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Chapter 34 Little Pear is jealous~
The benefits of recruiting a few more younger brothers to go out and pull the wind and confidence are enough, Du Ling has not yet enjoyed it, and his family has already been reduced to a vegetable market-
Every day from five o'clock in the morning squeaky chirp, not to mention the consumption of a bunch of feed, but also because of the three pigeons essence charm index is high, from time to time hooked outside the small pigeons to come back to eat food, by the community pigeon old man to complain...... I can't live this day!
However, his parrot was about to be haggard and have dark circles under his eyes, but Xiao Li, the sword cultivator who had already smelled the chickens dancing, was not affected at all, and he also said that the fierce fat goose who ate a pot and pulled a kang was brave and brave, (after the transformation) was a good material for practicing martial arts.
#天帝大大你其实是没见过凶得连你都敢咬的鸟吧? #
#随便啥都能夸得像朵花一样, how can you still face your own 'honest and pure' test language! #
In short, Du Ling really wanted to move away now, and the joy of being able to use a little spell had long since dissipated, and now his heart was full of the feeling of suddenly falling from the boss of the pet bird who was honored and precious to the hourly worker who replaced the vacuum cleaner with dust removal every day, and the white feathers had become gray.
But it is still impossible to go, Zhang Jing has to lie to his family that he is going abroad for further study if he wants to go to the mountain for retreat, and many of the special snacks that he himself chopped are still on the way, and then Wang Laohu called for help and asked them to go to the Demon Management Bureau and sign their testimony.
originally thought that the case had long been closed and settled, but the bird who forgot to the garbage heap was shocked into a badminton:
"I'll wipe Lao Wang, you're going to sell us??" Okay, a little friend in the trenches, we will help you to take the blame?!
In the blink of an eye, in order to keep his job, he sold the truth to his boss, and can they have fun together in the future!
Unexpectedly, he was unhappy, and Wang Laohu, who was accused of rebellion, was even more unhappy than him: "Lao Wang, can I be the kind of demon who goes back on his word!" If it weren't for the fact that you didn't clean up your own hands and tails, and the spells of the immortals were too high, they wouldn't believe that I could do it, and this thing would have been exposed!? ”
When he didn't say anything, he was turned over and turned upside down, and he was almost regarded as a fellow demon cultivator, is he easy?? As a result, the ten major tortures have survived the hardware evidence, and I almost cried and fainted in the small compartment of the Demon Suppression Tower-since I used a particularly high-level person to cultivate the method, then please inform me in advance!
………… So, who is to blame?
The parrot, which was crouching next to the phone, turned its head and shrugged its wings at the calm fairy face that was reading quietly and was not disturbed by the noise at all.
Xiao Li, who had lost the righteous path technique to such an extent, raised his head, and Du Ling felt that there was a label on the side of that handsome face: [indifference].
This is probably the rhythm of preparing soldiers to welcome the water to the earth weir, Du Ling thinks about it, just go to the Demon Management Bureau to sign, anyway, they are all registered in this matter, and if they refuse to go, they will seem more suspicious to be a thief.
But you still have to ask clearly: "What's going on, Lao Wang, you make it clear, you didn't sell Zhang Jing anymore, did you?" ”
"Where can I be, I just can't hide it in the end, and I told Xiao Shangxian about his righteous action, so I want you to sign it according to the process so that the case can be really closed."
Wang Batian slapped his chest muscles crackling on the other end of the phone, how could he, a well-known Northeast man, involve a mortal little girl again.
"Actually, little brother Du, don't worry too much, this is actually a good thing, the bureau originally wanted to smooth out the past without checking, didn't it? But when Director Mo came out of the customs in the past two days, he started a □□ campaign and severely cracked down on the unhealthy tendencies within the Demon Management Bureau to turn this matter over! Hey relief! "From the high voice, it can be heard that Wang Laohu is quite comfortable with this 'Director Mo'.
"If you want to say that our ink bureau is really not one of those officials who take care of their own little abacus~ doers! Pay special attention to the matter of the old jackal's sacrifice to refine the demon seed, and also instructed to strictly investigate the infiltration of the demon clan by demon cultivation, and there are also capable people under the hands of capable people, just looking at the information photos, you can find that it can be directly purified by the demon refining cage A few swords can not be Lao Wang's handiwork. ”
Wang Laohu was still chattering and admiring there, and the bird master also felt familiar when he heard this 'Director Mo'......
