68. Visitors from Heaven 01
This lobster spirit, phew, is Iron Man in a steel suit, the name Tony Stark, a genius, a playboy, a billionaire (in no particular order), before triggering the shuttle tunnel to crawl out of the well, is dealing with the Avengers against an alien who doesn't know which planet to fight, it is obvious that the aliens have been subdued by their team, and Tony is about to go for a drink, he takes a step forward...... Gone empty.
Tony's first thought at the time was that he had already said that there was a problem with the way aliens came to Earth, and sure enough, it was.
Tony thought he would go to the aliens' lair, but when he climbed out of the well, he was greeted by the smell of birds and flowers, which at first glance looked like a manor, but in fact, it was a manor.
"Jarvis, where am I?"
"Sir, I'm locating Stark satellites." Intelligent butler Jarvis said in an unhurried tone.
Tony took advantage of Jarvis's positioning of the Stark satellite, he first surveyed the terrain, and as soon as he turned his head, he met the Asian woman who appeared in a white dress with long black hair who didn't know when, Tony took half a step back, cursed "Holycrap", and immediately went into a state of alert! As for why the girl in front of him and the alien who has wandered to the point where he looks particularly freewheeling seem to be completely two species, Tony fully understands that it is the nature of a lady to love beauty, and alien women are no exception!
At this moment, Jarvis spoke calmly again: "Sir, can I ask why you entered the fighting mode?" โ
Tony: "...... Something is wrong with the scanning system? โ
"I'm sorry, sir, you don't have any ** creatures in front of you," Jarviston added after a pause, "maybe I should give you a brain test to avoid the possibility of a concussion." Jarvis really did what he said, gave Tony an MRI, and after a moment he concluded, "There is no indication of a brain abnormality." โ
"Youknowwhat, Jarvis, it's not funny at all." Tony didn't suspect that something was wrong with his eyes, he took off his visor and looked at the Asian woman not far from him again, and that's when the other person spoke, Tony...... Do not understand.
"Jarvis, translator."
"Sir, the other party is in Japanese, she's asking... Why did you trespass on your home? Before the translation, Jarvis had a subtle pause, and Tony's instinct told him that what the other party said must not be so tactful, but he didn't mind at all, but, "You don't seem to be worried about your master and me, what will happen to you on this alien planet, Jarvis?" โ
Jarvis replied slowly: "Sir, this is exactly what I want to tell you, I think we are probably in a parallel universe, and further speaking, we are still on Earth. โ
"Thank you for being so honest with me, Jarvis." Knowing that he was still on Earth, Tony immediately reverted to his original freehand posture and smiled uninhibitedly at the Asian lady, "This is a beautiful misunderstanding, ma'am." โ
Jarvis dutifully translated.
Then, people turned their heads and ...... If it's gone, it's gone!
Tony: "......! Jarvis, did you see that? Oh, I know you can't see, what the hell is going on? If it's a holographic projection, you should be able to 'see' it, and you don't tell me that she doesn't emit heat. Wait, could it be that the evolutionary direction of this parallel Earth and the Earth we are on diverge at some point? โ
The smart butler replied, "There is not enough information to answer." โ
Tony rolled his eyes, and at this moment, a bird flew by in the sky, wrong, it was Ai Ye Edgeworth, and then it stopped and fell, and in Tony's shocked and shocked expression, he approached Tony with a fan attitude: "Iron Man? Nini? Tony Stark? So, can you help me get Batman an autograph? Batman is my natal male god! โ
Ai Ye is speaking Chinese, and Jarvis is still loading the Chinese language pack, which will take a long time, but Ai Ye looks familiar with Tony, this is properly his fan, "You want my autograph, right?" No problem, where do you want to check in? If you want to sign in on your arm, I'm totally fine. "I didn't expect him to develop fans in the parallel universe, wait, could it be that there is also a zร i Iron Man in this parallel universe?
Ai Ye could understand English, and the next moment he became noble and cold, his flying sword followed his master's will and poked in front of Tony, the sharp edge of the flying sword was bright enough to blind Tony's caramel-colored eyes, and the sword was ready to make his blood splash three feet. This has to be black powder!
It's not for nothing that Ai Ye is so unpretentious, he raised his chin, glanced at Tony, and spit out two words sonorously: "Hooligans!" โ
Besides, the Asian woman in a white dress and long black hair that Tony met at the beginning was Sadako who lived in Ai's house.
At the beginning, Erin got the video tape of Sadako, who is very famous in the horror world, by chance, Sadako crawled out of the TV when she watched it, and Erin, who has been dealing with ghosts and even ghosts all year round, was very calm, and she even reached out to Sadako when she was at a loss and stuck in the middle of the TV, helping Sadako to come out of the TV, and treating people with good words.
