Chapter 54 Oh, I can't stand the chatter

Of course, in order to urge the Taoist to correct his cultivation attitude and give a lesson, Xiao Li naturally couldn't really put him in a small black room without asking or hearing about it when Du Ling was in such a stormy situation and Du Ling was being targeted by someone in the Demon Management Bureau.

Therefore, before the completion of "Three Hundred Crooked Wet Articles of Du Ziling's Black House", it was a bird Hansan who reappeared in the rivers and lakes.

The first thing I did when I came out was to find out who was so pitiful, and to find out all the sins that Kanye had created dozens of years ago.

On the surface, this is an unfortunate unexpected chain effect, and the beginning of the first qiē starts with Sun Xiaoshun's big trouble in the chicken nest (crossed out) - Deputy Director Qi's private cave mansion:

Although Du Ling did not stay at the scene to watch the excitement in order to transfer Dr. Zanghu later, the situation at that time was good, and it was the elite operators of the Dragon Group who went through twists and turns to break into the enemy's interior and caught the criminal evidence that the careerist Qi Fengyu wantonly expanded the race and tried to provoke a fight between the demon race and the human race; It's not nice to say, that is, to make a big fuss about the problem of a little realgar wine, not to mention the offense from the executive deputy director of the Demon Control Bureau to the peer-level colleague (Wang Laohu) of the arrest brigade, and also have a bad attitude to intimidate the innocent demon people, at least a punishment for excessive law enforcement must be given.

The so-called snake fight does not die but suffers from it, although the appointment and dismissal of the high-level personnel of the Demon Management Bureau depends on the background and forces, but the most important thing is to look at the cultivation, and although Qi Fengyu's conspiracy is exposed, he has not cultivated and fallen and has not lost his family power, so although many rights at hand are restricted, the position of the executive deputy director of Comrade Pheasant Spirit will not be lost.

If he doesn't lose his position, then it's time for Sun Xiaoshun, a second fool who only relies on his enthusiasm, to be unlucky.

After the meritorious deeds were rewarded, he was stuffed with a pair of small shoes, and the leader said that Comrade Sun Xiao is good everywhere, but the response is not flexible enough, so you should go to the archives to sit for a while and learn the advanced experience of your predecessors.

With such a fluttering sentence, an excellent front-line soldier was swept into the pile of old papers and eaten ashes.

However, Sun Xiaoshun really deserves to be the first righteous and law-abiding comrade in the goblin world, and unlike his own troublemaker ancestor who made him unhappy, he really regarded every word of the leader as a guideline, and sincerely read and sorted out those expired files.

Sorting it out, I found that in the forgotten old version of the evil demon record, there was a figure that looked very familiar:

Demon Archive N0.09737

Name: Kanye (first commonly used pseudonym)

Species: Sunflower cockatoos

Cultivation: The early stage of transformation

Summary of characteristics: Good at verbal fraud, rumor-mongering, unfair trade, interfering in the lives of mortals and causing social panic,

It is common to deceive people close to them to carry out the criminal process on their behalf or to become their backers.

Danger level: Special B level (cultivation is not strong enough, but there is great danger to the demon-human co-prosperity and stability policy)

Crime Record: ......

Okay, this is just a little bit of a sit, you can sit down directly, and the 66th generation grandson of the jealous and hateful Great Sage immediately remembered that a certain mortal owner was innocently killed by lightning, and now he has mixed into the throne of the Heavenly Emperor, and in the demon seed incident, he showed off a parrot with the ability to make up nonsense that deceived the dead and did not pay for his life.

Although they have experienced the twists and turns together, after the undercover and anti-undercover demon incidents, Sun Xiaoshun and Du Ling can be regarded as WeChat friends with each other, but does this little face-saving friendship work in the selfless Wei Guangzheng of the real iron face?

Answer: It doesn't matter.

So the one who kidnapped the luck of the mortal 'Du Ling', and also deceived the Emperor of Heaven and the high-level of the Demon Management Bureau, although his cultivation was regressive, but he mastered alchemy, so the more dangerous veteran wanted criminal Kanye was pulled out by a pair of fiery eyes of the Sun police officer who can shine anywhere with gold, and then reported it to the righteous murderer.

"a dead monkey, we're all friends!!" The bird let loose his claws and recorded the angry howl as a WX message, and then received a second back prompt: You are not a friend of the other party, are you ......

Heheda, I also dragged the master to the black.

Du Ling immediately decided that this kind of person who poured cement in his brain should not care about him, anyway, he couldn't understand the dark side of explaining the unspoken rules and politics to him, so it was better to put PLAY and not be idle.

However, Wang Laohu and Manniang can explain, and by the way, they can also inquire about the news and see what ordinary monsters and the public think about the overwhelming wanted notices.

Du Ling felt that in order to cover his windfall, he hadn't been in the circle for a few months, which was really undeserved, otherwise he wouldn't have been left behind by the tide of the times, and he was scared half to death by the official notice without hearing any rumors.

