This trophy is also cold enough, Leander almost couldn't help but complain, thinking that it was a public thing, the words came to his mouth and swallowed back.

Because he couldn't hold it back, he squeezed Rooney on the side and summoned the people back from his extreme excitement: "I said, didn't you prepare something for us above?" Playing so hard with only one trophy? How can this be divided? ”

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When he heard this, Rooney suddenly got to the point, and he asked in as gentle a tone as possible: "You don't think these trophies can be kept forever, do you?" Do you still want to score? ”

He was going to add how the hell did you get into football? Are you stupid? It's common sense!!

If the Chinese fans are here, they can also help him translate, and it can be expressed in simple language: Mom's mentally retarded.

Leander was a little uneasy, he felt that a door was about to be opened, and it would not do him any good to open this door, and sure enough, Rooney spoke again.

"Not to mention the FA Cup, it's the same with the Champions League trophy. Before 09, winning three consecutive championships or accumulating five championships could have a permanent Big Ear Cup, but now there is no more, and all that is given is a replica. ”

Groove !!!!

"Why? It's not scientific! Leander almost rolled around, and Rooney gave him a disgusted look, "It's because there are so many people like you." The symbol of world football hegemony used to be the Golden Goddess Cup, which is the highest honor of the country according to the rules of the Football Federation that whoever can win the Golden Cup three times in the quadrennial tournament will belong to him permanently. In the 1970 World Cup in Mexico, Brazil won the championship for the third time, and the Golden Goddess Cup flew to their home, but the trophy was stolen and sold for gold after being melted down. ”

It's no wonder that it will be stolen, because the Remet Goddess Cup, that is, the Golden Goddess Cup, is made of pure gold, thirty centimeters high, weighs 1,800 grams, and has a total of four kilograms plus the base.

Leander was completely bad when he heard this, and when everyone was laughing and raising their glasses on the stage of the awards, he was about to cry when he was sad, but fortunately Rooney reacted quickly and pinched him.

"What's the matter with you?"

"These trophies are meant to be a symbol of honor, and there is no difference between a replica and a real thing, so you don't really want to sell them, do you?"

Leander just wants to squirt him in the face, you know?

My ultimate dream of entering football is the Hercules Cup! You sue me for such sad news, can it be better?

The live broadcast camera captured Leander, he squatted on the award table to plant mushrooms, his expression was worse than that of his dead wife, and the lord also found that something was wrong here and asked what was going on, Rooney was stared at by a vast number of eyes, goosebumps were about to rise, but this Leander ancestor was not affected at all, and was still grieving.

"Wayne, you say! What the hell is going on? What happened to Ander? ”

“…… It's a long story. ”

"Then long story short, hurry up, what the hell is going on?"

Rooney organized the language a little, and then said it again at a very fast pace: "Leander dislikes the FA for being too picky, saying that this trophy is very cold, I said that it is fluid anyway, his meaning is not in the trophy itself, and then he became like this." ”

Although he tried his best to beautify it, but it didn't succeed, Leander looked at Ferguson pitifully: "Wayne told me that even if we take the Big Ear Cup and the Hercules Cup, they are not ours, and the trophy will be passed on, even if it meets the conditions for permanent preservation, it will be a fake, right?" ”

Not so absolutely, but it was almost like this, but because he knew Leander Ferguson, he didn't dare to nod.

Giggs put his arm on his shoulder and said: "After winning the championship, your value and endorsement fees will soar, you can buy as much gold as you want......"

So is it true that as Wayne Rooney said, from the FA, UEFA to FIFA, they are all so picky?

"It's too picky!"

"I'm going to protest, it's demoralizing the players, I'm going to retire if I don't give pure gold! I'm not kicking anymore! ”

"My golden cup! Lose me the gold cup! ”

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Because it's a great moment, FA Managing Director...... In fact, it was just a name Prince William, who was not very in charge, to present the award to the Red Devils in person, and he was about to take a photo with everyone, but he found that the atmosphere was not right, and when he heard Leander clamoring to retire, his first reaction was to retire, don't abuse our Vera, think about it carefully, it's not right!

"What if you retire from the European Championship and the World Cup?"

"I won't do it if you don't do it, you want you to go up!"

