129. Chapter 36 Excessive Chapters
Chapter Thirty-Six: The Samoyed in the Aegis Helicarrier
Colonel James Rhodes, an American, Tony Stark's best friend in his life, and the pilot of the War Plane, or Iron Patriot.
Half an hour earlier, he had been sent on a secret mission.
The mysterious boss of the U.S. intelligence department, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the one-eyed black man Nick Fury, who had disappeared for a long time, had a conversation with him in a very stern and solemn tone:
"Colonel Rhodes, can I trust you?"
"I don't know, sir."
"I have a task, and this task is very important."
Colonel Rhodes was silent, and he listened attentively.
"You've probably heard that the Avengers are having a hard time right now. They are struggling to fight an artificial intelligence machine named Ultron to stop him from leading the Iron Legion and destroying the entire world. And this task, which may not be directly related to this matter, has an important indirect impact. Therefore, when you carry out the mission, you may encounter all kinds of incredible things, you may encounter some difficulties and obstacles, and you may even question the authenticity of the task...... So, now sue me, what is your decision? ”
"I'll do everything I can to get it done, sir!"
An hour later,
Colonel Rhodes drove to the Avengers Building, and instead of Tony Stark, signed for two couriers that had been delivered for a long time, but no one had signed for them, and they were almost returned.
One of the deliveries was packed in a tightly packed box, and it was impossible to see what it was; Another delivery, very obvious, is a flight box with pets.
After the courier left, Colonel James Rhodes stepped forward to lift the flight case, looking inexplicable.
He was confused and said to the blue-eyed and white-eyed Samoyed puppy in the flight box, "I really can't figure out this world." ”
He shook the airbox as he said, "Don't sue me, you're the one who has an important indirect impact on saving the world?" Yes? A dog that hasn't grown up? ”
The white puppy in the flight case glanced at him, not sticking out his tongue stupidly like ordinary dogs, but always with an innocent face (expressionless), and looked very friendly and cute.
Then, 'it' raised its front paws, and naturally, in front of Rod, opened the airbox by itself, grabbed his clothes, and slowly climbed onto his shoulders, lying there without making a noise, and continued to quietly maintain an innocent little angel expression (expressionless).
Colonel Rhodes looked at 'it' in surprise, and said to himself, "I give full marks for this lock-picking skill." You do look a little out of the ordinary. ”
After a long journey, the Samoyed puppy looked a little tired, and 'he' was lying lazily on the back of Colonel Rhodes's neck, his hair slightly disheveled.
But as long as you open your mouth slightly and gasp, the natural upward corners of your lips immediately make 'it' show an angelic smile, snow-white hair, looking like a snow ball from a distance, and a pair of beautiful blue eyes are very humane and gentle, which makes people involuntarily feel good.
Although it is not known what the use of this dog is.
But the soft-hearted black colonel still carefully opened his arms slightly, and carefully continued below, for fear that this cute little dog would fall down and fall to himself as soon as he stepped on the air.
But he soon discovered that the dog was so clever that he even knew to put his front paws around his neck to prevent himself from falling.
So, he took the dog and the courier he didn't know what it was, and walked back to the car in a daze.
However, when he opened the car door, the white puppy suddenly jumped forward very consciously, jumped into the car, and took the initiative to squat in the seat next to the driver's seat.
Colonel Rhodes couldn't help but touch 'it' head appreciatively and praised: "That's good." ”
The Samoyed puppy tilted its head and tried to give him a threatening look with slanted teeth, however, 'it's' naturally friendly face, even with its teeth on the side, seemed to grin, full of friendliness and joy.
When the ignorant Colonel Rhodes got into the car, closed the door, and was about to immediately drive to Nick Fury and ask, 'What is this mysterious mission called, and what are the difficulties?'
A familiar voice in the car suddenly sounded: "I'm glad to see you again, Mr. Rod." ”
Jarvis greeted the familiar gentleman in his trademark British accent.
Colonel Rhodes was taken aback, he reflexively looked back, but nothing: "Hell, Jarvis, is that you?" Where are you? ”
"Yes, it's me, Mr. Rhodes, and I'm right next to you."
James Rhodes followed the sound and found that the white puppy actually had an Avenger watch liaison hanging around his neck.
"God, Jarvis, are you in this liaison? You...... You're not ...... What is that Ultron ......?"
