"Ye Langzhong, bring me two catties of laxatives!"

When I couldn't help the power of the wilderness in my body, I picked up the Linghua mirror and looked at my face for an hour, I didn't go anywhere, and ran straight to the hospital.

"Qiu Xian, why are you again?" Ye Langzhong, who was reading the script with Erlang's legs crossed, slowly raised his head and glanced at me, with a pair of triangular eyes full of helplessness.

"What's the point, why am I again?" I frowned.

Ye Langzhong sighed leisurely: "You come to the hospital to buy eight laxatives every year, and each time you buy it, it is two catties." Your body has long been resistant to laxatives, not to mention that there aren't so many laxatives in the hospital now. ”

I looked stunned, and I couldn't help but think of "Qiu Xian" After taking two catties of laxatives, he squatted outside the thatched house and drew circles in anticipation of the picture.

I said with a bitter face: "Laxatives don't work, so ...... Is there any other medicine that can make me slim down like a lightning bolt? ”

Ye Langzhong rolled his eyes at me, moved his gaze back to the script, and said, "If I have this method, this medical hall will not be so depressed that I can't even afford to change the door plaque." ”

When I heard this, I turned back to the door and looked at the plaque that was pasted in paper by Noro.

Seeing that I couldn't help twitching the corners of my mouth, Ye Langzhong asked, "Isn't it a little cold?" ”

This...... It's not just a little chilly, it's just very chilling......

Because of my cheap hands, after seeing my bulging and greasy face like a bun, I couldn't help but have the idea of buying a piece of stinky tofu to kill myself.

However, when I bought the stinky tofu, I held it up high, and in the end, the stinky tofu did not fall on my forehead, but in my mouth.

"Gluttony is a disease, but I have no cure for it, only a drunken can relieve a thousand sorrows...... Which palace maid with no long eyes is so bold that she dares to lock the princess's bedroom from the inside, I don't know that this princess is now more gluttonous and powerful? ”

With a clang, as I kicked open the locked door with the wine jar in my arms, I couldn't help but see a white man standing five steps away from me.

This white shadow shook my eyes.

"Don't move!" I took three steps and two steps, and hurriedly stepped forward to hold the white shadow.

The white shadow's hand felt cold, like a snowman I piled up outside the Moon Invitation Hall in the middle of winter. At this time, because of drinking, I couldn't help but put my whole face on this snowman and rub it.

I felt that the touch of the snowman was a little stiffer than before, and a writhing voice couldn't help but sound in my ears: "Sister-in-law......"

It's a man's voice!

This snowman turned out to be male!

You know, in my Kyushu daughter country, even mosquitoes only have mothers.

I couldn't help but throw the jar and reach out to touch the snowman's flat, cold breasts.

According to historical records, the body structure of men and women is very different. I've always wanted to find a man to study and study, but my second sister Qiu Plutonium has been inspired to destroy all the men in the world since the day she became sensible, so that Jiu'er Kingdom can dominate the whole of Kyushu. She didn't even let go of the male mosquitoes that flew into her daughter's country, so I didn't dare to get a man to come back to study.

After all, the boat of royal affection will capsize......

This sudden appearance of the snowman was simply sent by the Yakini to fulfill my second long-cherished wish in life.

"Don't move!"

Seeing that the snowman in front of me was still shaking violently, and his white cheeks were flushed, I didn't need to increase the force on my hand, I pressed his shoulder with one hand, and touched him with the other, from chest to shoulder, to arm.

The man's skeleton was indeed different from the woman's. But the history books say...... The biggest difference is in the lower body. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the snowman I held down began to struggle, and called me sister-in-law all the time.

"Shh I covered the snowman's mouth with my hand, afraid that my second sister would find out, and I whispered like a thief, "Don't scream." I'm just curious, and I won't hurt you. If you don't like it, I won't touch it. ”

I let go of my hand that was holding the snowman's shoulder, but I didn't let go of the other hand that was covering the snowman's mouth.

This soft and cold touch is like the osmanthus cake made by the imperial chef, and I want to take a bite.

Adversity...... But I've promised the snowman just now that I won't hurt him.

I couldn't eat the soft osmanthus cake, I sighed in frustration, and then let go of the hand covering the snowman's mouth, and lay down on the big bed with a faint medicinal fragrance: "Snowman, I'm going to bed now, you must not leave the room, it's dangerous outside......"

In the fog, it was as if someone had carried me on my back, and this thin little body was quite awkward. The man's strained gasps were faintly heard in his ears.

Then someone said: "Master, subordinates do the work for the master." ”

Is this person stupid, and he can do it for him when he sleeps?

I frowned, but the man behind my back refused, "No. ”

Well, this girl still understands my mind. How can someone else do such a pleasant thing as sleeping, I nodded in my heart with satisfaction.

But...... Why is there still the sound of window turning?

No matter what, it must be a dream I had......

Following.

When I was woken up by Shinosan, I felt a splitting headache, as if a carriage had run over me.

