Chapter 20 Lord is so handsome, of course, heartthrob

The Heavenly Emperor Pocket Divine Throne is indeed once again powerful.

The more people who know more, the more they can understand the amazing meaning of the purple qi blue lotus - a half-hung person like Li Laodao almost bowed to Xiao Li, and the shape-shifting monsters like Song Lili did not dare to go any further, and their attitude was respectful and a little jealous.

After all, this is a true immortal from the heavenly court, even if there is no cultivation for the time being? Behind him was that Heavenly Court—the Heavenly Court that had oppressed all the desolate remnants of the Divine Land for thousands of years.

Although the court is weak and the demon clan is thriving today, the power of heaven still exists in the way of heaven, and the little monsters like them, who are paid to live, still don't mind bowing their heads, lest they really hang up in the heart of this new emperor who can't understand his temperament.

However, it is impossible for them to really ascend to the Tao in this life anyway, and the attitude of being too stubborn is not very necessary, Li Qian and that old thing are so eager to dig out some methods to prolong their lives, don't you see that even Zhang Aiguo, a public official of the human government, just asked a few words in accordance with the principle of voluntariness and sent a message? What are they doing on the pole?

The monster members are a little estranged, but their businesslike attitude is in the middle of Du Ling and Xiao Li's arms, they are not interested in each other, and they are good to each other.

Anyway, the basic knowledge required for Du Ling's cultivation is already included in a free "New Demon Guide (2015 New Edition)".

After finalizing the script written by Song Lili in a few sentences, and using the reason that netizens trained parrots and deliberately designed hype to calm down the incident, everyone's topic deliberately avoided the heavenly court and law enforcement, and began to casually talk about the daily life of the monster society.

In fact, I probably still want to show off my familiar face in front of the lord of the dignified heavenly court, so I am not afraid of Xiao Li's cold temperament, and I am stunned to stir up the slightly embarrassing greetings into a hot party atmosphere.

I can take the opportunity to learn about the daily life of the monsters - Du Ling listened quietly in Xiao Li's arms, feeling that these monsters and humans don't seem to be much different, complaining that the salary is too low to afford the cave house, the qualifications are too low to rank in the welfare housing in the bureau, or the gossip with a little envy and hatred The little goblin in the office next door can get a magic weapon every time he distributes materials, and he must have the same hands and tails as the old fat dragon in the forging office, and he feels no different from the little human staff he has seen.

At this moment, everyone shares the same honorary title: social animal.

When he was a human being, Du Ling resigned and became a full-time family because he couldn't stand the intrigue in the office (he didn't have a high degree and couldn't get a better offer), and now the future of being a monster is so dark, it really makes people want to shout loudly for the end of the world to come quickly.

However, he was also frustrated for a second, and the next topic happened to be that Professor Si mentioned that the ripening Chinese medicinal materials were not effective, and the price of buying medicine in Jindan Pavilion skyrocketed but he didn't go over it, so let's exchange DIY alchemy remedies.

Finally, there is a bit of a special topic of non-human beings, I heard them say that in fact, the human stove is controlled accurately, and the transformation is quite effective, and some human beings have developed bezoar, borneol, and musk, in fact, if you choose the right proportion, it can also have a miraculous effect, and the bird master gradually came to the spirit.

How did he think that refining this most basic qi nourishing pill was not much more difficult than making handmade soap? It's a little itchy and want to try it yourself......

Du Ling's round bird eyes stared at the thick "New Demon Guide", as if there were hundreds of little claws scratching in his heart, but he couldn't expose the fact that he was a cultural bird who only knew how to read and hyphenate, it was really depressing.

Why are these people still refusing to leave, the boiled water has been poured three times and still does not move, do you know that my emperor's big part-time work time is coming!

