Chapter Forty-Seven: Dry this bowl of realgar wine!

When the little mermaid finished singing, a group of demons applauded and applauded, and expressed their willingness to support her at the reclamation site, causing the scumbag to kneel and beg for mercy and leave a huge amount of property to the mermaid Meimei.

Then find a demon clan, and the second spring is a happy ending.

HAPPYEND

etc. Σ(°△°|||) …… What about the polluted seas and the life and death of the aquarium?!

The bird master was dumbfounded.gif

However, this is only the beginning.

Then there is his shell's own family, the Grass Flower Sparrow Children's Choir, which is about to be wiped out, the humpback whale real man who still harbors the dream of tenor in prison because of the overthrow of the island whaling team, and the disabled pet acrobatic troupe that accuses the owner of abandoning and abusing the irresponsible...... It can be seen that Du Ling is ridiculous, but he also understands that these goblins have various reasons for hating humans, but they are all tenable.

Maybe they just hide their true feelings very deeply, and they are unwilling to show the real wounds to strangers.

Although they are all fairy monsters, in the final analysis, they are not of the same race, so there is no eye-catching bloody plot, just a boring number, I am afraid that no one will care much about what happened to other people's homeland groups.

Indifference and selfishness are the common characteristics of intelligent life, just as most modern people will not care about how the orangutan lives in the rainforest, and a cat demon will not care about the extinction of some kind of wild dog tens of thousands of kilometers away.

But what if there's a specific story that catches the eye, touches the heart, or tears to the eye? Indifference is not one's own or it will turn into empathy.

So now that this place can be so demonic, it has to rely on bloody jokes to inspire those rather cheap sympathies.

Of course, those feelings come and go quickly, most people have shown enough of their benevolence and nobility, and they will forget it in an instant when they are full of justice points, and only a few can really transform them into actual power.

No wonder the threshold of this venue is so low, and there is not even a little secrecy to hold it directly in Qi Daneng's cave mansion - Du Ling smiled, he thought that Ma didn't know how much risk he had taken, and he only led in the door, as for whether he could be favored by the real organization members who were secretly screened, it still had to look at the tendencies revealed by the performance:

Is it really true that he is not in harmony with human beings, and dares to risk the world's condemnation?

Or although he resents and disappoints some people, he still has illusions about the human race, or feels that he can get by, and after venting, he still wants to be a turtle with a shrunken head and don't want to cause trouble.

It seems that he really has to find a way to make up a set of rhetoric that is not in harmony with humans?

Just being deceived and deceived is enough......

Du Jingye's little undercover Ling pondered while playing with his mobile phone, his parrot shell is indeed a banned species in international trade, but unfortunately his real body cannot be exposed, so which species should he play to sell miserable sympathy?

Speaking of which, with this big round eye, baby face and black hair, it seems quite appropriate to say that he is a peregrine falcon, and how miserable it is to boil the eagle, casually assume that he was imprisoned without eating or drinking, and was scolded all day long and was not allowed to sleep...... I shuddered after trying to substitute, and my heart was full of the urge to tear those demon humans apart!

Probably because he was too involved in thinking and his expression was too strict, he attracted characters who also felt that this variety show stage was unreliable.

Pu Fan's big palm slapped him on the back unceremoniously, and a rough voice sounded above his head: "-- This little brother, you are also ready to seriously denounce the crimes of mankind, but you are disgusted by these dreamers, right?" ”

This voice, this tone, and the intensity of the blow are all slightly familiar......

A premonition rose in Du Ling's heart.

He rubbed his aching back, slowly raised his head, and then only felt a darkness in front of him-

A hunch come true...... Nima, isn't this a king, a tyrant, a god!!

Du Ling almost reflexively wanted to say haha I haven't seen you for a long time, but fortunately I braked in time, and I understood that the other party was just here to talk and didn't recognize me at all.

It's great that I didn't blow up photos or anything because I changed my little white face!

