Chapter 45 is all about acting

See below, Du Ling and others were shocked by this long list of charges (?). ), no longer stubbornly resisting obediently obeying the law, the person who came nodded with satisfaction, and then added the next sentence according to the rules:

"You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will be evidence in court."

As soon as his voice fell, the mule spirit who was fixed into a four-legged face to the sky and stiffened on the ground with his neck twisted immediately shouted: "Wait, I have something to say - I am an official employee of the Demon Management Bureau!" Everyone is their own person! And we're obviously here to release the animals!! ”

Before the enforcer on the tree squeaked, a capitalized and bold groove flashed in the bird's heart.

This kind of goods is actually from the Demon Management Bureau?

What kind of incompetent employees are recruited by the Demon Management Bureau?

And you are obviously ready to see death and not save the passive sabotage, and it is obviously us who focuses on releasing life? Sure enough, it's a horse that doesn't know how long his face is!

#果然基层公务员素zhì堪忧才是全世界共存的弊病, regardless of race#

Obviously, the golden and ruiqi enforcer had similar thoughts to him: "Demon Authority? ”

He snorted coldly and scolded more severely: "Knowing the law and breaking the law is one more degree!" Demolished people's houses, violated the personal and property safety of citizens, and caused two deaths and three injuries, did you do it?! I've already checked out the remnants of the demonic energy of the two of you at the crime scene! Hugh quibbles!! ”

As soon as the tall and mighty monster police officer stretched out his arm and took out a small box-like thing, and shook it, two red lights burst out, locking Du Ling and Ma Zhiyi, once again showing how unfathomable the Demon Management Bureau is in terms of strange black demon arts.

It seems that the suspicion of the crime is irrefutable.

But...... The question is, they really didn't do it by collapsing houses and killing people? At most, they made the ruins a little more completely broken. However, the pangolin will become a spirit because it is deliberately planted with demon species, so strictly calculated, Ma does not know that it can be regarded as an indirect murder?

But master, I am 100% innocent - Du Ling feels that he has been wronged more than Dou E, obviously he is just carrying forward his style and saving the endangered and protected animals in the basement of the lost house!

Out of a natural weakness of heart that just wanted to set foot in the gray field, Du Ling raised his hand a little tremblingly: "That, I also have something to say?" It is ...... to bewitch people's hearts and rob people's men Say me? But it's illegal for me to be in free love? I—I'm just an alchemist and a medicine seller......"

Whether Du Ling wants to show that he is innocent like a little white flower, or does he want to imply that he can pay a bribe for the time being, anyway, this is a bad move.

The law enforcer with his own background light, and the backlight was too strong to see his face clearly, turned his head, and without saying a word, he snapped over a charm, "I forgot that there was still you if I didn't speak!" Is it free love, you have to ask the meaning of mortals, but illegally refining non-formula pills and trading them privately, hyping up obscene cultivation methods, this is ignoring the cultivation safety of the vast number of demon people, and you must be held legally responsible! ”

- I'm OO, you're unreasonable, you're a chengguan!!

The yellow paper talisman landed on Du Ling's smooth head, so the fake drug dealer who maintained the posture of the elementary school student raising his hand was also motionless, and even his vision was blocked by the "zombie talisman", and he could only pout and spray upwards with the only mouth that could still move.

As soon as I breathed in, I watched the iron-faced selfless and unreasonable goods jump off the tree, and "rescue" the mortals majesticly.

When I got off the tree, I could see that this person was not as tall as he imagined, but he was quite upright, and he was wearing a camouflage police uniform, which looked quite like something. Anyway, Du Ling suddenly had the illusion that they were actually hiding in the mountains and old forests, and they were still arrested and brought to justice.

"This mortal comrade, don't be afraid, I will represent the Dragon Group of the Special Response Force of the Huaxia Government to save you from the control of the cult."

The messenger of justice said in a righteous and awe-inspiring voice, while taking out a long strip of detector from the small bag on his waist, a bit like the kind used for airport security, and swept away Xiao Li, who stood with his hands down and his head down, as if he had no reaction to the outside world.

"Let me see if it's a spell control or a drug control, huh? You ......"

He was suddenly a little puzzled, and if he didn't pay attention, the sounder that was just the right shape was snatched away by the splitter.

And then crackling, oh mom,

As soon as he appeared on the stage, the elite of the dragon group who controlled the overall situation and shocked the Quartet, was smashed to the ground by the two sticks of the rescue object he identified, rolling his eyes and dying balls.

Sure enough, it's still my male god who is the best.