"I'm a backup of some of the programs in Jarvis 1, and for the sake of distinction, you can call me Jarvis 2. Sir sent me specifically to protect Mr. Black. Jarvis patiently explained.
"Mr. Black, who is Mr. Black?" James Rhodes asked suspiciously.
"He's next to you, too." Jarvis replied, "By the way, for the sake of driving safety, please help Mr. Black fasten his seatbelt, thank you." ”
"Wang!" The snow-white Samoyed puppy responded very consciously.
Colonel Rhodes turned his head silently, and his gaze slowly fell on the snow-white Samoyed puppy sitting upright in the seat next to him.
He repeated again in disbelief in a questioning tone: "Mr. Black? ”
The Samoyed puppy responded again with a smile (grumpy): "Wang! (Didn't you already answer it, what else do you ask?) Stupid! )”
"Cool! At least Fury is not wrong about this, 'questioning the truth of the mission' or something...... Can a dog be called a gentleman these days? It is also necessary to send artificial intelligence to protect it. ”
Colonel Rhodes couldn't help but mutter.
But the kind colonel, still at the urging of Jarvis, went to pull the seat belt, fortunately, even though the Samoyed puppy is currently petite, but the temperament is very worry-free, 'it' took the initiative to use its front paws to hold the seat belt, but it looked a little awkward and uncomfortable.
Jarvis, the worried artificial intelligence, said worriedly: "I am so wronged Mr. Black, so the paws must be very tired, he still needs to be cared for puppies, if you have time, Mr. Rhodes you should go buy a child seat." ”
"Why should I buy a child seat for a dog? I don't have children yet, so why do I want to give it to a dog for the first time? Jarvis, are you really okay with the program? ”
Colonel Rhodes muttered rather speechlessly, "This is amazing! It feels like I've been saying goodbye to the word normal since I got involved with Tony Stark. ”
(Tony: What, why my pot again?) )
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In the S.H.I.E.L.D. carrier, S.H.I.E.L.D. agents were busy coming and going.
James Rod, the black colonel, was here for the first time, and he couldn't help but look around curiously.
At the back of his neck, there is a snow-white docile Samoyed puppy lying on his stomach, a combination of one man and one dog, one black and one white, which is very eye-catching.
"Oh my God, it's so big!" Colonel Rhodes couldn't help but exclaim.
"That's right, this new mothership is at least twice as big as the one that was blown up by the captain before." Nick Fury, not knowing when, appeared behind him and said.
Then, he raised his head slightly and smiled and greeted the Samoyed puppy who was lying near Rod's shoulder: "Hey, Daniel, the coat is so bright." ”
"Wangwang (thank you, your bald head is also bright)!" The Samoyed puppy replied indignantly.
However, as we all know, Samoyed is a bitter dog breed that does not open its mouth and has a silly smile, and one mouth is a laughing dog.
So, when 'it' responds to Fury, with an open mouth and a pink tongue, the facial expression automatically changes to the standard 'hahahaha' expression.
"Smiling so happily? It seems that I, who am empathetic, really speak to your heart. ”
The black one-eyed director raised his eyebrows and said calmly.
Daniel's tail was already straight.
Fury, however, turned around on his own and moved on to the next topic.
He motioned for them to follow him, and explained the current situation in a very fast voice: "...... The shape shì is a bit bad. Not long ago, the Avengers went to the east coast of Africa to find the whereabouts of Ultron, and met a pair of fortified twins, the male is fast, and the female is good at mental manipulation. Unfortunately, Hulk gets out of control by the little witch who is good at mind manipulation, and he and Tony get into a big fight in Johannesburg and almost make a big mess. ”
"Luckily, Tony brought your wizard's magic potion in time, four times the dose, and after injecting it, he successfully fainted without causing too many casualties, but some buildings were still completely smashed."
'Potion? Daniel subconsciously pricked up his ears, "Those potions are all experimental products that have not yet been studied!" ’
He then looked at Nick Fury worriedly and called softly, "Wang! ”
This time, the bald director finally understood what he meant, and replied to him, "Don't worry, the doctor is fine." It's just that maybe because the medicine has not been realized, the amount and ingredients are a little wrong, and afterwards, there is still a little error. Hulk was unconscious on the spot, and he has been unconscious until now, and he has not woken up......"
After saying this, Fury turned around, and he stared earnestly at the man with one eye, who was still only a white Samoyed puppy, and said, "Daniel, although I don't want to admit it...... But I have to say that the Avengers have been hit harder than ever since they were founded. ”
"Wang (yes, I've been hit like this)!"