He quickly restrained his surprise, made a reserved smile, and compared the vacant seat next to him to let Wang Laohu sit down, "It feels different from what I imagined...... Who are you? ”

"Don't be surnamed Wang, the tiger is the head, but this time it's not for our pimple business," Wang Laohu, who was very disappointed with the pompous atmosphere in the venue, shook his head, and then naturally approached Du Ling's mobile phone screen and glanced at it: "Little brother, are you in the afternoon?" Is this the material for the speech? ”

He is familiar with this person, and he is somewhat accustomed to the character of the country, and Du Ling, who is already the third time in his life, has been approached by the other party on his own initiative, and he did not dodge, and generously showed him the mobile phone.

are all falcons who have been boiled very miserably, speaking of the cruelty of boiling eagles and the success rate of nine deaths, these things are still given to him by the people in Wang Laohu's circle.

Sure enough, Wang Laohu showed sympathy from the bottom of his heart at a glance: "It's too miserable...... Tsk, your ecology is really no better than that of the brothers in South China. ”

As a top-level predator with a certain worldview, although Wang Batian has been campaigning for the survival rights of his prey, he is also very patient with non-competitors of the same level: "Hasn't this been summed up yet?" The projection facilities in this venue are so good, you can't go up empty-handed. ”

"No...... I haven't really decided whether to participate or not. Du Ling made a hesitant and unconfident look, he was still thinking about whether to brush a scum and learn a lesson, make up a story of the hunter and the eagle who were deeply in love with the rain and finally abused and abandoned, although enthusiastic netizens may scold the bun with the dog for a long time, but maybe these old goblins will eat this?

Wrong and wrong - all brainwashed...... Du Ling rubbed his temples, it doesn't matter if he can win applause and light up at all, what matters is to express his anti-human tendencies to win the trust of the organizers behind the scenes! Then add a section where he was finally rescued by human law enforcement agencies, but he was cut off his wings and imprisoned in a private zoo, eating dead rats and plague chickens every day and being photographed by thousands of people?

It seems that the black compatriots who are so dead are a little uneasy in conscience......

Misunderstanding that he was embarrassed by the content of the speech, Wang Laohu was very bold and patted his chest again: "Little brother, you look young and tender, it just so happens that my brother is the last one in the morning, you can refer to it!" ”

After speaking, he confidently walked backstage with a thick briefcase, and made a majestic and domineering debut, instantly turning the scene of the tearful Chinese goblin selling the miserable king into the press conference hall of the global climate summit.

And then there's the cold field.

Ice

Ice

Ice

Cold...... (Manual bye-bye.)

The monsters who were excited just now and had red ears began to call their friends to pack up their things, and left the venue to eat and go to the toilet together, and Du Ling did not walk away in the audience that gradually became empty, but he was also bowing his head and playing with his mobile phone.

[Fairy Face: It's here.] 】

The corners of Du Ling's mouth hooked unconsciously, it seems that Xiao Li has also successfully dealt with Sun Xiaoshun, and he has followed the clues he sent in the past, so I don't know how the guy who has few words fooled the stupid monkey? His beautiful fingers flew like flying, and he crackled back with a bunch of information about the specific situation here, almost humming a song and putting away his phone.

The thought that the Emperor of Heaven, who only used two sticks to deal with any monster, was now nearby, and he felt that he was not irritated at all, and the hairs that had been blowing up in his heart were smoothed out.

The heart that had been hanging fell back into his belly peacefully, and Du Ling pondered that he wanted to continue to shine and be a good undercover agent, and accelerate his qualifications to be a leading party.

So he took out a small notebook and looked down for a while, stared at Wang Laohu, quickly memorized a few strokes, and nodded thoughtfully, perfectly showing the divine acting skills of coping with the third year of high school make-up classes. As a powerful scumbag who is at the bottom of the grades and can be regarded as a powerful scumbag who is comforting his family's abnormal performance when he suddenly changes, his feelings are so sincere and so positive, which naturally attracts the attention of the domineering host.

So after Wang Laohu got off the stage and bowed lonely, as the only enthusiastic audience who applauded warmly, he was invited to lunch by the organizer to talk about cooperation.

