52. Chapter 52
The two peddlers are very easy to solve, since the elimination of **oss like Wu Da Wu Er, the little fat man said that the traffickers in the world are weak.
"Sister Bilei, who said that my waist is twisted and my ass is so good?" The little fat man gritted his teeth, but he didn't forget to ask in a low voice, they are in an ambush now, and they won't sing if they are heard.
"The face is long, like a horse's face." Xia Bilei whispered, holding her breath and waiting for the two traffickers to come over, they are now hiding under a pile of reeds and dry firewood, this alley is long and deep, there are few people, but there are a lot of dry firewood waiting to be dried, and it is most convenient to hide and seek.
"Say I've got a big ass, I'm going to sit on him with my ass!" The little fat man was furious.
Xia Bilei said angrily, "It's another one who says I'm ugly, even if he has a male god face, he can't resist the hatred of saying I'm ugly!" ā
Male god face? It's a shoehorn face! The corners of Qin Mao's mouth twitched, he would never understand some people's aesthetics, such as the sound of books, and then Xia Bilei. Slowly, Bi Lei also shouts at him all day long, could it be that he also has a shoehorn face? Qin Mao couldn't help but touch her chin, and decided to eat an extra bowl of rice every day in the future to make her chin more rounded.
The horse's face and the shoehorn's face were very strange why the three girls disappeared at once, and they were looking around, and the next thing they tripped upside down was, and a large pile of firewood was overwhelming towards them.
The horse face threw Chai He aside one by one in a panic, and the last thing he saw was a huge ass pressing on his face, he was out of breath, the most terrible thing was that the huge ass also "poofed" out of a puff of gas, and the horse face fainted before there was only one thought: You fart and say it, don't hit people in the face, don't spray your face when you fart!
"Dead fat, you fart and say it!" Xia Bilei couldn't help but take a big step back and cover her nose, the little fat man loves meat, and he pulls it very stinky, and the "poisonous gas" put is naturally several times more stinky than others, Xia Bilei looked at the horse's face sympathetically, not so much that he was stunned but that he was smoked.
"Don't try to run!" Qin Mao said sharply!
Xia Bilei turned her head and looked, it turned out that the shoehorn face was not good and wanted to run away when she saw the opportunity, how could this work! She immediately rushed forward.
So the shoehorn face is destined to be miserable, although Xia Bilei was ordered by Qin Mao and the little fat man not to allow her to use electricity in front of people, but this does not prevent her from beating people, such as the lethal flirting legs or something.
The little fat man and Qin Mao both felt that the egg hurt and the chrysanthemum was tight, Qin Mao held the kimchi stone that he found out of nowhere and rushed towards the shoehorn's face, how can the special girl's ice crystal jade ** touch such a filthy thing!
"Ah Mao......" The little fat man wanted to speak and stopped.
Qin Mao, who knocked out the blood of the trafficker and was thinking about how to collect the corpse, held the stone, raised his eyebrows, and looked at the little fat man with a questioning expression. The little fat man originally had a holy father's heart, but he was close to the ink black, and now as long as he didn't die, he didn't think it was a big deal.
"I want to say don't forget to search if they have a purse, by the way, they are dressed well, we can peel them off and sell them for a few pennies, we are frightened, we should ask what Sister Bilei said...... That's right, mental damage fee! The little fat man looked at the traffickers on the ground with a salivating face, he has always had a relationship with the silver, "Wow, there is indeed a purse, but how can it be such a little silver, it is not as valuable as clothes, Sister Bilei, you turn your head, I will take off their coats." ā
Qin Mao put down the stone in his hand, sighed and sighed at the little fat man's habit of picking at the door with the sound of the book, obviously there were dozens of taels of silver in his pocket, and he still wouldn't be soft when he saw a few pennies, "You peel it yourself, I'm dirty!" ā
The little fat man just stripped off the clothes of the two traffickers, and when he looked up, he saw Xia Bilei just covering her face and not turning her head at all, "Okay, Sister Bilei, don't think you just cover your face, who do you want to hide from your fingers so big?" He could see through his fingers her wide open eyes.
"Turn your head, don't look at the wild man!" Qin Mao pursed her lips, extremely displeased, when she returns to the palace, she will have the opportunity to send a mama who teaches the rules to her over, hoping to teach Xia Bilei, who is similar to a wild monkey, to be more behaved, at least on the surface.
The little fat man, who had already taken off his outer robe, retorted, "That's not what the wild man said, and Bilei's sister's husband is qualified to say that." ā
Xia Bilei, who had already turned her head and looked at the alley with alert eyes, interjected, "Then should I say a wild man?" ā
The little fat man retorted, "A lady can't say that." ā
Qin Mao, who stood by and watched, said, "It's not vulgar to remove the male word." ā
Xia Bilei happily changed her words, "Okay, hurry up, lest the wild man wake up." ā
Qin Mao was stunned, he had been living a peaceful life for too long, so he was not cautious enough to do things? So he turned to the little fat man who was about to finish, and said, "Peel off your undershirt too." ā
The little fat man who only peeled off his coat was stunned for a moment, and then sighed, "Mao, I just want to peel off a coat, who knows that you know the truth of goose plucking better than me, you are very talented as a profiteer, but it is not easy to be an excellent profiteer, first of all, you have to find out the price, no one is willing to collect the clothes here, and the women's are still successful, my father said that there are hundreds of taels of clothes in Yihongyuan, and there are people who are willing to collect them......"