Du Ling secretly poked and poked a group of eyeless monster villains in his heart, but he didn't expect that the original people's ink blots were really justified now:

"Hey...... It's not easy to live, people like us who serve in the Demon Management Bureau are considered to have encountered an iron rice bowl, and the newly refined compatriots outside have no permanent property and family inheritance, and before the cultivation was promoted, they were not the opponents of those mortal guns at all, and they were all very miserable. ”

Zhu Kaishan, the pig demon who was the fat-headed and big-eared column director and the leader of the special affairs handling team, shook his head and sighed, and then changed his words and pulled to the bird master: "So this Du Xiaoyou is also very lucky, and he is fortunate to be favored by Xiao Xianchang, but you are just here to experience the nether realm, and you have to rely on it to walk on its own after a hundred years." And I Guan Du Xiaoyou is quite talented, and he also has a lot of fate with our group, I wonder if you are interested in coming to our department to practice on a temporary basis? ”

To be honest, they are so active in dealing with this matter, just because they have taken a fancy to this talented parrot!

It doesn't matter if he posted those Weibo posts or not, it doesn't matter if someone teaches him to say those words, just because he can speak openly and honestly, he can beat almost all monsters.

In addition, Lingzhi is ignorant at the beginning, and he will not be like those shape-shifting demons who are unwilling to pretend to be clever with prototypes...... This is naturally a powerful weapon to attract popularity!

If you can turn to your own column group to be a mascot, and then open a homepage and Weibo or something, you will deceive the attention of millions of mortals in minutes, and it will not be a dream to be promoted and raised!

Zhu Kaishan thought about it warmly, and he also skillfully blocked the possibility of the Heavenly Emperor who obviously cared about this little bird demon to refuse-you are willing to raise him now, can you still support him for a lifetime? You are a human cultivator and don't understand the needs of our demon cultivators, and he can't even cultivate with you, so letting the parrot spirit and them go under the wings of the Demon Management Bureau is definitely a win-win deal.

Maybe this Heavenly Emperor will feel reluctant, but Zhu Kaishan believes that he will finally get what he wants, didn't he see that little demon's eyes have been staring directly at the demon primer?

Once anything has intelligence, where will it be willing to be raised and played by human beings, and will always pursue freedom and power.

"You have a point, but let us think about it before we make a decision." Xiao Li was silent for a while, and then gently stroked Du Ling's back feather and said.

"Of course it's no problem, I'll wait for a reply, Lao Zhu!" Hey, 'we', it seems that this little emperor's temperament is better than expected? This little parrot is blessed to meet him.

Although he was euphemistically refused, Zhu Kaishan still patted his belly happily: "Then it's not too early for us to go back, let's make an appointment - when the other clips of this episode of the show are finished, you can lend Du Xiaoyou to us for use, we have a person here to play the main owner behind the bib account, let's talk about the rest of the matter first." ”

When the goal is achieved, he will withdraw, Director Zhu is really a cheerful person, after he stood up, other group members with different thoughts could only say goodbye to the master one after another, among which Li Laodao was particularly reluctant, but unfortunately Xiao Li did not pay any attention to him at all.

In terms of Xiao Li's evaluation of Du Ling after sending them away, it is that this person has a turbid breath and an impetuous mind, and he is used to playing those ghost tricks, and he is destined to have no great progress in cultivation. Such a person is not worthy of those subtle Dao Dharma true transmissions that have been passed down for thousands of years.

Of course, Du Ling didn't understand Li Laodao's thoughts, he just sighed a little at what the other party couldn't ask for, Xiao Li actually wrote a thick stack by hand, and he was putting it in his peach orchard space to eat ashes.

You are the one who is favored in the differential treatment, which is probably the most exciting thing in the world: "Then you are really generous to me, don't you think it doesn't matter if you can't practice it for me anyway?" "The so-called cheap and good, that's it.

How can modern people not be impetuous, anyway, Du Ling doesn't feel like a good seedling who cultivates really.

Xiao Li looked down at Du Ling lying on the "New Demon Guide" with his little head up, and the small appearance of the feather crown shaking excitedly, he knew that he actually had some ghost eyes in his stomach.

