Leander happily joined the team celebrating the treble, took photos with the seniors who came to watch the game, responded to the support of the fans, and waited for them to sit on the turnaround before Rooney settled an account for him.

"I don't know how you can be happy, it's impossible to score 100 goals in two consecutive World Cups and European Championship finals, and it's impossible to win both...... Are you sure you know the format of the tournament? ”

It's strange that he can know, he has only seen one World Cup final in two years, that is, Spain and the Netherlands, and he doesn't know anything about this stage from the 32nd all the way out of the elimination of the last two, after all, it is no bad for him to face anyone, just listen to the coach's arrangement, and even when he learns the tricks, he does not watch the whole game but directly finds the video highlights;.

This is where the tragedy begins.

The even championship is a double round-robin knockout round, and even the semi-finals have to be played over two legs, all of which add up to a total of thirteen games. The World Cup and the European Cup group stage are a double cycle, and the previous is a decisive victory, the World Cup only needs to win the championship, and the European Cup has fewer teams entering the final stage, all of which add up to six games, a total of thirteen.

In Leander's heart, all 20 games, 100 goals, there is difficulty, but there is also a chance to achieve it. Cutting half of the games is still a fart, so he has to get back twenty kilograms of gold and score 7.692307692307692 every game...... balls.

Rooney's analysis made Leander suffer a fatal blow.

At this time, he still had a little illusion, unbuckled his seat belt and stood up from his position, lying on the backrest and looking back, behind the immortal legend Giggs: "Big brother, let me ask you something, Wayne said that the double champion of the World Cup and the European Cup only needs to play thirteen games, is it true?" ”

"I haven't counted, I guess it's about the same."

Ryan Giggs never played in the World Cup, never, he was born in Cardiff, Wales, and joined the Welsh team, the closest Wales came to a World Cup final in history was in 1994, just one penalty short, that was at its peak, and then it was not as good as a year. Ryan Giggs also pays attention to the World Cup, but he goes to watch the ball, the British Isles basically only England can enter the finals, Scotland and Wales watch the excitement, he has not played, why calculate how many games to play?

Roughly calculated, it should be about the same, as soon as Giggs made a decision, Leander sat back expressionlessly, his reaction today is very familiar to the whole team, I have seen it! That's it after the Golden Boy award, the game against Villa was sleepwalking.

Leander because he can play well in every game, but fans can't remember his classic table, and can remember the bad time, that draw is a joke forever, and I thought there would be no second time, but I didn't expect to see him today.

United have been careful in the last two months because every game is important at a crucial stage of the season and they have taken good care of Leander and made him feel refreshed and radiant every day...... knows that he only has three obsessions in his heart: gold cups, money and food, which are actually easy to understand and coax.

I didn't expect Rooney to go crazy.

It's okay to dismantle what, even if you can't hold back and can't wait until after the Champions League is won? How much did Real Madrid give you for such a pit team? You're ready to move after this year, right?

Also at the airport, otherwise Rooney would have been beaten.

In one day, Leander suffered two fatal blows, he completely entered his own world and couldn't get out, usually he couldn't talk to him, at this time you talked to him for a long time and couldn't wait for a response, and finally turned his head and his expression was dazed, and there was a feeling of confusion.

Because he was bullied too many times, Rooney rarely fought back, and grabbed Leander's pulse at once, and then became like this, he began to want to laugh, and found that Leander was not joking at all, he was very serious and panicked after despair.

it, no.

If he keeps this form for half a month, what will happen to the Champions League final?

If you don't have Kaka, how can you play if you don't even have Leander?

Rooney has gone from being a little panicked to very panicked.

"Hey, no, don't scare my legs like this!"

"Although the difficulty is relatively high, it is not completely impossible, work hard, for twenty kilograms of gold!"

Leander: ......

On the way from London to Manchester, Rooney couldn't coax Leander back, and the local fans, who were heavily armed to take advantage of the opportunity, saw the scene of the embarrassment.

Leander is still so handsome and stylish, but he is just like the affectionate male protagonist in the movie who died of his girlfriend, with a capital on his face: I'm sad, I don't want to live anymore, don't stop me!

The fans who were still shouting slogans were stunned for a moment, and their voices were gone at that moment.

"What's going on?"

"Fatty, what have you done to us Ander? How can you be so cruel? ”

"I said that I want to be friends for the rest of my life, and I will be friends in a few days, and people say that they will stick knives in their brothers' ribs and brothers in women...... I didn't see why the woman was like this? ”

"What the hell is going on, let's explain it personally!"

How to explain it?

Do you want to tell the fans that Leander, as the leader of England's new generation, the representative star of English football, the absolute main force of the Three Lions, and the frontcourt of Manchester United, does he not know the format of the World Cup and the European Championship and think that he has a double cycle in the whole process?

