Chapter 35 is actually a big dog!

No matter how good a peace-loving person is, sometimes he will want to destroy the world.

For example, if you have the misfortune to not buy a sleeper and have to load stuffed animals in an old-fashioned green-skinned canned train, you run into a shameless bear child.

At this time, Du Ling nested in his schoolbag, and the whole bird regretted that his intestines were blue.

Why did you say he was like that...... Stupid and naïve?

I feel that it is too tiring to fly with Che Fei like the little brothers of the birds, and it is very funny to be consigned like Ji Meow, so I have to show off my small achievements, put myself in my schoolbag and then turn my schoolbag into a baby bear, and let Xiao Li hold it in the car!

Just to use the cuteness to neutralize (evil) and (engage) the cold iceberg aura of the fairy face?

It's a self-defeating way to die-

Now Xiao Li is blocked in the innermost seat by a nest of bear children who have a hole in their brains and are also brave and fat, and grandma Xiong is blocked in the innermost seat, and the four adults who are coaxing the cow take turns to fight, and they keep saying that you bear play with the child, what can you do? How cute my baby is, I like your toy is to look up to you, so the boss is still so stingy balabala......

#活久见##原来X涯大战熊孩子三百贴真不驴我#

Hearing this, Du Ling's face was green, and he wanted to jump out of the bag and fight with JP for 300 rounds.

He was so anxious that he was spinning in his bag, and his tail hair was about to be bald, so he remembered that he seemed to have practiced a secret technique that could transmit sound into his ears, and hurriedly made a move:

"Little pear, you said it was for your girlfriend!" ’

After saying this, I thought about such a shameless nest, and it was impossible to care about this, and recalled the information I checked when I became a bear baby: 'Sue them This is the original K&W import, 2,899 US dollars is equivalent to more than 10,000 yuan, and they will lose money if they touch it dirty!' ”

He was so suffocated that he didn't dare to move, he really hated less when he was fighting, why didn't he brush up on those big bear child stickers back then and learn a few tricks!

Du Ling didn't know if his spell had worked, anyway, Xiao Li didn't follow what he taught, and the fairy face just got up and coldly spit out two words: "Borrowed." ”

The gaze that was as cold as a sword blade swept away, and the iceberg aura was fully opened, and even the big monsters who had been cultivated for hundreds of years were knotted in their legs and stomachs, not to mention the mere (shameless) mortals, and suddenly the bear children were so frightened that they didn't dare to howl, and grandpa Xiong didn't dare to rely on the old man and mutter, and a JP cowardly retracted the criss-crossed legs and made way for him.

With a long leg, Xiao Li took Du Ling in his schoolbag out of the black miasma, but walking in the narrow corridor of the carriage, it was still eye-catching-people looked at Yushu Linfeng and looked incompatible with the crooked hard-seat carriage on the one hand, and the cute khaki curly bear in his arms was even more eye-catching: round and soft, not to mention the big golden-pink bow tied around his neck, it was completely the feel of a little girl, so that a tall man with a cold temperament like Xiao Li was held in his arms, and the visual impact was full of embarrassment.

When the bird master picked this spell on Taobao photos, it was self-evident what the hell idea was turning in his heart, and he never thought that he would be pitted himself.

Obviously, the purpose of blinding is to avoid attracting attention...... Now it's a mistake at all!

Not even daring to do the action of grabbing the ground with his head, Du Ling raised his paws to cover his face in the black bag, mourning his lost IQ in the past few days.

Why does it seem that every time he can't help but want to provoke Xiao Li to find some trouble, it is always himself who is embarrassed in the end?

The same is true of that box of sanitary napkins, and in the end, it is not to be stuffed into the Taoyuan space...... Do you really want to send it to Zhang Jing after that、、、 I can't wait to dig a pit and bury myself when I think about it.

#NOZUONODIE,WHYYOUSTILLTRY#

But he can't be completely blamed for the brain pumping, Xiao Li, who threw a 1,000,000 TNT equivalent bomb, has to bear at least half of the blame-

Double Major.

is so lustful and so evil, and the G-spot can make people's brains make up 50,000 words of Xiao Huang|Wen's two words, and they are spit out by the cold fairy face, and the object is still limited to him and his two men!

Bird Ye felt that his cardiovascular system was still working normally, and it was already very powerful.

