“Help.”

"Baker Street."

"Immediately."

John, who works at the clinic, realizes that something is not quite right when he receives three text messages from his ex-roommate in succession, because Sherlock always texts with his suffix "SH", as if others will not know who the sender is when they see his always commanding text, no, this is an information prompt, okay?

John muttered to himself, what was going on this time? Do you want him to go to Baker Street and help him text him? Or do you want to get his computer out of the bedroom? Does Sherlock even know he's at work? Expecting Sherlock to know about this is-

There were so many words about John's mental activity, and in fact it was only two seconds after the reality came, and Sherlock's text message came again.

“HELPME.”

“PLEASE.” This time something must have been a big incident, John saw the capitalized "please" all over, he grabbed his coat and rushed out without thinking about it, all the way to Baker Street, the stairs were kicked loudly, when he pushed open the door on the second floor of 221B, he saw the trumpet around a pile of pillows, the baby version of Sherlock, he was poking around with a mobile phone in his hand, and when he heard the sound, he raised his head, revealing to John a Sherlock usual arrogance, boredom, It's still so lofty and natural.

"My God, Sherlock, what have you done? Is it because he is going to be a father, so he will experience the feeling of being a baby first? I tell you, I won't take you, tell Erin to see how you look now! Ah, are you a year old now? My God! John, realizing what had happened, held his head and groaned in pain.

"Oh, John."

John: "...... Thank goodness you're still talking, aren't you? Wait, the sound was clearly not coming from the living room, John looked up and glanced around, and soon found his former roommate in the kitchen, at least an adult roommate who was ...... Bubble milk powder?

WTH！

John turned his head to look at the baby version of Sherlock on the couch, and the little guy revealed a miniature version of "Are you a goldfish?" It must be", can he be blamed for admitting his mistake? It's a miniature version of Sherlock! No, "Sherlock!" The kid - "Stole? Kronn is here?

Sherlock finally soaked the milk powder at this time, he came out of the kitchen, and took a sip by himself, the disgust on his face was about to break through the ceiling of 221B, but the temperature was just right, he handed the bottle to Ai Ya, Ai Ya leaned over and sniffed it, and also showed a mini version of the disgusted expression, Sherlock snorted lightly: "I know it smells bad, and it tastes bad, but we are in a state of running away from home now, don't expect me to go back and help you bring the milk powder you drank before." After discussing with his son, Sherlock turned to look at John and introduced each other very casually: "John, this is Ai, my son, oh, my son and Irene; Ah, this is John, John Watson, Dr. Watson, my friend. ”

Ai Ya seemed to sense his father's solemnity, hugged the bottle, and muttered to John, as if to greet him.

John: "......?! "What the hell is going on? He clearly remembered that when he was video connected with Erin at the scene of the crime the day before yesterday, Erin's belly was not yet pregnant, and now he hasn't seen him for two days, not to mention that the child is still so big after birth? Was this process eaten by dogs? Or would the wizard's child be so different? No, when I first watched "Harry Potter", it didn't say that wizards in the wizarding world don't need to be pregnant for October...... Drunk an age-booster? Come on, that's even more...... So what the hell is going on!

John was still in a trance, and Sherlock said in his usual straightforward tone, "John, I'm in a hurry with Ai, I forgot to bring his diaper, you go to the supermarket to buy it, and I have made a list of other things I need, and put them on the desk." After speaking, he told Ai Ya to drink milk quickly, and said: "When you are full, we will go to the scene of the crime, I have already investigated, you will be interested." ”

John was also used to being enslaved by his ex-roommate, and when he came to his trance he was already on the way to the supermarket with the list Sherlock gave him, he looked at the list blankly, it was indeed Sherlock's handwriting, but when Sherlock was with a baby, and diapers...... For God's sake, did he still soak in milk powder? It's so bizarre, the end of the world has not been so bizarre. John wanted to tell himself that he was dreaming, but really, when he bought the things back in a large bag, and watched Sherlock skillfully change Aiya's diaper, he suddenly realized that Sherlock could still be a good father, and the picture looked unusually harmonious, John finally couldn't help it, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and took a photo.

Then, John decides to retract Sherlock's idea that he can still be a good father, when his former roommate, the only consulting detective in the world, is going to the scene of the crime with his nine-month-old son in his arms - God knows where the year and a half has gone, and John doesn't want to know anything about it.

"Sherlock, are you crazy? You're going to take your nine-month-old son to the bloody crime scene? Do you want to give him an anatomy lesson in the field? Or take an acting class? John was terrified, he danced to get Sherlock to give up this scary-sounding idea, but if John could convince Sherlock, it would really be a great spectacle of Baker Street, but John still knew how to work around, he took advantage of the gap between Sherlock and Eya in his chest, found his cell phone and dialed the child's fucking number.

