Chapter 37—Samoyed Saves the World (1)

There is a kind of person, no matter where you put him, he can live tenaciously like Xiaoqiang, and he also lives his life comfortably.

There is no doubt that Daniel Black is such a talent.

When all the Avengers were busy fighting against time with Ultron, their hearts were extremely heavy, and by the way, they had to come out of a certain purple potato man in a period of chaos.

Daniel was happily lying in the warm arms of the cold and beautiful Maria Hill, and his hairy cheeks, with a smiling expression, happened to be leaning on Hill's chest.

While Ciel was working hard, he unconsciously reached out to help 'it' touch its hair.

In just a few days, the pure white Samoyed puppies have successfully 'captured' S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Helicarrier.

No matter how distressed and chattering Jarvis was, "Samoyed puppies can't eat cake, Mr. Black"; "Puppies can't drink juice"; "You can't stay up late playing games anymore, puppies need plenty of sleep"; "Mr. Black, you should run more to facilitate the growth of the bones of your limbs and the absorption of calcium, instead of always playing tricks like this and letting everyone carry you away!"

But it didn't work.

All the agents on the Aegis Helicarrier, who lacked entertainment, took the opportunity to donate all their snacks to the snow-white Samoyed puppies, just to be allowed to stroke the soft hair.

And when this cunning snow-white puppy squatted down the hallway, reaching out his paws towards them to hug them.

No matter how strict and verbose the artificial intelligence is next to it, it keeps expounding the truth that 'puppies should run more in order to have strong limbs'.

They still succumbed to those clear blue eyes.

Then, unable to restrain his actions, he leaned over and picked up the puppy, and willingly acted as a white cherub's mobility machine.

The dutiful Jarvis tried to take care of each other very seriously according to the requirements of 'scientifically and reasonably raising your pet dog' on the Internet, but they were all cruelly interrupted.

For the first time in his life, this desireless AI program desired, 'If only there was a body that could move freely.'"

What's even more shameless is that Daniel has recently learned to wag his tail and stand up for a macaron in Maria Hill's hand.

The glamorous female agent was wary at first, but in the end, she also fell under the angelic smile of the Samoyed puppy.

So much so that in the later stage, Nick Fury, the one-eyed black director, only felt a burst of trouble when he looked at the Samoyed puppies who were being held by the stars of the elite agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and served by the stars, and their stomachs seemed to be a little fat, like an uncle.

He even complained to Maria Hill cryptically: "I've known you for so long, I never knew it." Hill, do you still like to eat macarons? ”

However, his shrewd and capable subordinates, his most trusted assistant, and the female agent who has always walked in a cold and glamorous style, just gently stroked the little head of the snow-white Samoyed puppy, and told him without looking back: "Sir, I am also a woman." ”

The snow-white Samoyed puppy immediately held its head high and barked a few times.

'It' rubbed its head against the beauty's chest slightly, opened its small mouth, and spit out its little pink tongue, revealing Samoyed's signature 'smiling angel' expression.

"Jarvis, what did he say?" Fury couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked.

"Kiss, beauty." Jarvis repeated in a calm, waveless British accent.

Nick Fury immediately had a very toothache on his face.

Maria Hill calmly fulfilled the white cherub's wish and bowed her head and kissed the plush little head of the Samoyed puppy.

Time flies, and just as Daniel is getting used to life as a Samoyed puppy, completing his plan and working on the Aegis Helicarrier, Fury has learned the latest news that the Avengers have rushed to Skovia to fight Ultron to the death.

"How's the Helicarrier getting ready now?" Nick Fury asked.

"Sir, we still need a long time to debug before we can drive out safely." A technician from S.H.I.E.L.D. replied: "After all, this is a brand new mothership, and besides, it has been abandoned in warehouses for a long time, and it has not even undergone sea trials. Although we have done our best to fix and transform it in these days, the time is too short......"

"Don't talk nonsense, I just need to know how long it will take to be usable." Fury asked impatiently.

"If you don't participate in the fierce battle, it will be able to start normally after about four to five hours." The technician replied immediately.

"Woohoo!"

"You're too slow, I'm going to leave for Skovia now, immediately, right away." Jarvis said in a timely translation.

"OK, somebody's going to open the hatch and throw this dog out." Fury said unceremoniously.

On the Aegis Aerospace Helicarrier, all the agents who were busy working stopped what they were doing, turned their heads in unison, and looked at the bald director with a condemning gaze.

Maria Hill even involuntarily touched the hand/gun on her waist and asked, "Are you serious, sir?" ”

Fury, who was disliked, only felt that his heart was brutally trampled by 10,000 divine beasts.

He subconsciously took a step back: "What do you think I'm doing?" He asked to go down on his own. ”

"Woo ——!"

