Chapter 53 There are always people who want to harm me

After a night of catching up on sleep in a sky-high honeymoon suite, life is unexpectedly peaceful.

The negotiators of the Demon Management Bureau seem to have a lot of work ethic, and they didn't tell the brothers on the road that someone used Danfang to knock out a huge sum of money in the bureau - of course, it may also be that Du is too shallow-eyed, and he thinks that he has made a lot of money, but in fact, it is not worth mentioning at all in the eyes of others.

Anyway, the matter of the Transformation Pill seems to be a hammer deal, and it is impossible to see if there is any aftermath for the time being, at least at the moment, there is not even a splash of water. Du Ling even cautiously lurked in the circle of friends of Wang Laohu and others for a long time, but he didn't even see a marginal topic......

Is it the bureaucratic style that is still going through the procedures, or is Mo Weitian secretly detaining other plans?

Du Ling also couldn't figure it out, but he knew at least one other point, that is, he couldn't spend it anymore if he was so rich, he had to burn his hair!

Money is a thing, it is only money when it is spent, and it can only be counted as paper when it is piled up at home!

It's also a waste paper that is too hard to wipe your buttocks......

If you put it in the bank and don't take it out, it's even worse, and once the electronic instrument is scrapped, there is no waste paper......

In the end, the bird master was still worried about the end of the world when the social order was completely collapsed, so although any fixed deposit interest could be a huge amount of money that he had never seen in his previous life, he still resisted the small peasant consciousness and decided to buy and buy it happily.

Anyway, even if the end of the world really doesn't come to the appointment, the human social and economic order is normal, and the Ling Tian Sect Mountain Gate needs to spend a lot of effort to modernize.

Du Ling searched for information while supporting the kidney board, and at the same time did not hesitate to splash ink to make a list:

With so many mouths up and down and no farming, you have to buy food, right?

Well, rice, flour, grains, vegetables, fish, and meat are all one or twenty tons of it first - live animals will be exempted, and Du Ling is really afraid that a few mature people will not be able to eat it.

However, it is not sustainable to sit on the mountain, so what seeds, fertilizers, farm tools, machinery, and expert instructors must also be bought, right?

Well, the last item is crossed out, buying and selling human beings is a felony in China, and it is better to buy some books and CDs to be self-taught.

Mr. Du, a nouveau riche sits in a three-Michelin-starred restaurant full of pressure, eating exquisite dishes with huge cost performance and dislikes the tongue of foreign gourmets.

Forget it, the brain is wide open and the second god is possessed, this master still whispers It's a pity that the Chinese government does not allow private arms trading, otherwise before the Taoist art is successful, it is very lethal to get a few big truckloads of machine gun fire and arrows!

Think about your cultivation that has risen a little and retreated by three points so far, the spells that are on par with Duan Xiaowangye, and the second-hand demon pill that is generally tattered when 502 sticks up...... The bird master painfully made Xizi to hold his heart, and raised his hand to add many tons of reinforced concrete prefabricated slabs.

Even so, I still feel dissatisfied, and I feel that unless I can smuggle some U235 non-civilian equipment from Lao Maozi, no amount of money can buy a sense of security.

It was also a shame that the head of the house sitting across from him didn't care, and didn't seem to think that this design of building a stone wall outside the Sendai Pavilion was insulting to Sven.

Of course, it may also be that this immortal who came out of the ravine is shallow and can't imagine what kind of terrible style it will be when the World War II trenches + felons prison + classical fairy palace + Nanjie Village are mixed and matched......

It wasn't until Du Ling, who was so proud of himself that he was foaming at the stars, thought of recycling composting technology, that Xiao Li frowned slightly for the first time:

"No."

“…… Well, I'll tell you about it. was denied by such a serious and strict sù, in fact, he also knew that he was Du Ling, who was running a train with his mouth full, woke up, his eyes wandered, in fact, thinking about the smell of compost and dung, he also knew that it was impossible......

"The reincarnation of the five grains is indeed in line with the operation of the Heavenly Dao, but the success of the Demon Cultivation Ning Pill is like a human cultivator building a foundation, the dependence on ordinary food will be suddenly reduced, and the way of filth and dispersion is also different from that of mortals, and I only have a few people and a few birds and beasts in my whole door, where can I produce excrement as required for data design?"