It's too embarrassing to say.

I don't know that the fans witnessed this tragic scene, and their media also took pictures as soon as possible to write reports and upload them to the Internet.

"Red Devil Infighting, Seven Crowns Fear of Coming to naught"

"Leander's suspected transfer to Real Madrid"

The media thinks that he has already negotiated and is ready to sign with his peers, and plans to release water before the Champions League final to ensure that Real Madrid wins the cup...... As soon as this report was written, it was rounded, is it funny? If Manchester United can really stand on the top of Europe and achieve the feat of seven crowns, their whole team will become a legend for future generations to admire, looking up to the class of 92 now, and the class of 12 in another 20 years.

This is still false, to be honest, the bonus of the seven crowns can't be counted, as a core player, the main force in the main force, the value has definitely skyrocketed, there will be a vast number of giants lining up to poach people, and the advertising endorsement fee is not the same as it is now.

I have never heard of someone releasing water for the sake of transfer, if you really want to go to Real Madrid, there is an easier way, the Champions League abuses them, and Florentino is willing to pay for it.

You're to buy you!

[My intuition tells me that he has become like this may have something to do with Prince William, and everyone is concerned about the fact that it is three times larger than the Hercules Cup, as if forgetting the harsh conditions, which are impossible to achieve, and the aliens cannot do it when they come.] ]

[Nearly eight goals in a single game, at least ninety percent of the games in which both teams combined did not score eight goals.] ]

[So we Ander was cheated by Prince William?] Not only deceived feelings, but also deceived a kiss, what does it mean to be a white wolf with empty gloves? ]

[The prince of the British Empire is really not ordinary, he really doesn't worry about Leander feeling desperate to think of the retirement stubble again?] ]

[Hahahahaha, if it really becomes like this, the lord is bound to stand up and scold reads;. ]

[Why don't you interview Real Madrid fans first, what do they think?] ]

……

What do you think?

Of course it stays that way!

People say that Leander is the all-round king, and there is no shortcoming, isn't this a shortcoming? You can't stop it, and you can't stop the car when you pit it.

There are unknown creatures mixed into the water army, they said so, it must be Luo Daihua who used the beauty trick, and Leander forgot about the country.

It sounds decent, but can the beauty trick really be used on whom?

Real Madrid is very high, Ramos didn't casually forward unreliable news reports, he circled Leander: [Is it okay goddess?] ]

Leander, who had not moved, replied to him fifteen minutes later.

Brain-dead fans who want to retire _ld11:_(:3ゝ∠)_

In the two years of the bonus, he modified his ID for the first time, from a brain-dead fan of love and justice to a brain-dead fan who wanted to retire. Although he only posted an emoji, the new nickname has been explained.

His good friends realized that the problem was a bit strict.

Someone circled Rooney, Kaka, Giggs, and Samba and asked them what the hell was going on? Just now I was happily celebrating the triple crown with the fans, and the time to take a plane became like this, so that I could teach the plane to be a man? Can you still play in the Champions League?

Rooney, of course, can't say that I seized the opportunity to get revenge, and he pondered it and changed it to a more appropriate one.

[Ander didn't carefully count the number of matches in the European Cup and the World Cup, he just calculated it clearly on the plane, probably thinking that a hundred goals were only saved in a dream, and sadness came from it......]

Needless to say, it's so clear that I know.

Sure enough, every time Leander cheats on his father, there are several reasons, and any guess has a considerable accuracy rate, Prince William has just put the trouble in order, and he has just been escorted to the headlines, and the second round is coming.

Previously: #心疼威廉王子#

Now it is: #女王陛xià管管你孙子, he bullies people #

When the Queen of England heard about this, she couldn't stop laughing, and almost collapsed her image, Prince Harry specially teased his brother, okay! The whole world is looking for a way to beat Leander, how to beat him, and you will make him never want to play again!

Harry's pit is more than that, not only teasing him in person, but also using his own personal homepage hahahaha.

[Willian brought a way to beat "God" to teams all over Europe, and you laughed at him for working so hard.] ]

……

If you don't do it, you can't die, baby.

Originally, there was no Harry business, and he got himself into it with a message.

Dear, have you forgotten that you are a British prince, is it appropriate to pit yourself like this? If you play big, who will be responsible for losing the European Cup and losing the Champions League?

[Deliberately, the cliff is deliberate, anyway, it's still early in the European Cup, let's talk about it first, and then talk about it, it can be regarded as revenge with one arrow;.] Think Aston Villa, think Arsenal! ]

[You mean the scheming dog of the British royal family?] Hold a grudge for a season, right? ]

[These two are not miserable, if you want to say that the first tragedy that fell at the feet of Manchester United is definitely Newcastle, that is a human tragedy. ]

[Intentionally!] Definitely on purpose! ]

[The royal family bullies the commoners, and they don't force people to die if they don't live!] ]

……

For a moment, William himself felt that he had done a heinous thing, and if he thought about it, it was not right! The trophies of major events are all fluid, and I haven't seen Ronaldo and Messi really fall into a low point in their careers, so it's like this to Leander? Now the fans' opinion is that he cheated Leander, why does it feel like the other way around?

