Text Text_Chapter 003 Not as big as your guy

Tian Erdan looked at the carp little king and shot out in an instant, swimming to the reservoir on the slope of Daqing Mountain in the distance. As soon as he finished scolding, Jin Guang turned his head and came back in an instant.

The big carp wagged its tail happily on the surface of the water, very proud. "Young man, what are you scolding me, I can listen."

"It's nothing, it's nothing, I praise you for being handsome and chic, and your magic skills are world-famous, and you are really the dragon among the fish, the little king of the world." Erdan hurriedly argued.

"Fart, come on, let me tell you the beauty of this baby, since I promised you, I have to do it, this is called keeping my word, understand." Big Carp Road.

The psychic wishful beads that have been transformed into Tian Erdan's body have two wonderful uses, one is that Tian Erdan can understand the language of animals since then, has the power of animals, and can also summon the aura of nature. Another is that the aura in the body can be released and probed, whether it is the human body or the mountains and rivers.

"Isn't it the same as Sheriff Bresta?!" Erdan asked excitedly.

"Sheriff Bresta" is a cartoon that Erdan watched when he was a child, in which Sheriff Bresta has the eyes of an eagle, the ears of a wolf, the speed of a leopard, and the strength of a bear, making him extraordinary superhuman, and in order to maintain peace and tranquility, he wags an unremitting struggle against evil.

This is the idol of the children in the village when I was a child, and once upon a time, the village would remember the sharp cry from time to time: the power of the bear! …… Leopard speed! ……

"It's pretty much the same, but it's still advanced." After listening to the introduction of the second egg, the big carp said.

If this thing absorbs the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, this aura will continue to grow, until in the end, it can call the wind and rain.

So magical! Erdan was both excited and a little unbelieving.

"Of course, otherwise, how would you understand me?" The big carp said disdainfully.

"This is the treasure I stole from the Jinghe Dragon Palace, I originally wanted to use it to help Yuelongmen, who knew that it was cheaper for you kid, fate ......"

Tian Erdan was a little embarrassed, "Then, give it to me, why did you jump the dragon gate......

"It's not a big deal, it's not much use to me, my own cultivation is enough to jump the dragon gate, if it weren't for it, I wouldn't be so strong and skip the head."

"Then after you jump, do you still have to use it, or will I give it back to you? ......"The second egg is actually very particular, don't delay Jackie Chan."

"Cut, calculate, I'll become a dragon after crossing the dragon gate, fairy, and I can still see this thing. Besides, it's all been refined into your body. The big carp pouted.

"Don't be embarrassed, let's try."

How to try it, the big carp said, "Look up the hill over there the reservoir and see how far you can see." ”

Erdan stabilized his mind, spread his legs, and brewed for a while, and finally, a terrifying cry broke out: "Eagle eyes!" ”

In my childhood memories, the louder you shout, the stronger your mana.

At the end of the day, Erdan only felt that he had suddenly flown into the sky, and his horizons suddenly widened.

Mountains, rivers, and reservoirs are all under their own eyes.

Looking further up the mountain, the camera pulled closer, and on the mountain several miles away, it was clear to see.

"Hey, there's two people there......" Erdan said to himself as he looked at a small forest on the top of the mountain.

"Isn't it a man and a woman, both bare-assed, there*." The big carp asked.

"Ah, isn't that Xia Sanwa," Erdan said in surprise, "...... The woman holding the tree and pouting her ass is his wife Wang Cuihua...... I said, "How do you know that?" ”

"Hey, these two often fight in the field on this mountain, Lao Tzu has nothing to do and often watches it, it's very exciting...... Feed! Woo...... Woo"

The second baby suddenly felt that the sensitive place below, a warm tingling sensation came, and she shivered, and looked down, the second brother under her stood up at some point, long and big, and actually sprang out of the shorts, impartially, and just landed in the mouth of the big carp.

"Ahh Phew! ......" The big carp struggled to spit out, and finally withdrew, screaming and spitting.

Erdan smiled, "It seems that what you said is true, you see, do I also have the power of the big black donkey in the village." ”

The big carp sighed: "You kid is gifted and has spiritual power, I don't know how many girls will be harmed by you." ”

"I said, I haven't asked you yet, are you a man or a woman?" The second egg laughed evilly.

