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Chapter 64: Flaws
Don't ask Du Ling why he didn't arouse suspicion in the group and took them out of the toilet, don't ask.
Tired.
After telling a lie, it is necessary to use thousands of lies to round this truth, and it is so cruel, ruthless and vexatious again.
How ups and downs the process is, how big the brain hole is, just looking at Zhang Jing, who was still full of resentment, retreated, and said with sincerity that "I lost under the bottom", Shi Shiran went to be a brainless coolie, and no longer tried to reason with the parrot who could run a high-speed maglev train in his mouth, which can be slightly reduced.
Master Zhang's nephew looked up to himself as high as he went, and until he walked out of the distance with people, Du Ling, who was still thinking about the public toilet brand, had no chance to know, and he was now worried about another matter.
The people are done fooling, but their own power is still a leather bag company, and they haven't even set up a shelf.
You said that if these guys came late for even a day, it would be better, and now he has just made up his mind to occupy the mountain as the king, but in fact, the territory has not been circled, where are the people arranged?
You can't continue to press the road like this.
Du Ling, who was about to become the tour guide of the Ono group on a day trip to Mozhou, wandered around the dark streets with scattered eyes, and finally captured a billboard with the eyesight of the monsters - Du Ling, who was about to lose his confidence, had a tall appearance, and his eyes lit up, and he turned around and took this group of monsters to the newly completed luxury hotel.
When I looked at the place, I found that the eye-catching main building with its resplendent style was very unyielding in the earthquake, and the solid abstract art carvings that were all off the post of a single tile were unyielding...... Du Ling praised his wit in his heart.
This is completely crooked, and I found a ** facility that the Demon Management Bureau was quietly preparing to do.
No, first-come, first-served, direct occupation!
At this time, the Mozhou government implemented militarized management, and the benefits of the unified evacuation of all residents were revealed.
As for the question of whether to worry about aftershocks......
Take a look at the special printed wallpaper, it is all a protective formation pattern, which has to be at least four or nine days of thunder to hit Cheng dù, before it can collapse.
For this friendly and safe accommodation environment, a group of pampered monsters who have long been accustomed to modern society are generally satisfied.
The grizzled female anchor immediately twisted the water snake waist and rushed into the shower room, and she didn't even care about the cold water during the power outage, anyway, the water cooling and other black spells can make do, and the important thing is to get rid of the stains by those artificial synthetics full of industrial flavors.
It's true that you can self-clean if you don't use soap, shampoo, shower gel, or a full set of maintenance.
She flammatically pulled Manniang and another female goblin that Du Ling didn't know, and walked away with her high-heeled shoes that had not broken in the last days of the great escape, leaving the male colleagues to face the cold-faced Emperor and the unreliable and suspicious "Dao Chief" who led the way.
――The information that the Emperor of Heaven accepted a mortal woman as an apprentice is not a secret in the Demon Control Bureau, but where did this fox-fake tiger-wielding little white face come out?
I feel like the scope of business is a bit overlapping.
Peers are jealous, and they can't overcome the iceberg of the righteous path anyway, so it's better to stay away and stay safe~by: Rational material banshee Song Lili.
I didn't know that I had seen through the essence of hugging the upper position of the thighs, Du Ling tried to hold the frame of the fairy wind in his imagination, and arranged for Zhu Kaishan and them to stay and rest with a very leadership style.
In addition to Wang Laohu, who is still unconscious, Zhu Kaishan and Li Laodao are either goblins or human spirits, and they naturally cooperate with the performance very tacitly, and the look of gratitude and sincerity is extremely natural and unpretentious.
The two sides parted in a friendly way, looked at each other and smiled meaningfully, and then as soon as the door closed, their faces changed and they breathed a sigh of relief.
"Whew~ I'm finally done fooling, I don't know if the cowhide blows so big, do they believe it......" Du Lingxu wiped a cold sweat and exaggeratedly stuck out his tongue and muttered to himself.