Erin, who unconsciously flirted with her sister and didn't know it, had already eaten Sadako's Japanese food when Ai Ye called back half an hour later, although she traveled through time and space when she was eating Japanese food, and went to the parallel universe where Sherlock was, but this did not prevent Sadako from staying at Ai's house, and brought her belongings (the well) over, and made a great selfless dedication as a passage through time and space.
Sadako is usually very quiet.,It's very remote.,Whatever you meet.,And this time who let Tony climb out of Sadako's well.,Isn't it trespassing on a house? Sadako didn't let Tony see her lethality, and she was already a lot more restrained.
And Sadako turned around and disappeared to look for Erin, who was still thinking about the two-way shuttle, which was confirmed, and her attention naturally shifted immediately, and casually said to the evil Aresha and Moriarty, "You can talk casually", and went to greet the new guests.
In this slot, Jarvis finally loaded the Mandarin language packโmaybe when he has time, he will load other language packs in my Greater China family, such as dialect language packs, minority language packs, or somethingโthe first thing to translate is the word "hooligan", which Tony parroted to Jarvis.
Jarvis was silent for a moment and then gave a strong explanation: "Sir, there is a saying in Chinese that 'love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan', I wonder if this sentence has helped you?" โ
Tony: "......" This must be completely absent! And could the sword move his face in front of him? He is completely unacceptable to break his appearance or something!
Ai Ye heard Jarvis speak, and his attitude immediately took a 180-degree turn, turning back to the original state of being a fan brother, and called out tentatively: "Jarvis big? โ
- Well, Jarvis, you still have to load the Internet language.
Tony didn't want to recognize the fact that Jarvis seemed to be more popular than him - didn't you see that the sword was moved away - and as soon as he looked up, he saw Sadako suddenly appear again, and was startled again: "WTH! โ
Ai Ye saw that it was Sadako, so he greeted her, and then said in a microwaved boiled water-like tone, "You're right, Sadako is a ghost." โ
Jarvis truthfully translated this sentence to Tony, Tony: "...... Actually, I'm a materialist. โ
Erin took a slow step to follow, and when Ai Ye saw Erin, she immediately went into a state of alert, stopped his precious girl, and persuaded her heartily: "Linlin, don't go over, it's Tony Stark, who has the legendary ultimate skill of 'staring at whoever is pregnant'!" โ
Tony, who has heard Jarvis's translation: "...... Jarvis, what do I say at this point? โ
The almighty intelligent butler has also loaded the network language, and he is very understanding and taught his master a sentence, and Tony follows the lesson: "Your biology is taught by the geography teacher." "Not to mention, Tony is still decently learned.
Ai Ye looked terrified: "The lobster has become a sperm, don't you know that it is not allowed to become a sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China?" No, I still have a fine pleated monster in my house. โ
Erin helplessly called Ai Ye: "Daddy! โ
Ai Ye: "...... Just talk about it, just talk about it. So Linlin, you and Sadako go and play, there's poop here, see if I don't beat this lobster back to its original form! โ
"Actually, I know Mr. Stark, who is at the top of MIT's virtual list of famous alumni." Erin had already determined that the visitor to her house was indeed Tony Stark, and she withdrew her gaze from Tony's steel suit and turned to say to Aye, who was about to "hunt demons".
โMIT๏ผ Oh, you said MIT. Ai Ye said stupidly, he didn't want to think back to the hard years when his baby girl studied abroad, but Erin said so, he also became Tony's passerby fan, yes, his position is so unfirm, "Do you Avengers have a friendship with Batman's Justice League?" I want Batman's autograph, or Jarvis's autograph. "A smart housekeeper like Jarvis is the "dream lover" of otaku, with Jarvis, the baby girl no longer has to worry about my game not being able to pass the level, wow.
Tony: "......", so much information!
And Jarvis politely said, "Sir, should I say 'my pleasure'?" โ
Tony's tone couldn't help but become sour: "I should say it's my honor to have something with you, since you made it by me, Jarvis, you have to figure out the cause and effect of this." Okay, now isn't the time to talk about this mess, it's about peace between the two parallel universes, so-" He stepped out of his steel suit, a gray suit and a burgundy tie, and held out his hand as he walked towards Erin, "I think we need to get to know each other." โ
This style is coming, but it's a pity-
"Sure enough, I'm wearing inner height shoes!"
Tony: Can ...... still be able to establish friendly diplomatic relations?
- Well, Erin was about to tell her boyfriend to come over.