"Qiu Xian asked her mother-in-law to say goodbye."

What about the most basic respect between people? Looking at the old lady Lan who despised me because of her afterglow, I clenched my hands tightly, resisted the urge to lift her chin, and shouted at the top of my voice: "Qiu Xian asks my mother-in-law to say goodbye!" ”

"Noise." Old Madam Lan took a shallow sip of tea and laid the score in front of me.

I slowly raised my clenched hand into a fist, and if she wasn't happy this time, I'd ......

Thinking of establishing a good relationship with Mrs. Lan's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, I stiffened a smile and said in a small voice: "Qiu Xian asks my mother-in-law to say goodbye." ”

However, Old Madam Lan still doesn't have to look at me squarely.

"Mother-in-law, there are mosquitoes!" I slapped my palm on the wooden table where she had placed her teacup.

Click.

I slowly withdrew my palm, only to see that the wooden table and Mrs. Lan's new favorite tea cup were torn apart in an instant.

"Presumptuous!"

This time, the frightened old lady Lan frowned tightly, looked at the broken tea cup on the ground painfully, and finally raised her head to look at me.

Anyone who despises this princess, even if it is her mother-in-law, I have a thousand ways to clean her up!

At this moment, I seem to have forgotten the purpose of coming to Holly Town, and in the face of impulse, Xiu Xian has to stand aside.

"Mother-in-law, where did you buy the table, it is as inferior as the porcelain cup yesterday. My hands didn't hurt, and the table was torn apart. I endured the pain in my palm and said lightly.

"You ......" At this time, Old Madam Lan was already angry and stood up, and pointed at my nostrils with a blue face: "Someone!" Put this stinky girl in the firewood room! ”

So you're going to lock me up in the firewood room? This old lady Lan is really ungraceful.

However, before I could speak this time, I saw the hanged ghost sitting quietly watching the play suddenly stood up and said, "Old lady, sister-in-law, she has just come to the house and does not understand the rules. Compared with being locked up in the firewood room, Ah Yi feels that by punishing and copying the family rules, it is better for her sister-in-law to get used to the life of the house as soon as possible. ”

What the......

Copying house rules?

In the past, the mother emperor punished me for copying the general guide to governing the country, but it was not the Taifu who helped me copy it.

Now that Taifu is no longer there, I would rather choose to close the firewood house.

I hurriedly said: "Old lady, since Qiu Xian made a mistake inexplicably, Qiu Xian is willing to be locked up in the firewood room. ”

Lan Rong, who had been standing beside Mrs. Lan, suddenly spoke: "Isn't it that my sister-in-law can't read and write the house rules?" ”

You can't read!

Your whole family can't read!

All right...... I don't know which country's script this Holly Town uses.

Except for a few words, the rest of my ...... I can't understand it.

Seeing that I bit my lip and kept silent, I grabbed the old lady Lan who was hurting my foot and said, "What Yi'er said is reasonable, so I will punish her for copying the house rules 500 times in three days." ”

500 times...... Do you think this princess is a thousand temples Guanyin?

Without waiting for me to speak, Lan Rong shouted at the top of her voice just like I asked for the second time: "Stepmother, sister-in-law, she can only kill pigs since she was a child, and she has never been to school and is illiterate. It's harder for you to make her copy the house rules 500 times than for her to kill five white-headed pigs. Or do you want to close the firewood room? ”

This princess has never been laughed at to her face, and when she hears the muffled laughter of her subordinates, the anger in her heart is enough to burn down the entire Blue Mansion.

The dignity of the princess of Kyushu's daughter, how can she allow this gang of people to trample on.

Feeling the disdainful gaze around me, I couldn't help but dig my nails into my flesh.

Do you really want to put down your dignity in order to become an immortal, and use your conscience to please Mrs. Lan?

No one knew that I had dreamed of being able to become an immortal like Chang'e since I was a child. Zhu Yan resigned, what a cruel and terrible thing it is to grow old. Since God has given me the beauty of the closed moon and the shy flower, how can I watch myself grow old in the bronze mirror. Whether it is a right or a beautiful man, it is a floating cloud that is not brought by life and not brought by death.

What I long for is a permanent and never-ending life. With such a persistent and strong desire, I finally found the wishing box on the day before my 22nd birthday.

As the saying goes, you can't have both shark fins. How can the road of cultivating immortals be light for me to walk. The wish of the left hand, the dignity of the right hand, if I really want to give up one hand, I ......

At this moment, I have to admit that I have always been blessed and decisive, and I was at a loss for what to do in the shameful laughter of my subordinates.

"Sister-in-law, it's not like you're thinking so strictly."

Suddenly, a hand was placed on my trembling shoulder, which was clearly very awkward, but at this moment my irritable and even frightened heart settled.

I looked up at the light smile on the corner of Lan Yi's lips in a daze, only to hear him say again: "Old lady, sister-in-law, as the daughter-in-law of the Lan family, will have to learn to read sooner or later. If the sister-in-law is illiterate now, it will not be too late to copy the family rules of these 500 times after the sister-in-law learns to read. ”

What a way to delay the war! I couldn't help but give Lan Yi a thumbs up in my heart.