I think he was not popular back then, just because he couldn't completely give up the logic and only the cool picture, but now he is so free under the pressure of reality, and sure enough, life is always higher than artistic creation.
"It's okay not to believe them, just stabilize them for the time being." The Emperor of Heaven, who had been silently playing the role of a qualified strategic deterrent weapon, finally spoke, and rubbed the top of Du Ling's hairy head as an encouragement.
"Thank you for your hard work."
"It's okay, I'm also chasing ducks to the shelves...... I don't know what the use of wasting so much saliva is to recruit them. Du Ling was actually quite embarrassed, feeling that he had failed to play to his strengths at all, and the script he wrote was full of loopholes, and he hadn't told much of the truth.
The only useful gain is actually only that video, after the shock caused by the tragic situation in the imperial capital faded, Du Ling recalled that video, and inexplicably felt a subtle sense of disobedience in his throat.
And even if carrying a video camera with you is an occupational disease, can that old pig spirit with no journalistic ethics be so dedicated and sacrifice his life to record the real moment after the disaster?
has been on the show made by the other party, and then the bird master who can't be recognized by the choreographed mother is the first to believe it.
The very fact that the video is stored is full of strangeness.
If you want to say that it was recorded by a mobile phone, it can also be said to be a casual shot, and now this high-definition surround sound effect is ...... Du Ling can't be left without doubt.
Thinking about how the criminal investigation brigade on TV analyzed the surveillance video, he decided to stay up late and watch it several times, maybe it would be self-evident. Anyway, the camera with the video number jù has been confiscated, so it's no problem to find fault frame by frame.
Of course, there is more to be extracted from the image information, such as why the distant imperial capital is a hundred times worse than the situation here, and whether it is possible to undo anything...... Oh yes, there is also the problem of the teleportation array, such as where are these demons, the blind cat touched the dead mouse and found the teleportation array at the other end?
Du Ling sorted out his thoughts very seriously, listed one question after another, and waited for Lao Zhu and other demons to lose his face tomorrow. In today's confrontation, he actually let the other party sell miserably, and he couldn't bear to pick out a lot of words and ask them to death, but tomorrow he must ......
"It's useful, we need these monsters to act as helpers to arrange the Dutian Meditation Array and block more demonic qi outside Mozhou City."
"Huh?" Du Ling, who was so engrossed, was stunned when he heard this, and then he reacted that Xiao Li was seriously answering his self-deprecating words just now.
To tell the truth, Du Ling has always had a little brother come to worship him, in addition to a little vanity, there is also a kind of cheap virgin spirit that can pull a handful if it is not in the way, but I really didn't think about what too good and bad subordinates can do, and the squeaky chicken thief and bird essence on the hill is a lesson in blood.
But apparently this time, someone checked and filled in the gaps for him, and he had already found a pit for the newly bought radish.
Although the term Dutian Meditation Array is obscure, it is not difficult to understand, not to mention that Xiao Li also thoughtfully introduced its function in the second half of the sentence.
It was a great idea to set up a formation that would calm people's minds against the invasion of negative energy, in order to maintain the peace that this place was barely maintaining at the moment.
"Ah! Little pear, if you want, you can also be very witty~! Du Ling was so excited that he almost jumped up, and his eyes began to shine at his fellow Daoists.
After a while, he remembered and asked, "But...... Can they help? ”
Don't push yourself to save face.
Even if Du Ling was still a pure white newcomer in front of the vast knowledge of the cultivation realm, at least he already knew that methods such as exercising his divine sense, resisting inner demons, or purifying evil spirits could be regarded as the secret of Dao Sect orthodoxy.
In the tens of millions of years of history of the cultivation world, the righteous path has been able to suppress the demons most of the time, relying on these killer features - regardless of which is stronger or weaker in the Dao and demon arts, each with its own merits, but the demon clan listens to the primitive instinct, and simply strengthens the divine soul with the cultivation instinct, which is usually vulnerable in the face of the methods that human cultivation has deliberately tempered.
