John sulked alone for a while after Sherlock and Erin left, watched a patient, and began to think about his ex-roommate while waiting for the next patient. He does now have a good idea of what happened to Sherlock, and what kind of Erin (?) Indigestion is coming, so what the fuck is it to say that getting smaller is a joke? It's normal for him to react like this, right?

At this time, the nurse pushed the door in with a tangled expression and said, "Doctor Watson, the mother and son from before are here again." ”

“What！” John, as the doctor of the clinic, does not have the right to push the patient out, so he does not admit that he has such expectations, but this must not be expressed, Sherlock's tail will definitely be lifted to the sky. So after Sherlock and Erin came in, they crossed their hands around their chests and asked coldly, "What's the matter?" ”

Sherlock was in a good mood, and he smiled at John with a small white tooth: "John, Erin is pregnant. ”

"Who's?" John wanted to punch himself in the mouth after asking, hell! Since the two of them didn't break up, of course the child was Sherlock's, but John looked at Sherlock and thought about him now, oh, there is a son who is five years younger than him, John imagined that kind of picture in his mind, and he suddenly shuddered.

John asked, "You didn't come here shouting "I'm going to be a father", did you?" Merlin's stinky socks! ”

Sherlock: "......"

Erin: "...... I thought I had corrected the fact that we had only been at Hogwarts for a year, and that I didn't believe in God. ”

John: "...... It's good if I don't, because I really can't bear to see tomorrow's newspaper "Is a four-year-old boy and an adult Asian woman combining to give birth to a new life, a moral degradation, or a mentally ill person who ran away from a mental hospital?" ", reports like this. ”

John's associative lethality is really not small, and as soon as this statement came out, Erin and Sherlock were silent. In fact, John wasn't the first to think so, but he was a little better, knowing that Sherlock's four-year-old appearance was the soul of an adult, and that the ghosts were basically crumbling on their way from the park, that the modern world was developing too fast for them to keep up? Or will you see you for a long time?!

Sherlock and Erin were really "harmful", and when it was officially confirmed that Erin was pregnant, they didn't need to inform their parents - in fact, they really didn't expect this - Mycroft had already exercised the duties of "guardian", and he was very plain but actually happy to ask his uncle to inform his mother who was far away in the old mansion, and Aiye, who was planning to come to London later.

The news of Erin's pregnancy is really a bombshell.

Whether it is for the Ai family, which is "passed down in the same line", or for the Sherlock Holmes family. As for the former, it is easy to understand, Ai Ye has been looking forward to his baby girl giving birth to a mixed-race golden grandson for a long time, and he has secretly poured nutritional supplements on Sherlock.

And the latter, although they have two sons, but unfortunately McCroft and Sherlock are both in the posture of being orphans, and Mommy and Daddy are looking forward to holding their grandson at first, and then expecting either of them to have a girlfriend or boyfriend, and then the two of them come back to the house to get a plane or something, and they both admit it - this is really not an exaggeration - it is conceivable how happy Mommy was when Sherlock himself admitted that he had a girlfriend who was human.

So Sherlock says not to let them disturb his Christmas, and Mommy agrees without saying a word. In addition to this joy, she became melancholy, Mommy knew the virtues of her younger son very well, and she was an older virgin or something, and she felt that the third generation of the Sherlock Holmes family still had it.

But now, the dream has come true so soon, God forbid!

Get married, of course you have to get married, the sooner the better.

Until then, though, there are two important things to do. First, of course, Sherlock "grew up", this only waited for the effect of the drug to be lifted, John was fortunate enough to see the "Great Transformation of the Living", he was so frightened that he knocked over the teacup in his hand; Second, the consulting detective who "died unjustly" ten months ago came back from the dead, and he still had to wash away his grievances, and this matter was naturally done by the British government, and he was familiar with it.

Mrs. Hudson, who had seen four-year-old Sherlock, was slow for a long time and understood the whole thing, but she didn't understand it so well, so the curious old lady secretly asked Sherlock: "So that little boy is really your illegitimate child?" You're back now, so you're sending him away again? Sent to his mother? Or did it go to your mother? Oh, I'll just say he looks exactly like you did when you were a kid, and it looks like Irene's accepted him, which is good, right? ”

Sherlock: "...... It's time for you to set up shop, Mrs. Hudson. He unceremoniously pushed Mrs. Hudson out of the door and closed the door directly, but this really didn't stop Mrs. Hudson from continuing to make up for it.

This is just a small episode, the preparations for the wedding are very smooth with the efforts of many parties, no, it should be said that the prospective couple has done nothing except try on the dress, and the rest has been contracted by relatives and friends, and relatives and friends are much more active than the prospective couple, especially Sherlock complained at the beginning: "The wedding, in my opinion, is nothing more than a celebration of all the mistakes, hypocrisy, unreasonableness and impulsiveness in this sick, morally deficient world." What we revere today is the moth that will end this society, and it will surely end the entire human race in the future. ”

As soon as these words came out, everything fell silent.

