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CHAPTER 63 HOWOLDAREYOU
"The hell is just right—ahhh," Du Ling tried to swallow back the words in his heart: "It's an emergency, I didn't expect that teleportation array to be activated so quickly!" ”
Then he fell into the pit he had just dug~
The thousand worries of this wise man, master, are really not wasted!
And it happened at this time, it was just an arrow N eagle, Du Ling, who was worried that he had no excuse to slip away, was overjoyed, and Mei Zizi thought that this meant that God didn't want him to tell the truth now (question, isn't God already burping).
"Let's take a walk, let's take the captives-Look, Master Zhang, we do have other important things to do, so don't be afraid of difficulties, the organization is optimistic about you!"
Before leaving, he didn't forget to let go of his mouth to find a place, but the result was that he didn't shake off his tail, and he had to take the young woman to enter the men's toilet together.
…… Although the inner part of this place has been activated by the phantom array and even his mother can't recognize it, Du Ling still feels a little pain in his stomach, who made this place have a more gorgeous and dazzling W.C sign hanging on the golden exterior wall?
So that's what matters to your old age?
Arrange the public toilet as the landscape outside your own mountain gate, is this to prepare the toilet to be as warm as home?
Zhang Jing didn't want to speak, and threw over a disdainful look that looked perverted.
Du Ling scratched his chin, wanting to say that he could actually explain it, but it was all because there was no choice!
The mana of the Phantom Array is enough, but the Illusory Array also requires a detailed 3D imagination, and the textbook doesn't remind him of it - as a result, he will be able to remember so many scenes clearly, and if he doesn't change the mountain gate, he can only turn into his own small broken rental house or the convenience store where the Emperor of Heaven fought.
Anyway, those who become big things are not informal, and it would be good to be able to confuse the enemy and make them think that the coordinates of the passage are wrong.
And this scene is good for making up a reasonable storyline to arrest the intruder.
As the owner of the Phantom Array, sensing that the intruder was bypassing the second row of pits for the third thousand and eight hundredth times, and was about to walk in front of his group, Du Ling hurriedly made a gesture, reminding everyone to show at least the acting skills of the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Cheng Dù, and make sure that the other party thought that he really happened to break into the Ling Tian Sect's mountain protection maze, instead of being trapped by the pit at the original destination.
In a word, it is important to let the other party take care of the loss and have no bottom in his heart.
In this way, unless you meet the master who wants to eat people like the black snake before, it is very likely that you will fool the other party and get useful information.
The dense grass rustled with a 100% simulated reproduction of the Phantom Array, and the intruder looked very cautious, and did not immediately appear after noticing that someone was blocking the way, but it did not seem to have the intention of preemptively engaging in an encounter.
So Du Ling put on a posture and simply raised his voice and asked, "Which friend is trespassing on the Ling Tian Sect Mountain Gate?" Get your name now! ”
The huge shrub, which was obviously hiding something, shook even more, and it was even possible to directly count how many people were there, and what color of their robes they were.
It's just that he is still dying and trying to cover his face, looking cowardly and pitiful.
But who knows if this is a trick by cunning enemies to trick them into letting their guard down? Xiao Li, who had always turned a blind eye to the verbal dispute between Du Ling and Zhang Jing, and let them mess around, raised his sword eyebrows, suddenly released his momentum, and drew his sword out of its sheath-
His action is more useful than Du Ling saying that no amount of incisions will be useful.
At least the masses behind the bushes with quails were really afraid, and immediately rushed out in a hurry, shouting as they rolled and crawled:
"My lord spares his life, it's his own people, his own people!!"
Who TNND and you bunch of waste wood are their own people!
Du Ling reflexively rolled his eyes and spit out, and then he reacted, among this group of tattered and miserable unlucky people, there were really a few people who could barely be regarded as his own.
"--How could it be your ??!?"