"Although you have the good faith to steal my snacks and break my game discs, I really don't blame you this time, I have to go to Skovia to help everyone, the Avengers need me." Jarvis's flat tone translated.

"Grab a snack?"

"Broken game discs?"

These agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. looked at the black chief again with incredible eyes.

"A careful-eyed man." Maria Hill sneered.

Then, she turned her head and looked gently at the Samoyed puppy who had been selling cuteness to her recently, and asked seriously, "Sweetheart, are you really going?" There will be danger. ”

A snow-white Samoyed puppy with an orange flame burning violently on its forehead.

'It' stood with its chest upright, its four paws grasping the ground, its tail erect, majestic, and its blue eyes staring at Hill with blazing eyes: "Wang! ”

"Honey, wait until I come back and kiss you." Jarvis intimately translated synchronously.

Then, the AI, who had always been loyal, finally couldn't help but accuse: "Mr. Black, it's immoral to turn into a dog to flirt with a beautiful lady." ”

"Wang! (Shut up or uninstall you!) ）”

"Of course you can uninstall me."

Jarvis said politely and elegantly, "As long as you can find another simultaneous interpreter." ”

Agent Hill looked at the puppy, his gaze unconsciously softening.

The black chief finally couldn't stand it.

He personally pressed a few times on the screen, opened a hatch, stepped forward and grabbed the Samoyed puppy's neck, threw it outward, and threw the dog out like a ball: "If you want to get out, get out of here, stinky boy!" ”

At the same time, another parcel retrieved by Colonel Rhodes from the Avengers Mansion shook violently and violently shot out of the mothership.

It quickly disintegrated in the air, revealing the pink rectangular module inside, and then, with a clattering sound, quickly assembled in the air into a pink steel armor.

The pink steel armor slammed down to accelerate and dive, grabbed the dazed white Samoyed puppy that was thrown in time, ignited the leg thrusters, and flew up again.

Then, it stopped in mid-air, first bowed its head slightly in the direction of the Aegis Aerospace Helicarrier suspended in mid-air, and then, took off its helmet and stuffed the puppy inside.

The sealed armor is not worried that the Samoyed puppy will fall, but once it flies, the petite puppy will definitely roll around like a ping-pong ball in a large box that shakes violently.

So, Jarvis gently reminded: "Mr. Black, due to your current size, it is best for you to hold on to the convex/juggling position between your neck and helmet to prevent you from falling, and I will try to fly as steady as possible...... You ready? OK, let's go right away. ”

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At this time, Skovia was already enveloped in the flames of war.

Ultron's Iron Legion was like a rabbit that had never been spayed, giving birth to litter after litter.

The Avengers kill one, and another will keep popping up, and everyone is exhausted, but they are still trying to persevere.

And that's not the worst, the worst thing is that the whole city suddenly starts to rise, countless buildings are ruined and collapsed, the ground is cracked, yellow sand and gravel, dusty and messy.

The Avengers are caught in a bitter battle amid the screams and panic of the populace.

Because they have to fight against the Iron Legion on the one hand, and on the other hand, they have to evacuate the civilians urgently, and if necessary, they also need to desperately rescue the innocent people who did not escape in time and are in danger.

"Did you see that?"

Ultron stood high in the air, pointed to the land in an arrogant tone, and said, "Avengers...... The Earth will collapse because of your failures. ”

Annoyed, Hawkeye raised his bow and aimed it at him.

But the next moment, he flew.

A piece of pink steel armor flew at great speed, knocking Ultron into the air: "Fool, get out of the way!" ”

Then, on its tiptoes, it stood where Ultron had been standing, and at the same time, it raised its metal fist and smashed it backwards, completely destroying the other machine that tried to sneak attack.

In the Avengers's public call channel, Jarvis's signature elegant British accent was instantly cut into.

He said seriously: "What the idiot said just now makes a lot of sense, so come on, everyone." Avengers, you must not fail. ”

"Oh my God, Stark, how many AIs did you make?" Clint looked up at the pink figure in shock, "This spray is beautiful." ”

"This is Jarvis, can't you hear it? No, Jarvis never spoke like that. Daniel, is that you? After seeing the familiar pink armor, Tony's mood that had been slightly worried was slightly relaxed.

But he was surprised to find that someone didn't move, and he couldn't help but speak: "Jarvis, let Daniel speak for himself." ”

"Guys, do you need help?"

Jarvis ignored him, instead continuing to speak in a very calm tone on the channel, uttering sentences that were completely out of his style: "As a peace-loving civilian, I've always enjoyed participating in group fights. Of course, it's a bunch of us, and we're going to beat you up! ”

The pink armor slammed upward, then fell sharply, slamming a machine to the side with a single punch.