Time went back to the day when he went to sign the testimony, at that time he just thought that since he had gone to the Demon Control Bureau, it was better to take the opportunity to go to the small black market to shop for some treasures, but Xiao Li thought it was not safe, and he couldn't protect him in case something happened, so Du Ling said that it was a big deal, let's talk to each other again, and excuse each other to be angry~~

It's just an unintentional ridicule!

As a result, he was taken home for an appointment by the Emperor of Heaven with a stern face.

"Since you think it's possible, let's double cultivate."

With just such a sentence, the pot that took the initiative to ask for double cultivation smashed straight into the head of the bird master, making his whole bird stunned; gif

The Emperor of Heaven is great, how can you be so upright and honest and shameless!!

However, Xiao Li was able to maintain an unwavering and cold posture even when he proposed such a yellow ♂ explosion, Du Ling was also a capital suit, and then smoothly sent a string of adjectives such as a human-faced beast heart and a beast out, and blew it up into a ball and hid on the balcony clothes pole and refused to come down.

The two had been confronting each other like this for more than half an hour, and Xiao Li finally let the bird master who swore to defend the safety of his chrysanthemum understand that in the most orthodox Taoism, double cultivation was originally not bound to "co-registration".

The most authentic and pure double cultivation is a kind of righteous path method in which two monks who trust each other and can entrust each other to the inner mansion of the dantian to jointly comprehend the way of heaven and work together to build a great cycle of spiritual energy and complete the five elements to make up for their own shortcomings.

What a misunderstanding!

YY Liuxiu Zhenwen misunderstood me!!

Seeing that Xiao Li understood the filth and dirt hidden in the word "double cultivation" in the mouth of mortals and his face was full of frost, he seemed to be a little angry because he always listened to the nonsense of mortals and misinterpreted the true meaning of cultivation, Du Ling was also a little embarrassed.

…… Well, it's he who wants to be crooked, he's the dirtiest, the most yellow, and the most popular!

But the double cultivator couple is still pure Plato, who are you fooling, they have figured out their minds and entrusted their lives to each other, and they also say "We are just friends", then it is really Superman and Batman who are going to laugh - can they really be pure until they ascend hand in hand? I won't believe it!

And the one who is not a double cultivator is a hooligan, a Taoist couple who has no name and no real name...... Being Xiao Li is spring and snow, but he was full of the huge contrast between melons and plums in his head, deeply hurt his face, and Du Ling has been entangled until now and has not let go.

However, it is better to occupy the name first than to have no protection...... Wait, no, where did you go! Phew, no, it's rare to have a name and share with a man!

Du Ling pulled back his crooked thoughts, and was listening to Xiao Li's unhurriedly introduction to the all-age double cultivation book in his hand, waiting for him to make a decision on whether to take this win-win shortcut.

The upright and pure Emperor of Heaven also told him very seriously not to make decisions lightly, and to keep his heart in order to pursue the Great Dao...... The big truths are set one by one, all of them are sincere, which makes Du Ling feel that he is a small family, awkward and not a man enough.

Anyway, now the master is a bird, even if anyone is really taken advantage of, it is not me! This vote is dry!

Du Ling, who was a complicated mess in his heart, finally gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, putting aside his inexplicable little affection and agreeing.

Repair!

It can increase combat power and speed up cultivation, so why not cultivate in one fell swoop!! As for what kind of relationship the relationship between double cultivation is, anyway, Xiao Lizi and I are just good! Friend! Friend! Those things about driving trains|People don't know hahahaha-

But after being hearty, I often can't help but be a demon.

just wants to stab the fairy face who always maintains an indifferent gentleman's appearance, and wants to embarrass him a little and embarrass him...... Du Ling himself felt that it was a snake spirit attack every time he came back to his senses, could it be that the body of the last parrot could also be assimilated by the careful eye that loves things?

He reflected until the end, and couldn't help but shirk his responsibility.

Let's not mention these bloody inner dramas for the time being, in short, the bird master now very much hopes that the past will be forgotten, and let those stupid things turn the page.

However, the pit dug by oneself must be filled on its knees.

After finding the empty dining car and sitting down again, Xiao Li sighed seriously to the bird master in the baby bear in a low voice: "This is also the so-called 'world conditions'? It's really complex and changeable, and it's hard to master. ”

seems to still fully trust Du Ling's nonsense of "doing this to help you exercise more interpersonal communication".

