The addition of the sound of books to them is that they don't have to go around the crowd, and even many cities can go, this time they discussed going to Gufeng County, the south is particularly fond of ancient characters, and many cities have an ancient character in their names.

The three of them had no opinion on this at all, the cured meat and salted fish in the car were full again, and there was not much food to eat, and the food was consumed very quickly after the addition of Shusheng, and every time he ate, Shusheng swallowed three bowls of rice with ferocity that did not fit his delicate appearance!

"You want me to wear women's clothes? No need to talk! Qin Mao categorically refused.

Shusheng sighed, "Mao, you can wear it for safety." ”

Qin Mao pointed to his yellowed skin, "Isn't it enough for me to do this?" ”

"Not enough!" The voice of the book said categorically, "Unless you change your facial features." "In addition to being yellow, the delicacy of the facial features and the detached temperament are still there, unless the face is all blackened, otherwise the sharp-eyed person can still see it at a glance.

Qin Mao pointed at the little fat man unwillingly, "What about the fat man, he doesn't have to wear women's clothes?" Before he finished speaking, a little fat man with a big belly and a shy man ran over, "Shusheng, help me tie my belt, I won't wear women's clothes." ”

The corners of Xia Bilei's mouth twitched, the little fat man really looked like a ball, and it was a colorful ball.

"Sister Bilei, help me tie my hair." Although the little fat man wore women's clothes for the first time, he didn't have any pressure in his heart, he was different from Qin Mao, a businessman with too high self-esteem was definitely not an excellent profiteer.

Xia Bilei pointed to her bare scalp angrily, "Do you think I can tie my hair so difficult?" ”

The little fat man tilted his head in confusion, "Don't all women tie their hair?" Okay, just come and help me get a simple hairstyle. ”

Simple? She can still tie a ponytail and comb a small braid, so Xia Bilei picked up the comb with confidence.

Shusheng laughed hesitantly, and looked at Qin Mao without saying a word, anyway, he could go to a crowded place by changing into women's clothes, otherwise they would have to take a detour.

Qin Mao pulled the women's clothes in Shusheng's hand, and put them on with a stinky face, what was even more annoying was that in order to save money, Shusheng's women's clothes were all colorful village girl clothes, and the fabric was so bad!

Shusheng quickly helped him comb his hair, and praised the smooth and smooth hair in his hand: "This dress is beautiful, the girl in our village has such a flower skirt like a dream......"

Dream? It must have been a nightmare.

Shusheng helped him pull a bun, and continued to tirelessly promote his ability, "I bargained with the people of the cloth village for this flower dress, and in the end they were thirty yuan cheaper each, including the one on Chubby's body, that fabric used a lot, and the store was unwilling to reduce the price......"

The corners of Qin Mao's mouth twitched, "Then how do you convince the shopkeeper." He really wanted to know which shopkeeper was so lame, and his aesthetic gaze was simply earth-shattering!

The book was triumphant, "I told her that if you don't sell it, you can't find someone with the right shape to buy it, and there are very few girls who are fat like this." ”

"Ahhhh......h......h

Qin Mao's forehead was about to burst, and he yelled at him, "Don't learn from women to speak!" "It's still a mouthful, and I really think I'm a girl!

Xia Bilei ran out angrily with a comb and ran out behind, "Fatty, you don't know what to do, this hairstyle is trendy, many male gods make this hairstyle, or cute or domineering...... "There is a famous men's group that uses this hairstyle to sell cuteness, I don't know how many fans have circled."

Male god, I think it's a male nerve. Qin Mao took a look, and was very glad that the aesthetics of the book were normal.

"Ouch, how suitable this floral dress is, it's so suitable!" The sound of the book was intoxicated again, "It is worthy of the number one dress that the girl's family in our village wants the most." ”

I was wrong, Qin Mao reflected, the aesthetics of Shusheng have never been normal, and the aesthetics of his whole village are not normal!

"The book has a good eye." Xia Bilei praised, "A strong local flavor rushed towards me, which made me think about the ...... of stewed vermicelli with green flowers and pork."

The praised book reciprocated, "Where, it's not bad for you to comb this hair, yo, and you have a red head rope, it's a bit like a firecracker, it's too festive." ”

"Well, this hair was actually inspired by the Cupola." Xia Bilei's hand holding the comb was about to move, "Mao, do you want me to comb one for you too." ”

Qin Mao shook his head wildly, bastard, don't tease us just because you don't have hair, ah, my father is right, women's jealousy is too ugly, and the evidence is clearly on the little fat man's head.

The little fat man felt that he was really thundered, and finally insisted on dismantling Bi Lei's labor fruits, and let Shusheng comb two packs of Baotou, seeing Xia Bilei's regretful look, the little fat man's eyes rolled, "Shusheng, you see that Bi Lei's sister doesn't have long hair, she can't wear men's clothes, his previous monk outfit is too famous, or you can see if the wig you bought can be put on her head." "By the way, I also got two pigtails on that wig.

The book that was tidying up the skirt for the little fat man shook his head, "No, the wig can't be connected without real hair." ”

Xia Bilei sighed, "It seems that I have to wear a hat." ”

So a young lady from the countryside went shopping with two maids who were fat and thin, and of course there was a weak scholar brother.