Qin Mao only felt that the green tendons on his forehead were about to pop up again, who wanted to be a profiteer! Who wants to collect men's underwear, no, he doesn't want to collect women's underwear!
"I asked you to tie them up in their underwear, they are the head of the earth, if we wake up soon, we will be in trouble."
Qin Mao gritted his teeth and smashed his fist on the little fat man's head, and the little fat man immediately became enlightened after shouting in pain, not only tied them up with his underwear, but also stuffed their mouths with stinky socks by the way, and saw that there was no one around, so he simply took the thatch dried on the side of the road and spread it on them.
The three children went to the restaurant to meet the sound of the book, but the sound of the book was unaware, and they boasted proudly about what they bought cheaply and how much money they saved.
The little fat man felt that he was a humble person, you see that he didn't show off such a big thing today, he felt that he should educate Shusheng what is the truth of humility.
"O book, I said that silver is not saved, but earned." The little fat man said earnestly, "No matter how much you save money, there will always be a day when you run out, but the more you earn, it is different, you see that you almost couldn't even support your mother before...... It can be seen that saving money is not the reason to live. ā
Shusheng was stunned for a moment, pondered for a while, and sure enough, his family is getting poorer and poorer because the silver is only inadequate, "But I only know how to save money and don't know how to make it." He really felt more and more useless that he was a scholar, and no matter how much he read books, his mother still ate bran with him.
The little fat man immediately came to the spirit, as soon as he talked about making money, he immediately became proud, this is his forte, "Come on, I'll teach you how to make money......"
Xia Bilei and Qin Mao buried their heads in eating, "Mao, if only these meals could be kept for a long time, we can pack a lot of them on the road." "In the summer, the weather is too hot, and it will be spoiled in half a day.
"Eat more, and keep it in your stomach." Qin Mao built yƬ and gave her a large chopsticks and cucumbers.
"That's all there is to it." Xia Bilei chewed on the tender loofah.
Most of the dishes on the table were vegetarian dishes, and Xia Bilei and Qin Mao ate with relish. They really don't lack meat on the road, Qin Mao can hunt, Xia Bilei can catch fish, and vegetarian dishes are even more rare in comparison. The wild vegetables in summer are not so tender, eating a smell of astringency, fortunately, Xia Bilei will sprout bean sprouts, but eating bean sprouts every day is also greasy, because most of the vegetables they eat at the restaurant are vegetables, of course, there is also meat, the little fat man and the book do not refuse, most of the meat goes into the stomachs of the two.
Xia Bilei glanced at the little fat man and the sound of the book, the two were talking speculatively, their appearance and image were similar, one person with one chicken leg, and after a while, a large plate of braised chicken leg disappeared.
"Mao, if you eat the sound of the book, will you become as chubby one day?" Xia Bilei asked quietly, the appearance of the book is too good at bluffing, who knew that the appearance of the white lotus was so cruel.
"Probably not." Shusheng is the type that doesn't grow meat just by eating, Qin Mao snorted coldly, he felt that Shusheng followed them eighty percent in order not to be hungry, half of the eldest child ate the poor old man, and the feeling was to find a long-term meal ticket. But...... Qin Mao looked at the little fat man's rounder and rounder abdomen and the more and more ruddy face of the book, they really didn't look like they were fleeing......
"Ah Mao, I heard that there is a Qingyun Temple outside the city, the scenery is particularly beautiful, and the vegetarian food inside is particularly delicious, why don't we go and taste it, uh, I said that it is to enjoy the great rivers and mountains to cultivate the soul......" Xia Bilei looked at him with bright eyes.
The corners of Qin Mao's mouth twitched, she was really traveling.
"If you drop by, you can do it." Qin Mao reluctantly agreed, listening to the discussion from the hall, his eyes flashed with a hint of deep thought, speaking of which, now the rivers and lakes are spreading one after another, and the Ouchi guards cooperate with the six doors and the army to call out the famous Jianghu killers, the dead soldiers of the family and the bandits and bandits have chopped a large number of them, and now everyone says that the road to the capital is unprecedentedly safe...... It seems that the person sent by his father is not a vegetarian, and when he can't find him, he simply eliminates obstacles on the road, and uses this stupid method to ensure his safety as much as possible. He didn't know how many bandits and bandits there were along the way, but what he did know was how difficult it was...... Qin Mao's eyes are a little hot, even if his father didn't find out about the conspiracy of the harem woman, maybe even if he found out, he wanted to whitewash the peace, but his heart for him was real, the bandits and road bandits in the south have always been in trouble, and there is no shortage of collusion with the local yamen, every time he said that he would send troops to solve it, courtiers jumped out, from the distance to the silver to the casualties of the soldiers...... This time, my father insisted on going his own way, and he was also in a dilemma in the court.