Just like the black snake before, no matter whether there is a backhand to burn the jade and stones, or how cunning the mind is, when encountering a decisive means such as soul searching that directly targets the soul, it can only disappear.
Of course, later, the demon clan gradually united against the human cultivation system, and then after the founding of the country, the Demon Management Bureau was established, and they did not try to make progress in this regard, but due to nature, they had little effect.
In short, the demon clan is not good at purifying the source and stabilizing the soul, just like orthodox people are not good at the art of bewitchment, which is a consensus since ancient times, so it is no wonder that Du Ling has this question.
If you want people to help set up the formation, it is not simply a matter of arranging for the monsters to stand in the specified place and output, you always have to teach them something, if you succeed in stealing the teacher, wouldn't Xiao Li have to go back to the ancestors of the ancestral hall in the mountains?
Of course, Du Ling himself didn't care much about the consequences of the secret arts, anyway, he was not a human or a demon, and he didn't eat the rules and precepts, I was afraid that Xiao Li would not be able to think about it, and at this time, he would sacrifice a lot for the reunion situation, and turn back to play self-punishment...... It's not that he is distressed (.
"It's a matter of urgency," sensing his worry, a smile flashed in Xiao Li's eyes: "What's more, now that the Dao Sect has long been in decline, how can I have time to care about this gain or loss." ”
"Yes, that's how it should be, it makes too much sense!" It's a good thing that the fairy face is becoming more and more flexible, so in order to encourage him, Du Ling patted his ass very hard.
"If those demon clans are sincere, they can also be admitted to the outer gate as a registered disciple, which is also in line with your idea of teaching no class and accepting disciples." His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, who was vigorously supported, added a sentence with a pleasant face.
…… Wow, it's really a good idea, your old man is really making progress so fast that he has learned to shake the pot.
After sighing in his heart, Du Ling calmly took the heavy iron pot that stuffed the demon clan into the Ling Tian Sect in batches, and raised his eyebrows quite proudly, feeling that he had the potential to be a generation of grandmasters of the Founding Sect.
Then even if they have discussed how to arrange this group of monsters, they can move on to the next important topic.
-- Study the video of the destruction of the imperial capital provided by Zhu Kaishan.
This is done by finding a multi-purpose screening room in the hotel for staff training, and then taking out drinks, snacks, ultra-comfortable leather sofas and fully charged solar generators from the space...... Oh yes, with an old driver and hoarder like Du Ling, how can he be out of power.
It's true that I don't bother to explain so I don't give it to others.
Then the young couple can enjoy the disaster blockbuster in the comfort of their own theater.
Although the feeling of watching is still a mess, even if the environmental factors are made relaxed and happy, it can't save the heaviness of the broadcast content, but Du Ling can at least be close to Xiao Lijian openly this time, and gain a sense of security from the straight shoulders of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, so that he will not sink into the abyss of despair with the picture.
…… Human life is like a mustard.
No matter how painful Du Ling said, in fact, he had never watched the chaos of the end times in such detail.
In his previous life, he said that he had been struggling for a long time in the last days, but as a material merchant who did not lack materials and awakened his "strange ability", except for the escape that did not leave much impression at the beginning, he basically hid in his comfort nest and ran a small black market that was not too black-hearted, and he did not really face much chaos - for death and ruin, it was more hearsay numbers and some brain supplements.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have been overconfident because he had killed a few mutant beasts in the early days, and was finally instigated by the traitor to embark on that dead end.
Or don't think about how to play a good hand of cards in your last life, stupid to your own good, sad.
Du Ling shook his head, trying to draw his attention back from the memories that were evoked, and then he noticed that at some point, Xiao Li's big hand with a sword callus in his palm had covered the back of his hand, and it was not closed, but just gently put it on, passing on a comfortable temperature.
