Chapter 19: Out (In?) Superstitious film crew

After deciding how to deal with it, the pace of life of one person and one bird has returned to its usual leisure, and the only change is that Du Ling can finally surf the Internet at home, and does not have to continue to fly to the 18th floor to work at heights.

…… Besides, I don't have the face to see Comrade Xiaotian who has been pitted again and again.

He hasn't bought the doge pillow he said he had said yet, and now he is making a big fuss about the account of a certain treasure of his deceased person, I am afraid that it is being stared at by many people, you must know that even if the Sunrise District Public Security released the so-called information on solving the case, netizens, especially the people in the Sunrise District, who love their jobs and dedication, are also crying and shouting that they don't believe it or not-so before teaching Xiao to leave online shopping, Du Ling decided that it was better to be a low-key bird.

And whether the two Haki meows and the magpie brothers are monsters or mutant beasts, they are also concubines in an unknown state, and they are also taking the lead to help them explore the way.

When the bird master thought about it, he suddenly felt that his image was taller.

How did the end of the world appear two years later, this question was about to become a heart disease in his heart.

Since he knew that there were really gods and monsters, Du Ling didn't dare to say conclusively that it was some kind of pollution mutant alien invasion, maybe it was a natural disaster...... Evil calamity?

He still remembered the terrible scene of the change in heaven and earth, and no part of the whole earth escaped this catastrophe, but could it be that the West also has this on their side? Or maybe it's just an indistinguishable coincidence, anyway, now there are scientific laws and supernatural gods and monsters coexisting in the world at the same time, and the ghost knows which one is at work.

And Du Ling remembered that Xiao Li mentioned the so-called "Heavenly Dao", so maybe it was the punishment that Heavenly Dao couldn't stand the arrogant behavior of human beings?

Legend has it that at the beginning of the flood and famine, there was some rewriting of the law of heaven and earth, and the human race has raised its head since then? Maybe the end of the world will be the end of the retribution, and the calamity has arrived.

It's just that although Du Ling is entangled and worried, it is not good to ask Xiao Li, who is the emperor of heaven, when he revealed the secret of people wearing birds before, he was quite clever and hid the part that was reborn from three years ago, and now everyone thinks of each other as good friends who are honest with each other...... That's embarrassing.

Du Ling decided to be a shrunken bird, and the newcomer had to dive for three months, and he had already gotten rid of it once, so he couldn't be impulsive this time, at least he had to wait until he figured out how to do a goblin before he spoke.

Anyway, he doesn't have such a grand ambition as saving the world, so he naturally cares about what he is saying first.

As the days passed, attempts to use human cultivation spells failed again and again, and just when Du Ling's attitude towards the inspector of the Demon Management Bureau began to change from being afraid to avoiding it to looking forward to wanting to wear it, someone finally came from above.

It's just that the style of painting is a little bit wrong.

That morning, a man and a bird were full of food.

Du Ling naturally didn't do this kind of thing when he was a homebody, but after he taught Xiao Li to go online, the first thing this obedient emperor paid attention to was "the healthy lifestyle advocated by modern people". From then on, what is holding a bowl to surf the Internet, lying down and playing with a mobile phone, eating junk food to your heart's content, and being old with the screen...... In this way, the good life is completely far away from Duling.

Instead of an iron-faced and selfless strict timetable, Xiao Li completely confiscated his mobile phone on time and on time, and the time he had to spare to do nothing was left to stare at Du Ling personally to feel the so-called heaven and earth aura, in order to fully control the new body as soon as possible.

Although countless substitutes can be taken out, but in the face of such real care, the most important thing is that the emperor is becoming more and more handy and well-crafted to appease him, and Du Ling can't help but know what to do, so he has to work hard every day to hold his breath.

Not to mention, this is really gradually holding back a little feeling, at least although he still can't use spells, but his control over the parrot shell has reached a higher level, specifically showing that his eyes are clearer, his ears are sharper, his strength and even his voice are a little bigger, and there is even a super treble attack method that Xiao Li identified as a racial talent...... Well, the combat effectiveness has 500 more geese in one go.