Although Xiao Lizi learned to play politics and got himself on parole, will this affect the image of his glorious and great ...... in the minds of the little brother reservists?

As a result, everyone has their own careers to be busy, and no one takes the wanted warrant on the official website seriously.

To put it more bluntly, it is like the official government homepage with ultra-low update frequency and ugly, the bulletin board with dead mosquitoes sandwiched in the reflective glass, and the A4 black-and-white printed notice on the elevator door that is often torn by human hand...... Stuff like that, only stakeholders will look at it carefully, even Du Ling himself, isn't it?

If he hadn't wanted to find out how the Demon Management Bureau was going to use the Transformation Pill Fang that he had purchased with a lot of money, he wouldn't have remembered to go to the official website for eight hundred years.

Anyway, no one will break into the door and arrest him to make roast birds, so thinking that Du Ling's IQ that was wanted before was also turned back, and Xiao Li began to have leisure and sighed that Mo Weitian was really scheming: he pinched the storage of the Transformation Pill tightly, and it was estimated that he was planning to play a big game. As a cutting-edge demon clan powerhouse, this ambitious deputy director still has a shallow foundation, and he can take the opportunity to absorb a large number of vassals.

“…… No wonder the buyout contract is signed so simply, it is estimated that he is afraid of long nights and dreams, and would rather pay out of his own pocket to make up for the points than get Danfang first. It's no wonder that I was hung on the wall, the alchemy master or something, it is definitely the treasure of the town and mountain that the emerging forces dream of~" The parrot was very shameless and boastful, and the top of his head shook into a tender yellow chrysanthemum.

However, he did not wronged Mo Weitian, although the matter of being wanted by the old accounts was ostensibly a coincidence promoted by Qi Fengyu's forces, but if it were not for Deputy Director Mo to turn a blind eye, it would be impossible for everyone to make a fuss.

"Just alarmist and no real action, I guess even if he betrays me, but what is the purpose of this half-la-la? It's not that the young master is too stupid to see through such a clumsy trick, and he will wait for him to wave his favorability skyrocketing. "Smash your mouth, and Du Ling is left with this puzzled.

"It's testing me." Xiao Li's words solved the puzzle, and the answer was simple but convincing.

Compared to a half-hung alchemist who has just barely been able to transform and does not know how to lift, for the ambitious and rising demon, it is indeed Xiao Li, the newly appointed "Lord of the Heavenly Court", who is more worthy of attention, if he can test his character and bottom line through some small things, it is really a profitable business.

"Oh." Du Ling nodded his little head clearly: "It's a good idea, but it's useless." ”

It's still the same thing as provoking the uselessness theory, his "life experience" of this synthetic demon is too weird, and the general brain circuits can't guess the truth, and revealing his old bottom will certainly not play a role in tempting Xiao Li.

After all, the debt is not right, and Du Ling is not responsible for what Kanye did.

Thinking about it like this, there is really no burden at all, and the only thing that can still make Du Ling a little uncomfortable is the bad feeling from Sun Xiaoshun, the great hero of the salvation of the world in his previous life, but the bird master was not a star chaser in the first place, and now he is hugging the authentic golden thighs with higher purity, and he doesn't care about the little affection that the backbone members of the dragon group have for themselves.

And maybe the end times won't come...... Pinching his fingers, there is still half a year before the disaster that fell apart in his previous life, and Du Ling finally paid attention to this menstrual topic again:

- Will the end of the world come?

This is really a good question, it stands to reason that a Dao sect like the Ling Tian Sect is orthodox, and it seems that the heirs should be able to pinch and calculate, not to mention that Xiao Li is still the master of the serious Heavenly Court with the title of 'Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Mystic Law Tongming Emperor', so he should have some sense of whether the Heavenly Dao is operating normally.

But the actual situation is that if you are not good at it, you are not good at it, and what is sealed is what is sealed, and they have to rely on the intelligence of the inside line of the Demon Management Bureau or folk rumors to infer clues.

That is, in order to monitor whether there are any abnormal phenomena in various places, the actual combat effectiveness of the little demons under the Ling Tian faction is unknown, but they first have the number of the information combat unit, and His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor, who once did not eat fireworks in the world, has also become a generation of Internet addicted youth.

#说多了都是泪. #

But sometimes, no message is a message in itself.

At least in Xiao Li's opinion, he himself is indeed not good at divination, or because it is closely related to his fate, it is normal for the Heavenly Plane to be obscured, but he borrowed the cultivation to try to communicate with the Heavenly Court, and his attempts to call the star official failed, so there is definitely a problem.

"I said a long time ago that there was something wrong with those star officials, but you still don't believe it." As a once-in-a-lifetime proponent of conspiracy theories, Du Ling shrugged his wings with a human touch.