The words were asked by Prince William, and Leander squatted on the ground without raising his head before replying to him, thinking that the European Golden Boy Award was the most excessive, but it turned out not at all!

Leander won't be pitted in the Champions League final.

This was the first thing that came to mind of the whole Manchester United team, followed by Leander's murder of Prince William.

He's so daring!

Anyone dares to spray!

Don't look up to see who it is!

The most surprising thing for his teammates was that Prince William did not fire at Manchester United to let Ferguson discipline the players well, but began a journey of coaxing mentally handicapped children.

"UEFA and FIFA can't be the masters, so it's better to go back and build yì and fix the relevant terms so that you have the opportunity to fight for the trophy that is permanently sealed."

If it had been okay earlier, now Leander has to take an inch, "Then it won't be given to me." ”

If he wasn't afraid that he would be able to use Prince William so hard to carry the burden?

This person, as long as he has the ability to do everything, he can eat you to death in minutes, and he doesn't even have a way to threaten him, his parents have long been dogs, he has no girlfriend, he is not married, and he has no children...... Red stripe alone, he's afraid of you?

Prince William thought for a while and said, "The trophy was originally given to the club, even I can't give you one directly." ”

Leander: →_→

You're really boring as an official, or the president, where can you see the president's breath?

Because Leander ignored him, Prince William made a trick: "That's good, our royal family has added a prize, as long as you can help the national team win the European Cup and the World Cup, I will send you a gold cup that is three times bigger than the Hercules Cup and you can't lift it." ”

Manchester United's first team, these homegrown English players, are dripping and ticking.

Rooney pulled down his face and asked, "What about us?" ”

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Prince William found a loophole in his words and patched it again: "On the basis of meeting this condition, more than 100 goals must be scored in the official matches of the two tournaments, and the number of goals is not cumulative." ”

Damn, this is obviously something that was made up to coax Leander!

A blank check, right?

It's okay to be a double champion, the number of goals is not cumulative, it means that you have to win the championship in two consecutive tournaments, and the total number of goals in the official competition of winning the championship will exceed 100, Rooney wants to say that if Leander can do it, he will eat the gold cup directly! Prince William was clever and apparently dropped a gold coin in front of Leander, hooking him to rush forward.

Someone, who was still languishing just now, had gold in his eyes, and he was about to be blinded, and he hugged Prince William, who came to solve the problem, and kissed him on the face.

Ferguson really wanted to throw people back, but the live camera was aimed at him, and he kept shooting, and he didn't realize it at all!

The thought of the gold cup, which was three times larger than the Hercules Cup, made Leander's mouth water.

He also elbowed the dead fat man who felt ashamed.

"How much does the Hercules Cup weigh?"

"Almost five kilograms of pure gold plus two circles of malachite."

"Three times more is a Hercules cup plus three, twenty kilograms, right!" Leander only counted very clearly when others owed him, and when he paid for it, he didn't know how much 11 was equal to.

Rooney is really ashamed, he has made more money since he met Leander, but why? Why is it always in the headlines this way? It makes people laugh when they see it!

Mom, what do you say to do?

I really want to break up with Leander!

After he was excited, he wanted to say that he would not retire for the time being, the national team would fight, and the Champions League would apply for rest! Before he could say anything, he was blocked back by the lord, you have to pit Prince William, and you still want to pit me!

"If you don't play well at the club, the national team won't have a chance to play, and you won't be able to score 100 goals if you don't play all the games."

Leander clenched his right hand into a fist and slammed it lightly into his left palm.

"Yes, I didn't expect it, sir, you are so good!"

Rooney, the idiot, also reminded that the fans promised to play the gold cup if he could win seven crowns last time, and contribute gold jewelry to Leander to play the gold cup!

I thought they were joking, but was it true?

That's great!

Fight with Real Madrid!

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He can't even imagine that the player he wants to buy back is trying to kill Real Madrid, and he is going to invite Jorge Mendes to dinner twice more to have a good talk about whether it can work.

Leander's process of playing treasure was watched by the fans.

At first, I didn't understand what was going on with him, and then someone had an idea.