Thor happened to be right next to him and smashed it back with a hammer.

The pink armor chased after him and kicked the poor machine into the cracked floor: "Yes, it's like this!" You take a moment, I will take a moment. ”

"Damn Stark!"

Ultron let out a low roar: "I'll show you right now what a real group fight is." ”

"Hey, see clearly, I wasn't the one who hit you just now, why are you scolding me again? I'm in golden-red paint, please recognize the original. Jarvis, let Daniel speak for himself, why didn't he speak? ”

Iron Man, who often lies down with guns, unwillingly protested.

However, soon he had no time to laugh, because at the very moment before he could finish speaking.

Dense armies of machines, like patches of ants, began to emerge from various hidden corners of the city, surging like a tide.

"Wow, spectacular!" Clint let out an exclamation on the public channel: "Captain, what are we going to do? ”

Steve subconsciously clenched his shield.

His expression was full of worry, but his eyebrows were still extremely firm: "Hold on, destroy them." ”

"Maybe, I have a better building."

Jarvis manipulated the pink armor, made a dashing whirlwind in the air, raised his palm, and bombarded a group of aircraft with repulsion.

"Jarvis, are you infected? Or evolved, it's not like what you would say. And what about Daniel? Why didn't he speak? What the hell is going on with you? Let him speak. Tony yelled.

"What is built?" Steve countered with his shield while grasping the real point of asking.

"What should a man do when he is in danger?"

Jarvis didn't answer Tony's words, and asked on the public channel while fighting Ultron's army of machines.

"Perhaps...... Would a normal person call 911 to call the police? Clint replied.

"Persevere, find a way to save yourself." The captain replied firmly.

"Call on Thor's name." Thor didn't know where to fly out of nowhere, and he interjected.

"Don't sell it, say." Natasha killed a machine with difficulty, got up from the ruins, and said impatiently.

"None of them are right." Jarvis announced the answer in a smooth British tone: "At this time, you should shout help!" ”

“Help？” Clint asked, surprised.

“Help？” Steve couldn't help but repeat the answer.

"The atrium people like to shout Help." Saul said simply.

“Help！ Help！ Help！ Help！ Help！ ”

This is Tony shouting, "Enough, right? Do you need me to make a few more sounds? ”

"Guys, why hasn't a god come out to save the world?"

He teased in the golden-red steel armor, and then, with a frown, he continued to repeat the question: "Jarvis, you let Daniel speak, why didn't he speak?!" ”

"Sir, I'm sorry, Mr. Black is inconvenient to speak now, I'm busy helping him translate at the same time......" Because of Tony's continuous questioning, Jarvis finally explained in a hurry.

Then he went on to translate and say, "One side is in trouble and all sides come to help, Mr. Black said, there is no God, but we have Hulk ......"

The ground suddenly shook violently, and a crazy roar came, and the huge green monster strode over, ran over from a distance, and rushed into the army of people without hesitation, tearing apart a machine with one hand.

With the strength of pure flesh/body, like a strong dam, he cut the army of machines that were surging like a tide in half, and smashed them wantonly.

"Hulk woke up?" Steve said in surprise.

"The first time I found out, I was quite happy to see this big guy." Tony said to himself, "The premise is that the target of his attack is the enemy, not the innocent people." ”

"Jarvis, or Daniel, is there anything else to surprise?" Natasha asked smartly.

"Natasha, you know me so well." Jarvis has a British accent and says every word politely.

But in reality, Daniel's tone was a little more intimate.

However, when he can't communicate and has to ask others for help, Daniel is still very knowledgeable.

The snow-white Samoyed puppy, with its mouth open inside the armor and its pink tongue, showed a laughing expression.

"And ...... Wizards, vampires, werewolves, ......"

Jarvis flew back and forth in mid-air with a dizzying technique to eliminate the Machine.

At the same time, as he spoke, a burst of explosions began to appear in the sky above Skovia, and after each explosion, different kinds of reinforcements appeared.

The wizards on broomsticks immediately began an emergency rescue operation after seeing the terrible scene in front of them, and they nimbly shuttled over the city, sometimes flying high, sometimes landing to search and rescue civilians.

Some skilled wizards had several Muggles on a broomstick.

The sturdy and expressionless werewolves stood on the ruins, glanced at each other, and at the same time instantly turned into several tall giant wolves, and with a wolf howl, they all pounced on the Ji Qì Corps.

Several yellow-eyed vegetarian vampires, the Cullens, also stood on the streets of Skovia, looking around in amazement.

Dr. Carlisle lamented, "Big scene. ”

"Although it's a bit weird to have vampires come and save the world......"

Edward bowed his body as he was ready to go: "However, compared to the fact that the whole world is a machine, it is better to keep it as it is." ”

"So, are we fighting for food?" Emmett laughed.

