It was as if his body had been run over by a carriage, and his whole body was sore.

It was as if his head had been kicked by a donkey, and he was groggy and swollen.

"This is ......"

When I opened my eyes, I almost stumbled to my knees in front of a grave. But luckily, I reacted quickly enough to touch the ground with one hand, a thunderous backflip, and landed perfectly on the ground, raising my hands high.

Are you kidding. I am the daughter of Kyushu, the princess of the country, a pair of jade knees only knelt past the world and my mother, how could I kneel in a lonely grave that came out to make soy sauce.

I patted the ash on my palm, my pupils dilating as they touched my hands.

How could these ten fingers covered with calluses, fat and ugly hands be the princess's?

My thunder-struck gaze shifted from the greasy hands to the waist of the bucket, and down to a pair of shocking elephant legs......

This princess is graceful, convex and backward, and has a small body that Ying Ying holds???

I looked at a dark cloud floating in the sky, and shouted angrily with the power of the wilderness: "What did you do to this princess!! ”

Why would this princess be like a fool, leaning her neck and roaring towards the dark clouds in the sky?

Just because before I was sent to this Holly Town by the Spell, he said that if I had something to communicate with him, I would just shout to the dark clouds in the sky.

Wait a minute......

Why did I know this is Holly?

Why do I keep having strange images in my head?

"That's because your current identity is Qiu Xian, the daughter of the butcher in Holly Town, not the daughter of Kyushu, the princess of the country. Otherwise, with your strength, any problem can be solved with money. What's next for you? ”

I touched the double chin of "Qiu Xian": "That's reasonable." So...... I'm going to complete all the tasks now as the butcher's daughter of Holly? ”

"That's right."

I held out my hand in the direction of the dark clouds and said, "Give me the to-do list." ”

"Well...... Heavenly secrets must not be revealed. When the time is right, you will only know. ”

"This quest is triggered randomly."

"So to speak. The three years you have been here are the same as three days of slumber in the country of your daughter. Qiu Xian is at peace when he comes, and he enjoys this experience of seeking immortals. The master hurried to the lily garden to participate in the blind date meeting, and I don't have time to chat with you for the time being, and I will see you ......"

"Hey, the immortals, you can have experience, can you give me a body that changes its appearance to pass the test?"

At that time, the dark clouds on the horizon were gradually moving away from me, and the voice on the silent hillside answered me from a distance of about three feet to my left.

"Xiaoxiao, I've said many times, you're beautiful. If you lose a point, I will feel distressed. Now that your plump body is just right, why bother yourself about it? ”

It's a man's voice!

Wait, that's not the point.

The point is who handed me a golden spoon and told me to spit it out first......

With my current body of a tiger with a bear's waist, and a fat person who can roll down directly from the top of this mountain, this man can still talk nonsense with his eyes open, is it really ...... It's hard for him.

I twitched the corners of my mouth, and the picture that kept flashing in my mind made me know in an instant that there was a big black mole on the left cheekbone of this Chinese character face, and the man with a hair on the black mole was called Bu Yaolian, who was a poor and sour talent in Holly Town, and his family was so poor that there was only one bed left. And I and he are childhood friends, when he was a child, he began to fool "me", saying that "I" is very beautiful, and deceived "my" fawn to steal meat from home to him. When he grew up, he still fooled "me", saying that "I" was very beautiful, and deceived "me" so that he took up his husband's money and planned to elope with him.

Is this "Qiu Xian" blind, or has he only used his toes to think about problems since he was a child?

would stupidly believe Bu Yaolian's words.

How could my dignified Kyushu daughter, the princess of the country, do such a thing as eloping with someone.

Looking at Bu Yaolian, my eyes couldn't help but fall on the cold hair fluttering in the wind on the big black mole on his left cheekbone.

As a woman born in the ninth month of the national calendar, I clenched my hands tightly and forcibly suppressed the urge to step forward and pull out his cold hair!

To distract myself, I said, "Bu Yanlian, I have changed my mind and will not leave Holly Town with you." ”

"Xiaoxiao, when you lie, your eyes are always wandering. Don't worry, silly girl, when we leave Holly Town, we'll be able to start a new life. ”

Brother Bu, my eyes wandered, that's because I don't want to cruelly pluck the hair that you are proud of.

As long as this hair floats in front of me for a moment, I feel worried for a moment.

In order to quickly sort out the relationship with him and leave, I said: "Bu Yaolian, my eyes are wandering not because I lied and have a weak heart, but because I decided to let you down and start my new life alone. ”

"Little Fiber, you ......"

That hair fluctuates with the fluctuation of the step......

Even my toes were clenched, and I quickly turned my head and muttered, "I can't look any further!" Otherwise I'm ......"

"What did you say? Was Lan Pei discovered that you and I eloped, and he forced you to cut off the love thread with me? ”

Suddenly, his arm was jerked by Bu Yanlian, and his hair on the black mole appeared in front of me again, and it was closer and shook even more.