Among the "intruders" rolling at their feet were several familiar faces, such as one in a straw skirt (?). A tiger that looks like a green pig's head injected with several tons of water, or a fake old man who looks like he was beaten by his family after scamming the elderly on the street......
When the layer of green stuff on the body of Wang Laohu, who was lying on the corpse, was windless, it shook off to the ground and turned into a slender long-haired woman, and it directly made up most of the relationship between Du Ling's demons.
Judging from the previous impressions, these can really be said to be friendly forces, even Xiao Li first restrained his murderous aura with the tip of his sword pointing down, and made a peaceful gesture - of course, in fact, the vigilance that should be vigilant, the vigilance that should be vigilant, did not relax in the slightest.
is willing to leave them room for self-defense, not so much that Xiao Li believes that Wang Laohu and others are demons, but rather that they judge that their strength is not good and they can't set off too much storm.
On the other hand, Du Ling squinted and carefully distinguished that the other few gray-headed and dirty faces could not even distinguish between male and female in front and behind, and they seemed to be regular members of a certain pit daddy film crew.
But usually the aura is not harmonious, and he doesn't remember who his name is.
This personnel composition, how do you look at it, how does it not look like the advance force of the villain BOSS, could it be that there is a lot of thunder and rain? Du Ling muttered in his heart.
Later, the words of these youkai who thought that they had finally escaped alive and could rest assured seemed to prove this judgment.
Du Ling's initial idea of squatting in front of the Blood Sacrifice Teleportation Array to guard the relevant people was frustrated, and his wise man had a thousand thoughts, but he didn't consider that the people who used the teleportation array might not know its origin at all.
From the complaints of these difficult people's monsters, it can be known that they know that the teleportation spell has become unstable after the catastrophe (it is said that there is a rich X generation in the demon management bureau who wants to use the teleportation charm to escape back to the family mansion, but in the envious eyes of their cadres, half of the bloody hula qi is left...... Fortunately, it was a gecko into a spirit, and maybe there was still a life. But he didn't know the truth that this formation was anchored by the blood sacrifice, and he didn't know who arranged it.
In fact, they will enter this formation channel, which is completely a desperate coincidence.
The so-called tragic situation of the last days that Du Ling and the others saw was just the tip of the iceberg, and the depressed but orderly Mozhou City could even be said to be a paradise compared to the imperial capital!
Just as the change of the celestial phase does not occur in only one place, the strange horizontal earthquake did not only occur in the Daqing Mountains, and the destruction of the earthquake is only the beginning, and what is even more terrifying is the black miasma gushing out of those huge bottomless cracks......
It turned out that Du Ling imagined that the emperor had countless powers in the Demon Management Bureau, and maybe it was the base camp of the boss behind the scenes, and regarded it as a row of high-risk asterisks at the last level of the dungeon, but he didn't expect that the heart of the motherland had already fallen into a chaotic hell.
In the face of tens of millions of demonized monsters that are irrational and only know how to keep devouring, no matter how high your mana is, there is only one way to escape.
However, whether it was the spell of flying to the sky and the earth, or the original immortal path network that extended in all directions, it completely failed after the catastrophe of heaven and earth.
There is no signal on the mobile phone, and the communication letter sent out will only turn around in confusion and cannot find the target, and no one can contact anyone unless they meet face-to-face. The public communication system of the entire demon clan is even more paralyzed than the paralyzed human society that relies on the power of science and technology.
Of course, modern goblins who have never tried this kind of situation are also panicking.
It was overwhelming, and there were mutated monsters who didn't recognize the six relatives and just wanted to eat meat, so their group of moldy demons who could move their mouths and hands relied on Wang Laohu, who was the first to encounter, and fled all the way under the escort of this field combat power, and finally the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, and before all the cultivation was exhausted and fell into the mouth of the zombie, they encountered an effective teleportation array......
There are more and more monsters left behind, and there is no bone left, and there is still a 50% chance of survival when entering the teleportation array, and it is already obvious what the answer will be chosen by a group of people.