#都告sù你是自由恋爱偏不信, blame me for being beaten now╮(╯▽╰)╭#

After being removed from the talisman, he was a good bird again, and Du Ling moved his shoulders and almost looked up to the sky and smiled, now it was his turn to take control of the war.

Ignoring the shouts of the coward, "Kanye, hurry up and pull the brothers" behind him, he strutted over to the "Dragon Group" enforcer who was knocked unconscious, and squatted down to check.

"Hiss~~~~ Little pear, you're really ruthless, such a big bag." It was red and bright, which made the face of Wu Yanzu looking at Takeshi Kaneshiro a little more pleasing to the eye, and at the same time, it also made him realize once again that without cultivation, the great physical ♂ body of the Emperor of Heaven was still strong and could not be underestimated.

Although the bee-waisted ape arm is not very strong...... It must not be the same muscle fiber as me!

Du Ling glanced up at the Emperor of Heaven, who was still completely light and indifferent, and had no signs of brazen murder and violent resistance to the law, and pinched his soft little arm, feeling that his future was worrying in some respect......

Obviously, when I was a parrot, I still had 2,000 goose power, how could I change into a human and return to the dead house to fight the five scum weak chickens? It's really impossible to have both fish and bear's paws.

After a minute of distraction, Du Ling turned his attention back to their captive, the camouflage combat uniform was obviously standard equipment, and there was also an armband of the public security dragon group on his arm, the color scheme and design were quite earthy, and it was not a copycat product at first glance (huh).

It seems that this time they really ran into the regular army, and not another neurotic from some horn.

Du Ling, who was already very tired of the chaotic cross-management model of the demon clan and the human government, sighed and didn't want to evaluate.

He didn't know whether he should be happy or not: to be honest, he had thought that it would be good if he could win the support of the human government, or at least give a warning of the apocalyptic disaster, but there has been no suitable way.

It's a dream to want to stir up the Internet hot topic and listen to something, and it's stuck in the pot with the account.

And now it should be a good thing to be able to meet the dragon group who shined in the last days of the previous life, but ...... Looking at the not very friendly ending of this "encounter", Du Ling sighed heavily, should I say that good things are more grinding?

I always feel that the words are a bit unsatisfactory, oops, forget it!

He grabbed his hair a little irritably, and began to search for any identification on the captive: Speaking of which, this thing is severe, but the arrest shouldn't be reported to the house first, just say that a dragon ghost knows which one you are...... Muttering with such a broken thought, Du Ling took out a small hard notebook from the other party's chest pocket.

"Hah! There you have it – work permit! ”

He opened it very unceremoniously and looked at it, and then he was suddenly stunned, and then burst out with a poof, and laughed wildly 2333: "I rely on Sun Xiaoshun!" This name is easy to rub, and sure enough, the photography technology is frustrated, go out and turn left to find the public security, this ID photo is taken like a monkey! ”

It seems that the laughter is inexplicably low, but in fact, he is dragging out time and fooling Ma Zhizhi, who can't move, while discussing with Xiao Li in secret sound.

And this practical skill that has not been seen for a long time can only be contacted by a single line, and soon it became a stand-up comedy for a connected person who is not skilled:

'I know this man!' No - I should say I've heard of this guy in my last life!! ’

Covering up his inner excitement with an exaggerated performance, Du Ling's eyes were shining, and his speech was as fast as a machine gun: "I wiped me and said how do you feel so familiar when you see this face, this thing is a trump card of the government forces in the last days, known as the No.1 supernatural person in the world of Monkey King!"

After the chaos of the year, he lost contact with various places, he took the members of the dragon group to turn the tide to save most of the northern heavy industry area, and finally established the Huaxia Dragon Base, advocating legal management, restoring fair trade, and safeguarding the right to survival of the elderly and children......

Feeling a little cold as he spoke, Du Ling, who was endless, barely suppressed the excitement of seeing the big man in the future, and touched his goosebumps on his neck and turned his head to look at the source of the cold.

Xiao Li is still the one with an expressionless face and deep eyes, and he can't see what he is thinking, but he can also show a disdainful and cold temperament without spitting out.

…… Well, no matter how heroic you are, no matter how ace you are, and then NO.1, you have already been killed by your old man's two sticks. Du Ling sniffled, not daring to say how there was a sour smell in the air.

'Haha, isn't this the first time in my life that I've met a future celebrity and I'm a little excited, I mean, although this Sun Xiaoshun is still unclear whether he is a human or a demon, he should be able to guarantee that he is indeed a righteous partner, not a middle two disease with a bad brain.

So what now? I don't know how easy it is to catch the horse, and I don't really want to give up...... 'Should I take the opportunity to turn the darkness into light and reach a cooperation with the human authorities, or continue to go all the way to the dark and continue to be an independent investigator and go deep into the tiger's den?'