Anyway, just as they had a good meal after the night shift at the convenience store and walked with each other as usual, they suddenly found that there was a suspicious noise source in the small square of the destination.

One of the big men carried the camera, the other fat man resisted a big bag, and on the side were three tall, short, fat and thin men in suits and leather shoes, and in the middle a little girl wearing a small short skirt and a hollow wool coat, trembling in the spring breeze, held a microphone and raised a contrived smile:

"Hello audience friends, Lili is meeting you again!! Welcome to this episode of "Out of Superstition". Today, our column team came to the XX community where strange things happen frequently-" She stretched out her hand and led the camera to the old tube buildings behind her that were full of creeper dead vines.

In fact, it is the allocated housing that used to belong to the state-owned units, and it is not the same thing as the resettlement housing community rented by Du Ling.

But it's more eerie.

"It seems to be a peaceful and peaceful ordinary resident, but since the Spring Festival, there have been a series of mysterious death and burial cases, herds of wild cats and wild dogs fighting wildly, ivory necklaces and other mysterious incidents, is it man-made, is it a coincidence, or is there really a monster behind it?" Song Lili, the idol host who got out of superstition, deliberately lowered her voice, and made a suspenseful BGM expression on her pretty face.

"This time, we invited Li Gan, a well-known feng shui expert, Professor Situ Bosi, a visiting professor of veterinary medicine at Southeast Alliance University, and our old friend, Mr. Zhang Aimin, a retired police officer, and three experts will work with me to uncover the truth behind this series of events!" After introducing the three men in suits in turn, Song Lili confidently made a fist gesture.

"Ka-" The fat-headed and big-eared guy who was carrying a big bag, probably the person who was the director of the on-site shooting, said: "This paragraph sounds a bit wordy and not suspenseful enough, and it has to be changed...... Speaking of parrots? Are you really going to save the parrot for the last as a killer feature? ”

"Who don't use it? The owner thought it was fun to teach the parrot to speak, and by the way, he made up what happened in the community, but he didn't expect it to be too big and frightened to delete the number, which caused netizens to misunderstand more. Anyway, it's just to blame you for thinking too much, and it's in line with our usual style of rhetoric. Obviously, in this humble film crew, the status is not just as simple as the host, and Song Lili shrugged her shoulders indifferently.

"Actually, according to the old lady, it would be better if Zhang Jingken admitted that she had victim paranoia, but that little girl didn't even want to accept the interview, and I couldn't make it up regardless of other people's wishes!"

Song Lili, who obviously looks much more tender than Zhang Jing, opens her mouth when she doesn't read white, but the old lady closes her mouth, and the sense of disobedience has broken through the sky.

Listening to her a little choking with the director, Master Li, who was quite a bit of a fairy style, came out to play a round: "Oh, okay, okay, even if people are willing to be interviewed, you will be complained about if you say that people have a brain disease, you must remember that we have a limited budget, and it is best to solve the problem internally, don't always let mortals endorse it~"

"Oh, Li Laodao, you are jumping out of the city now, who is the person who hypnotizes the old lady of the last issue and does not give people a sleepwalk? Yes?? "It's okay not to persuade her, but if you persuade Song Lili, her temper is even greater.

Although the original intention of their program setting up is to make the audience laugh and feel fooled, so that the incident itself is treated as a joke, but if there are too many complaints or the ratings are too low, the bonus will also be deducted - she has survived for hundreds of years and finally succeeded in transforming into a successful shape, but it is not to eat bran and wild vegetables to make kanu!

They were discussing the script with no one in their eyes over there, and Xiao Li and Du Ling were speechless when they listened to each other.

Listening to this, they are the "inspectors" sent by the Demon Control Bureau to solve this goblin exposure incident, right?

…… It's so reliable that people don't want to contact them at all, heheda.

However, they didn't need to take the initiative to step forward, and the strong camera men who were looking around to find some residents to take pictures during the quarrel with their colleagues had obviously discovered them.

"Ouch! What a coincidence—isn't that the inner parrot! The voice of the cameraman brought over the remaining pairs of eyes.

