81. Wedding March 04
John slammed the glass, and everything fell silent.
Obviously, he was in a state of trying to suppress his anger, and Erin gave way to the side for some indifference, sat down on the single sofa that had been transformed at random, and continued to look at her phone.
Sherlock also seemed to realize that John was angry, and he thought for a moment and said, "Don't worry, the nurse outside the door has been broken away by me, and she won't know that you treat patients like this." β
It really didn't serve any comfort, but more like adding fuel to the fire, John clenched his fists, "I thought, I thought you were dead!" You let me mourn for you, you now, you now-" He was sure it was Sherlock, but now the four-year-old Sherlock, and the magic that subverted his three views, it really couldn't make John react well, and Sherlock's "I'm not wrong, I don't know anything" look was stimulating John's nerves, and the words that came out probably didn't go through his brain, "Oh, you're not only old and young now, but you're also reunited with Erin!" β
Sherlock is still unaware of the correction: "In fact, we never broke up. β
It really was the last straw that broke down the camel named John, and John's little universe exploded, and he strode up and grabbed Sherlock by the collar and lifted him upβthanks to the difference in height they were nowβJohn sat down on the chair that had turned into a teddy bear and back again, and let Sherlock lie on his knees, and then raised his slap and slapped Sherlock...... on the ass.
"Smack!"
Sherlock: "......"
Erin: "......" Erin was stunned for 0.01 seconds, and then immediately changed the camera mode of her phone. It's not that she doesn't have a couple, it's that this situation is so rare now, and she feels that she has to take pictures.
The spanking continued, and John gritted his teeth and said, "It's good for you to give me a message, Sherlock!" It's been ten months, and you don't even have time to text or make a phone call? Just let me know you're alive! But what the fuck have you done? β
Sherlock: "...... Can you let me go first, John? β
Sherlock's voice sounded like he was about to cry, and John realized once again that his former roommate, Sherlock Holmes, the only consulting detective in the world, was now a fucking four-year-old! He was fucking pissed, John quickly put Sherlock down, he didn't see Sherlock's face, but Sherlock wouldn't really cry, would he? "Uh, Sherlock, I'm sorry."
Maybe it's the guilt of beating a child, or maybe the habit of being enslaved when I was a roommate with Sherlock before, and I never thought about resisting, but once I succeeded, I would have an infinite sense of weakness. John was refreshed for a while, but now he was at a loss, he no longer looked at Sherlock who lowered his head and was sobbing silently - how long has it been, John is still so naΓ―ve, he will still be deceived by Sherlock's acting - but looked at Erin, and when he saw Erin's movements, he was full of black lines, "Seriously, Erin?" β
Erin put away her phone without any embarrassment, and showed a pure smile to John: "John, don't worry, as Sherlock said, the nurses outside were broken up by him, and we won't accuse you." β
John: "...... Thank you so much! He muttered a curse under his breath, and when he looked up again, he squeezed out a dry smile and said, "You're a witch, aren't you?" You sue me now that you're a witch, oh God! No, should I say Merlin? That's not the point, the point is that Sherlock won't always be like this, right? β
βYep.β Erin looked at her watch, "Ten and a half hours to go." β
John breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then he didn't know what to say.
"Xiali, maybe I should ask, are you okay?" Erin finally looked at her fiancΓ© and asked very fakely.
John also didn't recognize Irene's acting skills, he turned his head to look at Sherlock, who had kept his head down and didn't speak since just now, "Uh, Sherlock, are you okay?" "Look, John's question is much more sincere.
"John, you know what? There have been a few times when I wanted to contact you. β
John couldn't get any more upset, but Sherlock looked up in the next second, and of course there were no tears in John's imagination, and, "But I'm afraid, you know, that you're going to say it by accident." β
John was dumbfounded: "What? β
The more nonsense was still to come, and Erin obviously didn't know about it, so she asked for certainty: "Do you have it?" β
Sherlock shrugged: "You know, it's just talking. β
John: "......" John, who was originally soft-hearted and nervous because of the spanking of Sherlock's buttocks, suddenly hardened his heart, he took a deep breath, pointed to the door and said, "Get out!" Get out of here, both of you! β
"Butβ" Erin was about to say something, but was forcefully interrupted by John, who was getting angry again, "It's nothing! β
Erin finished: "We paid for it." β
John: "...... Ha! Did you pay for it? Oh, yes. Look at ADHD, right? Didn't I get a cure? ADHD like Sherlock Holmes, four-year-old Sherlock Holmes, should be beaten a few times! β
Sherlock looked at Erin and repeated in a loud voice, "ADHD? β
"Which is more of a surprise than a fright, compared to drinking an unknown potion and going from an adult to a child?" Erin is clearly good at conversation, as well as stealing concepts.