I can't say that I am 100% reliable and safe when I choose that side, so Du Ling is really contradictory.

And there wasn't much time for him to think about it, and the horses over there didn't know how to look at the hurry, and if they continued to hang to be suspicious, they had to make a decision.

Since it is a serious matter, Xiao Li must react to his face, he suddenly approached Du Ling and half knelt down, and the whole person hugged him from behind, forming a very close fit, and as soon as he lowered his head slightly, his mouth could touch the ambiguous posture of the back of the other party's neck that instantly flushed.

The warm breath sprayed on the particularly sensitive skin made Du Ling's whole person tremble instantly.

What am I going to do here-

"We are divided into two ways, and we have a natural advantage over my identity as the official investigator of the Demon Management Bureau, so it is better to take advantage of the other party's suspicions......" Xiao Li whispered almost by biting his ear.

Because the voice must be pressed very low, the originally clear timbre becomes magnetic and dull, and no matter how serious and strict the content is, it seems to be teasing.

I didn't listen to what he said at all, and my attention was absorbed by the buzzing pink noise, the red color started from the pinna of the ear that Du Ling could vaguely feel the soft touch of Xiao Li's lips, and spread upwards little by little, and finally the whole person was suffocated into a cooked prawn.

At the same time, there was a bang-

Brilliant fireworks explode in my mind.

After the kaleidoscope, there was a blank state, and in the end, it was lifted by the mule spirit who did not understand the amorous style and persevered to ask for help with a broken gong voice:

"Hey-I'm talking about the little master, the little ancestor! If you want to play the live spring|Gong also go first, let the old horse go, okay?! ”

Du Ling then made a stir, pushed Xiao Li away and stood up, the brain that burned countless cells finally began to work again, and turned faster and faster, and when he rushed to Ma Zhi's side violently, he had successfully fused annoyance and suspicion on his face, without any acting skills, he perfectly showed the appearance of a domineering and angry bad temper demon second generation, with his chin raised and his eyes were very tricky and staring at the mule:

"Let you go? That's fine...... But please explain to me first, what is the matter with the 'official employee of the Demon Control Bureau' - just now he said that the "Basic Law" is not a thing, and now he says that he is also a civil servant, you seem to be teasing me? ”

Du Ling compared to Sun Xiaoshun, the future super hero lying flat behind him, and his tail tone was high to show a bit of vicious threat: "As a result, you and him are your own people?" You won't pit me from beginning to end, right? It's not that good, the master has become a criminal who violently resists the law...... Dare to love you, the two of you cooperate with fishing law enforcement? Do you think it's better for me to hand you over to the state to make the merit, or do I just don't do anything and let you 'die together'? ”

He also has a sweet smile on his beautiful face with a little childishness, and the stars are shining in his big innocent eyes in black and white, which seems to really think that this is a very good way to deal with it, and it is extremely frightening to see people.

Like most second- and third-tier actors, Du Ling is also very talented in the interpretation of bad guys, anyway, the mule spirit who bluffed the mouse guts was dripping with cold sweat.

"Where, where can I be, no one can ...... this pit You can't be fooled, right, things are quite complicated...... Ah! In short, although the Dragon Group is a subordinate organization of the Demon Management Bureau, there are only some SBs who follow the human race to the bottom and have been brainwashed by the modern demon literacy class, or who have been confused with people in the past and got the snake spirit disease of Stockholm. Most of the monsters in our bureau are ...... They all know that the rules on the surface are pretending, how can they really be in the same league as the class enemy, right? ”

Ma doesn't know it very well, but he knows very well that the fairy circle has a tradition of the more beautiful and dangerous it is, and the more harmless it is to humans and animals, the more poisonous it is, Du Ling's three-point acting skills are enough to be scared by his brain and seven points, and suddenly the bamboo tube poured beans and said a bunch of heartfelt words, and by the way, he also revealed the old bottom of the messenger of justice:

"Sun Xiaoshun, I've also heard of it, a complicated comparison of his life experience, it is said that he is still a mixed race of shemales, and his brain is like a shaft filled with cement, you just cut me two hundred pounds and send him useless, he will not be soft at all about what should be investigated, and, and-" Ma swallowed his saliva with difficulty, his heart was full of the urge to cry and call his mother, he should have known that in this era, there are still brave monsters who pick yang and make up yin, and the monsters who catch people as puppets are really ruthless and lawless, what is he doing to think about seeking skin with the tiger......

