Chapter Forty-Eight: Don't Allow Fox Spirits to Eat by Their Talents?

The piece of paper that Dr. Hu took out was indeed a teleportation charm that was known as a necessary talisman for the running party.

The moment he hugged the other party, Du Ling was so smoky that his brain was wooden, and he only felt that his waist was sinking and hanging on his head.

This familiar breath is Xiao Li!

He was relieved at once, and he didn't hesitate to let go, and then everyone hugged one by one, and was teleported away together like stacked rice cakes - it seems that the quality of the talisman is passable, and the load is really good.

The destination of the teleportation is a very formal, real yàn room that looks like a sci-fi blockbuster, the painting style is completely different from Du Ling's quaint alchemy room in the mountains, every instrument and every test tube here is shining, flashing from beginning to end with a noble atmosphere of "I am expensive", "imported", "you can't afford to lose if you break it and sell it".

Seeing Du Ling's half-saliva, Sen Sen felt that he was a modern human who had received nine years of compulsory education and went to university, but he completely lost to the monster in concept.

- But later he learned that Dr. Hu, the director of the real yàn room, was the real doctor: a double doctorate from the Ivy League Haru School of Medicine, a generation of scholars, and he could only look up to the mountains.

#拼学历都输给妖怪, let's be honest and be a brain hole worker, pro#

This is not to be mentioned later, at this time, Du Ling was still struggling to suppress a struggling Dr. Hu, thinking that he would never let the other party run away again: to say that a bad monster is an official and does not require the party to be pure, and the "trivial matter" of gathering people to take medicine will definitely be able to handle it without hurting his muscles and bones with Qi Fengyu's status, and Sun Xiaoshun alone will not be able to drag on for long, so he must take advantage of this little effort to take out some dry goods from the mouth of this demon researcher.

It's too annoying to fight for power and profit, Qi Yeji will give the other directors of the Demon Management Bureau a headache, and a hero like him only needs to concentrate on saving the world.

So one of them tried to run, and the other pressed him desperately, rolling around on the ground.

As for the assistants and guards who stayed in the real room, they didn't even use their attack tricks at the moment of taking the face, and they were already knocked unconscious by Xiao Li.

The world's martial arts are only fast and unbreakable, and the legal profession is afraid of getting close, which is really the truth that is bumpy and unbreakable.

After dealing with these obstacles, he found that the two of them were still hugging each other and continuing to fight hand-to-hand like mortals, Du Ling almost trapped the fox with his hands and feet like an octopus, and his legs were tightly clamped around the opponent's waist, and his face was crumpled by smoke, but he just couldn't spare his hands to find the rope......

Xiao Li's face turned a little colder.

He walked forward quickly, raised his foot and stepped on the shoulder blade of the shaggy fox spirit accurately, and then took out a tribute he got from Sun Xiaoshun:

"Use this."

"Oh......" There was suddenly a huge foot in front of him, and he was frozen by the cold tone, and Du Ling also felt that he was quite a wolf.

But then again, shouldn't others be more and more warm to the object when they fall in love? Why did he think that the fairy face was getting harder and harder as it froze......?

Maybe it shouldn't be his problem.

#不造为啥, a little weak-hearted. #

"I actually want to use the fixing technique, how easy it is, it's just that I can't pinch the trick...... "Of course, even if the pinch is right, it may not work, who let Du Xiaoye know nine out of ten tricks in the spell, and he doesn't know anything!"

After immobilizing Dr. Hu with a talisman, Du Ling explained with a stumbling face as he let go of his hands and feet, and staggered to his feet.

During the process, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven maintained a straight posture of stepping on the fox spirit, and did not reach out to help him, and there was no expression on the cold and indifferent face of the fairy, but it just showed a sense of disgust.

Du Ling was a little injured, and then reflexively noticed what was wrong with him:

Evil~~~ stained with a fox smell!

Du Ling pressed his temples painfully, rummaged in the space for a long time, pulled out a bottle of freshener and sprayed himself a few times, before he felt alive.

Damn, this thing is a biochemical weapon!

But after spraying a lemon smell, why are you still so dizzy...... Du Ling turned his head to look at His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor, who had already moved his feet and retreated three steps away, and Sen Sen felt an imbalance.

He's also making sacrifices to capture the truth, okay!?

Why are you so fresh, naturally I have to stink-

He was angry in his heart, and followed his instinctive guidance and pounced directly on the other party, scattering his clothes along the way.

Well, hey, hey, sure enough, it still smells good in the shoulder socket of the male god~

Familiar with the way fell on Xiao Li's shoulder, rubbing around for a long time Jiaojiao healed his soul, Du Ling slowly got rid of the drunken state and reacted, his TM is manifest!