Du Ling hesitated for a long time in his schoolbag, and then he explained in a particularly depressed whisper: "That's a negative specimen with no skin and no face, don't you learn ......"

If he met him, he would definitely want to beat that group of bastards (whether he could beat it or not) was really good to cultivate, and he actually left the seat to that family and left, Du Ling bet that if he went back now, the seat must have been stepped on by the stinky feet wearing shoes.

Just for his own inexplicable little hypocrisy, the monk who made a good job couldn't fly with the sword, but had to squeeze the train and be bullied...... It's even more heartfelt when I think about it.

"And in fact, I can be tougher and give them a lifelong lesson, otherwise they will definitely have to be more disgusting, or I will now draw a circle and curse them for diarrhea?" He felt that as a monster with magical powers, he had to help his innocent people find their own ground.

However, Xiao Li did not respond to him immediately.

Through a layer of canvas fabric, Du Ling couldn't see Xiao Li's expression, but he was still as cold and calm as ever.

He didn't hear any movement for a long time, he thought that he was disgusted and was too small-bellied and careless about mortals, and just wanted to make up a few words, warning the Emperor of Heaven to be a great man and not be too holy father, and a small evil will become a big disaster...... I heard the cold voice sound again:

"It doesn't matter, that family has been corrupted for a long time, and the dark clouds on their heads are covered, and they will be unlucky if they don't need to be punished."

Σ(°△°)Tell the truth!?

Although it sounds like a curse, these words are the words of the Emperor of Heaven who can see through a qiē big iron mouth, and it sounds so deterrent and so comforting! This translates to 'Xiao Mi died by himself and didn't send it away, hehe', Du Ling suddenly had a new impression of Xiao Li's whole person at this second-

Is this the iron tree blossoming and brain-breaking?

It must be that Zhu Zhechi himself has taught well these days!

Du Ling secretly gave himself thirty-two likes.

Then I made up my mind that it was almost time for me to look at it generously...... Otherwise, I won't be able to keep up with the pace of the evolution of the little pear!

*******

Get off at the halfway station where there is only one booth leaking around, and buy a ticket (don't ask who booked the ticket can be in the same carriage) Zhang Jing and the others met and changed to a long distance, and finally rented a small broken bread before finally entering the Daqing Mountain Range where Ling Tian's faction was located.

This location is still Du Ling searched a lot of satellite maps and real photos, and then Xiao Li himself combined with Feng Shui Kanyu to find out, in that mountain practice for so many years actually did not know the road, Du Ling felt that it was also very intoxicating, Xiao Li was isolated from the world at the beginning of Cheng Dù has a new understanding.

The scenery they choose to enter this area is general, there are mountains and no water, and the periphery is the secondary forest farm replanted after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and there are no tourists who have not developed the scenic spot brand, but now they like to travel poorly and evade the little young many, and the local drivers also think that they are the kind of travelers who are specifically looking for wild forest drills, and only mention a few words that the mountain road is not good to walk, don't go too deep and put them down, but save a lot of tongues.

After the villager's car drove away, and only a group of people (demons) in the know remained, everyone could finally breathe a sigh of relief, but there were still at least dozens of miles of mountain roads to go, and it was also a difficult long march.

The bird spirits with wings don't care much about this point, and the two cats also said that it is not a problem, the only difficulty is Zhang Jing, a pure mortal little girl who has not even been able to induce qi into the body, she gritted her teeth and said that she can definitely persevere, but Xiao Li, who is a master, shook his head, and took out a light talisman that Du Ling had prepared before and pasted it on her back.

"Ahem." Du Ling, who finally got rid of his schoolbag and landed on a low branch, snorted when he saw this, and showed his own storage, "I said that there is no need to be so troublesome little pear, let's fly over, the master is ready, don't talk about the ground, you still don't know the way~"

He shook his hair in a strange tone, and flew a wink.

Yes, isn't double cultivation just to help each other to get lucky, even the scum of the Jade Girl's Heart Sutra is not as good, and he has learned the first aid training course of mouth-to-mouth and mouth-to-mouth, and he is not afraid of a man who has all the knowledge of thousands of sails!