Everyone looked at Erin sitting on the other end of the sofa, and before Erin could speak, Sherlock, who seemed to realize that he had said something bad, asked her first, "Notgood?" ”

John, who had forgiven Sherlock - it really wasn't unexpected at all, was it - that he really wanted to go up and grab Sherlock by the collar and yell at him, "If you want to break up without getting married, just be foolish!" What the hell are you asking, 'It's not good?' It's still a rhetorical question, you should be alone all your life! ”

But then, Erin spoke, "Hmmm," she said, dragging out her tone, and after satisfying her appetite, she seemed to answer the question, "and if you say that, can I understand that you have verbally agreed that our child will be surnamed Ai in the future?" ”

Sherlock now knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he said nonchalantly, "If you have to think so." ”

"Sherlock!" Mommy lowered her voice and called the youngest son who changed her grandson's surname at this moment.

"Linlin, well done!" Ai Ye, who had tried his best not to smoke Sherlock in front of his father-in-law and mother-in-law, jumped up and cheered in an instant.

John: "......" That's fine!

As for Mycroft, who rarely found time to be the wedding planner, sat on the sofa, still turning his black umbrella unhurriedly.

As for Sherlock being nagged by Mommy afterwards, he wanted to encourage Erin to escape...... Attempts or something, there is no need to say it again, everyone just needs to know that the wedding was held in a hurry, probably.

There are not many relatives in the Sherlock Holmes family and the Ai family, in fact, the Ai family is only two Erin and Ai Ye. Speaking of friends, Sherlock has very few friends, John who is the best man, the landlady, Inspector Lestrade, and as for Erin, her group of friends is seeming... There are more big names.

"Wait, is that Scarlett Johansson?" Inspector Lestrade looked at Erin's bridesmaids dumbfounded, and asked Natasha, a black widow with red hair and a particularly stunning bridesmaid gift.

John swallowed, "I don't think so. "What did both of them do during the ten months that Sherlock faked his death? Why did even the Avengers become their friends? Yes, John was also surprised to see Erin's group of friends at first, and thought it was a big-name star invited by McCroft with his power, but soon this brain hole was vetoed by Tony's steel suit, no, to be precise, it was vetoed by Tony.

Tony, who is rich and handsome, is dressed very coquettishly, and he doesn't care at all if this will rob the groom's demeanor, if he robs it, it is the best, and stand with John, who is the greeting, and he will really become rich and handsome in an instant. He held out his hand to John, "You're John Watson, Tony Stark, Irene's best friend." ”

Sherlock's face instantly darkened, and he corrected expressionlessly, "Really? But I don't remember sending you an invitation. ”

"Erin sent it to me, and by the way, Erin also agreed with me to be the godfather of the child." Tony lifted his chin with a smug look, inexplicably making John's expression so familiar, he looked sideways at Sherlock, and instantly understood this familiarity, it was nothing else, or underwhelming.

"You're dreaming in broad daylight?" Sherlock sneered unceremoniously.

By this time, John hadn't realized that something was wrong, but waited for Steven, who was a little restrained in his formal suit, Hawkeye, who didn't know what was stuffed in his mouth, and Dr. Banner, who was wearing glasses and looking loyal, came over. He realized that something was wrong, did he still watch "The Avengers"? asked Sherlock in a whisper: "Are they the actors of "The Avengers"?" ”

"Remove the word actor, Dr. Watson." Tony heard John's muttering at the tip of his ear, corrected.

John: "?? ”

Hawkeye was quick to respond, "Wait, Sherlock Holmes," he gestured to Sherlock, then at Watson, "Dr. Watson?" It can't be John Watson, right? Is it that Sherlock Holmes and that Watson? How did they get from the Victorian period to modern times? ”

Tony said in a 'what's the big deal' tone, "What is this?" There's a parallel universe, and the two of them are sexually transformed. Sherlock Holmes, what you've seen done, that's what your father-in-law said. ”

Sherlock: "...... So you're now comfortable accepting that you're in a parallel universe and marrying Rogers? Well, that's good to know. ”

Steven: "......" He didn't get involved in the matter between them, why did it affect him?

John, who had only been relieved for half a beat, took a deep breath, and he felt that he needed to take a deep breath and asked Sherlock, "What the hell is going on?" ”

"Meaning we're not from the same earth, Dr. Watson. Oh, you're asking about the Victorian part, or the sexual part? You can ask casually, and I promise to answer you casually. "Tony still has that freehand virtue, John refuses, he really doesn't want to know more, really, he just wants to be the best man quietly!

But he already knew what he shouldn't know, so when Inspector Lestrade asked, he was fooled, and he couldn't tell himself and stopped harming others. Also, he really didn't see that in Irene's group of relatives and friends, that very cute little Lori had her feet floating off the ground, was there really any! Let's take a look at the scenery, Irene's family is really not small.

Yes, Sherlock and Erin's wedding was held at the Ai family's manor, so it was convenient for her friends to come and go. It's just that there are advantages and disadvantages, the wedding is about to start, and the bride and groom are not seen, and the bride's father comes to say: "The two of them won't cross, right?" ”

Those who could understand Chinese at the scene were silent, and after Tony Tongguò Jarvis knew that the groom and bride had really eloped to a parallel universe, he stood up and attracted everyone's attention: "I am happy to tell everyone that the bride and groom ran away, but the pie duì is held as usual, and Jarvis will bring me a burger." ”

Mommy gets angry and complains to McCroft: "Charlie is so unruly, you should have told him to be jailed." ”

Mycroft, who knows the truth, decides to remain silent, and he is very good at keeping quiet in front of Mommy.

――This is really a one-on-one wedding... So I wish Sherlock Holmes and Irene a hundred years of happiness and good health.