"Hi Irene, how are you?" As soon as John said hello, Erin answered, "Sherlock is going to take Ai to the scene of the crime?" ”

John: "...... Oh, yes. ”

"Not surprisingly, so John, please take care of Ai at the scene of the crime. I still have some things on my side, and I'll have to wait an hour to get there. Erin is not surprised that Sherlock took Eya to "run away from home", after McCroft used his unique experience to coax his nephew, whom he had never met before, Sherlock was unhappy, he thought that Elle did not respect him as much as before, so he had to correct his son's attitude, and what better way could be than to make Elle realize that he was the only consulting detective in the world. In addition, Sherlock himself missed being Sherlock Holmes. So all up, there is the matter of taking her son to the scene of the crime, which is very logical, and Erin doesn't think there's anything wrong with it.

John hung up the phone in a circle, what kind of unscrupulous parents are these?

Not only John, but also the Scotland Yard team were collectively blindfolded when they watched Sherlock come in with a baby in his arms.

Lestrade attended Sherlock's wedding and knew that he was married, but he didn't have the brains to think that such a big baby was Sherlock and Irene's, and the reality is really not so sci-fi, okay? So he whispered to John, "Where did the boy come from?" ”

John looked at Ai, who was still lazy and seemed to be excited now, and said weakly, "Stole it." ”

The corners of Lestrade's mouth twitched, Sherlock even did the thing of stealing a corpse from Scotland Yard, stealing a child or something is not worth the fuss, it's strange! The kid looked like Sherlock's...... The hard-working detective looked at the nearby surveillance cameras and found that not only the nearest surveillance cameras were moving in this direction. The combination of black umbrella + black car suddenly appeared in the detective's mind, and he also turned his head a little weakly, but fortunately, he still had John, a difficult brother, and the two agreed to have a few drinks when the case was over, which could be regarded as bitter pleasure.

However, John thinks he should not be as hard as Lestrade, think about it, Sherlock and his son are not only Sherlock, Erin, but also McCroft, the children of these three men...... When he can speak, he will probably be able to pick up Sherlock's class and run errands at the scene of the crime, which is much earlier than Sherlock's starting point. So, he'd have to have a few drinks with Inspector Lestrade and try to remind him of this fact tactfully.

But John really wasn't much better, because he knew too much, just like when Erin came over an hour later, she didn't come alone, she made a roadster that exuded the smell of "I'm a luxury car". When John saw the local tyrant driving, the corners of his mouth twitched, isn't that Iron Man? Recently, "Iron Man 3" is in theaters, what is this? Coming into reality from film and television works, it is still so upright and bright, aren't you afraid that the National Security Agency will come to your door? Thinking of this, John also thought of the British government, and he seemed to know something, and he seemed to know nothing...... It seems that it is necessary to drink a few cups to suppress the shock.

Sherlock was still giving Eyre a deductive lesson to the Scotland Yard team in a daze, and after seeing his dear Erin and the annoying Tony, he picked up Eyre and crackled at Inspector Lestrade: "For God's sake, the murderer just hung a 'I'm a murderer, come to arrest me' sign on him, it seems that you really can't count on the IQ of Scotland Yard, right?" ”

After gathering hatred from the Scotland Yard team, Sherlock strode to the sports car with Elle, glanced at the angry Tony, and knew that he was here to talk to McCroft about 'business', and said in a pretentious elongated tone: "God save the Queen." ”

Tony was very smug and said, "I'm American." ”

Sherlock replied unceremoniously, "Then you can't send it slowly." ”

"Just because you're willing to take a taxi doesn't mean that others are willing to take a taxi." Tony leaned back on his sports car, and said in a normal but absolutely smug tone in his heart and eyes, "Alas, I'm just a modified car, in addition to being able to run on the ground, I can just fly in the sky as a flying machine, and by the way, I can also swim in the water as a submarine, in fact, it's not a big deal." Oh, Ai is so discerning at such a young age? ”

As if she was interested in Tony's sports car, Sherlock straightened her son and punctured Tony's illusion by the way: "Don't be stupid, Stark, pay attention to the color of your car." ”

cough, in fact, not everyone can control the local tyrant gold.

Erin, who hadn't been involved in their childish bickering since just now, raised her head at this time and said to Tony, "Didn't you say you wanted to associate with the Justice League?" They've taken out time over there, but what about yours? ”

-- This is a great joy.