3. Chapter II
Mingyuzhai box, that is, in the Zhu Building where Lan Yi stood before, looking at the table full of vegetarian dishes with good color and fragrance, I twitched the corner of my eyes, only to feel that this little uncle is really picky!
"Little uncle, if you have something to say, there is no vegetarian food in the world." There are not many memories of Lan Yi in this body, and to be specific, "Qiu Xian" only saw Lan Yi on the wedding day.
That day, when "Qiu Xian" was facing Lan Pei with Xipa, Lan Yi suddenly closed his eyes and fell to the ground, according to Ye Langzhong, if he hadn't come in time, the wedding could have been directly changed to a funeral while relatives and friends were present. And in the half a month since then, "Qiu Xian" has never seen Lan Yi in the Lan Mansion.
"Can't Ah Yi just invite her sister-in-law to dinner?"
I looked down and felt Lan Yi's gaze on me, but I didn't look up.
Who likes to eat in front of a dead person's face, making it not look like they are eating, but eating paper money.
I gnawed on my elbow and said, "You haven't thought of me as your sister-in-law, how can you be innocent?" β
Lan Yi chuckled in his ears: "Sister-in-law, how can you see it?" β
I have to say that this soft and fluttering voice is quite nice, like a feather sweeping through the tip of my heart.
As a real voice control, I gnawed my elbow for a moment, suddenly raised my head to look at Lan Yi and said, "You laugh again." β
I saw the smile on the corner of Lan Yi's lips stiffen, turning his face faster than turning a book, and he said, "Since my sister-in-law has stolen the money from the treasury, why don't you leave." β
Look. The hanged ghost really knew about "me" eloping with Bu Yaolian. The Lan family's warehouse is not a latrine, how can it be a place where "I" can enter casually in the middle of the night.
On the second day of "Qiu Xian" and Lan Pei's marriage, Lan Pei rushed to other places because of business matters. And Mrs. Lan regards her face more than her life, even if she doesn't like me, she will never pave the way for "me" to elope happily.
So to sum up, the people who were able to evacuate the treasury in the Lan family especially wanted me to get out of the Lan family, except for my father-in-law Lan Pei and my mother-in-law Mrs. Lan, it was the hanged ghost in front of me, Lan Yi.
Seeing that the hanged ghost no longer laughed, I snorted coldly, and continued to bow my head and eat my elbow, while saying to myself: "Who said I was leaving." This is just a breakup fee I gave Bu Yaolian, so that he will continue to pester me and ruin my father-in-law in the future...... Miss's reputation. β
"You mean you never thought about leaving?"
I saw a slender and white hand choke my chubby wrist, and I saw the plain elbow in my mouth gradually moving away from me, and this bad mood was equivalent to being interrupted when I was going out of courtesy.
I took a deep breath and took the sentence "Drag down the kneeling durian for this princess!" Sheng Sheng retracted his abdomen, pulled out the hand that was held by Lan Yi, slapped his palm on his back and said, "Little uncle, don't think that your Lan family has eighteen baked cake shops in Holly Town, and I, Qiu Xian, can see it." Everyone said that Lan Pei was inserted in my piece of lard because of a marriage contract. I...... Phew! I, Qiu Xian, can fight tigers in the barren mountains, and catch sharks in the deep sea, and those girls who can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen are simply weak compared to me. You think I want to marry Lan Pei? If it weren't for my father, as soon as he heard that I wasn't married, he would have closed his eyes like you and went to the ground, I, Qiu Xian, would never marry a man I had never met because I had baked cakes to eat every day! β
"Qiu Xian, you ......"
I said that I still didn't feel happy, so I slapped Lan Yi on the back four times, six, seven, or eight times, until he leaned and smashed into me like a scale.
What's going on!
Is it possible to say that you can just play dead?!
Seeing that Lan Yi, who suddenly fell into my arms, his face became iron-blue, his lips were purple, and he looked like he had been slapped by me, I was so frightened that I trembled, and I saw Lan Yi leaning on my arms with a muffled pop and his head hit the ground, lying motionless on the ground.
"Hey, Lan Yi......" I squatted down to probe his snort, and then sat on Lan Yi's stomach with both feet limp.
No way. I killed my little uncle on the first day I came?!
I have never killed anyone or killed people indirectly, and I couldn't help but be so frightened that I wanted to scream loudly, but fortunately, I was the daughter of Kyushu who had seen strong winds and waves, and I still knew how to take first aid measures.
Although there is a word called "men and women do not kiss" in the consciousness of "Qiu Xian" deity, at this life-threatening juncture, I can't care about those nonsense words, straighten Lan Yi's face, and take a deep breath into Lan Yi's mouth.
The moment my lips touched Lan Yi's lips, a faint medicinal fragrance diffused in my mouth.
"Lan Yi, don't die!"
I shouted in between the breaths and the chest press, and then imprinted my own lips on his lips again.
And so on and so forth.
In this Holly Town, if you elope with a man and get caught, you will be immersed in a pig cage, and if you kill your little uncle, you will also be immersed in a pig cage.
As I was already thinking about how to escape if I was immersed in the pig cage, I remembered a faint cough.