Isn't it that this bastard is clamoring to retire and he has thought of a remedy, all for the sake of English football!

Prince William wanted to cry without tears, and at this time Leander circled him.

Brain-dead fans who want to retire _ld11: 100 balls is too insincere, I won't let you bargain, give you a discount?

Poof-

This scene is also familiar, as if it has been seen somewhere.

I think it's a supermarket!!

He bargained with the shopping guide in the supermarket, and now he bargains with Prince William, William was also amused, and replied to him: "Then you can also give me a discount, twenty kilograms is too much." ”

The fans were about to praise William's wit, and Leander made a trick.

Brain-dead fans who want to retire _ld11: Then I go to buy jeans and let the seller get a discount, and he can still remove two trouser tubes? Mess around!

He always said that he was stupid, that he was smart on key issues, that he was too smart.

Jeans sellers all over Britain stood up for him.

[Come to us, buy one get one free!] ]

[We buy pants and get a full set!] ]

[You come and wear whatever you want, no money!] ]

[I'll stick you upside down a hundred, kneel and beg you to come and put your jeans on!] ]

……

Prince William was not good again, his head was almost bald, and he felt that he was caught up in a great conspiracy, and the whole country had united to trap him. At this time, Harry couldn't stop laughing: "I think he should be awarded a comedy figure of the year!" Funny Cheng dù surpasses Mr. Bean! ”

William: If you don't help find a way to watch the joke on the side, it's really a brother, you go! →_→

Don't talk about his brother, his father can't stand it anymore.

Prince Charles made a special phone call to care about him, if he can't come up with so much, he can help him make up some points, 100 goals is indeed too insincere, and this award is equal to nothing!

There are also a number of design masters in the UK who are fans of Leander.

People comforted him on Facebook.

Don't cry, if Prince William asks me to help design the trophy, I'll give you a whole gem!

Count me in, I'll give the whole special complex, so that he can't shrink the kind!

I also have a very expensive plan here.

Because this award originated from Ander, it is better to use him to model and imitate the little golden man, we can count the whole hair, and it must be small if we want to do it vividly.

……

No wonder the products are getting more and more pitted now, and the designers are awesome! Uppercase!

Prince William was already congested, and this follow-up plot almost choked him to death.

"I designed it myself, so I didn't let these bastards help!"

Prince Harry gave his brother a special look.

Yourself?

Are you sure?

Your words are all dogs, elementary school level, can you still design trophy shapes?

Because he felt that this was too hurtful, Harry didn't say it directly, he thought about it and chose the most tactful way possible: "Don't embarrass the royal family." ”

Ferguson is not worried, not only is he not worried, he hopes to paralyze the opponent, it is impossible to give up the seven crowns with Leander's personality, and the fans are raising gold to give him the trophy, which is impossible to pit.

Anyway, there is still half a month, let him toss it, take the whole Real Madrid team to wave together, it is best to waste the competitive state. Ferguson calmly listed several formations, and wanted to choose the most balanced one from them, attacking and defending, and it was easy to change formations.

Half a month, it looks like there is still a long time, in fact, it will be here in the blink of an eye, and before the Champions League final, the Premier League will first usher in the final game, the 38th round on the 13th, Manchester United away to Sunderland, have already won the cup is not meaningful, Ferguson will completely hand over this game to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, let him make arrangements, and he will fully enter the rhythm of the Champions League.

Originally, there was a goal to break the Premier League points record, looking forward to more than 100, although the last few rounds were drawn and lost, the record was indeed broken, rubbing the past, the most one round did not have too special significance, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was also happy to have this opportunity, the feeling of leading the first team and the reserve team is completely different, although the opponent is only Sunderland.

Only Ferguson was calm, the media, reporters, players, and fans all revolved around Leander, and his interaction with Prince William was wonderful every day, and the two seemed to have become jokers.

Jorge Mendes is laughing to death.

Is this the new trick that grabs the headlines?

He has been hanging on the homepage of major websites for several days, the news is like a novel, and he has been tracking the follow-up, Leander bargained with Prince William during the day, and appeased Ronaldo at night, he rarely took the initiative to take the initiative to be the bald man with the big pie face, which made the Zhenggong Niangniang very dissatisfied, murderous during training, and resentful after returning home, and on the Internet he also drove a trumpet to spray William's face.

Say anything, as long as the goddess wants me, the golden bed will also be given to him!

Bald Scoop Death Door Slamming ......