91. Foreign Minister Long Long 09
There are guests from afar, as the little prince of Rivinedell, Gu Qing naturally wants to greet the guests, not to mention that Gandalf is his friend for nearly hundreds of years, so Ai Ya was forced to leave the arms of the big beauty and return to his mother's arms, but although Gu Qing left temporarily, he left Ai Ya's toys.
Well, this toy is the Magic Mirror.
Lord Magic Mirror is very happy, Ai Ya has only two teeth, except for the little fat face often has a "look at this goldfish" expression, but his lethality is really low when he is not crying, and he is still a good listener.
Lord Magic Mirror, as a talkative mirror, exposed this attribute as soon as Gu Qing stayed: "The Great Demon King must have gone to tease people again, no, the Great Demon King now has his own crow's mouth attribute, and he has a hundred shots and a hundred tests, for example, whoever you want to drink cold water will stuff his teeth, just bless whoever he wants." Ai, little prince, don't follow the Great Demon King. β
Tony looked at the magic mirror expressionlessly for a long time, then turned his head and asked Erin expressionlessly, "This is a mirror?" β
Erin nodded, "It's the mirror that the queen has in the fairy tale of Snow White, the magic mirror." Of course, you can also think of it as an alchemical product. β
Tony: "...... Seriously? β
"You've seen the elves, and you're going to see Maia, the lesser god; Dwarves who are good at forging; A derivative race of humans, the Hobbits...... Well, in addition to that, there are dragons, orcs, ogres, trolls, golimbue, treants, etc. in Middle-earth, and I don't think you will be so surprised by then. Also, didn't Jarvis educate you about science? "Elle wasn't going to be honest in Erin's arms, he had the Magic Mirror, and Sherlock - Sherlock was already working on teaching Elle what she needed to know as a detective, and he thought that was the only way Elle respected him as a father - so Irene was free to entertain Tony, a friend from afar.
Erin said a bunch of this, and Tony snapped his fingers: "I see, this is an unscientific world." β
"If that makes it easier for you to accept, then whatever you want." Erin shrugged, if it weren't for the latter sentence, "I can understand, after all, you now really see what it means to be 'there are mountains outside the mountains, and there are people outside the people'." "It's even more convincing.
Tony: "...... I don't know what you're talking about, but I know that the two of us are now the boat of friendship. β
Erin was stunned for Tony's words at first, and then suddenly realized: "Internet language? It seems that you are really studying the humanities of the Celestial Empire. β
"Of course, mainly because I found that Chinese broad and profound, openly mocking and ironic, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, insinuating, beating around the bush, knocking on the side, and thirty-six strategies...... That's something that appeals to me. "Isn't a small mouth cannon expert who doesn't want to be a good mouth cannon expert, of course, this also has a lot to do with Sherlock's proficiency in Chinese, after all, if the two laugh at it, it will be too embarrassing if the language is not understood."
Erin was silent for a moment and replied, "It's good if you're happy." β
"This is a familiar sentence, oh, Mr. Ai said the same when he asked me to come and pick you up and your son, and repeatedly told me to promise to kick someone away." Tony said 'someone' and went to look at Sherlock, the magic mirror was pulling out all kinds of messy books from its four-dimensional pocket, Sherlock casually flipped to a chemistry book, let Ai Ya sit on his lap, and began to read the chemistry book to him, Ai Ya's face was not to Tony would have the "stupid mortal" expression, the little guy was content to coo, their father and son's little curly hair reflected each other, and people knew that they were father and son at a glance.
Tony isn't envious, okay? He's always hated children. Tony turned his head nonchalantly, and met Erin's very soft look, and the eyes were too, Tony was not hurt at all! Anyway, why did he promise Ai Ye at that time? It must be Jarvis' fault.
Wait, what about Jarvis? Oh yes, his suit was stripped away. So, why? Tony, who was flashed by the family, quickly cheered up, because he saw Erin and Sherlock's real notes, Middle-earth is not scientific or false, but it is real, many resources are waiting to be excavated and found to be used, after seeing a metal with special properties recorded in the real yΓ n notes, Tony's head belonging to the capitalist and inventor began to shine, and began to be hot and bloody, and he no longer resented, Run to talk to Erin and knock on the possibilities of science and technology in Middle-earth.