As for the next, it's the unspeakable story of them and the phantom array.
“…… His grandmother has a leg, and my old pig can be regarded as a person who has experienced Resident Evil, and after the interview and a friendly handshake half an hour ago, he turned his head and pounced on us with green fangs to gnaw on our two tons of meat...... I'm not afraid to hold my teeth. ”
The first of the demons to ease their breath was Zhu Kaishan, a wild boar spirit who was inconspicuous and always smiling flatteringly. Probably the thick fat layer is high defense, and the various wounds on his body are estimated to be able to reach all his companions, but he didn't shed much blood, and he was a good pig again.
This pig is strong as he speaks, digging and digging in his arms, and actually pulls out a video camera!
"This is my old pig's natal magic weapon, gambling on the precious picture left by the dignity of the news person, after watching it, don't continue to stare at us with cold eyes......"
It is really worthy of an old hob meat practiced in the red dust, unlike a certain Geng Zhi tiger who fainted to death as soon as he saw Xiao Li, Zhu Kaishan didn't think that he could win the trust of the other party by nodding his head before.
In fact, the existence of the Demon Management Bureau is equivalent to the monsters bypassing the heavenly court and establishing themselves as kings, and their official demon status is not a plus point that can win the favor of the Emperor of Heaven at all, plus now that the world has changed greatly, they know each other's roots, but it is more likely to be considered that the trouble of submission is not good to be cleaned up.
And if the sixth sense, which helped him escape from the fire and frying several times, was not wrong, this mortal emperor, who had always been considered to be a good person, seemed to be ...... The cultivation is profound.
Thinking of this, the smile on Zhu Kaishan's face became more flattering, and his posture was lower.
Which song is sung on which mountain, and the three human beings on the opposite side, led by the Emperor of Heaven (?) The monks are all neatly dressed and full of spirit, and they are much better than them no matter how they look, and if they can hug their thighs, they still have to work hard.
I was quite tired of this pig essence's old and sophisticated oil slippery watch, but Xiao Li didn't say anything, just a very casual hook of his hand, and he steadily sucked the high-end camera that could not be seen whether it had been refined or not, but which could definitely be worth the monthly salary of ordinary people.
It can be regarded as confirming the guesses of the demons about whether his strength has recovered from the side.
Look at this understatement of Liwei technology, and then look at the audience who dare not pant and dare not raise their heads, this forced pretending must be given full marks!
Du Ling, who was standing beside him, took the initiative to be the little brother after a sound evaluation in his heart, took the camera and began to call up the video - no way, Xiao Li's little pear is a mountain man who has just played with the fool-style touch screen for a long time, if he fiddles with it a few times and finds that it won't work, then it will be a shame.
In the end, it can be called the destiny by Zhu Kaishan, and the escape did not forget the high-end goods in his arms, this small professional camera is not comparable to those thousands of bargains in terms of lens quality and projection function. As the playback button fell, the sound and light images projected by the small machine instantly brought everyone back to that moment full of panic and despair.
The high-definition graphics and built-in microphone record all the details of the escape sequence, and if those humans who were infected and controlled by the demonic qi were not eliminated in the first place, then through guò continued to devour other creatures, what a twisted and deformed, chilling and terrifying monster it could grow, Du Ling finally confirmed with his own eyes.
A few of the little monsters who were once again immersed in the scene even exclaimed, and they didn't dare to look at the projection screen in a group.
It seems that these ordinary monsters who have lived in peace for a long time have not adapted to the so-called end times more than humans because they can use spells, let alone hope that it will last for a long time.
In this way, the two sides finally have a real possibility of cooperation.
With this judgment, Du Ling had already nodded secretly in his heart, planning to pull this group of familiar demons into the gang, but he still had a few more meaningful questions on his lips: "It looks very real, but now that the development of the blind method is advancing rapidly, how can you judge that this is not an illusion created by you with new technology in order to win our trust?" With the camera with you, you're clearly a good player. ”
In fact, this is a bit of a strong argument, after all, he knows the true destination of the portal, and it is impossible for Zhu Kaishan and the others to prepare in advance for the hypothesis of "infiltrating the Ling Tian Sect to gain trust".