The big carp was stunned for a long time before he said in a sharp voice: "Okay, in order not to be so disgusting, I'll tell you, in fact, I'm a little dragon girl......"

Syllable! Erdan picked up the big carp with the momentum of stealing the bell in front of his ears: "Hehe, then I can't let you go, be my daughter-in-law." ”

"Hey, hey, it's not yet, the dragon gate hasn't jumped yet." The big carp hurriedly said.

"If you don't be a daughter-in-law, then make snacks." Erdan said, he is also a little fairy now, eat your little fish essence, that's not a problem.

"Little brother, I'm really afraid of you, so, big silver carp, okay, I'll give you a big silver carp to drink."

The big carp tilted its head and exhaled. A big silver carp of more than 20 catties jumped from the water to the shore at once, looking at the two of them with half-open dead fish eyes.

"Look, this buddy, I have depression and I don't want to live anymore, so I'll cook you snacks." Big Carp Road.

Erdan put a big carp, looking at this big silver carp is really good, but there is not much spirit.

"Dude, I really don't want to live anymore." Erdan asked, tilting his head.

"It's boring...... "Big tarpon muttered, too lazy to speak.

"Good luck, young man. With the help of psychic wishful beads, the prosperous world will be at your disposal from now on...... Mix...... Mixed ......" As he spoke, the big carp had already swam away, and the aftermath of the words came from afar.

Erdan was stunned for a moment, pulled a wicker, wore a big tarpon, and kicked his legs with a thought.

Sou! It jumped into the air.

Ahh

The second egg Taishan screamed like an ape, and then with a bang, he landed steadily on the shore

can't die, Lao Tzu is a little fairy! Tian Erdan strode with his head held high, walking with a bang, and Xiao Nanzhuang was at his feet.

"Erdan, go down to the river to fish again......" was walking angrily, and a woman came out next to him and greeted him in a flattering voice.

This woman is a, with a graceful demeanor, especially in front of her figure, the cover can't cover it, and she flickers and flickers with her movements, which makes people dizzy.

It is the village chief Wu Youshun's good friend and one of the three golden flowers of Xiaonanzhuang, Zhao Xiu'e.

This woman has a good body and is charming, and she is also one of the best romantic figures in the village.

If you don't say that you have a bad life, this can be reflected in Xiaonanzhuang. When Zhao Xiu'e was young, she was good with a high school student and slept with her, but who knew that she later went to college and kicked her.

The emotional injury is not light, and the reputation is also bad, so that he is still unmarried, and the other two women in the village who are talented but have been kicked by men, and are called three golden flowers.

It is not easy for a woman to live, it depends on whether her legs are tight. (Incisive, there's applause.) )

Zhao Xiu'e and the wife of the village chief Wu Youshun are some distant relatives, it is not easy for a woman, Wu Youshun represents the two village committees, and he inevitably has to take care of them. With this, Zhao Xiu'e opened a commissary in the village, and she didn't make a lot of effort, but she was also very nourishing.

There are greedy people, but they are afraid of the village chief, and they can only secretly be jealous of Wu Youshun: all the good wine is called to him, and the good B is also called him the day.

Zhao Xiu'e carried a large basket of grass on her shoulder, and it seemed that she was going to the river to collect grass and feed the rabbits.

"Hey, Aunt Xiu'e, why do you drill the reeds alone." Erdan glanced at Zhao Xiu'e's body bones, and his heart couldn't help but swing, and he said with a hippie smile.

Zhao Xiu'e had a white eye, not impressed. "Tut, look at this tarpon, it's really big...... Yes! Before she finished speaking, Zhao Xiu'e covered her mouth and screamed, popped the straw basket, slid to the ground, and turned over.

"Oh my God, really...... It's really too big......" Zhao Xiu'e stared at Tian Erdan's bottom and shouted in distraction.

Obviously not talking about the big silver carp.

The guy with the second egg, like a big donkey, was stimulated by Zhao Xiu'e, seemed to be awake but not awake, bulging, lying there, the little shorts were wet, and the silhouette was more obvious.

Erdan saw that Zhao Xiu'e's good-looking little mouth was round and open, and her little arms were holding her big breasts, trembling under the thin clothes, and she couldn't stand it. The guy was ready to jump.

"Hey, auntie, it's not big, no matter how big it is, it's not as big as your two guys." Erdan teased, hurriedly pressed the trouser door, and ran away.