However, he was completely mentally prepared, but Xiao Li rejected him very coldly: "No need. ”

After speaking, he turned away, leaving Du Ling glaring at his tall back.

…… Dare to love the son has become a master who wants to be dissatisfied and takes the initiative to ask for a kiss?

Who took the initiative to invite and clarify the benefits of double cultivation, one, two, three, four, five? There's a kind of you don't beg me all the time, you charging superman!

The bird man blew his lungs again.

However, he still spread his wings and chased after him, who let the layers of mountains here is said to be covered with ** formations, in case he loses it, he really has no place to cry.

And when it was getting late, they finally passed through the protective array of the mortals and entered the range of the Ling Tian Sect Mountain Gate, Du Ling could no longer remember his inexplicable little feelings, and in the face of the magnificent and brilliant Qionglou Yuyu, there were only a few lines of capitalized and bold red characters left in his mind:

Damn, I said that there have been many generations of single heirs, and there is no one to follow the small broken temple in the deep mountains and old forests!??

This Nima is simply a battle trench among local tyrants, a legendary dog family!!

If this is broken and released, the motherland's great rivers and mountains will be more than 9.6 million from now on-

Then I thought about it, this hundred miles of green mountain cave heaven blessed land, now, there is, he, one and a half!

The poor brothers of the proletariat are finally standing up today!!

The melody of the Internationale sounded in his ears, and Du Ling was overjoyed with joy written on every feather on his body, and he had already very spontaneously and automatically regarded himself as the master, and listened to Xiao Li, the big landlord, making an introduction, and began to command the younger brothers to capture the tall buildings.

It was not until midnight that Du Ling settled all the younger brothers, and he was very witty to put some monthly necessities in advance in the embroidery building that was reserved for female disciples, and then arranged the only mortal to enter it...... Ahem, anyway, it doesn't matter if you laugh at this kind of thing, and it doesn't even count if you don't launch it in person.

Although these temples left behind during the prosperity were protected by dust charms, and you could move in with your bag when you opened the door, Du Ling was also busy sweating in the end.

Tossing and turning in his comfortable nest in the dead of night, he couldn't sleep excitedly, and he remembered that there was still something to do - he was going to ask his senior brother Master Xingshi: this master is so luxurious, why didn't he think about it earlier.

actually pretended to be poor and took him to squeeze the leaky roof of the broken rental house, which is really damning!

Although the Ling Tian faction has a lot of real estate, but the main hall of the discussion of Hongdao is not inhabited, the monks in the door are all living in the peak house surrounded by spiritual energy, as the current former head of the door with the highest status (has soared) and is ready to take over the head, Du Ling and Xiao Li naturally live together in the main peak, but Du Ling picked his more talented Dan Dao Yun Mirage Pavilion, and Xiao Li still lives in the Sword Pavilion where he originally grew up.

From the name, you can see the personality differences of the ancestors in the past door, but this is gossip and will not mention it for the time being.

What I want to say is that after Du Ling inspected the industry with satisfaction all the way to the Sword Pavilion, he didn't find the right person in the right place.

There is no futon on the bed|There is no quiet room, and there is no futon, this is a wave at night?

The little radar on the bird's head stood up.

Hmph~ This time to his own territory, his true face is exposed~

However, if Du Ling, who was rushing out, really wanted to catch the traitor, then he could only be disappointed, because after leaving the Sword Pavilion, the tall figure in the empty martial arts arena with sword marks and a layer of frost stained by the moonlight was still very eye-catching.

It turned out to be a literary young man who couldn't sleep at night to look at the stars and the moon, and the bird smashed his mouth, throwing away his messy thoughts, and felt that the scene of the beauties shining together under the moon was particularly classic, and he must cooperate with the conversation:

"The long night is long and I have no intention of sleeping, I also thought that I was the only one who couldn't sleep, but I didn't expect you to sleep with little pear! Why, isn't it exciting to revisit the old place? ”

Shaking his head and reciting a line of the Supreme Treasure, Du Ling drew a circle in the air, and squeezed his eyebrows while falling in the direction of Xiao Li: "There is such a big good place at home, you don't say it earlier......"

Turning around to the front to see Xiao Li's appearance clearly, his oily and smooth voice suddenly weakened, and finally silenced.

The appearance of the fairy face at this time is not like he is happy to finally return to his hometown where he has lived for hundreds of years, on the contrary,