Unless in the preset script, these monsters can encounter another fixed "greeter" as soon as they come out of the teleportation array, the possibility of intentional acting is not established.
Even if it were true, it wouldn't be so flexible.
didn't know at all that this was Du Ling making it difficult for people to elevate his own status, and Zhu Kaishan, who was asked to prove himself, couldn't even maintain that ugly smile.
The matter of improving the blind method several times, or is it a merit table that he can be qualified for the position of the captain of the second brigade, once boasting about it everywhere, but now it is considered to lift a stone to shoot himself in the foot? But God is pitiful, the demon clan has not advanced enough to be able to make movies with large-scale illusions......
Zhu Kaishan was dumbfounded for a while and didn't answer, so much so that Du Ling, who originally just wanted him to swear loyalty to the sky, couldn't get off the stage, but fortunately, at this time, Manniang suddenly interjected and begged:
"If you still suspect our intentions, this ...... Dao Chief, you can ask Emperor Haotian to take action and test the little woman's sincerity, I just ask you to raise your noble hand and allow the overlord to recuperate here--he has consumed too much in order to protect us useless ghosts who are not good at fighting, and the situation is really bad......"
Even though the classical beauty in green has messy hair, she also has a gentle and mournful softness, and her soft and pleading posture makes Du Ling feel that he has become a bully villain.
Looking at my old friend Wang Laohu again, I got it, and I was really angry......
Du Xiaoye touched his nose embarrassedly, this is fortunately, Manniang They don't know that they are the old and mature bird parrot Kanye, otherwise they will definitely capsize the boat in minutes and jump up to pluck him.
After thinking about it, he took out a bottle of spirit pill from his arms and threw it over, and raised his small chin casually: "It's just that the spiritual energy consumption is too much, just feed him this Pei Yuan Pill to replenish it." ”
――Well, the imitation of the language style of the master can definitely give a full score, and he is not afraid of pride.
In fact, it's not just Wang Laohu, these fleeing demons are all in a state of malaise, but Du Ling is too generous because he is unwilling to come up.
He was satisfied to see that Manniang opened the seal and took the pill without asking, and after smelling the refreshing danxiang, he was obviously refreshed, but he did not take it himself, but broke the big mouth of his companion who had passed out and poured it into it.
Tsk, this pair of old goblins really has JQ.
Although Wang Laohu did not wake up after taking the little blue bottle, his whole state improved significantly, and his face was a little bloody. After a while, he gradually shrank into a small clump of tiger cubs, and was carefully carried into his arms by the low-hearted Manniang.
“…… After all, it hurt the roots, but since I can transform into shapes, I can slowly recuperate, and I can rest assured. Touching the furry back of the "little" tiger, Manniang finally showed a smile with a bit of reassurance.
She straightened her figure and gave Du Ling a blessing very solemnly: "I also want to thank this immortal for his reconstruction." ”
Du Ling, who was coveting Wang Laohu and such a cute childhood, hurriedly dodged, and then got off the donkey down the slope and was moved by the scene that made people want to hold the torch high, and then accepted the appearance of the demons surrendering:
"Wait for a while, come with me, you-"
Speaking of which, Du Ling, who played a master and flew up, suddenly got stuck.
So far, the two sides seem to have reached a consensus, although they haven't caught the tail of the person behind the scenes, but they can get information about the real situation in the imperial capital, and there is a group of monsters who are suspected of being able to unite as the little brother reserve, and it seems that the harvest is also satisfactory.
However, there is one last problem that remains unresolved, and that is ......
Over here!
Here!!
The land they are on is not the real Ling Tian Sect Mountain Gate?!
Fooling people and fooling themselves forgot to set -