The Samoyed puppy tried to make his expression solemn, but the natural smiling face was completely unable to express other 'difficult' expressions.
Nick Fury looked at him a few times, and found that except for 'the hairy tail that was originally erected like a flagpole suddenly drooped down', there was really no other expression on that furry face except for a stupid smile, so he reluctantly gave up.
He said softly, "I hope you recover soon, I think they will need you." ”
The pure white Samoyed puppy's ears moved slightly.
Daniel's blue eyes were also full of concern for everyone.
On the other side, Colonel Rod, who was 'riding' by the Samoyed puppy in the neck, had a confused expression throughout the whole process.
As he walked, he frantically swiped the screen in his brain, and the approximate content was:
Sir, have you forgotten that I'm still here?
Am I dizzy to see the high-level boss of S.H.I.E.L.D. seriously exchanging information about the Avengers with a dog?
I managed to get into the position of colonel, but the treatment is not as good as a dog?
Feel like this dog TMD has a high status among the Avengers?!
At this time, Nick Fury had already led two people to the central hall of the combat command of the Aegis Aerospace Helicarrier.
The glamorous Agent Maria Hill walked towards them, and the very shrewd and capable female agent first bowed slightly at Colonel Rhodes, and then, with a slightly surprised glance, the white Samoyed puppy: "Director"
"Daniel Black, you've seen it before." Nick Fury briefly introduced.
When S.H.I.E.L.D. was disbanded and lurking because of the 'Project Insight', Maria Hill, who had temporarily gone to work for Stark Industries for a while, thought about it for a while, and suddenly remembered something: "Oh~! I'm impressed. ”
She said in a calm tone: "Is it the magician who went to Stark Group to interview engineers, but only to do magic for the interviewer, and conjured up several rabbits on the spot?" This is a celebrity, and many employees at the Stark Group employee forum are very supportive of you coming to work for the company, but not an engineer, but a mascot. By the way, what's wrong with you...... Hmm, the same rabbit? Turned yourself into a dog? ”
The white Samoyed puppy suddenly closed its mouth and lay behind Colonel Rhodes and pretended to be dead, with an incomprehensible expression.
The one-eyed director looked at Samoyed, who was pretending to be dead, with a smile, and teased lightly: "Ciel, do you know? I'm so fond of these self-proclaimed amazing talents, who always show their talent to the fullest (stupid)' and surprise me endlessly. ”
Maria Hill gave the Chief a puzzled look in surprise.
The white Samoyed puppy, under the blow of this naked/naked/naked language, covered its furry face with its two front paws in pain.
"Sir, what are we going to do next?" Maria Hill brings the conversation back in the right direction.
"Where are the Avengers now?" Fury asked.
"You know." Maria's expression softened slightly.
She whispered quickly, "Hawkeye secretly bought a small farm a long time ago, and after leaving Africa, he took everyone to his house. ”
"I'll have to go over and see them." The black chief pondered.
Then, he turned his head and calmly asked the Samoyed pup, "You plan to stay in the rear obediently as a pet dog, waiting for the dust to settle; Or try to do something? ”
"Mr. Fury, Mr. Black said, you can leave him alone for a while. He already has his own plans, but he needs a computer from you. Jarvis's elegant voice spoke.
"Jarvis, are you still there?" Maria Hill looked up in surprise.
"Yes, I'm still here. Hello, Miss Hill. "Jarvis was as polite as ever.
"Can you understand what Daniel said?" Fury didn't have time to pay attention to other questions and asked directly.
"Yes, we can communicate through the Guò Morse code." Jarvis replied calmly: "In fact, the distress email sent to you before was not my credit, but Mr. Black's own solution. ”
Then, the cute Mr. AI couldn't help but add a heartfelt compliment: "Mr. Black is really a smart dog." ”
The snow-white Samoyed's front paws immediately moved slightly.
'It' has done something similar before, but who would pay attention to a puppy's little action.
This time, having been staring at 'it', Nick Fury quickly realized that Daniel was speaking in Morse code.
"What did he say again?" Fury asked.
Jarvis, the clever artificial intelligence, paused for a moment, half loudly, and replied somewhat reluctantly: "Mr. Black said, FUCK everyone." ”
Nick Fury was silent.