"Wait!" Xia Bilei has an opinion, "You don't walk in the right posture, women don't walk like this." ”

Shusheng pondered for a while, and felt that it was reasonable, "That's right, the walking posture is too rough, how can a woman take such a big step." ”

The little fat man thought about the woman he had seen secretly in Yihong Courtyard before, and his mother scolded the woman for being a vixen who specializes in seducing men, and he went home and specially asked his father what a vixen was, and his father said that the vixen was the most feminine woman who could seduce men the most, that is to say, a woman among women! So the little fat man twisted his fat waist and shook his shirt in one step.

The sound of the book is almost straight-eyed, this ...... It's really like the walking posture of the Qinglou girl in the city, that is, people walk step by step, and the little fat man walks step by step to make fat.

Xia Bilei is also stupid, with a strong taste of heaven and earth and countryside, but no one doubts that the little fat man is not a woman.

Qin Mao put his hands on the wall, he swore that if he really let him walk like this, he might as well die!

Fortunately, Shusheng and Xia Bilei didn't have any opinions on his walking posture, Qin Mao was about to breathe a sigh of relief, and then he was unhappy again, didn't he have any opinions at all, did it mean that he had a problem with his original walking posture? Say it's too sissy or something.

"Ah Mao, you have a quiet personality, if you have wide sleeves and a crown and a broad belt, most of your walks are fairy-like, very chic." Xia Bilei racked her brains and boasted.

Shusheng nodded violently in agreement, hehe, this kind of walking posture wearing women's clothes will only look imposing, and there is no conflict at all.

**

A group of people went to the city, and those who bought things went to buy things, those who sold game went to sell game, they went to the wig shop and drooled over the wigs, and they were so bored that they watched the ants under the trees.

"Mao, what do you think of this wig?" Xia Bilei beckoned to Qin Mao, who was wearing women's clothes and nesting under a tree not far from the entrance of the store, "Don't just look at the ants, help me see if this wig is suitable for me?" ”

"The hair quality is not good enough." Qin Mao looked picky, thinking that every beauty in his father's palace had smooth and black hair, how could these wigs be compared.

"It's much better than the wig that Shusheng bought, is that a wig for women, it's too rough for men." Xia Bilei looked at the price, it seemed to be a bit expensive, if she really bought it, she would definitely be scolded if she was known by the sound of the book.

"Buy this." Qin Mao picked up a more beautiful and better one, of course, the price was more expensive, "My silver will also be given to you." ”

Xia Bilei was suddenly moved, "Mao, you are so good." ”

After buying the wig, I bumped into the little fat man who came back from selling game.

"Sold out? What about horse-drawn carriages? ”

"The sound of the book needs to be used, and it is said that it needs to be loaded in a carriage to buy things." The little fat man wiped the beads of sweat on his white fat face, the women's clothes selected by the book were all colorful and green, and he felt even more hot in such a day, "It's too hot, I told Shusheng okay, let's go to the Donghai restaurant and wait for him, let's go, let's go and drink ice cream first." ”

Xia Bilei looked at the bright sun and nodded, this kind of day to be able to drink something frozen is simply enjoyable.

"I know there's a shortcut here, so let's take a shortcut." Qin Mao immediately called up the map of the city in his developed brain.

Someone from a distance saw the three girls walking in the alley, and was about to remind them that the alley was not safe, when they saw two well-known thugs in the city secretly following the three little girls, and the good Samaritan immediately shut up and looked at the three little girls who were about to suffer with some pity.

"What's wrong?" Qin Mao sensitively noticed that Xia Bilei's footsteps stopped for a moment.

"Looks like we're running into human traffickers again." Xia Bilei smiled bitterly, her super-developed sense of hearing could hear the words of the traffickers behind her clearly.

The little fat man was so depressed that he couldn't do it, "Why did we meet human traffickers again?" Could it be that we have three words written on our faces that it sells very well? ”

Xia Bilei said angrily, "This is the same as the person who stole the fruit blames the fruit for being too tempting." ”

Qin Mao touched the knife he was carrying, "Bi Lei, what did they say?" ”

"Well, do you see? That fat girl who grows fat, her waist is really good at twisting, you see her ass is big, she must be very able to give birth, she should be quite able to work, and the head of the village who wants to have a son must be willing to buy ......it at a high price."

The little fat man glared at Xia Bilei angrily.

"Look at what I'm doing!" Xia Bilei said angrily, "That's the words of human traffickers." ”

"Yo, although the village girl with the flower skirt was born with yellow face and thin muscles, take a closer look at the facial features and really peugeot, it's amazing, the silver sold to Yihong Courtyard will definitely not be less, this sallow little girl must be beautiful and white when she can pick up customers for three or five years!"

This time it was Qin Mao's turn to have a dark face.

The corners of Xia Bilei's mouth twitched, because this time the trafficker finally talked about her, "The one with the hood just came out of the wig shop, Gu must be a super ugly monster, forget it, it costs a few dollars to be a fire girl...... I rub, where am I ugly, where am I just a fire girl! ”