Erin blinked, "Didn't Jarvis tell you that Middle-earth is currently in a state where war is imminent?" β
"War? I like it. "The former arms dealer has no sense of peace.
Erin thought for a moment and said, "According to the records in the book, it took nearly eighty years from the time the hobbits and dwarves recovered the lonely mountain, to the final Ring being thrown into the Doomsday Volcano, and the dark lord Sauron being completely defeated. β
Tony: "...... Didn't you say that it was on the verge? β
"yes, if you think eighty years is a long time, then Estelle is less than a thousand years old, and his age is only at the bottom of the list in Rivendell." The lifespan of the elves is unlimited, they are an eternal race, Erin felt that this comparison was not particularly appropriate, so she said again, "The confrontation with the dark lord Sauron began at the end of the last era, and now it has entered the third age of Middle-earth in 2941, so you think eighty years is normal for such a comparison, right?" β
Tony nodded thoughtfully: "Understood, not only do they not pay attention to science here, but they are also in the prehistoric era when there were no steam engines, and the efficiency is extremely low." Oh, didn't I say anything less, and when I think about it, G.O.D. is really zΓ i. β
"In a certain sense, it is." It is the supreme god who created the whole world, and there are also twelve Veras, Maia like Gandalf is also a secondary god, and the dark lord Sauron used to be Maia, but he has fallen.
"Soβ" Tony lengthened his tone and quickly continued, "Is there a church here?" β
"Do you want to pray to God? I don't know if Gandalf will accept it, he's a secondary god. Erin replied seriously, and they soon saw the gray-robed wizard + hobbit + 13 dwarves from the charr to recover the lonely mountain team, Tony's line of sight (the line of sight of the depression angle, the depression angle is not small) swept over the heads of the hobbits and dwarves with an average height of about one meter, and then looked at the elves who said that there would be a 'sense of intimacy', Tony really wanted to summon his Mark Boys to come over and have a fireworks show in Rivendell and blow up their legs!
Of course, this is just a thought, Tony is no longer an arms dealer, he is now a clean energy business, he loves peace. However, soon Tony became calm, the reason was that Gu Qing knew that he wanted to do business in Middle-earth across parallel universes, and after talking to Tony earnestly, he introduced his adopted son of ADA, the descendant of the Dengdan, and the future human emperor Aragorn, to Tony.
The Dark Lord Sauron is alive, and the elves will withdraw from the stage of Middle-earth, and the Terrans will become the future masters of this continent, and Gu Qing has been in Middle-earth for long enough, after the Lord of the Rings is destroyed and the Dark Lord Sauron is defeated, he will leave.
No one else knew about this matter, and that was Gu Qing's own story.
But after such a back-and-forth, Tony thinks that this elf is okay, and Tony also knows that there is only one elf like Gu Qing who knows mechanical engineering, physics, mathematics and other disciplines, and the other elves are really long, cough, they are native elves who know how to forge and magic.
For other races, Tony hasn't had a chance to see them, for example, "Dragons, I heard Mr. Ai say that Sherlock Holmes's roommate, Dr. Watson, plays the hobbit in the main body, and the destination he is going to this time is a dragon dubbed by Sherlock Holmes's main body. What else did Mr. Ai say, oh, it means that the two of them staged a cross-racial love in the Lonely Mountain, I was originally very curious, but when Mr. Ai said this, my interest suddenly dropped by 80%. β
Yes, they all met Bilbo Baggins, who had big feet and no shoes, and ate six meals a day. Sherlock and Erin knew very well what was going on, and they didn't empathize with Bilbo Baggins because he had the exact same face as John, who was still alive and well in their world of London, and still didn't know that his roommate's children had all been born and had grown up that much overnight.
As for Tony, he and John are not familiar with each other, and they only met once at Sherlock and Erin's halfway wedding, and usually make fun of him Sherlock, but he hasn't been brazen enough to make fun of other characters played by other people's bodiesβ which has absolutely nothing to do with "the cutest height difference".
