Daughter country, invite the moon hall.

"100-year-old clam|toad skin, 100-year-old East China Sea pearl, 100-year-old banlan root, 100-year-old daughter red, 100-year-old Pu'er tea, 100-year-old bat eye, 100-year-old woman foot wrap ......"

The sun and the moon were dark and the wind was high, and I pinched my nose and put the above hundred-year-old treasures into a rusty iron box.

This iron box looks ordinary, but I found it in the corner next to the ninth wooden frame on the ninth floor of the treasury.

Half a month ago, I wiped off the thick layer of dust on the tin box that was crowded with fingernail shells, and found that there were four words written on it, these four words...... I don't understand.

But who am I?

Kyushu's daughter, the princess of the country, Qiu Xian, is also!

It's not easy to know what the four-character foreign script means, as long as I ask Taifu to ask her sister-in-law's niece's best friend's aunt, that is, the talented girl Xueba, who is proficient in the seven Chinese dialects of Kyushu.

So what is written on this tin box?

Xueba told me that these four characters are translated into my daughter's Chinese, which are "promise", "wish", "treasure", and "box".

That's right, this broken iron box that seems to be thrown on the side of the road and won't even be picked up by beggars is the legendary wishing box that can summon the gods and make wishes by collecting seven treasures!!

As for the seven treasures, they are the hundred-year-old toad skin, the hundred-year-old East China Sea pearl, the hundred-year-old banlangen, the hundred-year-old daughter red, the hundred-year-old Pu'er tea, the hundred-year-old bat eye, and the hundred-year-old woman's footcloth......

This immortal's preference is simply a fighter in a strange way!! When I got the footwrap of the century-old woman, I vomited three times, and I didn't eat half of my meal for three days.

But fortunately, my goose egg face has also been thinned into a melon seed face, which is great!

Ahem, to get back to business, when I put these seven treasures into the wishing box, and then ......

"Immortals?"

I knocked on the tin box, but there was no response.

"Sesame unboxing?"

I knocked on the tin box, but it still didn't happen......

So I poured a cup of hot tea and drank half a sip, raised my eyebrows and said, "If you pretend to be cold, this princess will throw you into the pit." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, a demon wind, or a fairy wind, was coming, and I saw a fairy wearing only trousers, shirtless, and waist-length silver hair still dripping in front of me.

This boobs ...... It's really small, my gaze moved from the fairy's white chest to her reddened face and said, "Goddess, this princess has a wish to make." ”

"What did you say?"

This immortal not only has a flat chest, but also has difficult ears.

I took another sip of hot tea, cleared my throat and repeated, "Goddess, this princess has a wish. ”

I saw that the fairy whose cheeks were getting redder and redder slapped his chest suddenly, and said with a fried hair: "Master, I'm a man!" Qiu Xian, are you blind! ”

"You...... Is it a man? "My God! This is the first time I've ever seen a living man! I twitched the corner of my eye, it turned out that the slightly raised part of my chest was the pectoral muscles, and this pectoral muscle was too much of a problem, which was too inconsistent with his face that was overwhelming.

"Disobey your sister!"

The fairy smashed a chestnut on my head, and I was stunned: "Can you read what is in my heart?" ”

The fairy of the boy and girl snorted coldly, and said in a mouthful: "Nonsense, master, I am a fairy!" If there is a fart, let it go, if there is a wish, I will continue to bathe, master. ”

I will never do anything that can be moved. Since he could read minds, I didn't even bother to move my mouth, so I asked in my heart, "Doom...... Immortal, what's your name. ”

"Shh

"Immortal, where are you from your hometown?"

"Nine heavens, boundless alleys."

"How old are you?"

"Nineteen thousand eight hundred and seventy-six years old."

"Is this iron box your real body?"

"Yes."

"Married?"

"I'm still ......" Coming back to his senses, he clenched his hands, gritted his teeth and said: "If you make a wish, say it, if you don't make a wish, you will leave." ”

Afraid that I would be so angry that I went back to take a bath, I said: "I don't hide it, I have a seven-trick exquisite heart since I was a child, jade silk brocade clothes, gold and silver jewelry are not as good as a cup of tea to win my heart." ”

Hearing this, he clasped his arms with both hands, blocked the important parts, and snorted coldly: "Show off the rich and poor for three generations." ”

“……”

When the time for supper was approaching, I coughed lightly twice, and said with a stern face: "Immortal, since I can find you, it proves that I have an immortal fate." I want to become an immortal, and I hope that the immortal will be fulfilled. ”

"What did you say!"

This immortal is really not good at ears, and I repeated in a louder voice: "Immortal, since I can find you, it proves that I have an immortal fate." I want to become an immortal, and I hope that the immortal will be fulfilled! ”

After hearing what I said clearly, he looked at the moonlight outside the window, then at his fair feet, and finally slowly stretched out three fingers and said, "How about I give you three thousand beautiful men?" ”

I squinted my eyes and said, "Do you think my princess will be short of men?" ”

"Yes...... This is a daughter country. ”

"......" I said silently: "In my daughter's country, I want a man to have a fart!" I don't care, either I will become an immortal, or I will cross you into a immortal, choose one of the two. ”

"......" twitched the corner of his eyes: "Er, in fact, it is not difficult to cross you into an immortal." ”

"Really!" This wishing box is honest and does not deceive me.

"But you must complete the twelve tasks I have given you, and ......"

"No problem. Reel deal! ”

On this day, as soon as I heard that there was a way for me to become an immortal, I immediately forcibly broke my little thumb and made a contract.

As everyone knows, this is a cheat......