I took a deep breath, and after my mind gradually calmed down, I said in the same tone as I usually admit my mistakes to the mother: "It's Qiu Xian who is reckless, just as the little uncle said, I hope that the old lady can ask Qiu Xian to teach a teacher, and after Qiu Xian learns to read, he will copy the family rules five hundred times." ”

"Please teach Mr. Shu, sister-in-law, you want to be beautiful! You are clearly punished today......"

Lan Rong raised her neck and said something that was interrupted by Lan Yi: "Rong'er, before entering the Lan Mansion, you were also illiterate. I believe that you can best understand the suffering of your sister-in-law. ”

Xiao didn't expect Lan Yi to embarrass her in front of her subordinates, Lan Rong was stunned and grew up to be able to plug the egg's mouth: "Lan Yi, you ......"

Seeing her adopted daughter angrily pointing at Lan Yi in a faux puff, Old Madam Lan couldn't help but shout: "Rong'er! How can you talk to your brother like this? ”

"But......" Hearing Old Madam Lan's words, Lan Rong's eyes suddenly turned red.

"Alright. According to what Yi'er said, after Qiu Xian learned to read, he would be punished for copying the family letter 500 times. As for Mr. Teaching, what do you think of that step? ”

The news of Bu Yaolian's departure from Holly Town yesterday has not yet spread, and Mrs. Lan naturally doesn't know that Bu Yaolian is now walking on the way to Jincheng to take the money from the Lan Mansion to take the top prize.

However, at this time, Lan Rong, who didn't wait for Lan Yi to speak, glared at Lan Yi angrily and said, "Mother-in-law, why do you need to ask Mr. Jiaoshu again." The second brother doesn't have to take care of business matters, and stays at home all day with nothing to do, so it's better to let the second brother teach his sister-in-law to read and write. ”

Old Madam Lan glanced at Lan Yi hesitantly when she heard this: "I'm afraid this is inappropriate." ”

Lan Rong hurriedly said, "Mother-in-law, why not." You see your sister-in-law looking like this, if it weren't for the fact that our Lan family had a marriage contract with the Qiu family, who would look at your sister-in-law. What's more, the second brother's physical condition is known to everyone in the town. ”

One is too fat and no one wants it, and the other is too weak to be wanted?

Squinted at Lan Rong who was leaning up her neck, this princess really wanted to sit on her ass!

At this time, compared to my anger, Lan Yi was very calm, he looked at Mrs. Lan silently and replied: "Ah Yi is also idle, if you can help your sister-in-law to read and write, I think it can be regarded as a contribution to the family." ”

Seeing that Lan Yi responded, for fear that he would regret it, Lan Rong said: "Mother-in-law, you see that the second brother has already agreed." You just let the second brother contribute to the house. ”

"Okay. Just do what Yi'er says. Old Madam Lan pondered.

This matter clearly has nothing to do with Lan Yi, but the current situation has become as if Lan Yi is begging Mrs. Lan.

Kidney...... It hurts to be angry.

"Little uncle, why do you want to help me?" After leaving the front hall, I hurriedly followed Lan Yi's footsteps and asked.

At this time, Lan Yi paused, looked down at me, and then looked at the hosta swaying in the wind and said, "Too idle." ”

“……”

All right. If I were Lan Yi, I would answer the same way. He will never tell me because he sympathizes with me.

"Little uncle, thank you!" I raised a smile, controlled my strength, and gently patted Lan Yi's shoulder: "In the next three years, as long as the little uncle has a place to get Qiu Xian, even if it is on the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, Qiu Xian will not give up!" ”

Lan Yi's gaze was blocked by my big face again, and a touch of surprise flashed in his eyes: "Why three years?" ”

Groove cake, I almost leaked my mouth again because of my stupidity.

"Because...... Three years later, the little uncle was cured. At that time, Qiu Xian will no longer have the opportunity to carry his little uncle to the hospital. ”

When Lan Yi heard this, the expression on his face was as if he was saying that the weather was good today, and he said, "Sister-in-law, Ah Yi can't live for three years and so long." If it is an illness, the number of times I want to bother my sister-in-law will not be much. ”

Lan Yi's inky eyes were like a secluded well, without the slightest ripple, not even a trace of gloom.

There is anyone in this world who can talk about his death so lightly......

An inexplicable feeling arose in my heart, and I couldn't say how powerless I could be, but at this time, I heard Lan Yi say again: "When does my sister-in-law plan to start reading?" ”

Can it be after three years?

Looking at Lan Yi's pale face, I said, "It depends on your mood." ”

Unexpectedly, I would answer like this, Lan Yi said, "How about starting this afternoon?" ”

"So fast?"

The peach blossoms on the purple slope are blooming brightly these days, and I haven't folded them yet. The braised pigeon from Wuweiju tastes so good that I haven't eaten it yet. The Huangmei opera in Liyuan is very well performed, and I haven't seen it yet.

I pursed my lips and said, "Little uncle, why don't you teach me to read and write in three days?" ”

Lan Yi looked stunned, but this time he didn't ask me the reason, and said bluntly: "Okay." ”

"Little uncle, it's refreshing!"

Take things as they come. I didn't want to think about how to complete the first task for the time being, so when I returned to the house, I thought about going to enjoy peach blossoms, eat braised pigeon, and watch Huangmei Opera.

But here's the problem, according to the situation that I should be punished for copying the house rules in the Blue Mansion now, I must not go out to play with swagger.

The only way to do this is to disguise yourself.

But if I had to dress up, I would have to look in the mirror......