Now Xiao Li is no longer so precious when he speaks (at least for Du Ling), and gradually reveals his upright and a little dull nature, but no matter how gentle his tone is, how sincere his intentions are, and how innocent his attitude is, he can't save the bird master's face that quickly turns green.

I'll just casually say boss, you really don't have to think so seriously!

What else is it to conform to the way of heaven and beg not to make trouble?

Why do you, a beautiful man with beautiful scenery, want to talk about how many Xiang you can pull in a month in a high-end restaurant?!

Bird's eyes watched the waiter who unfortunately passed by, and walked out in an S-shape very unscientifically, which was definitely clear!

Du Ling almost wanted to cover his face and escape from life - he admitted that it was his own pot to mention circular organic agriculture first, and it was never his fault that His Majesty the Emperor Dantian grabbed a certain flying point as soon as he came up!

Thinking that Xiao Li's frowning was not because he disliked the dirty and smelly septic tank built at the mountain gate, but because he was worried that everyone was too little to provide enough production materials for the system, Du Ling felt that the immortals were indeed immortals, and their nerves were too strong for mortal scum to reach.

Although the service staff of the high-end restaurant are all excellent, and he has a posture of being rude and disrespectful, he still sits on pins and needles: "Hahaha, don't make this kind of joke, it's not that you really plan to farm...... After the meal, let's go and buy the gifts for the little ones in the family - waiter, pay the bill! ”

At this time, of course, Xiao Li was also from Du Ling's self-righteous display of the new black card, as for a certain little parrot who fled like a burning buttocks, what was the smile on the calm and handsome face of the Emperor of Heaven who followed him......

Alas, from the perspective of caring for the physical and mental health of rare small animals, we still don't want to delve into it.

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Anyway, after making such a big vote, Du Ling's trip can be regarded as a return to his hometown, and when he has shown enough, he honestly returns to the mountain and squats (not frightened by some stinky topics...... This! And when the astronomical numbers on the account are exchanged for all kinds of materials and transported in, whether it is Yangchun Baixue (specifically referring to Tibetan sauce) or Xia Riba people in the mountain gate, they will also return to their hearts, cultivate with peace of mind, and study and study.

Life seems to be perfectly returning to its original rhythm.

………… That's weird!!

"Damn, I'm waiting for Lao Tzu here! Turn your face and don't recognize people, this is to blacken the master?!! ”

The furious sunflower parrot flew in front of it with a wing, as if laughing at its mobile phone.

Just listened to the snap, the software has been upgraded for countless generations, and only the screen is always brittle, and Guo X, which has been frozen for a long time, has died like this, pouring a big scoop of hot oil on Du Ling's anger that has risen thirty feet high.

"Wipe - Lao Tzu's last inventory!!" When he came back to his senses, the assailant cried with his crushed mobile phone.

After the anger, he was sad, and he was so happy that he couldn't wait to beat a few rolls, but before this stupid bird could continue to go crazy, a cold and clear voice behind him sounded faintly, instantly freezing him to the ground.

"I secretly surfed the Internet while practicing." This is a declarative sentence, leaving no room for Du Ling to explain, and before the words fall, Xiao Li has already pushed the door in, and easily scooped up the parrot lying on the ground and pretending to be a dead bird to check.

Slender and powerful fingers shuttled back and forth in the warm bird feathers of white velvet, attracting subtle aura to spontaneously run along the meridians.

After a while, Xiao Li's look in a pair of cold eyes became a little more solemn:

There is no inch of progress in the realm of cultivation.

This should not happen at all, especially when he has retreated to the next best thing and let Du Ling temporarily take the pill for a quick success.

In fact, since Du Ling obtained the pile of medicinal materials with years in the Demon Management Bureau, he was ruthlessly closed in the alchemy room for a while, and successfully made a pill called "Spirit Pill" according to the old Danfang classics in the door.

This spirit pill is actually equivalent to a simplified version of Pei Yuan Dan and Ju Ling Pill, although many ingredients of heaven and earth treasures have been deleted, but eating one can quickly gather spiritual energy and fill the meridians, which is a good pill that can really play an auxiliary role in cultivation.