Erin, who had heard her dad say this, stared at Tony for a few seconds and said, "Are you still watching Dun Tie push all his life, Tony?" β
Who is Tony, he will be embarrassed by watching the shield iron fan, maybe the first time, just like the first time I knew that there was a parallel universe in which Iron Man turned into Iron Woman to marry Captain America, but by the second time, his embarrassment was cured, so in the face of Erin's jokes, he not only admitted, but also said, "Actually, on AO3 or LJ, it's not me who has the most cp with the old popsicle group, but the winter soldier, the shield winter shield, seventy years of seeing and changing ideas or something." Of course, there are other people's, and I also asked Jarvis to pick out the most popular ones and send them to read, and they are too uneasy, except for Natasha. β
-- Good American teammate, Shetany Stark. and as soon as Tony blew himself up, he temporarily ranked first among the mouth cannon experts, which is gratifying.
When they returned to Erin and Sherlock's world, Ai Ya was already nine months old, and before leaving, Gu Qing kissed his forehead lovingly, and the little guy didn't even cry and obediently nestled in Erin's arms and was hugged back to the real world by Erin.
For Ai Ye, it was only another three hours since Tony left, but for him, it was like a year, and when he saw his precious daughter and Jin Sun, who had never met, he immediately cheered up and circled around Erin and Ai Ya.
Tony seems to be too lazy to talk to Sherlock, which may be the same as the past three months, when he has been talking to Sherlock all day, and for three whole months, he has vomited nauseously. So now that he's going back to his Avengers Mansion, it feels like he hasn't seen his teammates in a long time, and he's really missing them a little bit. So Irene, who is not very affectionate, said hello briefly, and went back, and before leaving, a question suddenly came to mind: "How do you think about how to explain to the others, how did your child grow so big overnight?" I don't mind adopting Ai. β
Ai, who had been very obedient since just now, didn't know if it was because he heard Tony call his name, so he immediately let go of his throat and cried, and the cry was earth-shattering.
Tony was so frightened that he almost didn't stand still, and left in a hurry without saying anything.
Ai Ye was also taken aback, and after being frightened, he smiled: "The cry is so loud, what a good boy." β
Sherlock and Erin glanced at each other, they understood very well what was going on with Ai, he couldn't handle the parting feelings, and the couple knew Gu Qing's thoughts very well, and coming back this time meant that they would not have a chance to meet again in the future. Sherlock reached out and stroked his son's little curly hair, trying to make his tone sound patient: "Don't be stupid, you're a Sherlock Holmes. β
This move was met with an angry look at Ai Ye, "You are stupid, your whole family is stupid, and his surname is Ai, we said okay." After Ai Ye glared at Sherlock, she hugged Ai Ya, who was crying breathlessly, from Erin's arms, and only slightly adjusted it to let Ai Ya find a suitable position. Ai Ya with tears in her eyes, finally looked at her mommy's father, his grandfather/maternal grandfather, the elf's appearance is blessed, so is Ai Ye, after Ai Ya's little prince looked at each other, his cry was actually lowered.
How big is this, is it really the Appearance Association?
There may be this part of the factor, but more importantly, Ai Ye is full of aura, just like Gu Qing, it is a taste that children will like. But Rao is like this, after Ai Ya came back, he was sure that he couldn't see Gu Qing anymore, he didn't cry anymore, but he seemed to become... Melancholy, when it was time for him to drink milk, Erin fed him, he was sulking with a puffed face, that is, he didn't drink milk, or he hugged the bottle, but he began to shed tears when he drank the milk slowly, big tears, crying and drinking, and the anxious Ai Ye was about to cry.
In the end, it was Mycroft who intervened - without asking how Mycroft knew that his nephew had been born and was so old that the British government did not want to affect diplomatic relations with the Celestial Government - he stayed alone with his nephew for less than ten minutes, and when he came out again, Ai Ya stopped crying, but obediently sat on Mycroft's lap and held the bottle, and drank vigorously.
Ai Ye was not convinced.
Mycroft touched his nephew's little curly hair lovingly, "Trust me, Mr. Ai, I am more experienced than you in coaxing children. β
It's hard to say, but Sherlock's face is black to the bottom of the pot is visible to the naked eye.
ββThere must be a lot of stories in this... bar.