Chapter Forty-Six: Do Friends Take Medicine?

Seeing that the two monsters couldn't beat them, they turned into demons and left in a hurry, but Xiao Li, who had the advantage, did not catch up, but threw the detector away, and stood with a cold face, Sun Xiaoshun, who was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, finally reacted, there seemed to be something wrong.

This Heavenly Emperor of the Tribulation was obviously not confused by the goblins?

How, then, did he say—

"That, Shangxian, am I delaying something......?"

Sun Xiaoshun, who has always felt that he is enforcing the law impartially, suddenly felt a little weak-hearted, and he secretly prayed to God to bless him, and he didn't really do the kind of mallet called breaking the undercover identity that he usually despised.

However, God did not hear his prayers, and the representative of the Heavenly Court turned his face, and a pair of cold and bottomless eyes looked at him quietly.

Without saying a word, it is unfathomable.

*******

Unaware that there was no one behind them, the poor men flew in the mountains for a long time like flies, and finally touched the edge of the national highway on the other side of the mountain before dawn.

I was so tired that I almost wanted to lie on the ground and stick out my tongue.

At least Ma didn't know that he knelt directly, snorting and panting like a dead dog, and the good mule had strong endurance and couldn't be seen at all, and it was really a pampered waste wood in the new era. And Du Ling, who knew that he was acting, but in order not to lose him, he still had to use all his strength to eat, and he was also sweating profusely and sat on the ground, holding his head and just wanting to roll his eyes.

All kinds of worries flashed in his mind like a scrolling screen: Jin Jingjian was still lying in his own space to sleep, and if he didn't cultivate at all, would Xiao Li be bullied by Sun Xiaoshun's stunned youth? I didn't have time to do the code to what if Xiao Li couldn't find himself......

There was a lot of crackling worries, and it was finally summed up in one sentence:

#分别来的太快我措手不及. #

'In the future, I must find a chance to cut the tease sent by the monkey!' Viciously panting, Du Ling finally threw the faint worship left over from his previous life into the toilet bowl and washed it away.

"Hey, I'm talking about Brother Ma, can you hurry up and come back, I can't stop the car with a mule when it's dawn for a while." Finally out of breath, he began to preemptively dislike the shape of the horse.

"Hey, hey, it's not possible," Ma didn't know how long he sighed, because of the friendship that had escaped together, and he was no longer guarding against Du Ling's truth: "Not to mention the transformation of the transformation, I am still a little bit of a way, no one helps to transform the human form, then whoever sees it wants to call a monster, it is better to pretend to be an ordinary mule." ”

He flicked his tail and kicked his hooves, and he was particularly skilled in conjuring a set of harness for himself, and people were not good, but this spell had made hundreds of years of practice make perfect, and the details that came out at this time were detailed and vivid and reliable.

"Anyway, you can find the office and teleport in the next county, Master Kan, you work hard and walk with me, it's really okay for me to carry you."

Forget it about riding a mule or something, Du Ling thought for a while and waved his hand silently, he probably doesn't mind if he is still a parrot, but he still has to be reserved when he is a man.

And now he should put on a state of being hit hard, always keeping in mind the self-cultivation of undercover agents, Du Lingjing glanced at the road sign that was still 25km away from Mao County, and walked forward.

The horse didn't know that of course he was not so active and had to be ridden by others, and when he saw that he refused politely, he also kicked and tread to keep up, and began to ask as Dulin expected: "Hey, you wait for the old horse, I really didn't expect it, your very handsome little face is still so big~"

Probably because he felt that the two of them had lost face, no one wanted to put up a fight, he shook his mule head cheaply, "Tut-tut, I can't see it, sure enough, human cultivation is treacherous and cunning, this is eating you and pit you~~"

Du Ling felt that there was no need to be patient at this time, so he directly gave the stupid mule a kick in the ass and shouted:

"TMD shut up!!"

Seeing that he was annoyed and angry, Ma didn't know that he was even more energetic: "Speaking of which, it's no wonder that you have no experience in the rivers and lakes, all the officials are like that, and you don't wipe your mouth after eating...... Oh, I said little brother, who is you or him? I remember that in the previous promotional video, it was said that the little emperor was not much different from mortals. ”

Saying that, he looked down three ways, until Du Ling took out a talisman and made a gesture to fight, he took two steps back and became a little more honest, but he still relentlessly thought:

"I've done it, and no one is allowed to ask...... Anyway, let's talk about how I got mixed up with the Emperor of Heaven and rolled to the bed, even if I don't recognize my face, I don't have ...... Is there the parrot on TV as a logo? Ay? Speaking of birds? Haven't you seen it? Ma didn't know if the parrot that had been unlucky enough to believe in the wrong person had been stewed.

