Tian Erdan walked listlessly along the Lingquan River in front of the village. Jumping out of Lannie's window, she fell and hurt.

"You can't die, Cao Dakui, if it weren't for Xiao Pei's face, I would have cured you of a dog." The second egg muttered to himself hatefully. Cao Xiaopei is Cao Dakui's sister-in-law, an alumnus of Erdan, two grades higher than him. It can be regarded as the girlfriend of the second egg.

The origins start when I was in the first grade of elementary school. Once after school at night, Cao Xiaopei and a few female classmates were playing in the water by the river, but the little two eggs suddenly came out of the water.

The naked second egg rushed out of the water, and while shaking *, he shouted: Look at *, look at *......

Several little girls opened their mouths wide, and then they screamed and fled. Cao Xiaopei didn't leave, but rushed straight over.

This time, the second egg was stunned. Cao Xiaopei is like his brother, with a tall body and strong bones, he threw the second egg on the shore, then picked up Xiao*, and said while playing: "Let you play hooligan, let you play hooligan......"

It wasn't until Erdan was in pain and scared that he pouted and cried, Cao Xiaopei let go, looked at Erdan's little *, pouted and said, "Why are you so big, it's so ugly." He turned around and walked away.

It is precisely because of this that they don't know each other, Erdan and Cao Xiaopei have always had a vague emotional factor, and classmates who have good things have also coaxed, until Erdan was expelled, and Cao Xiaopei went to the county health school.

However, the two did not cut off contact, on the contrary, when they returned to the village during the holiday, they seemed to be closer than before. In Erdan's heart, Cao Xiaopei is his girlfriend. can have a girlfriend who goes to school in the county, and she is so beautiful, Erdan thinks that this is a man's greatest ability.

Before his words fell, a sentence sounded like thunder behind him: "Tian Erdan, you little bastard, stop me!" ”

Cao Dakui chased after him so quickly.

Erdan turned around: "Cao Dakui, you are a dog, don't follow me like a dog who eats shit." Lao Tzu is really hot, you look good! ”

Cao Dakui roared angrily and strode over.

With a pop, Tian Erdan plunged into the Lingquan River.

"Poof," Erdan stuck his head out of the water and shook the droplets. "Ah, it's so cool, Cao Dakui, there is a kind, come down and wash."

Cao Dakui was scurrying back and forth on the shore, but he didn't dare to go into the water.

Cao Xiaopei told Erdan that he was afraid of water, and when he was a child, he almost drowned when he went down to swim in the river, and he fell into heart disease.

"You little rabbit cub," Cao Dakui scolded, "I'll tell you today, if you pester Xiaopei again, I'll copy your whole family!" ”

"Cao Dakui, I also tell you, if you dare to move a finger of my family, I will copy your whole family and bring your relatives!" Tian Erdan did not show weakness at all, "Your sister-in-law is asleep, and she is willing to let me sleep, we are in free love, understand, free love!" ”

Cao Dakui saw him shouting with his neck straight, and laughed angrily: "Little rabbit, you don't pee to see, just like your bear, just like your parents, why are you chasing Xiaopei." To tell you the truth, Xiao Pei is about to get engaged, the director's son! You'd better continue to be your second-rate farmer. ”

"the big stinky fart!" The second egg scolded frantically, unwilling to listen.

Cao Dakui had already leaned over and picked up a few stones, swished, and smashed them.

Bang, the stone stirred up a splash, and the second egg flashed his head and was almost hit.

"Oh, I'm your sister, Cao Dakui, you play yin......" The stones flew one after another, and the two eggs pierced down one by one.

Holding his stomach for a sulk, I don't know how long he walked at the bottom of the river, and the second egg quietly surfaced.

The river is quiet, the surroundings are silent, a sparse reed on the bank is rustled by the wind, and occasionally a few bird calls of "cuckoo cuckoo".

"Cao Dakui, who can't die, it's so hard to chase your father." Erdan leaned out and exhaled. After thinking about it, it's not right, when you become Dakui's father, isn't that also Xiaopei's father, so how will you marry Xiaopei in the future, Lao Tzu sleeps with a girl, it's not appropriate.

