.
The colorful boy said proudly: "Yes, the master likes to listen to me sing Huangmei Opera the most, and I will have a lot more." ”
This is also the only magic weapon for him to become the most favored pet by the owner's side.
His best skills are Huangmei Opera and Peking Opera, and his favorite repertoire is "Tianxian Pei", "Meng Lijun", "The Female Concubine", "Outwitting Tiger Mountain", "Farewell My Concubine" and "The Drunken Concubine...... Every day, there must be a news broadcast on the opera channel.
A bird can make a cameo appearance in the ugly end of the life, with its own blowing and playing and singing BGM.
The host couldn't help but be surprised.
He listened to a short passage outside the door.
I thought it was a TV show or mobile phone audio, but I didn't expect it to be a colorful teenager singing.
In these years, is the threshold played by master and servant so strange?
"You said you sang it?"
The colorful boy thought that the host didn't believe it, so he cleared his throat on the spot, and came to a period of [In order to save Li Lang from his homeland, who expected that the champion in the emperor list, the champion in the red robe, the hat and palace flowers are good, so fresh]. As soon as he opened his voice, he was amazed, and the host and his party were dumbfounded, and the audience in front of the screen didn't understand Huangmei Opera, they just felt that they sang very well, and even the colorful hair of the teenager was much more pleasing to the eye.
The host slapped his thigh.
"I remember, I remember, it's a passage from 'The Female Horse,' right?"
The colorful boy smiled and changed the words again.
[People go to the building empty and lifeless, when will Luan Xiangfeng Ji stay?]
[The peach blossoms on the human face are separated by the Milky Way, and the appearance is unavoidable. 】
The host thought about it for a long time and didn't remember which track it was, but the audience watching the live broadcast guessed that it was "Peacock Flying Southeast".
The colorful boy changed several tunes in a row, from Huangmei Opera to Peking Opera, and hummed several Yue Operas, and also dabbled in Pingju, and even Wenzhou drum lyrics were decent...... In the eyes of the layman, this teenager is really 666, amazing!
That's exactly what the host thought.
In recent years, opera has also been trying to find a way out, but the audience is too small, and the younger generation rarely calms down to appreciate the charm of opera, let alone sink down to learn and inherit it. This is a dilemma faced by many industries. The colorful young man in front of him has a tender face, he is not very old, but his skills are quite profound, which shows that he is not only talented but also hard working in this area, so that he has the ability he has today.
How much the host has a good impression of the colorful boy, and how much he doesn't like the "Xiaocang" who lures the colorful boy to play the master and servant.
Mingren doesn't say dark words, he wants to save the runaway boy from fire and water. The host didn't talk about Pei Ye's related topics, he chatted with the colorful boy about family life, and asked him how old he was this year, where he went to school, whether his homework was heavy, and whether his training was hard......
The colorful boy replied honestly.
"I'm one and a half years old this year, I haven't gone to school, I haven't studied, and my training is not hard. ”
Moderator: "......"
In an awkward mood, the locked door of the inn opened.
The colorful boy didn't care about the guests in the room, and rushed to the door.
With his hands wide open, he wanted to give a big hug to the visitor.
"It's back—it's back, it's back!"
This was followed by a slightly impatient reprimand from the strange young man.
"Stay away from me—and you're not a repeater, so you don't have to say it three times!"
The colorful boy's hair is upturned and the colorful stupid hair is wilting.
He sang bitterly: "Master, am I not your favorite pet?"
The young man said affectionately: "Never. ”
I knew that this parrot was so noisy and annoying, so Pei Ye wouldn't have brought him back.
Yes, the colorful boy in front of him is a parrot.
Pei Ye brought it back from Zhang Aiguo's house.
At a young age, he opened his wisdom and exerted the words "parroting" to the extreme. Before five o'clock, he would sing mournful and sad songs at the door, and at eleven o'clock in the evening, he would sing supernatural related songs...... The ghost knows what this parrot thinks.
Pei Ye wanted to get rid of him, so he cried, made trouble, and hanged himself.
The point is that there is more to this bird.
[Little cabbage, yellow in the ground; three or two years old, no mother, mother, mother......]
Pei Ye could only take a deep breath to suppress the urge to pluck all the parrot feathers.
At the same time, I am deeply curious -
Where did Zhang Aiguo, that Sven scum, get such a strange parrot?
Pei Ye knew outside the door that there were other people in the house.
I don't know what the parrot told them, they looked at themselves strangely.
Pei Ye casually sent invitations to several people.
"Have you eaten it?" Would you like to use it together?"
The moderator politely declined.
They all came to the door to interview and shoot after they were full.
Pei Ye was also not polite.
She eats quite a lot in this world, and the dinner order is barely enough for her to eat.
The colorful boy stepped forward unwillingly.
"Master, what about mine?"
Pei Ye threw a bag of bird food to him.
This bird food is a miscellaneous grain that she has processed with the feed gift package of the alien beasts in the "Garden of Ten Thousand Beasts" mixed with ordinary bird food.
The beast likes the feed she feeds very much, and presumably these feeds are also suitable for the spirit beast in front of her.
It's just that her behavior angered the host and the audience in front of the screen.
The host looked at the happy appearance of the colorful boy like a treasure, and then looked at Pei Ye's indifferent face.
I couldn't help but ask, "That's bird food, right?"
The bag is made of clear plastic, and the bird food logo is written on it.
"Can't you let him eat something that people eat?"
There was some suppressed anger in this sentence.
Even if it is a master and servant PLAY, the act of feeding people bird food is too humiliating!
Pei Ye looked at the host in surprise.
"I think bird food is more suitable for him, don't believe you ask him yourself. ”
The moderator turned to the colorful boys.
The colorful boy was holding a large bag of bird food in his left hand, a spoon that he had taken out of nowhere in his right hand, and a cup of brewed green tea was placed beside him. When the host looked over, his cheeks were stuffed with bird food, and there was still a residual sense of happiness on his face.
The host only felt a slight sour throat when he watched it.
I didn't expect such a clean and pure teenager to be tamed by inhuman means......
The few viewers who looked at the amateur guests were also outraged.
"You are abusing and inducing minors!"
Pei Ye: "......"
The colorful boy looked confused.
The atmosphere was so good just now, why did you suddenly get angry?
Pei Ye, who was killed again, rubbed his brows and said to the colorful boy: "Go back to your own room to eat!"
"Master~~~" Seeing that Pei Ye was unmoved, the colorful boy reluctantly turned back into the parrot body, and flew to the luxurious bird cage he bought yesterday with a large bag of bird food. Yes, he went from a big living man to a colorful parrot in full view.
Right in front of the host and the camera!!
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The host faintly heard something broken.
Those were his three views......