Hehe, I'm sorry that I'm his registered trademark parrot, I haven't been out of the mountain for half a year, and I forgot that I'm still an Internet celebrity.

The corners of Du Ling's mouth twitched, but he couldn't help but be a little afraid: I'm afraid that out of a natural sense of vigilance against the human monks from the righteous path, all the monsters have paid attention to that episode of "Out of Superstition: Internal Version", and the old pig spirit thinks that the set of rhetoric made up has a much greater impact than they thought.

The only thing to be thankful for is that Xiao Li didn't show his face directly in the film, so a peripheral minion like Ma Bubu couldn't recognize him, and the more troublesome thing was that his parrot prototype must not be exposed again.

"I haven't seen that parrot before, and if you want to recognize it, can you trust him? Does the master seem to be such a stupid person? He looks like a mortal who doesn't know anything, and the master originally wanted to teach him to cultivate and use it for a long time," he made up nonsense with a very sad and angry look: "I just met him in a bar, and I ...... it when I look cold and challenging."

"Just play yourself in? Hey, come on, Renxiu is so cunning and ruthless, I guess that little parrot won't end well, maybe it has been boiled and eaten. Ma didn't know that Xiao Li was particularly serious, but as a monster born in the tail of the era when there were Taoist priests slaying demons and destroying demons, cramping and peeling skin to take demon pills, his feelings about the ruthlessness and cruelty of human monks were indeed from the heart.

So he felt that the ridicule was almost over, but he comforted Du Ling: "Don't worry too much, which demon didn't meet a few scum when he was young?" Anyway, we are not a big loss, and now the law enforcement in the bureau pays attention to evidence, and those who have not been directly arrested are not counted, and the person surnamed Mo does not dare to challenge us casually. ”

"Oh." With the miserable abandonment of the demon hat of 'being abandoned by the evil people', Du Ling felt that he could save his saliva and be depressed and hurt before he healed.

In fact, I was afraid that I would laugh as soon as I opened my mouth, and I could cook the goblin and eat it...... Poof, this monster is quite drunk when he spends his own time.

But thinking that he was almost washed and eaten, he still took the initiative to send it to someone's mouth to ask for the kind of remedy, and felt that this mule had some kind of Cheng dù truth, so he hurriedly pinched himself and drove away the untimely shame scene, and re-suffocated his face back to white.

"Come on, you really don't have to be so frustrated, three-legged toad essence is hard to find, two-legged people can be everywhere, with your face and body, what kind of can't you find one in the future?" It's like me, congenital insufficiency, acquired roots, and tears when you think about it.

Ma didn't know and flicked his tail again, "But it's not without benefit to think about it from another angle, at least if you go to the mobilization meeting, you can be considered famous, and you can get a place to give a speech on the stage." ”

"What?" This time, Du Ling really didn't understand.

"——The Anti-Human Mobilization Conference, and the 753rd Persecuted Demon Clan Grievance Conference, there are more compatriots who have been deceived by human beings, and when you talk to them, you will know that this is not a problem."

Seeing that Du Ling was still confused, Ma didn't know that this was the kind of good baby who slipped out of the hidden family, it was useless to say how bad and sophisticated it was, and his feelings were still slender and fragile, and he also had boring naïve fantasies about unscrupulous human beings, so he encouraged him to encourage him harder: "Your story of being a liar is the most popular, remember to emphasize that you are sincere for the dog from now on to change your mind and be a demon again, I remember that the story of Du Shi Niang, who won the championship before, is similar to you, Crying is as good as singing a song, and it is said that he made up a script by himself, and now he is the local director of J Province. ”

“……………”

Du Ling felt a little stomach pain.

He began to regret that he had gone undercover alone.

#画风和说好的不一样啊现在退出还来得及么? #

#不愧是野鸡精做幕后BOSS的逗比组织这还能不能好! #

#卖惨还卖出风格卖出规矩来了你当你是华夏好妖精总选啊!! #

Anyway, I really want to call my boyfriend and beg the group to go home and wash and sleep......

Especially at this time, a minibus whizzed by, probably because he was accompanied by a large number of animals, and the drivers did not slow down and ask him if he could take a ride.

Du Ling's heart was even more tired.

"Do we have to go over like this?" The sun gradually rose, but he felt that his body was colder and his heart was even colder, and Du Ling felt that he needed to fight quickly before his heart died.