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

Bu Yaolian, it was your hair that did it first!

So, a scream pierced the sky.

Bu Yaolian looked at the hair that I was holding in my hand in disbelief and couldn't float anymore, opened his mouth slightly, pointed at my nostrils and said angrily: "Xiaoxian, you are a woman who sees money and has an open eye, and a water-based poplar flower, you actually hurt me for Lan Pei...... You don't look at your fat, what man would like it. I'm also looking at the friendship between you and me for many years, and I originally planned to get the Lan family's money, so I can live with you......"

"But you don't love me. You are good to me, but because I stole my father's pork for you and the Lan family's money for you. It's only because of guilt that you say in your conscience that you say that I am a daffodil blooming in your heart. ”

Bu Yaolian was stunned when he heard this, and the anger in his eyes disappeared in an instant, and he said, "You...... How do you know? ”

Throwing away the disgusting hair in my hand, I squinted and said, "My father...... Miss is just fat and not stupid. Oh, this should be the breakup fee I gave you, enough for you to go to Beijing to get famous, and enough for you to go to Baihualou to live for a month. It's up to you to spend the money. That's how our relationship is clear. ”

Ignoring the shock in Bu Lian's eyes, I said and stuffed the burden I carried on my shoulders into Bu Lian's arms, and without taking away half of the dust with my long hair, I hummed a song and walked down the mountain.

"The road to immortality is long, I will go up and down and seek ......"

I hummed and walked down the long street full of people, surrounded by all kinds of men I had never seen before. The old and the young, the fat and the thin, the white and the black, just look at my eyes!

"Mother, is this fat sister a village girl who has never seen the world as you said?"

“……”

Dare to say that this princess is a village girl who has never seen the world!

I looked down at the child with pigtails and jokes, and if I glared angrily when I was in my daughter's country, the palace maids who were serving me around me would be frightened and tremble, and at this time, instead of being afraid, the child pointed at me and smiled: "Mother, look at this village girl who has never seen the world like a pig." ”

Because of the laughter of children, I only felt that countless strange eyes fell on me, and this feeling of being like a prisoner parade through the street was something that Princess Ben had never experienced.

Run!

These three words suddenly popped up in my mind, and I lowered my eyes gloomily, covering the position of my chest, and clearly felt the sourness welling up in my heart.

This sourness is ...... inferiority complex of "Qiu Xian".

The "Qiu Fiber" of Holly Town has always lived in the shadow of inferiority, so she knew that Bu Yaolian was fooling her, but she was grateful to Bu Lian for this "goodwill" deception and wanted to give him a monkey.

This divine logic...... I can't argue with it.

The word "escape" could never appear in the dictionary of the princess of Kyushu's daughter. Gragging the child's pigtails, I lifted it lightly: "Little brat, your mother didn't teach you how to respect people, and I will teach you today, sister." ”

His feet suddenly emptied, and the child who had been dancing like a kitten turned into a dead mouse who didn't dare to say anything.

Seeing this, the child's mother immediately shouted and came forward and beat my arm: "Dead fatty, let go of my child!" ”

Seeing my arm raised, the child was scared to cry by me.

The piercing cry was as sharp as a blade about to pierce my eardrums. I pinched the child's cheek with my other hand and said, "If you cry again, I'll throw you out like a watermelon." If you have ever seen a watermelon, all the red watermelon juice in it will flow out. ”

The child's cry and the woman's shouting stopped abruptly, and the child's eyes widened at me, just like those of the maid of the palace who feared to be reprimanded by my staff.

"Tell me, little boy, who is the fat man? Who is the village girl who has never seen the world? ”

The child, whom I had suppressed by force, held his mouth and thought for a moment, then moved his timid eyes from my face to the woman's face and said, "It's my mother." ”

"Doom ......"

The passers-by who were not too busy to watch the excitement around instantly let out a burst of muffled laughter.

"Well said." After catching a glimpse of the woman's face, I immediately put the child on the ground, took out a plain oil paper bag from my arms and handed it to the child: "Remember that the dead fat village girl who has never seen the world is your mother." This chicken leg is for you to eat. ”

Children are children, and when they see delicious food, their eyes light up, and even their mothers can throw them.

Seeing the child take the chicken leg and the woman immediately pulling out the bamboo strip from her waist, I clapped my hands like a victorious rooster walking out of the crowd with its head up.

"Qiu Xian."

I don't want to hear my name called as soon as I stepped out of the crowd.

The voice...... Coming from the sky, is it a?

At that time, a gust of wind struck, I looked back for prestige, and saw that the man standing on the Zhu Tower was dressed in white and snow, three thousand green silks were like waterfalls, and his long body was like a crane, like a hanged ghost falling from the sky.

I twitched the corners of my mouth and looked at the man as he slowly raised his hand and waved his paw.

That's right, this man with a face as white as paper is "my" little uncle with a terminal illness, Lan Yi.