"Lan Yi, you're not dead?"
Seeing Lan Yi slowly open his eyes, at this moment I just want to set off firecrackers in my daughter's country for three days and three nights to describe my excitement. Although "Qiu Xian" has killed pigs with his hands, I am a person who wants to cultivate immortals, and I must not kill in this experience.
"You ......"
At this time, I was straddle Lan Yi's body, and my face was almost attached to Lan Yi's face.
"It's good that you're not dead! I'll take you to Nolangzhong. Seeing that Lan Yi's face suddenly turned bloody, I breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately stood up like I had carried a wild boar and a tiger in the past, and hurriedly walked towards the medical hall in Yelangzhong with Lan Yi on my shoulder.
"Look, isn't this the daughter-in-law of Lan Pei, the first big boss of the baked cakes? Hey, why is she carrying the second boss of the first company like a wild boar? β
"How can it be like carrying a wild boar, the second boss is weak and sickly, but it is lighter than a wild boar."
Big brother, is there anything wrong with your concern? Lan Yi is much lighter than a wild boar!
At this time, my hand was on Lan Yi's buttocks, but I felt that this person was not flesh except for skin and bones, as if there was no flesh, and my hand hurt.
"Qiu Xian, let me down." After hearing the words of others, Lan Yi's face became even redder.
"Pedantic!" Feeling that Lan Yi's body became more stiff than before, I snorted coldly but did not stop, Lan Yi looked stunned, and met the gaze he threw at me, I said, "Even if I let you down now, do you have the strength to walk?" If you don't have the strength to speak, you won't be able to catch it in one breath and die on my shoulder, let me carry the black pot for your death. β
My words were very effective, and Lan Yi stopped talking when he heard this, but the way he looked at me was a little different from before. His eyes are like the eyes of "Qiu Xian"'s father when he visually examines the weight of a pig.
On this day, when I carried Lan Yi to the hospital, Ye Lang Zhongzheng put his feet on the table and smoked a hookah while reading the script.
"Male frequency text." I put my head next to Noro-naka and said.
"Nonsense, I'm a big man, do I still read female frequency texts!"
"Doom...... You can also take a look at the broken sleeve text. β
Ye Langzhong rolled his eyes while exhaling smoke: "If you have a brain disease, please go out and turn left and walk to the head, the mass grave is specially returned to the furnace to recreate the brain wreckage, and this medical hall only treats bruises." β
"You don't want to treat the incurable disease?"
"Ben Langzhong is not busy reading the book, where is the time to cure incurable diseases, if it is an incurable disease, I also advise you to go out and turn left and go to the end, the mass grave can give you a new life."
"You mean to let me throw Lan Yi directly into a mass grave?"
"Hurry up! Wait a minute...... What do you say happened to Lan Yi? When he looked up and saw Lan Yi who was carrying him on his shoulder, Ye Langzhong's expression changed, and he immediately threw away the hookah and notebook in his hand, and stood up to check Lan Yi's pulse.
"Zhu'an, your pulse is so weak, have you had a back breath before?"
Zhu'an is the word for Lan Yi.
I can't see that there are two brushes in this wild man, and he can guess what happened to Lan Yi before just by checking the pulse.
"Yes." Lan Yi responded, thinking that he would tell SΓΉ Yelangzhong what happened in Mingyuzhai before, but Lan Yi glanced at me and said, "I was accidentally choked while drinking tea." β
This Lan Yi's deceitful tone was so natural. I twitched the corners of my eyes.
"Here's a hand." I slowly squatted down and asked Norou to help Lan Yi onto the wooden chair.
All the attention of Ye Langzhong was focused on Lan Yi, who was angry, and when he heard this, he turned his gaze to me.
A hint of surprise flashed through Ye Langzhong's eyes, and he looked me up and down and asked, "Madam Lan, is it Zhu'an who you found out in time to go away?" β
"Yes. Is there a big problem with my little uncle? β
Ye Lang turned to look at Lan Yi with sympathetic eyes and muttered, "It's the first time in my life that I've been so shocking." I think I need to open a few more recipes for you to nourish your heart. β
Hearing this, Lan Yi said indifferently: "It's okay." I've never had the luxury of expecting it, so how can I be frightened. It's still in the same way. β
Why did the conversation between these two ...... I don't understand well.
Just when I was thinking about whether to carry Lan Yi back directly, or call someone from the Lan family to pick him up, Lan Yi said again: "Sister-in-law, you can go back first." Later, Ye Lang will arrange for someone to send me home. β
This little uncle of the hanged ghost is quite eye-catching, and he saw that I was struggling, so he took the initiative to speak.
"Okay." My raised hand was about to fall on Lan Yi's shoulder, but in an instant, I was afraid that the weak Lan Yi would be slapped apart directly by my palm, but my hand was already in mid-air, and it was impossible to withdraw it in embarrassment, so I gently dropped my claws on the top of Lan Yi's head, just like stroking the snow wolf I raised in the Inviting Moon Palace, under the shocked gaze of Ye Langzhong, I gently touched Lan Yi's hair and said, "Then you can rest here more." I'll go home first. β