Last name 'mo'?
After recalling it, I reacted, isn't this the leader of the Demon Management Bureau who was used by a group of goblins to make a big deal with his own emperor in the office hall of the Asset Clearance Commission, and it is said that he is particularly bullying and cool?
Du Ling picked the eyebrows on the bird's face with great interest, he remembered that out of subtle competitive psychology, he later specially looked for the information of this Mo Weitian through the internal personnel of the Demon Management Bureau, and found that this was a rare cutting-edge faction:
Since the liberation of China, the demon clan has gradually felt that its loose and complex ethnic group and mountain king system are not very easy to use, so they learned the way the human race regime was formed to create the demon management bureau, and the original big demon, the patriarch of the wang clan and the king cave master of a certain mountain and a certain cave have become the executive director.
But the shelves are set up, but the rules are not in place, and the old people in power always like to use the old way, anyway, most of these old monsters are burdened with a bunch of family business, and their selfishness is very heavy, and the higher their status, the more they don't like to do things according to the rules.
Until there was an ink boiling day.
It is very likely that the extremely talented but unknown origin of Mo Weitian was born in the ancient black dragon clan, and he rose to prominence alone in less than a hundred years, and in the process, a group of young demon clans who are also unwilling to live idle, have ideals and ambitions have gathered around him, and gradually become one of the three major forces in the demon management bureau, and it is also the biggest force to promote the demon clan to further integrate into the mortal world and keep up with the pace of human modernization.
If it was a few hundred years ago, this might have been the candidate for the Demon Emperor to rule all the demons in the world, but now that the times have progressed, followers can only hope that they will vote for him in the general election.
The person who wrote the information must be a fan, and it has to be a brain-dead fan with a capital - this is Du Ling's first impression after reading the long and exhaustive praise and laboriously extracting the short content, as for the second thought: Damn, this is the correct way to open the protagonist at the end! At this time, the bird shell that is not good at this time is a magic horse thing, and I sold it to Jinjiang to coax the little girls to play.
Anyway, once the number is right, Du Ling still remembers this Mo Deputy Bureau quite vividly: "So this time we can still see a very awesome big man?" ”
Although in fact, the fairy face behind him should be regarded as the biggest big man in the cultivation world, but even the other party is used to wearing an apron standing at the cash register of a convenience store, and he also lets people fry a dish and cook a meal all day long, so naturally there is no freshness left, but the ink of this male protagonist's template is worth watching~
"Haha, think beautiful! It's good that you can see the deputy of the ink bureau, just come to the bureau to go through the process, and let Xiao Shangxian sign in by the way. As for the big guys, hey, I haven't even met your old brother face-to-face! ”
Wang Laohu smiled heartily on the phone, reminding children that they can't be so naïve when they are demons.
Then it's time to be slapped in the face.
- As I said before, although the Demon Management Bureau is just an ordinary office building on the outside, it is crisscrossed with space spells inside, and even connects the blessed lands of caves located in different locations across the country, and the people who have just passed by may be separated thousands of miles away in the next minute.
So if you don't make a special appointment, or if you're extremely fated, it's hard to meet a specific one among the tens of thousands of monsters that come and go.
Especially the one that is said to be in the clouds.
This is probably the encounter between the protagonist and the fate of the protagonist in the legend?
Du Ling, who was squatting on the guardrail of the corridor outside the door and waiting for Xiao Li to do identity verification, looked at the black and imposing figure walking slowly, and it was such an inappropriate feeling that popped up in his mind.
Those nymphomaniac goblins are at least right about one thing, that is, this man is a walking bully - he is tall and strong, perfectly proportioned, with facial features as sharp and domineering as a knife and axe, which is undoubtedly good-looking, but it is completely different from Xiao Li's handsome and cold, it is a domineering style full of aggression.
There is no need for anyone to introduce it at all, so that people can jump out of the text description and directly recognize that this is the three executive deputy directors of the Demon Management Bureau.
…… What should I do, I seem to understand a little bit of the CP view of the group of little YY, the total attack.,Master, am I breaking OTL somewhere?