Although it may make him feel proud, Xiao Li still said frankly: "You are not like those flies and dogs, your mind is frank and clear, so that I can treat each other at first sight." ”

Therefore, at the beginning of the encounter, he will allow the other party to stay by his side and seek refuge.

was praised!?

But this boast is like a super-grade white lotus, is it really me? I think that I am absolutely not clear, and occasionally shameless frank eggs are possible, but the strength of the bird master is confused.

"Yes, yes...... Master Bird, I'm so attractive, so why doesn't Director Zhu also want to dig my horn hahaha. Du Ling's eyes fluttered, and he felt that Xiao Li's straightforward and terrifying ancient style couldn't hold it at all, and it was really not a confession to treat each other with all his heart.

"It's too popular and it's very distressing, haha......" he laughed dryly and boasted.

"It's really distressing," completely unaware that he was the culprit who caused Du Ling's gaffe, Xiao Li pondered for a moment and agreed: "Going to the "Out of Superstition" column group is indeed a shortcut to contact the demon world, which is beneficial to your future development, but it's just ......"

It's just that in this way, the two still have to separate, so that Du Ling, who is still ignorant about cultivation, is outside the scope of his protection, and he is a little relieved.

I don't know if the illusion of being accused is still having an effect, Du Ling always feels that the unfinished meaning of Xiao Li's words seems to sound a little affectionate, which makes him a little indescribable as a straight man.

But it seems that this kind of thinking is already a big deal, so stop it.

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He cleared his throat and tried to suppress the strange twisting feeling: "I was going to try it over there, but I didn't plan to part with you, anyway, your identity as the Heavenly Emperor of the Tribulation was almost exposed-I bet on you with a cucumber, and those big mouths will spread the news of the Heavenly Emperor in the entire monster circle in less than a week-so why don't you come with me?" ”

Anyway, the vest is gone, and he still insists on the principle of silence, Du Lingke didn't plan to break into the demon world alone from the beginning, and he was reluctant to let Xiao Li, a friend who was wholeheartedly devoted to him, on the one hand, and on the other hand, he still remembered the terrible two years later.

"Together?" Xiao Li repeated it uncertainly.

"That's right," Du Ling nodded, pouring out the thoughts he had been brewing for a long time: "Actually, I wanted to complain for a long time, you are here to practice, not to survive the life, what's the use of hushing into the convenience store in this small place to work the night shift, it's just a cheap labor, you have to enrich your experience first!" Isn't that a good time to be? The Demon Control Bureau is a government agency that listens to the meaning of the cat, and those monster employees are no different from human employees. ”

You can't be so brainless, Du Ling hates the wild spray of iron and steel, this emperor-level little white.

"And you said that Heavenly Court is not authoritative now, in fact, isn't it just that you can't control this group of goblins, haven't you heard of the phrase that knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can win a hundred battles? You can get to know them more now, so that you can reform the bad habits of the heavenly court in the future and re-establish the rules and regulations that are in line with everyone's interests, right? Take advantage of the fact that now the handsome brother has got an opportunity to get a chance, don't hurry up and seize it, go into battle brother! ”

“…… That's right, it's me who is obsessed. ”

Xiao Li looked thoughtfully at Du Ling, who was still very excited, and the moment his eyebrows and eyes were slightly bent made people suddenly feel that the ice and snow melted, and if there was a galaxy shining in it: "In this case, you should go with you, and you will share blessings and misfortunes." ”

the wooden face, you just continue to be a quiet beautiful wooden face, okay?

Suddenly became so Su Bird, I was straight and careful, and my liver couldn't bear it!

And what the hell is it to go with you in good fortune and misfortune, don't always drag a few sentences like this from time to time, okay......

Du Ling spit out a groove in his head at a speed of 100 words per second, but he still couldn't help but his little tail proudly.

Hmph, don't talk as if you've made some heavy sacrifices, it's obvious that my brother is too sharp and can fly with you!