The plan is √

Du Ling was very proud of this, if it weren't for the pressure of the stereotyped talisman, the few crown feathers on his head would definitely be in rebellion.

However, the place where the owner of the cave invited him to have a private dinner may be a little difficult to find, anyway, he was a little dizzy after going around a few times, and he had to believe that the 'own tracking method' that Xiao Li assured him was true, so he didn't think about it for the time being, and concentrated on playing the role of an unlucky monster who had been deeply hurt by humans.

Seriously, if it weren't for Wang Laohu, a careless and enthusiastic big brother in the Northeast, in front of him, allowing him to play a hairy boy who was a little overwhelmed and hadn't yet entered the state, Du Ling really didn't know how to continue acting.

This lunch was too hard to eat, and my face was in danger of cracking several times.

The first thing he didn't expect was that it stands to reason that the Qi boss, who should be hiding behind the curtain forever and still holding the pipa and half-covering his face, why did he appear on the main seat of the banquet table with such a big horn?!

Isn't he afraid of being reported for illegal assemblies and wolf ambitions ......?

Later, when I thought about it carefully, people were really not afraid, this mobilization meeting seemed to be a draft party, or free admission without product placement advertising did not involve any commercial activities, and the venue was full of free Internet access, which was simply hosted by Chinese conscience!

Thinking about it like this, Du Lingyan's bewitching face and gaygay's bells and whistles became unfathomable.

The next round of introductions also made him more convinced that this is indeed the wisdom of the hidden city, because the sad little mermaid who led the singing and brought the atmosphere of the audience was the "actor" invited by Qi Fengyu at all! And those brain-dead and shocking plots are simply randomly grabbed from the popular jokes of mortals, specially used to attract the onlookers and disgusting government spies mixed in by the way.

I feel so smart, I can't see that I am so scheming.

"Let those things who are willing to be doglegs think that we are so stupid and vulgar, and when the truth is revealed, we must take a good look at their violent faces hahaha."

#…… I'm really sorry that the joke is too cold to be happy #

As soon as I thought that the boss of the end of the world was a fan of the rampage comics and the little star called the beast like myself, the whole person was gray, and I felt that I couldn't get up anymore when I said goodbye to my youth.

Du Ling felt that it was not only himself, but also Wang Laohu sitting on his right, the little mermaid singer on his right, and the humpback whale man on his left, everyone perfectly made up a pair of four .jpg indifferent

However, a big demon who can start with the acquisition of cage breeding control and sea water enrichment without knowing it, and reach a cooperation with the aquarium that has been outside the jurisdiction of the Demon Management Bureau and refuses to belong to it, will never be as pompous and credulous as he appears.

Seeing that he directly called Wang Laohu Captain Wang, and said that he actually admired your serious work attitude a long time ago, Du Ling knew that this pheasant was really scheming, and he took the route of slowly eroding the edge ball, and every word he said was ambiguous, even if it was recorded, it could not be used as evidence in court.

People just held a cordial attitude of sending warmth to the grassroots under a big leader, communicating one by one, and soon it was Du Ling's turn.

Qi Fengyu not only knew that his name was 'Li Kan', but also knew that his alchemy was a little successful and could help the monsters who had not crossed the catastrophe to transform in advance - it seemed that in just half a day, Ma didn't know that he had already sold his little bit of black history. But probably thanks to the blessing of that sycophant, no matter how cautious Qi Fengyu is, he will not doubt that a monster who has mastered the magical elixir that can subvert the ecological structure of the demon race and loves the art of replenishment can be an undercover agent on the side of the human race.

In fact, after listening to the lofty money he had constructed based on the medicinal properties of the 'Transformation Elixir', Du Ling didn't dare to say that he was really unimpressed.

Imagine that as soon as the elixir comes out, most of the spirits have to kneel down and call their father...... (ˉˉ)

If it weren't for the fact that he was originally disguised and mixed in (deleted), if it wasn't for the fact that the inner core was still a human soul (deleted), in short, he kept his temperance and bottom line, and he must award himself a little red flower!