Sherlock snorted, apparently unimpressed.
It's just that there is no one around the two of them, and the picture is so unbearable to look at, and the "surprise" in Erin's words stimulates John's nerves that a normal person should have. The former military doctor sneered, they don't leave, right, he can go! Thinking like this, the former military doctor strode to the door, opened the door very vigorously, and was about to go out when he bumped into the nurse who came back from the errand, and the nurse asked a little puzzled: "Doctor Watson, has your patient finished reading?" β
John: "......"
John couldn't be said to be angry and poured cold water on his head, he just couldn't get angry yet, who made Erin and Sherlock patients in the clinic now. He squeezed an ugly smile at Miss Nurse, "It's over, they're leaving." Turning around, his face suddenly drooped, and he lip-synced towards Sherlock and Irene: "Get out." β
Then, Erin and Sherlock really left.
Before leaving the clinic, Erin politely said to the nurse, "Dr. Watson is a good doctor who can be trusted, and his treatment methods are very innovative. β
Sherlock, who was spanked, darkened his face, threw away the hand holding Erin, and walked out angrily. Erin smiled apologetically at Miss Nurse and John, like a normal parent who had really come to bring the children to the doctor, and then went after Sherlock.
Miss Nurse undoubtedly has him, and she has seen in the consultation room what kind of virtue Erin is, and what kind of breed she really is (?). John: "...... the hair, Irene!
Eventually, the two of them went to the park not far from John's clinic to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck and ate it, but the ice cream didn't work out.
Sitting on the bench, Sherlock's feet couldn't reach the ground, and he looked at the vanilla-flavored ice cream that Erin handed him, and was very dismissive: "You know I'm not really a child." β
"Me neither." Erin also has a strawberry-flavored ice cream in her right hand, and her one looks a size bigger than Sherlock's.
Sherlock raised his chin, "I want that from you." β
"You know you're a child now, Charlie." Erin insisted on giving Sherlock the trumpet of ice cream, but Sherlock didn't take it, they just stared at each other with wide eyes, and finally Sherlock reluctantly took the trumpet ice cream. Erin won again, she sat down with a smile, and was about to start eating ice cream when her phone rang and took it out of her coat pocket, "It's Mycrof." β
Sherlock didn't think about it and said, "No." β
"He called my phone." Erin connected after the bell rang again, Sherlock took a vicious bite of ice cream, unfortunately it was frozen, grinned, and when the temperature in his mouth returned to normal, Erin and Mycroft's phone call was almost over, in fact, Mycroft didn't go around the corner after connecting, and said a word straight to the point, Erin was stunned.
Sherlock frowned, "What?" β
Erin was stunned and said, "McCroft reminded me to take a pregnancy test. β
In fact, the call was not over yet, and Mycroft's detached voice came after there was no movement here: "Sherlock, my dear brother, you just get smaller, move your brain, and you can notice all kinds of unusual signs in Erin, such asβ"
"Shut up!" Sherlock picked up the phone and hung up, and the knowledge about early pregnancy in his brain was quickly pulled out of the palace of thought, and then deduced that the conclusion was the same as that of McCroft, but now was not the time to be frustrated.
Erin put down the strawberry-flavored ice cream in her hand, pressed her fingers directly on her wrist in a daze, and concluded after a while: "I'm pregnant." β
"Yes." Sherlock had completely forgotten about the ice cream he had just been frozen, and he just stuffed gulp after mouthful of ice cream into his mouth in a daze, as if he swallowed it without much chewing.
"So?" Erin also subconsciously wanted to eat something, but when she picked up the ice cream again, she was stopped by Sherlock - apparently the call from Mycroft was not accidental, but so good - and he heard Erin ask and said incoherently, "So, so? Yes, yes, you're pregnant, then we'll get married, yes, get married. β
- Fortunately, it's a weekday, and there aren't many people in the park, and there's no one else around, otherwise they would have been weird.