Even Xiao Li himself is using it - after he is under the body that is forbidden and locked by the star official, he can invoke the small amount of aura contained in it, Zhang Jing and those little demons have benefited a lot, how can it be that Du Ling himself has been in retreat for many days but has not made any progress?

Xiao Lizhong was even more worried, the combination of human soul and demon body might not be as optimistic as they imagined, but unless he found a clue to solve it, he didn't plan to put this kind of problem similar to a dead knot directly in front of Du Ling's eyes, so ......

Putting back Du Ling, who was pretending to be shy and struggling, he deliberately frowned and looked at the source of all evil that had broken into a spider web: "It seems that I should also go and ask Mr. Hu how to isolate the network signal in a targeted manner, so as to save you every distraction." ”

"Don't ......!! Ah, "As a dead house that was most afraid of hearing that there was no Internet, Du Ling directly screamed out loud, and then realized that his overreaction was very suspicious.

“…… That、This phone is really, really the last stock! It doesn't matter if you don't have to go online, haha, I can't play with my phone anyway - there is no mobile phone hidden in the Taoyuan space, I swear! Demon Oath!! ”

It's true that there are no mobile phones, but whether there are tablets and laptops is another story...... The super scumbag, who was born with a backbone, added in his heart, just to fool his handsome cell boss into counting.

There's no way, it's really boring to waste time in a "retreat" with no sense of accomplishment!

Don't let people become forced to be birds, and they are not allowed to rely on instinct, they must use their own skills to drive the demon pill or something, although they understand that it is for his good...... But he has been a human for decades, and he still can't play with the human body meridian map, let alone "understand" a set of bird body meridian maps by himself without a teacher.

He's a bottleneck! Bottleneck!

I've never heard that the bottleneck of cultivation is capable of holding back, and barely being able to get happiness comes from, so you have to learn to let yourself go-

Thinking about the painful experience of holding back in his little black house for more than half a month only to have a bloated stomach and fart around, Du Ling made up his mind to escape today.

It just so happened that it was a blessing in disguise, and the bullshit news that he smashed his mobile phone and scolded him can now be used to divert Xiao Cell's attention.

…… What can we do to highlight the "facts" that we are truly focused on our cultivation and have no choice but to be slandered and are so angry and sad that we are currently in a state of agitation?

The pair of black bean bird eyes turned slightly.

For his practice of not keeping a door in his mouth, and often making jokes about important points in cultivation, Xiao Li is already accustomed to losing his temper.

Can the Heart Demon Tribulation also be used as a joke?

But if this kind of oral karma that he doesn't take to heart is deliberately pointed out and corrected, it is easy to leave traces, and Yu Duling's future is not beneficial, so he let it go with a twitch of his eyebrows, focusing on the other party's next response.

Anyway, the punishment can be punished at any time, as long as Du Ling doesn't suspect that there is something wrong with his own foundation, the rest are all small paths.

Let's see what moths the little guy is going to come out of.

"I'm wanted." Five words without ups and downs but full of desolation.

After all, he has earned living expenses for many years by playing words, and Du Ling also understands that sometimes the simpler the words, the more powerful they are.

Anyway, the parrot facial paralysis can't make a pitiful expression, and the voice that naturally takes the funny route is even more hard...... Therefore, it is troublesome not to change the human body, but you have to change your original appearance, and turn your fingers around in minutes, so that Xiao Shenxian's fake serious face is red and red and his heart is shaken.

At this time, Du Ling couldn't remember that he once hated the little goblin he had transformed.

"The Demon Steward has made a move?" Xiao Li asked very sharply, and sure enough, as Du Ling wished, he did not pursue the crime of secretly surfing the Internet during the retreat.

"Yes, the other boot that I have been waiting for for so long has finally fallen, although I knew that the man who is so stylish will definitely not be able to escape the poisonous hands of those jealous villains, but I really didn't expect them to find another way, instead of aiming at the transaction of materials or selling miserable things, but put me as a shell... Cough... That is, the past of the parrot spirit 'Kanye' has been revealed. ”

To be honest, he didn't know that Kanye had so many great achievements (former) achievements (branches) back then, from trickery to provoke race wars, to deceiving the lollipop of a three-year-old doll, it was a bad thing, and he was extraordinary in recruiting cats and dogs......

That's weird!