"Huh?"

"I also mentioned to you before, I went out of the mountain this time because I refined a powerful pill ......" Determined to try to save himself before he really retreated, Du Ling took a deep breath and turned his head to show a bright advertising smile to the mule:

"Friend, have you heard of the elixir? I ate the kind that can directly transform into shapes. ”

*******

Sitting at the scene of the anti-human mobilization and goblin selling tragedy, Du Ling felt that he had finally triggered the ultimate physiological reaction after his stomach twitching and his heart was tired, and his egg hurt.

Now I finally have an egg in the crotch of my pants that can hurt at any time, and I feel the true meaning of life......#全是放屁#.

He grabbed a large handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it viciously.

If I had known, I wouldn't have wasted that precious pill for Ma to use for transformation, and I had to know that I didn't have much stock. As a result, it turned out to be a real horse face that was destined for a lonely life, and Du Ling was serious about the development of Du Ling and didn't want to recall:

After having a human form, the two of them naturally stopped the car, and after entering the city, they went straight to the police station to surrender under the leadership of Ma Buzhi...... I borrowed the toilet, opened the innermost door, put cleaning supplies and locked the door, and went directly to the venue of the anti-human mobilization meeting.

Ma didn't know that he also specially told him that this was the back door opened by the official teleportation formation of the Demon Management Bureau, and when the lock was unlocked, he must turn left three times, and if he turned to the right in reverse, he would enter the bureau directly...... At this point, Du Ling felt that he had exhausted his thousand sails and lost all his desire to complain.

However, the follow-up sued him that he was still tooyoungtoosimple.

At least he never expected that his thrilling undercover career would start with being a spectator of the Huaxia Goblin Selling Miserable King Competition.

Oh, if you can't just watch it and be stimulated|情xù is ready to go on stage to denounce the evil Terran forces, and show his ideals such as being disabled and strong/although he is poor and has dreams/counterattacking and abusing scum, he also has a registration office Miss Rabbit's eyes are red and she snorts and forcibly stuffs the number C382538 of the guest badge, and you can go directly to the queue to take the stage when you wear it.

As an outfield employee, Ma Buyi went out to resume his life after changing contact information with him, leaving him alone to watch the "performance".

In fact, the purpose of the conference was very clear, it required the members of this organization to communicate regularly, and encouraged the new members to show the courage to confess their hearts and minds in public, in order to enhance the understanding of these monsters who are hostile to humans, so that they can share the same hatred and hatred of the enemy.

Helpless personality (?) I don't know why it became a variety show.

For example, this one on stage now...... One...... One? Mermaid bar.

The fairy girl whose scientific name is Bohai Shark is quite in line with the appearance of a mermaid in her childhood fantasy, she came to the stage full of plain voices, crying with tears about the malicious development of human beings, reclamation of land to build industrial zones and discharge wastewater pollution, and finally made her family ruined, and the whole ethnic group was left with her as a fish, which really made Du Ling, a human being, stinging and ashamed, and I can't wait to go online and scold the government for not acting as a businessman and have a bad conscience and post a 10,000-word long Weibo.

(Here I would like to make a special note that there is wifi and 4G signal in the venue, full grid, like)

However, Du Ling's side has not finished writing, and the stage has already been unfolded - just continue to be reasonable, isn't it good to publish an environmental pollution investigation report, why did you suddenly change the conversation and talk about the love story between you and a young man from a fishing village?! Consider the feelings of the listeners who are indignant and worried about the country and the people, but jump to the romance and bloody drama in the next second??

The tall academic hammer is so mixed into the bosom friend body Tian Leiwen without warning, what kind of black-hearted beautiful boy deceived the ignorant mermaid girl to get pregnant unmarried, used her tears to make a fortune, and turned her face after getting the first pot of gold, Bao Xiaomi bought a house in the mainland, and used the money to invest in factories to illegally discharge sewage and want to poison the whole family of the yellow-faced woman, which is simply a scum......

The whole style of painting is wrong, okay?

Finally, she will sing a song to commemorate her broken heart and dead love (what about the dead family?). No, what about the ruined homeland!? ）

Sitting in the middle of a group of monster viewers who were crying and their noses were red and shouting that they were so moved, Du Lingmu deleted half of the long comments word by word with a face, and felt that the strict cause of environmental protection should be left to the reliable part of human beings to think about for themselves.

He only has one request left for this group of demons (teasing) spirits (than) -

If you sell badly, you will sell miserably, please don't add so many messy talent shows to your serious complaints!