"And?" Du Ling glanced at him coldly, and began to learn the vicious template that seemed to be in the movie and played with his fingers carelessly, but unfortunately his nails had already been trimmed by Xiao Li to be short and round and clean, and there was not much demonic smell no matter how he tossed it, so he had to put it back in his pocket.

Fortunately, Ma didn't know that he was a real coward, so he patronized and held back his pants and didn't notice his little embarrassment.

"And、And that ...... "Originally, he wanted to say that you can't get down well if you kill me, and the boss will definitely not give up, but he feels that this kind of threat is so confident that even a male pet is so powerful to kill the members of the dragon group twice, it is estimated that not only does he not care, but he may really cut himself in anger."

His eyes rolled wildly, and in the end he still felt that it was important to keep the principle of confidentiality and protect his own life-

"And I can introduce you to the organization!! Although I'm just a little minion and don't have any skills, but we adults are Venerable Qi Fengyu Qi! ”

Ma didn't know how to betray his family, that is, the mastermind behind the organization.

Qi Fengyu?

It's a familiar name.

Du Ling remembered that this was also the introduction of the internal department of "New Demon Guide 2015", which used a lot of pen and ink to describe the power, and the status was on par with Mo Weitian (executive deputy director), and even because of his seniority, he was one of the giants that existed at the beginning of the establishment of the Demon Control Bureau.

However, as soon as he was mentioned, Du Ling's first reaction was that Lao Zhu stuffed the book of greetings to him back then......

"Inner pheasant essence?"

As a "bird demon", he finally read the book of pheasants turning into phoenixes, and expressed his deep (laughing) sympathy (belly) love (skin) to Qi Daneng, who was forced to turn by a mortal unscrupulous bookseller.

However, his reflexive bald pout, which made Ma Buzhi's whole face purple with fright: "Ouch, mother, little ancestor!" Don't go around talking nonsense! We, Lord Qi, have already cultivated the body of Luan Feng, and are about to win the Demon Emperor, leading the Demon Race to replace the Human Race and become the master of the world! ”

So don't mention that ...... Something you can't mention in this name.

After starting to blow the conch for the boss of his family, Ma didn't know that his courage gradually grew, especially after talking about the pheasant essence and indeed cultivating into a phoenix, Jian Duling showed an undisguised expression of surprise, and his waist straightened up, and he was even more impassioned: "What kind of dragon group and the like are all scum, the unknown surname Mo and the stupid X under his hands will soon withdraw from the stage of history~"

Hearing this, the corners of Du Ling's eyes jumped.

To be honest, he thought that the genius who was dragged home by the crazy bully was the final boss?

Isn't it all made up like that in the novel?,The winner of life is not the protagonist, it must be the villain.,As a result, you sue me that my family is a righteous little friend.,And the pheasant spirit who originally thought it was just a joke stalk is the real black hand...... It's embarrassing.

Du Ling felt that his face was crackling, but he still held his facial expression, pretending to raise his eyebrows and humming lightly: "To put it bluntly, it means that you are fighting in the Demon Management Bureau?" What good can I do if I mix it in, master? ”

Hearing him say this, Ma didn't know that there was a door, and hurriedly promised: "A technical talent like you is the strength we need the most, and I guarantee that I can get the appreciation of Lord Qi, and when you become the backbone, the little brother will be the first to look forward to you in the future!" ”

The skinless and faceless mule spirit rolled his eyes wildly, put aside his original careful thoughts about eating benefits at both ends, and sold Amway with a happy look: "There is just a mobilization meeting in the past two days, why don't you go play with my little one and feel our warm family with the ideal of revitalizing the demon clan?" ”

It's also a warm family, and I'm going to vomit out of the overnight meal!

Du Ling was so made by his increasingly flattering words that he just wanted to roll his eyes, and he could see that the so-called clumsy tongue of this thing was pretended, but it was actually the most slippery old bastard hob meat.

However, originally the purpose of him and Xiao Li was to break into the organization, and it was not appropriate to scare this old mule too much, so he nodded reservedly and reached out to reveal the talisman on the other party's body.

Of course, the other hand does not forget to pinch a trick just in case, smart people, you have to be so cautious.

As a result, the horse didn't dare to give birth to anything here, this mule thought about shortcuts all day long, and Chengjing didn't get home for many years, so now he rolled over a lazy donkey and stood up and landed on all fours, and he couldn't change his personal shape for a long time, so he could only sigh vigorously.

It's the other side that gives rise to the incident.

Probably even Xiao Li didn't expect Sun Xiaoshun's ability to resist blows, but he woke up again after a while, and he was still energetic and insisted on shouting the words before the move:

"Y-aren't you the Emperor of Heaven?! How could it be