It's really investigated and sentenced to squat under the lock demon tower for hundreds of years and have nowhere to shout injustice, in fact, looking at the top ten crimes, no matter how you can't get a fixed-term prison, I feel that I have to drag it out and behead the public to be happy......

Then, now it's all his Du Ling's pot.

You said that he was a good old man who was about to reach the peak of his life, but now it is easy to fall into this situation......!

"This hand is very smart, not only makes me very passive, but also provokes the relationship between the two of us, plus it seems to be justified, and arresting me is also in accordance with the law, which can whitewash the selfishness of the bigwigs behind the scenes, which can be called killing three birds with one stone." The hair on the top of his head drooped sluggishly, Du Ling analyzed with a sigh, obviously he was able to maintain his IQ when it was time to be strict.

But that's the end of the pertinent attitude.

"But~~~" As soon as the bird's voice changed, he shook his hair in a strange tone: "The so-called magic is one foot high, and the road is one foot high, fortunately, my little master, I am smart and witty, and I have long told Xiao Lizi about your past life and this life, after the vaccination, how many sins Kanye made back then disappeared with its soul, and now it has been turned out, although it has a little bit of a reputation for me...... A little bit of an obstacle, but those guys tried their best to take advantage of this to manipulate people, so that you, a righteous person who can't rub sand in your eyes, took the initiative to offer my hands to the plan, but it was self-defeating~"

To be honest, is Kanye so bad that he is not so bad that he can say otherwise, as far as those things about Chen sesame and rotten grains are really worth hanging a wanted notice on the homepage of the official website of the Demon Management Bureau?

It's just to beat him, a little demon who still has use value, into an evil demon, so that Xiao Li, the shelterer who is in the way, can either take the initiative to draw boundaries or be forced to avoid, and it is best to let him, the new Dan Master who has been "pierced through the old bottom", panic all day long, take the initiative to surrender, and from then on a red heart will be towards ......

Oh, I want to be beautiful!

This chatter said that the evil fire scared by the wanted warrant and the ten major crimes was almost dissipated, Du Ling thought that he had straightened things out, and tilted his little head to fly a wink at his golden thighs:

"Hehe, how do they understand that our brothers' sea oath and mountain alliance are stronger than Jin, no matter what happens, you can't betray me, Xiao Lizi, right?"

What answered him was a pair of dark phoenix eyes that were as deep as a cold pool.

and silence.

Suffocating silence.

“…… That、Although I was forced to inherit this shell, but the previous debt has nothing to do with me, so I don't have to be responsible, right......? The chrysanthemum hair that began to flutter again slowly and slowly withered again, and Du Ling swallowed his saliva and asked for verification with great difficulty.

However, Xiao Li still didn't say a word, and stood there with an expressionless face, and there were four words from head to toe: Tianwei is unpredictable.

So the little parrot was even more empty, he thought of the mystical and mystical cause and effect reincarnation of good virtue and evil in various cultivation texts, since he inherited the shell of others, maybe he really had to bear the debt as high as the mountain...... Who knows how to calculate this matter in the heart of the Emperor of Heaven who is stupid in reading the book?

He was careful with his liver trembling, his little paws moved in small steps, twisting and pinching all the way to Xiao Li's feet, and with a snap, it was so soft that he activated his wings and hugged his legs to kill:

"People will obediently cultivate the Tao every day, and the most recent one of those crimes has a history of more than 20 years! I wasn't even born then! No matter how you count it, it shouldn't be counted on my head, even if you want to do things according to the law, the criminal prosecution period has passed, so give me a chance to reform and be a bird again, and leave a useful body to contribute to the construction of Heavenly Dao Revival Orthodoxy, right!! ”

The parrot with white hair and poor constriction sacrificed the first style of coquettishness and cuteness, and made up his mind that Xiao Shenxian really wanted to be iron-faced and selfless, so he continued to play the second style of rolling on the ground.

However, in the end, the Emperor of Heaven was not really like iron, and he saw his sword eyebrows jump, and asked in a cold voice: "Is this true?" ”

"Really, really, really! Look at my eyes full of real gold and sincerity!! Du Ling, whose whole bird was attached to someone's lap, flashed his own pair of pikapika black beans.

Probably his sincerity was finally felt, and after a moment of unfathomable silence, Xiao Li finally nodded: "Although the cause and effect have been dispersed with the demon soul, but