[Could it be because of the trophy?] If you look at the shape and color of the FA Cup, it shouldn't be the type that Andel appreciates! ］

[yes, I almost forgot about it, so he's in a career slump again, right?] After winning the FA Cup, because of the relationship of dissatisfaction with the trophy! ］

[It shouldn't be that outrageous...... ］

[You know, genius ideas are often different from ordinary people, Leander plays football so well, he is like an all-powerful king, can this kind of demonic style of action be the same as you?] ］

[Look at the prince!] The prince is gone! As if talking to him! Damn, I said so many times not to just give the camera, but also to have a voice, otherwise who knows if they are hairy. ］

[It looks like the problem is a bit strict...... ］

The fans really didn't understand, at first Prince William and Leander talked to him and ignored him, and then suddenly kissed him, and the idiot also showed an expression of seeing the chicken legs, and he was going to drool when he saw him like that.

What did Prince William tell him?

Introduce him to endorse KFC?

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The speculation of the fans is endless, the award ceremony is not completely over, the people have not returned to the locker room, and the rumors are already flying.

Said that Leander was dissatisfied with the shape of the trophy and protested at the award ceremony!

Said Leander was not happy with being substituted in the second half and demonstrated in this way.

There are all kinds of things, or the BBC inspiration, they interviewed Prince William, and they asked about it.

Prince William inadvertently hacked Leander: "Ander is discussing with Rooney that the trophy should be split and distributed to everyone, and he wants the heaviest part." ”

The reporter almost blurted out: the base?

Fortunately, it was held back.

Prince William continues: "After learning that the trophy was mobile, it was as if he had been hit hard, and I told him that the royal family had many personal awards that could be kept forever and then ......"

That's a nice thing to say, I don't know if someone secretly recorded the video?

Ashley Young arranged for someone to sit in the first row, and after winning the championship, he picked up the equipment nearby, a mobile phone with a group photo, and a championship hat and scarf...... Because he is usually pitted too much by Leander, as soon as he encounters this kind of rare scene, he secretly turns on the photography function, inadvertently shoots the whole process, and uploads his personal homepage.

Ashleyyoung: Secretly sue you for the truth on the podium [video]

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is really a good partner of Manchester United, a good friend of the Premier League, Ashley Young sold Leander completely, I thought their friendship was coming to an end, but I didn't expect Leander to share and circle Prince William, so that he would not be repaid, and said that he would fight.

Fans: People in the city really know how to play.

Leander is a living treasure, because the FA Cup, Big Ears Cup, and Hercules Cup are all displayed for the champions, and they will be returned in the next session, so they are sad and crying to retire, and the fans who are slightly better at mathematics have calculated an account for him, how much gold is a trophy, how much is a gram of gold, and the conclusion is that he can play a lot of trophies with a month's salary, what is he trying to do?

[It's all to you, that's the difference between a genius and a mortal!] ]

[I was going to go to the slaughter version to brush the three crowns, but I was deflated by laughter. ]

[Prince William's heart is bitter, we are all ready to sharpen our knives and snatch the championship from the great powers, such as Spain, Portugal, Germany, France, Italy, etc., why do you want to retire?] Are you teasing me? ]

[Hahahahaha, I originally wanted to kill Prince William, but the goddess took the initiative to kiss him!] Is there any initiative? After watching the video, I can only sympathize, very sympathetic. ]

[I feel sorry for Prince William, you have endured humiliation for the sake of English football!] ]

[I feel sorry for Prince William, and I finally found a high-sounding statement, and it was debunked without the slightest defense.] ]

[I feel sorry for Prince William, if it were someone else, I don't think it would be easy to achieve the conditions, our goddess will definitely have a chance!] Looking at his momentum, who can stop it? ]

[I feel sorry for Prince William, it's not a paragraph compared to the lord, the ginger is still old and spicy, I think of the previous trash can incident, the lord ate this idiot to death!] ]

[Hahahahaha, one thing drops one thing, the bottom of the food chain is like Prince William, but he is not the worst, I think the fat will be cleaned up again, this fire is really well lit!] ]

[Ander should thank him, otherwise he won't know the bad news until he holds the Hercules Cup, it will be miserable, and now there are at least twenty pounds of gold beckoning to him.] ]

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Why?

After watching such a shameless behavior, there was only hahahaha left.

I'm really convinced!

Retired on the podium, Nima has only played for less than two years, he is going to retire, is it funny?

Anyway, the individual awards that can be won are almost the same, why can't you retire? A lot of people who have played until they are forty years old are not as good as him.