Alas, no wonder Xiao Pei ignored his love for this time, could it be true that he really wanted to be the boss's daughter-in-law? Although what Cao Dakui said was ugly, he was also reasonable, and he was a bear-like ...... Alas, how can I be promoted and make a fortune.

I was thinking about it with a little headache, and a voice came: "Get out of the way--! A strong wind hit in his ears, and as soon as Erdan turned around, it was too late, and a black shadow had already pounced on him, and with a snap, it was slapping on Erdan's face.

There was a tinkling in his ears and he fainted in the water.

The river choked into his mouth, and the second egg was excited, coughed a few times, and stood up.

There was no one on the shore, there was still silence all around, and the breeze heard the distant cries of cuckoos.

"I've fallen for the evil," Erdan wiped his face, and it was a little hot. But a small voice suddenly came to mind: "Help me, take a hand." ”

Erdan turned around sharply and looked around, the river was calm and sparkling.

Really evil?!

"You're not evil, here, boy, quick, save me."

Said in an anxious voice.

Only then did Erdan follow the sound and see that on the grass on the shore, a big golden carp with its mouth moving and twisting there.

"You...... Are you talking? ...... "Rao is the second egg is bold, and he can't help but be a little scared.

"Yes, young man, why are you so verbose, help me and let me go back into the water. Oops, this face is slapped, it's ruthless......" carp said.

"Ahh Tian Erdan almost sat down. "You...... Are you an old fish spirit?! ……”

The old people in the village said that the Lingquan River in front of the village has not been dry for 10,000 years, and there are old fish essences in it.

"You can say that, but don't call me so ugly, you can call me the little carp prince."

The carp gasped as he spoke. "Help me out, put me in the river, I'm dying."

In this way, the second egg quickly became happy, what's wrong with the old fish essence, it's still fish, stewed big fish in an iron pot, it's more delicious.

"Hey, fate, little carp prince, my dad drank wine at night, and I said give him the whole fish, it's you." The second egg waded into the water and approached, and as he spoke, he pulled a grass tree, and was about to start to pierce the fish.

"Don't move!" The big carp rose up and screamed.

"I said, are you a gentleman!" The big carp shouted.

Tian Erdan was stunned for a moment, with a lot of them, pure masters!

"Isn't it a gentleman who talks about repaying kindness and revenge?"

Well, it's a must.

"You ate my psychic wishful beads, should you repay my kindness?"

Psychic beads? What is that, Erdan felt that his throat and eyes seemed to be a little slippery, and he didn't pay attention to it just now.

"Just now I was carp jumping over the dragon gate, who knew that the strength was too great, the jump was wrong, just your kid came out of the water with a ghostly head, no, I was slapping you in the face, my psychic wishful bead was knocked out, and it happened to be thrown into your mouth."

Ahh The second egg hurriedly coughed and vomited, feeling that the things you spit out were eaten by me, disgusting!

"That's right, you can be a snack, I don't care if you hit me, say, do you like braised or stewed." The second egg reached out again.

"Don't! Other! The little carp king hurriedly shouted, "You kid ate my baby, and you want to eat me, you will take revenge, it's too unauthentic!" ”

Baby? Tian Erdan's heart moved, "What kind of baby is it, what can you do, tell me quickly." ”

The big carp smacked his lips and said, "You concentrate and think about your lower abdomen." ”

Tian Erdan did so, and suddenly, a sharp voice sounded in his heart: "Congratulations to the young master, congratulations to the young master, from a small farmer rolling in the earthly world, to a handsome and chic, Yushu wind, a generation of talented psychic - small farmer!" I am your precious psychic wishing bead, and from now on, I will refine and integrate into your body. ”

As soon as the voice fell, Erdan only felt a cool breath from the lower abdomen to all parts of the body, and the whole body was clear, that feeling was really refreshing.

Oh...... Erdan almost hummed comfortably, isn't this how it feels to sleep with a woman.

"How's that, cool." Big Carp Road.

"Yes, yes, what can this baby do, tell me quickly." Erdan urged.

"Get me out of the water."

With a heart, he picked up the big carp and threw it into the water.

Shout! As soon as the big carp entered the water, a golden light flashed and shot into the distance.

"If you can't die, you know that this guy is slippery and unreliable." The second egg scolded hatefully.