Yu Guang took a look, and the fairy face was still the same cold and upright attitude, and he was concentrating on studying the content of the video without squinting.
But it is the warmth of such a serious person's inadvertent display that makes people even more excited.
Du Ling suddenly had the real feeling that he was indeed in love, and then his old face turned red, turned his head like a burning ass, and firmly glued his gaze to the screen - now looking at the other party's perfect side face and thinking about it, it's really not the right time!
Thanks to myself for turning off all the lights for the projection effect before, at least I can let a qiē slowly calm down in the dark.
Suddenly awakened to the girl's heart, the brain lacks enough CPU to analyze information, and Du Ling only mechanically allows his eyes to follow the relatively easily recognizable individuals in the picture.
First of all, a beautiful girl in a pure white dress - the most typical tragedy in the last days, the girl was pushed to the monster behind her by her boyfriend who trusted and relied on her wholeheartedly, just to fight for a little more life for herself, but with tears on her face and distorted expression, he only lived for less than ten seconds before he was swallowed into the stomach of the same demonic body, and made the same fate as the girl who was betrayed by him;
Then there was a big truck that was out of control, and the young driver in the cockpit had a colorful killer hairstyle, shouting that Lao Tzu was bitten anyway, and he had to pull a few pads before mutating! The truck crashed into the surging corpse tide as if he were dead, and no one knows whether he woke up to the fact that maybe the bite was not an infection, and whether he regretted it or not, but he did win a few seconds of respite for the person running in front;
Then there was a young man in a traffic police uniform, who stood in front of the road that must be taken to escape, and stuck to his post to evacuate traffic, so that the panicked drivers would not be blocked to death. When Zhu Kaishan's car drove past him, he deliberately gave a close-up of the ordinary but noble face.
Du Ling remembered that the last time he watched it, he had a deep memory of this scene, and he knew that he would turn another corner and go to the front of the Demon Management Bureau building, where there was a particularly capable tiger captain and a hidden bony boss lady, and the film crew who couldn't carry it on his shoulders and his combat effectiveness successfully met, and finally stood out from the ordinary fleeing people, and started the mode of fighting monsters in an effort to fight out of the encirclement.
But it's also rare, the wild boar spirits didn't even think about hiding in the demon management bureau building for refuge, just heard Wang Laohu shout a few words of teleportation spells were blocked and we were killed, so they really turned around and joined the resistance front.
Zhu Kaishan's hand was about to pick up a weapon, so the whole video ended here.
Speaking of which, why did they end up using running people to fight monsters? What about cars?
Du Ling still remembers that Zhu Kaishan relied on selling himself and the Emperor of Heaven's gossip ratings once exploded, and after the department's bonus was issued, he changed the film crew to a seven-seater SUV.
It's better to reinforce the car with some spells than to fight hand-to-hand with the demon......
Then Du Ling began to wonder when Zhu Kaishan and his party got off the car, and when he escaped, who were the companions around him?
It's obviously a full video, but none of it was filmed, you must know that this is a gross film, not the so-called documentary that has been carefully edited and artistically reprocessed.
Wait - clip?!
"Ahh
Du Ling suddenly understood the origin of that sense of disobedience.
The first few dozen minutes of this video are all real and reliable, so that people are inertial and do not doubt the final jump.
But unreasonable is unreasonable, this video may be real and reliable every minute and second, but it itself has been processed with ulterior motives - it has been re-spliced!
The plot of the whole video is very coherent, and the splicing is also very skillful, but this is precisely where the flaw lies: since it can't be done seamlessly, it is better to deliberately create a few shutdown black screens to win people's trust to be more realistic.
Now that such a sloppy finished product is made, even if the viewer is not a senior Internet addict like Du Ling who is amused by picking and worrying about goofs, it is estimated that he can find clues after watching it a few more times.
This is not like the inherent level of Zhu Kaishan's old fritters......
But why did he do this?