Du Ling's hair exploded when they saw it, and he hurriedly retracted his wings and landed on Xiao Li's shoulders, allowing the reliable Heavenly Emperor to greatly provide a sense of security.

I always feel like I have become a helpless young bird targeted by a poisonous snake, this must be an illusion......

One person and one bird were surrounded by the superstitious film crew, or the members of the first team of the Demon Management Bureau's emergency response special department.

"I'm sorry for the trouble, but in fact, ......" The Emperor of Heaven, who was surrounded by several monsters (mixed with two humans with some cultivation in the middle), was in danger and began to memorize the lines that he had made up a long time ago.

However, before he started, he was interrupted by Song Lili, whose eyes were shining and enthusiastic.

"What race are you, handsome?" The facial expression is so stiff and I like to raise birds to play, and when I get close, I feel cold, and I feel like I can be a cold-blooded category

She licked her lips and squeezed Xiao Li with her chest up: "Is the handsome pot a new form or a new mountain?" This time it's so big that you can break the fortune according to the fine points formula, but if the handsome guy hasn't gotten the benchmark law manual, you can get a discount outside the law, sister, I have someone in the regulations, can the fine accounting help? As she spoke, she also stretched out a slender jade claw and wanted to draw a circle on Xiao Li's chest, but the Emperor avoided it with a cold face.

"Thank you for your kindness, but I'm not under the jurisdiction of the Demon Authority." The indifference of the wooden face really turned into indifference this time, but Xiao Li's words and sentences were still as polite as possible.

"Oh? Human cultivation? In a group of male compatriots who followed behind, Master Li stepped out of the crowd and grabbed the conversation: "Can you still see people cultivating this year?" Then you have to go to the National Security Department 7 Special Affairs Section to report...... Tsk, I'll just say that the little brother is an immortal, it looks like he has to be a person in my Dao~"

He circled around Xiao Li, and he didn't understand what level of monk the other party was, but he could see what was going on with the parrot he was protecting on his shoulder: "But this one is definitely a little goblin, right?" ”

"A little goblin, you're a little goblin!" The bird master glared at him, he had endured it very hard not to speak before, so of course he couldn't let go of the opportunity to learn a tongue and scold back.

When he wanted to say a few more words, he was held down by Xiao Li, and he was soothed by his hair.

"It's just coming to its senses, just because—"

"Oh, I don't need to explain, there have been hundreds of such things in the past few years, and we are all used to it." finally grabbed the director in front of him, Pu Fanda, with a wave of his palm, and interrupted Xiao Li's half-recited. He didn't seem to take this seriously at all, explaining: "I don't know what's going on, there are a lot of animals that haven't awakened the whole bloodline inheritance in recent years but have become essences, and we watched the video at the time and felt that this parrot was probably just sensible, but I don't know who taught it so many messy ways to play." ”

They all understand the parrot's natural language ability, even if they don't understand it at first, in order to successfully complete the shooting task of fooling people, they have already found out, and there is no need for Xiao Li to stand up and take the blame.

"Its former owner was an internet addict." Internet addiction otaku is Du Ling's incisive summary of himself, Xiao Li said it according to the script at this time, but it was particularly abrupt.

At least a group of people showed very understanding expressions, and Song Lili also sneered at "scum mortal", so angry that the bird master was angry, and he couldn't wait to pounce on her and scratch her.

But he didn't dare, he had already instinctively determined that this hostess with vertical pupils was a snake, damn it, a natural enemy!

"Okay, okay, let's get back to business, dare to ask this fellow Taoist what your identity is?" played a round again, tossing to the point of seventy or eighty, that is, Master Li, who was induced into the body, had a very earnest attitude.

Don't look at him on the surface, he looks like a fifty-year-old person, but in fact, he knows that the limit is approaching, and the little friend in front of him who can't see the depth may be his fate.

But his flattering eyes were made for the blind man, Xiao Li did not respond to this old man with a cloudy breath, but just nodded slightly reservedly, and invited:

"It's not convenient to say here, so please come with me."