“…… It just so happens that there are also topics that you are interested in the real yàn room under my command, and Li Xiaoyou can communicate more with us Dr. Hu when you have time. After drawing a serious illness that was enough to spray incense and seductive, Qi Fengyu pushed out the white coat that seemed to have its own shadow effect on his left hand side, which had been lowering his head and the whole person seemed to have its own shadow effect.

The Dr. Hu was pale-skinned, had messy hair, and wore heavy glasses at the bottom of a wine bottle—the kind that the legendary classical girl comics would transform into when taken off—and he didn't speak, but nodded at Du Ling, and then nested up.

Cold again.

Textbook-level communication waste, even his employer can't maintain a smile and looks slightly embarrassed.

Of course, Du Ling didn't talk, but he still looked at this guy a few more times curiously, surnamed Hu and with a sharp weapon to hide his appearance, this thing can't actually be a vixen...... Now I don't rely on my face to eat, and Xiaomi is doing research instead?

Before he could continue pondering, a table of people had already introduced each other to each other, and it was time to enter the link of drinking and talking, Qi Fengyu clapped his hands, and a column of cheongsam ladies came in with a jade-colored wine pot and wine cup to hire Tingting.

As soon as the cork is removed, there is a refreshing aroma of wine......

Wait, where does this weird smell smell!?

Who can tell him why the goblin held a banquet and served realgar wine!??

Du Ling felt that he would not be able to blow up his feathers if he was still a parrot now, but the surrounding monsters all looked nervous and expectant, this is arsenic sulfide, wake up??? How did Fahai instruct Xu Slag to hurt the White Lady back then, have you forgotten?

Du Ling almost wanted to jump on the table, grabbing Qi Fengyu, who was still proudly directing the waiter to pour wine, and shook wildly.

#然并卵#

Everyone apparently understood what it was, and had already raised their cups of insecticide and stood up with smiles on their faces to toast.

Du Ling had no choice but to do the same, his heart was already so nervous that he was almost confused, although this cup of dry wine will not cause diarrhea, but it will definitely be transformed, right? In fact, just by smelling this, his head was already dizzy, and he felt that his whole body was going backwards like the demonic power was out of control, and it seemed that he couldn't maintain his human body......

The shape of the sunflower parrot is so famous, and it will definitely be a death to change it back in public!

Could it be that the monster alliance is popular to use the manifestation prototype as a vote?

Help, I haven't passed the Transfiguration Technique yet!!

Du Ling was so nervous that he was about to crush the wine cup, but Wang Laohu on the side had already drunk it all, shaking his head and seemed to be very intoxicated, and someone directly grabbed the wine bottle and poured it into his mouth, he had to tremble and put the wine cup to his lips, no matter how hard he tried to shake the problem, he couldn't let it all out......

At this moment, the door of the box was kicked open with a bang.

"Don't move!! You have been arrested for violating the "Regulations on the Administration of Prohibited Stimulant Drugs in Goblins" and gathering people to take drugs!! ”

Sun Xiaoshun's figure looks particularly tall in the backlight.

The rescuer sent by the monkey finally made a meritorious contribution at a critical moment!

Because of his intrusion, the originally staggered warm atmosphere collapsed instantly, Qi Daneng was still shouting that this was a misunderstanding, everyone calm, we have officially recognized non-governmental friendship activities, but a group of monsters who originally had the idea of going against the benchmark law, how could the demons who were weak in their hearts feel at ease, they all tried to hide their faces and prepare to run away, Wang Batian, the captain of the law enforcement team who knew the law and broke the law, even overturned the dining table as a cover.

And at this time, Du Ling didn't care about the setting that complaining about realgar wine was equal to monster ecstasy, and among the dishes and cups and chopsticks flying in the sky, he didn't even have time to say hello to Xiao Li, who came in with Sun Xiaoshun, and stared at that Dr. Hu with a pair of eyes.

At the moment when the other party took out a piece of rune paper and was about to launch, he