The human form that comes out of the drug is unreliable! If you haven't even drunk the wine, you can't smell it!?

SOSAD……

#想去找消协投诉天价假药, and then found out that the medicine was refined by itself, how to break it? #

The sunflower parrot's crested feathers slowly softened, and then its body slowly tilted to the side, continuing to squeeze into the emperor's neck nest to pick up the dead bird.

"Don't make a fuss." Xiao Li, who was a little itchy by him, felt a sharp decrease in his voice, and that little bit of inexplicable unpleasantness disappeared. He raised his hand helplessly and hugged the Taoist couple who was simply paralyzed and muttered "drunk" into his arms.

"This fox is the creator of the 'demon seed'?"

"Anyway, that's what the pheasant spirit said," reluctantly kicked his legs, Du Ling finally reluctantly accepted the fact that he had turned back into a bird, and cheered up: "It seems that they are still not very satisfied with the current results, and they feel that the effect is slow, and the spirits they make are not smart enough." ”

It seems that what Qi Da Neng wants to pursue is really the prosperity of monsters, not cultivating a bunch of mutant beasts with empty power and ferocity, but not much growth in their brains.

What happened to the mutant apocalypse in the previous life, could it be that the research went wrong in the middle of the process? Random mutation of an ambitious snake spirit disease strength to die, and then everyone has to take a dog or something......

Du Ling, who has been poisoned by the Resident Evil series since he was a child, and has even formed a solid psychological shadow, naturally thought of this aspect: "Anyway, this kind of thing, it is better to catch the behind-the-scenes funders than to arrest the researchers, and it would be good if everyone was caught and directly forced to confess, well-you are responsible for scary, and I am responsible for asking." ”

This division of labor is particularly reasonable.

At least that Dr. Hu was lifted up by Xiao Li with one hand and thrown into the corner, and then used the golden spirit sword (Du Ling finally remembered to take out the equipment) to his neck, and he was directly frightened by the cold light, nodding his head like pounding garlic no matter what he asked.

“…… You—don't come here—I—I'll just say that! Dr. Hu, who was huddled with his hands on his chest, looked pitiful and ravaged, stammered and ended with a scream of being choked by the neck, which made Du Ling embarrassed to say bluntly: In fact, no one really plans to get close to ...... The smell of urine is terrible.

"All said yes, right? Then you should first tell me honestly, what are you trying to spread demon seeds around? "There is an iceberg to rely on Du Ling to smash his beak, and he is very bird-friendly and cool.

"It's just, just to make the monsters a little more powerful......" As if he didn't understand what there was to ask, Dr. Hu shrunk his shoulders and sobbed, and the bottom of the heavy wine bottle on the bridge of his nose with cracked lenses slid down with this action, and fell to the ground with a clatter.

This scene fell in the eyes of the bird master, and it was done on purpose.

The tool to cover the beauty 'inadvertently' fell off, revealing a pear blossom with rain and a pitiful, very contrasting and cute goblin face or something, which is definitely the standard battle configuration of a scheming.

However, my Emperor of Heaven has been tested for a long time, so he will not be fooled-

Instantly puffed up his chest hair and stood upside down, and the special warning signal sounded in his heart, Du Ling Hula spread his wings to block Xiao Li's sight, and then looked at it with round eyes.

Yes...... (⊙⊙)？？

It's a contrast, but it's not cute at all.

He thought he would see a beautiful young man with a starry eye and an awl face in the rose wind of Versailles, but it turned out to be a three-white-eyed cake face with no love written on the balls of his eyes.

"You ............"

#是化形的时候遭遇了什么不测么? #

#怪不得不靠脸吃饭, whoever looks like this can only rely on talent! #

#为什么感觉有点眼熟, I seem to have a similar emoji on my computer......#

Dr. Hu looked down at his glasses, was silent, and then ...... In silence erupted.

He suddenly raised his face and rolled his eyes: "What are you looking at, I haven't seen the sharp eyes of the Tibetan fox!?" I hate you guys who have been brainwashed by human aesthetics the most, hum! ”

After breaking the jar, he seemed to have countless guts, and even the golden spirit sword around his neck was not so harmful...... Still afraid (.

#虽然眼镜一摘人格突变的设定猜中了, but it's not very gratifying. #

Du Ling cleared his throat and pulled back the crooked train of thought, determined to skip this stubble and not be able to be dominated by the opponent in momentum, but his mouth still didn't hold back a bald pout:

“…… So you're going to report to a company and directly let this aesthetic be ruined with human beings? ”

#明明只需要召唤一下美图秀秀......#

This conversation, which is about to slide to the offline fight emoji Shura field, was finally pulled back by Xiao Li's artificial air conditioner, and then I don't know if it was because I smelled the same (dead) (home) aura on Du Ling's body, and the next conversation was much smoother.