Then, with that one-eyed one-eyed Samoyed puppy, he stared at the smiling angel-looking puppy, and kindly said, "Next time, you don't have to help him translate this kind of thing, Jarvis." ”
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"Everyone's relationship is not very good." Clint came out of the kitchen with a small white plate with hot cookies on it, and the archer, who usually liked to pretend to be cold, now looked very homely.
Natasha leaned back on the sofa, looking a little tired: "That little witch's abilities are very uncomfortable. ”
She slowly stroked the arrow-shaped necklace around her neck with her fingers, and said in a low voice, "Clint, she reminds me of a lot of things from the past. ”
"It's all over, Cortana, and I'll always be there for you." Clint replied to her in a hoarse voice.
He put the saucer on the coffee table, and then, sitting on the sofa, after hesitating for a moment, he hugged the always strong red-haired female agent tightly with his strong arms and a protective posture: "Actually...... I've always wanted to sue you...... Is there still some possibility of development...... I know I have a lot of places to ...... Not so good, but ......"
Natasha was stared at by him with those round eyes, and her heart couldn't help but be slightly moved.
Clint seemed a little nervous and swallowed: "Cortana, I ......"
"Thank me, Barton!" An inopportune abrupt sound.
Tony stood at the door wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt with a portrait of Li Xiaolong, chattering: "A top student who graduated from MIT, a genius, one of the world's top scientists, futurists, just now, helped you repair the broken refrigerator and tractor, did you get moved to tears?" ”
"Very impressed." Hawkeye instantly lost the courage to confess.
He replied in a tone of deep disgust: "Touched...... I want to shoot you into a hornet's nest with a bow and arrows, Tony. ”
Tony's caramel-colored eyes widened and blinked helplessly, obviously not quite understanding why his overtures had caused so much anger from the other party.
But when he noticed Hawkeye and Black Widow snuggling up to each other, he suddenly realized: "Uh...... Did I disturb you? ”
Natasha finally smiled a slightly lighter smile for the first time in a while.
She patted Clint's hand soothingly, and took the initiative to give the other party an intimate kiss: "I know, Clint." ”
Clint's stunned expression, round eyes staring at Natasha stupidly, looked a little pitiful.
But he didn't know what Natasha meant, whether she agreed or was rejected.
But despite this, when he and Tony hooked up and went out to chat.
He wisely and righteously rejected Tony's so-called 'technical support'.
"Don't be funny." Clint smiled disgustedly and said, "Your technical support should be left to Daniel's fool, or Thor's god who doesn't understand anything!" I heard that the poor god has been arguing with Jane several times lately, with your support? ”
"It was just a coincidence." Tony also wanted to argue, "Sometimes, the more you fight, the better the relationship. ”
Unfortunately, Clint immediately mocked him in a very straightforward tone: "Yes, you and Miss Potts are indeed in a very good relationship now, and she treats you like her own son." Please, Stark, please mind your own business. By the way, futurist, I've heard that you've been on the verge of becoming a loser who can only sleep with armor lately! ”
"It's vicious, Clint!"
Tony, a self-proclaimed experienced and veteran of the love scene, was confused by Clint's overflowing malice and contempt.
"I'm glad you can still maintain this optimistic spirit."
Nick Fury, who walked over with Steve, looked at the two people who were in a hundred times more energetic in surprise, and there were actually two people who were arguing idly, and said hello with a smile: "Long time no see, everyone, how is Dr. Banner resting?" ”
"Still asleep." Clint replied, "But I think he'd rather sleep like that than become a monster and hurt people wantonly." ”
"You're just in time, I'm looking for you." Tony couldn't care less about the previous bickering with Clint.
He turned to Fury worriedly, "Is there any news from Daniel?" His whereabouts after leaving Seattle were suddenly cut off, and I couldn't locate him for a while because of Ultron. Jarvis 2 had sent me a message of safety, but not long ago, I tracked it down, and he seems to have sent you an email asking for help......"
"Oh, he's nice and in a safe place. Seriously, he's a lot more reliable than you, and the Seattle vampire thing is really well done, except for the little things that went wrong with him at the end. ”
Fury replied calmly: "Actually, I originally wanted to bring him with me this time, but he said that he had his own plan to arrange." Not...... He's changed a lot lately, and you'll be amazed to see him. Still, I think you'll probably like the way he looks now. ”
"Big change?" Tony raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"Leave him alone, let's deal with Ultron first."
Fury didn't want to talk too much and said, "What are you going to do next?" ”