As the cool big demon approached step by step, Du Ling, who was shocked by his aura, became more and more chaotic in his mind, and the whole bird tilted its head stiffly, not even rolling its eyes.
Instinctively pulling the red crisis alarm loudly, but not at all.
Especially when Mo Weitian noticed that there was a white parrot hanging on the fence, he actually turned to him and stretched out his hand-
It's over!!
Is this the rhythm of trying to strangle me, a little monster who doesn't have long eyes in the way!?
The overwhelming coercion hit, and Du Ling reflexively closed his eyes.
"Where did the little guy fly in? It's pretty cute. ”
The low, hoarse and magnetic male god voice sounded above Du Ling's head with a smile, and those fingers fell on his neck very gently, scratching gently.
………… What??
Legend has it that the dragon of the Rili Wanji saw the head and the tail, and the high-ranking monster with the spirit of the king stopped on the road...... Teasing birds??
Strictly speaking, the bird master who should be teased is a little dumbfounded, but when the other party opened his mouth, the fear of being targeted by fierce natural enemies just now gradually subsided, and he was able to move freely. So Du Ling cautiously opened his eyes and moved his paws to the side to dodge.
didn't dodge, the man's hand actually followed, and he had to insert it into the fluffy chest hair and turn around.
Don't think you're the deputy director and you can mess around with the roadside birds like this-I'm going to call it indecent assault! Du Ling stared at him and puffed up his head, and began to think about whether his own Heavenly Emperor True Male God would be able to come out in time to save him if he pecked him hard and then shouted for help.
He didn't coerce it, but made Mo Weitian more interested, the corners of the demon giant's mouth hooked a wicked arc, and his voice became more deep and sexual: "The little guy is very courageous, I see that you have a good spirit, do you want to come with me?" ”
Ding~ You received a [Solicitation Ticket] X1 from Mo Wei Tian Venerable, one of the three giants of the Demon Authority, do you want to use it?
Ha! Sure enough, gold can shine anywhere, and Du Ling, who was said to be hooked up with a very mysterious power, was a little cocked, but he still cleared his throat and was ready to solemnly reject him.
However, before he could speak, a soul-stirring voice like a cold spring had already flowed in.
"Let it go."
I don't know when the Heavenly Emperor who has already done things strode out of the gate of the receiving place, and stood there like a cold pool, and his body was cold and fierce, and he didn't have the slightest advantage when he fought against Mo Weitian.
But he only looked at the arrogant demon clan for a moment, as if he didn't care about the other party, and turned to the parrot and stretched out his hand: "Come here." ”
Du Ling really didn't dare to put a fart at this time, so he obediently flew to his palm and fell, honestly shrinking his neck.
Or this location makes the bird feel safer.
He sighed and lay down, thinking that he was unobtrusive, rubbed his belly on Xiao Li's palm.
However, Du Ling thought that the sparks would fly, and the magic drama of the Demon Venerable VS the peak of human cultivation was not staged, Mo Weitian just raised his eyebrows and left a meaningful smile, and turned to leave.
He didn't even say hello to Xiao Li, the Supreme Cultivator.
Tsk, it's really rude, it must be in the face of my family's Heavenly Emperor's great height Hua Immortal Qi is ashamed of his appearance and ran away!
Du Ling, who was shaking again when there was no one, shook his head and put an afterthought in his heart.
Before leaving the scope of the Demon Control Bureau, he didn't dare to say bad things...... Well, how do you break small shoes in case you get caught? He was so cautious that a bird would not make such a stupid mistake.
#总之才不是怂呢(* ̄〈 ̄)#
Du Ling made up hundreds of thousands of words of reasons for his negative score table just now, and he was so focused that he didn't pay attention to Xiao Li's slightly strange look at all.
So much so that when the other party spoke, he didn't even react that he was talking to himself.
"Don't approach him." Walking to no one's place, Xiao Li suddenly issued a warning.
“?” Du Ling, who was still concentrating on rubbing putty on his shattered self-esteem, raised his little head and blinked blankly.
As if he had misunderstood his reaction, Xiao Li's eyes sank, and his voice was a little stern: "That monster's body is full of blood. ”
Cheng dù, who has gone beyond the killing karma too much, is closer to - Demon!
Still a little confused that he couldn't keep up, the bird was stunned before a light bulb popped out of his head.
Oh~ Got it!