"No, you're thinking too much, it's just a deal." Rosalie replied nonchalantly, "The little wizard promised that if we helped him once, he would help us deal with Volturi. ”

"I didn't expect him to bring in werewolves, though. I don't know what he promised to the werewolves. Carlisle whispered to himself with some curiosity.

"Seriously, the wizard's teleportation array is amazing."

Alice jumped over the ruins like an elf, Jasper watching her figure tenderly, protecting her behind her, and from time to time helping her kick a few people away.

"It's not a teleportation array, it's a portkey."

A wizard on a broomstick passed by and whispered a word of correction.

At the same time, Sirius, who was riding a skybike, flew very conspicuously in mid-air.

Halfway through the flight, he violently knocked a man away with a Quidditch bat, and then used a loud spell on himself and began to shout loudly: "Daniel Black, you bastard, where are you hiding?" Get the hell out of here. ”

'Why is he here?' ’

'Has the Minister of Magic begun to charge on his own this year?' ’

'The person I'm contacting is Mycrof!' ’

Daniel was startled in the sealed armor, and almost missed the position of the armor's neck, and slid straight down.

"Mr. Black, do you want to answer?" Jarvis asked thoughtfully.

"Wang Wang (don't, just pretend not to save zài.) ）”

Fortunately, there was not much time for Sirius to find someone in the chaotic scene.

The other wizards all ran to save people, but this militant rushed into the army on a flying motorcycle.

Daniel quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and his tail wagged unconsciously.

"Thank you, Daniel."

At this time, Steve said publicly in the call channel.

Danielton was happy again, his white tail swaying back and forth behind him.

He commanded Jarvis to reply to Steve, "Captain, how do you feel?" After I came back from Seattle, I heard about Ultron, and I haven't been idle, contacting people everywhere to help. ”

Daniel in the pink mecha, using Jarvis's synchronous translation function, showed off triumphantly to Steve, "How's it going?" I don't have a bad grasp of what it means to be together. ”

Steve laughed suddenly, and his previous frowning brow suddenly relaxed: "Feeling...... It feels like you've traveled from the world of technology to the world of magic all at once. ”

Captain America in the sun, blonde hair shining, handsome, because of the long running and fighting, soaked with sweat in uniform, revealing a tall and strong figure.

When he showed a bright smile and gave Daniel a thumbs up, Daniel was suddenly moved to tears: "It's great, I've been praised by my idol, Wang!" (I think I can fight for another 500 years.) ）”

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"Seriously, fighting, I'm not as good as you."

Daniel said with the help of Jarvis's unique metallic London accent.

The pink armor hovered in the air again, and then, with a quick dive, he grabbed a boy who was about to fall from the stairs in time: "But make friends, none of you can compare to me." ”

The next moment,

"Hey, are you a girl?" The little boy who was caught by him suddenly reached out and hugged his metal arm tightly, and said in a milky voice: "Are you a girl Iron Man?" ”

"No, it's boy." Daniel replied.

"Don't lie to me, how can a boy use pink? If you're a girl Iron Man, can I marry you? ”

“……”

"You're right."

Steve duly replied with a smile in the call channel: "Make friends, it looks like we are indeed inferior to you." ”

At this time, the golden-red steel armor suddenly flew through the sky at high speed without knowing when.

"Sorry, you didn't get a chance."

Tony, in the golden-red armor, cruelly said to the little boy below, "Iron Man will only be with Iron Man." ”

The little boy was stunned for a moment, and then, with a whoa, cried.

Everyone in the public call channel burst into laughter.

The haze that had accumulated for many days finally slowly dissipated from the top of their heads.

All the Avengers are full of hope at this moment, once again united as one.

They firmly believe that we can win, as we have done every time before, and we will continue to win.

"Uh...... This is the Avengers? ”

Quicksilver, who had just joined the ranks of 'Save the World', felt a different atmosphere, and suddenly gasped and asked curiously in the call channel.

"Yes, this is supposed to be the real Avenger." Steve replied.

"Admit it!" Jarvis's metallic voice rang out again.

Although Daniel's voice was still not heard, everyone could imagine it.

At this moment, in the vulgar pink armor, how triumphant and unbeatable that blue-eyed kid would be.

He arrogantly asked Jarvis to help him relay: "Admit it, you left me, no!" ”

"Look at how long I've been gone, and you've made a mess of yourself."

"I'm so sorry." Steve said apologetically from the bottom of his heart.

"Oh......" Clint lamented in the call channel, "It looks like it's been a long time since this kid was going to be proud." ”

"Girl Iron Man, don't talk nonsense, come and do Boy Iron Man a favor." Tony greeted him warmly.