"There is no disbelief." Reaching out to flick the silly hair on the top of his head, and then pinching the tips of his soft wings, Xiao Li sighed silently in his heart.

In fact, those old star officials who stayed in the Heavenly Court to maintain its basic operation had different intentions, and the speculation of rejecting him, the newly ascended so-called Heavenly Emperor, was the better of all possibilities. I am afraid that the heavenly way of this world is running and the reincarnation of spiritual energy is really at the end of the road, so that those so-called "star officials" whose physical bodies have long been decayed and only the primordial gods are left cannot support it.

Not responding to his call is not unwillingness, but the inability to respond or even the dissipation at all...... Xiao Li's worries were never about his subordinates betraying and betraying, but about the end of the whole world.

But there is no need to explain this kind of worry to Du Ling in detail, anyway, this little thing that believes in the victory of man over heaven must not be understood, this is not only a matter of pattern, but more importantly, he is an idle person who accidentally entered the Tao, Xiao Li does not want Du Ling and Heavenly Court to be contaminated with too much cause and effect, and bear additional responsibilities.

Although perhaps from the moment he got a second life, that knot could not be untied......

I didn't understand Xiao Li's extraordinarily heavy intentions, but I only felt that I was being touched and pinched, and the bird master shook his feathers, and jumped backwards to dodge.

He remembered that he had been tricked!

And when he is in human form, he pretends to be shy, and when he is in bird form, he moves his hands and feet so naturally, hum, hypocrisy, and does not touch it!

"Anyway, there is no progress, so it is better to respond to all changes with the same, and improving your own strength is the last word, so master, I will go and refine a few furnaces of spirit pills to reserve it?" Du Ling quietly moved towards the window and cautiously tentatively said.

Although it's not fun to rub small mud pills while using cultivation to make a fire, you can gain a sense of accomplishment, and it's better than continuing to hold your farts in a small dark room.

"Hmm......" Lord Heavenly Emperor, who had already been labeled as a fake serious, muttered, and the topic returned to the most troublesome matter of Du Ling's cultivation without progress.

Originally, he wanted Du Ling to completely turn the demon pill left by Kanye into his own use, so that at least he had the capital to protect himself, but it turned out to involve a bunch of concerns.

The difficulty in this aspect also made Xiao Li subconsciously think of the unbreakable cultivation lock on his body, all the meridians were unimpeded, and he could run the qi machine and use the spell, but the inner mansion was sealed, as if he did not have zài, he could not absorb and store the aura independently......

Is it a superb method that is not mentioned in the records of the Heavenly Court's sect? Or is something already happening, but the people in the game can't notice it?

Or is it just a coincidence?

But all practitioners know that there are no real coincidences in this world, and that there must be at least one "cause" that can be traced back to a "effect" that has already occurred.

I also want to insist on using the mismatch between the human soul and the demon body to explain the stagnation of Du Ling's cultivation, which is not appropriate.

Although he always complained that he couldn't adapt to the meridians of birds, and he always laughed at himself for being stupid and not being able to open his mind, it was not material for cultivation, but Xiao Li knew that Du Ling was actually very thorough and spiritual, and it could definitely be said that he had a relationship with the immortal path. Otherwise, it would be impossible to cooperate with him to run the Double Cultivation Technique without knowing anything about it, let alone draw talismans to cast spells, and even mix and refine a new pill.

So what was it that interfered with Du Ling's spiritual path?

Didn't care about Du Ling's musings as acquiescence, happily slipped through the window, Xiao Li, who didn't want to put this problem anymore, tightened his eyebrows, and investigated the suspicious things little by little.

In fact, it is not difficult to predict, there are a lot of strange things on Du Ling, but tracing back to the source, all of them should be in the Taoyuan space brought by his ancestral jade talisman.

And that was a fragment of the mortal world that was broken by the Heavenly Court......

Heavenly Court, Heavenly Court——

Thinking of this flash of inspiration, Xiao Lizheng felt that he had vaguely caught the tail of the heavenly machine, and suddenly the mountains shook for a while! The furniture in the room was so staggered that even he himself was almost unsteady because he didn't belong to his mind.

Earthquake?

But what kind of earthquake can affect the Ling Tian Sect's mountain protection array-

Calm down, Xiao Li no longer wasted time taking a long detour, he learned to support Du Ling's window edge, and turned out in a chic manner.

When his feet hit the ground, and before he could concentrate on what was happening, he was pounced on his face by a white flower.

Removing the panicked Du Ling from his face, and giving Shun Mao a cry and laughter, Xiao Li heard the muttering that was stuck in his throat:

“………… Sure enough, there is nothing in this world that you don't talk about...... Little pear, you see we just said this, the end of the day it said Cao Cao Cao Cao has arrived!! ”

Seeing that Du Ling still had the heart to play tricks, Xiao Li shook his head helplessly, and then began to pay attention to what was happening, his sense of the operation of the Heavenly Dao was still blank......

Wrong!

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