"Big lady, it's time to say hello to the old lady."

What old lady?

This time, the moment I opened my eyes and saw Shinozo, I immediately reacted to my current identity.

"Qiu Xian" has been married into the Lan family for half a month, and it was only the second day of marriage and yesterday to ask Mrs. Lan to say goodbye to Mrs. Lan the day before yesterday. I frowned and looked out the window at the sky where there was still no morning light and said, "Isn't it half a month to ask for peace?" ”

After hearing Shinozo's answer, I couldn't be spared, and I rolled under the bed with a pop.

When I hurried to the front hall after washing up that day, I found that except for Mrs. Lan, Lan Rong and Lan Yi were not there.

Old Madam Lan slowly raised her head when she heard the footsteps, and glanced at me with her contemptuous gaze like looking at dust, and said, "Rong'er has been preparing for the Peach Blossom Banquet recently, and she slept too late, so I saved her from getting up in the morning to say goodbye." Yi'er's physical condition is good and bad, and he will come to say hello when he is in good physical condition. ”

So the hanged man is not in good health today?

I couldn't help frowning when I heard this, but I didn't care at all about what Old Madam Lan said next.

It wasn't until a flower hoe was handed over to me that I came back to my senses and looked at Mrs. Lan blankly.

I saw Mrs. Lan say leisurely: "Qiu Xian, the day before yesterday you said that the tea you drank at home was not good enough, and I pondered that there was still a vacant land in the backyard that could be used to grow tea." I think you have been used to the wild in the mountains and forests since you were a child, and you have also studied tea trees and tea. From now on, you will be responsible for the tea you drink. ”

"Growing tea?"

"Yes. As the daughter-in-law of the Lan family, not only do you have to learn to read, wouldn't it be better to have one more strength? ”

I twitched the corners of my mouth, even though I knew that Mrs. Lan was abusing me.

But compared to yesterday, I was obviously much calmer and composed, and I couldn't help but grasp the key point from Mrs. Lan's words.

Mrs. Lan couldn't see my birth, and disliked me for being too fat and uneducated. If I can change this qiē, will I be able to get a different look from Mrs. Lan?

That way I don't have to try to please people I don't like.

The princess must first suffer my mind, strain my muscles and bones, starve my body and skin, empty my body, and act chaotically, so I am tempted to endure and gain what I can't.

So, under the whispering and contemptuous gaze of the subordinates, I clenched the flower hoe in my hand and looked at Mrs. Lan and said, "Okay, the tea leaves of Lanfu will be on me in the future!" ”

In my opinion, planting tea is no different from planting flowers, both are a kind of leisure and elegance. And with a hoe swinging down, it is a few drops of sweat, and now taking laxatives is useless to me, and manual weight loss is also possible.

However, when I came to the open space with the hoe, I couldn't help but tremble, dropped the hoe, and screamed as I ran.

I would say that Princess Ben and "Qiu Xian" are very different in temperament and even figure, but am I just as afraid of chickens as her?

The daughter princess is afraid of chickens. What a shame it is. If I let the people of my daughter's country know, I will definitely become a talking point when they eat chicken.

So in order to preserve my dignity as a princess, I used the excuse of being allergic to feathers to prevaricate the fact that I was afraid of chickens.

But "Qiu Xian" is afraid of chickens, which is known to three-year-old children in Holly Town.

I have the power to fight tigers, but I don't have the power to bind chickens. Looking at pheasants in the mountains, I always took a detour.

This old lady Lan is simply abusing my body and my heart!

However, at this time, when I saw the flower hen chasing after me with this fluttering of wings behind me, I completely ignored the shameful laughter of the maids on the road, and ran in the direction of the corridor with a scream.

Is this flower hen beaten with chicken blood?

Why do you keep chasing me?

"Sister-in-law? You ......"

Just as I was running to the end of the corridor, I suddenly crashed into a wall of flesh.

It's the Hanged Man.

Seeing that Lan Yi was bounced away by the force of my sprint, I saw that he was about to hit the stone pillar beside him. I reacted very quickly and grabbed his arm and jerked it in my direction.

In the next moment, the hanged man stiffened and was held in my arms.

"It's okay, I'm fast enough." At this time, Lan Yi was close to my arms, and I patted him on the back and comforted.

Probably holding his breath by my chest, Lan Yi hurriedly took a step back, and when he raised his head, his pale face couldn't help but flush with a layer of redness.

Hiding the panic in his eyes, Lan Yi coughed lightly and said, "Sister-in-law, Ah Yi is fine." ”

"It's okay. Now you're my only friend in Holly. If you just hit that pillar headfirst, you will become a fool. I'm afraid that the future will not be at peace. ”

Lan Yi was stunned when he heard this.

At this time, I was glad that Lan Yi was not injured by my recklessness, but I forgot about the flower hen that ran after me behind me.

When I heard the cry of the flower hen coming from my feet, I stiffened, my heart trembled, and I couldn't help but jump up in fright and hang directly on Lan Yi......