At least this outstanding graduate of Haru University is insensitive to being a second-year teenager who wiped out all mankind.

"Maybe the boss likes to use anti-human beings as a slogan to attract followers, but in fact, youkai with a little brain know that our way of life has been completely assimilated by humans, and even without these equipment and the knowledge learned in human schools, I can't make the so-called 'demon seed'." The fox spirit of the god of learning with dead eyes told the truth.

"And I don't think anyone wants humans to really mess up, although they do often make a fuss and panic, and the species play one after the other, but ...... You see, if they hadn't built the road, I'd still be stuck on the plateau catching marmots. ”

The double-degree monster doctor of the Daimyo Hu Guodao said very seriously, but it was a pity that he couldn't let Du Ling and them appreciate any sincere eyes.

Du Ling glanced at the two lumps of plateau red that appeared on his cheeks, felt a little hurt and quickly looked away, fixed on the side of the fairy face to wash his eyeballs...... Although you can only see a cold chin from this angle, even if there is only one chin, it is better than a 3D meme.

However, this Tibetan fox really doesn't seem to be a scheming character, of course, he has to take advantage of the fact that the surname Qi was dragged by the rescue monkey to hold many sets of clichés.

"In that case, you help the wild ...... What does Deputy Bureau Qi want to do with demon seeds? Inexplicably, if a bunch of animals become sperm to attract the attention of human beings, our days will not be so leisurely - but don't forget that there is an ancient human saying: 'If you are not of my race, your heart will be different', although now it seems that the government can tolerate our secret storage, but once it ......is exposed, "Du Ling's words to scare the demon are not unfortunate at all, anyway, in his previous life, until his death, I have never heard any "unscientific" statement.

Even a monster civil servant like Sun Xiaoshun who was sent by the government to maintain stability is not the same as COS humans (even if they are mutated) under the name of "abnormal warriors"?

As for the real monsters, even in the last days, they are still unsightly beings.

"That's because we are too small! will become a vulnerable group!! As soon as he said this, Hu Guodao suddenly became excited, "Obviously, we are relatively good, why have we been hiding like a rat in the gutter for tens of thousands of years!" We don't harm anyone, even if the way of heaven comes, we can't care about it! ”

Probably seeing that Xiao Li didn't have killing intent, he wouldn't really stab him, Hu Guodao's movements became more and more open, and he patted his thighs and scolded: "It's just that the number of bullying monsters is too small, and as a result, the whole world is occupied by humans, do you think if all species are enlightened and intelligent, can humans still tremble?" ”

…… That's why you have to develop the 'demon species' that increase the intelligence of animals and plants.

Tsk, what's wrong with such a powerful thing, it's better to refine some backgammon learning pills to get the money of the candidates' parents, and you can buy a reserve with a year's turnover.

For this kind of hot-headed angry young man, Master Bird could only pity him with his eyes for three seconds.

Speak again to puncture the illusion: "And then 7 billion humans against 7 billion goblins?" Do you think there are fewer wars on earth? ”

Human beings have already grabbed their own resources and their own red necks, and the monsters have jumped out to show their existence at this time, which is simply a good target to promote human unity and unity, and deserves to receive a ten-year explosives peace award.

“………… It's not like we can't win. His face turned from red to blue, and Hu Guodao finally whispered out what was in his heart, probably frightened by the cold light of the sword, and he quickly added: "Anyway, we won't take the initiative to start a war...... If human beings are unwilling to reason and want to kill us, they can't help but resist, right? ”

It's as if you said it, hehe.

The bird master simply didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he simply bypassed the dangerous topic of the human standpoint, and went one step further to hypothesize: "Okay, let's not mention what people think, let's talk about monsters, there are more monsters, and the resources are not enough, if all creatures have opened their minds, then maybe the livestock will also rebel, and the pastures will be independent, what do you eat and drink?" ”

This is the question of whether it is good or not, anyway, when Du Ling thinks that he may want to eat an Orleans roast chicken in the future, he will encounter a little rooster to be slaughtered and kneel: For the sake of the same kind, let go of the three catties of meat of the brothers! It's not good for the whole bird.

"That, natural selection, survival of the fittest......" Hu Guodao reflexively said the same thing as Ma Buzhi, obviously Qi Fengyu had told them this problem - but as a carnivore with predation experience, the brain of the Tibetan fox is obviously faster than that of a mule that eats feed and eats grass and wraps his head, and his constipated face can be guessed at a glance and think of a situation similar to Du Ling's hypothesis.

But the bird master is still continuing to diverge the boundless imagination of a qualified writer: "And how many creatures are there in the world, mammals are not the mainstream, if everything is fine, then."