"Possessing a weapon of destruction that has not been requisitioned by the government, or the government has requisitioned it but has not succeeded, plus the energy that this weapon of destruction can drive comes from your chest, and you have a problem with your heart that has to install it, although you have a tendency to self-destruct, but you are not to joke with your heart, that is, it happened unexpectedly, and considering your profession - obviously, the most likely profession that makes you have such an arrogant capital is the arms dealer - This wound is most likely a memento that the terrorists left for you when they kidnapped you. I've had anxiety before, and that's interesting, and depending on your narcissistic personality, having an anxiety disorder means that something more dangerous is going to happen, and if I had to say I'd say it's a war. Oh, there's a team, and one of your team members uses a bow and arrow, what's that premise, archers? However, it doesn't matter, the leader of your team must be prestigious, accommodating, and enduring, which is a must in the face of a disobedient player like you. And just experienced a fight, it seems that the parallel universe you come from is not so peaceful, and also, arms dealers can become positive people in keeping the peace, how incompetent the government of that world is. Am I right? ”

At the end of these words, which seemed to be a hail falling from the sky, there was also a deliberately enlarged smile, and the folds were about to fly, which was really ...... Underwhelmed.

Tony: "......"

Fortunately, Sherlock, who pulled up the hatred value as soon as he came up, used English, Tony was quick thinking, and after a few seconds of blank expression, he came back to his senses, "Since you said so, then it would be rude if I didn't make any comments, first of all, I'm a former arms dealer, and I'm now a clean energy business, and as you said, geniuses like me naturally became the leader in this field; Again, as good as that may sound like you're saying that, I have to say that since this beautiful lady said that I'm at the top of the MIT virtual celebrity alumni list - which is a must - it means that I'm probably some kind of comic book or movie character, yes, I also have a little bit of research on parallel universes, and you know that there is an Earth in a parallel universe where not a single fish dares to step onto land, and species that don't even evolve humans at all? Oh, of course that's not the point, the point I want to say is that since I'm a star-level figure in this parallel universe, then my information is at my fingertips. So put away your god stick, or you say something that no one knows to prove it. ”

Stark is so magnanimous.

――Let's not talk about anything else, just in this confrontation between the two people, they are not equal in terms of the number of words.

Sherlock looked at his girlfriend when Tony mentioned MIT, only to get a shrug and indifferent expression - Comrade Xiao Ai said that he would not participate in Sherlock and the new guests, and in the 'meeting ceremony' between her virtual alumni, after all, she was more interested in the steel suit and Jarvis made by Tony than Tony, but Ai Ye watched the two of them back and forth with relish, of course, it was not excluded that his male god Jarvis was the reason for the simultaneous translation - when Tony said cruel words, Sherlock glared at him angrily, Tony also showed a close-up smile politely.

Sherlock snorted, crossed his arms, and glanced at Tony again lightly, and when he spoke again, his tone became lazy: "Net height is one meter seventy-four." ”

Tony: "...... It's not as tall as you, and your face is long. ”

When Ai Ye heard this, he immediately said to his baby girl as if he had found a like-minded friend: "Linlin, you look at the eyes of the crowd are bright, and I am not the only one who thinks that your boyfriend's face is long." ”

Thanks to Jarvis, Tony understood this, and he made an exaggerated look of surprise: "Wait, in order to avoid errors in the Chinese-English translation, I think it is necessary for me to confirm, does 'boyfriend' here refer to a boyfriend who can do a lot of love and do things, or is it a boyfriend?" I see, girls think it's cool to have a GAY girlfriend. ”

Ai Ye looked at Erin again, and the meaning was self-evident.

Erin glanced at Ai Ye with a smile, Ai Ye: "...... Hahaha, Nini's joke is so funny, I can't help but laugh! ”

Sherlock: "...... Your girlfriend is breaking up with you. ”

Ai Ye couldn't help but answer: "Is it because Pepper finally realized that you and Captain America have any secrets that can't be said?" ”

Tony: "...... Is the secret you can't tell the way I imagined it to be? If yes, then I'm going to laugh out loud too. ”

As a senior otaku, Ai Ye gossiped even more with interest: "Isn't it? Did you know that there is a parallel universe on Earth where Iron Woman is married to Captain America? I have a collector's edition of the comic as proof.,Sex turns to what is the most loving.。 Aiye, who knew too much, unconsciously completed Tony's lore.

Tony, Tony wants to be quiet.

- Oh, this is the "mood story" that Jarvis provided to his master, after all, he has to follow the local customs.

……

Although there is Ai Ye's magic stroke, the bond between Sherlock and Tony, the two little mouth cannon experts, is knotted, and the two of them are talking and hitting Tony almost forgetting his business, cough, do you want to establish friendly diplomatic relations between the two parallel universes.

Tony didn't know if he really saw that it was Erin who could call the shots between them in this regard, or if he deliberately wanted to be angry with Sherlock, and approached Erin like a flower butterfly, "Honey, you have to tell me, are you Asian women as beautiful and smart as you?" ”

"I can understand that you are asking me if Asian women have both breasts and brains, Mr. Stark. Also, haven't you 'met' Asian women? Erin looked at the information provided by Jarvis again, tilted her head and suddenly realized, "Oh, you're asking me about the differences between the two parallel universes about Asian women?" Then I can responsibly tell you that the overall development direction of our two parallel universes is the same, and there is no divergence in the general direction of evolution, so your original understanding of Asian women is universal. ”

Tony: "...... Are you sure? "After all, what Tony saw and heard in the Ai family manor is all subverting his cognition, and his materialist three views have been shattered, okay?" Wait, don't talk yet, I feel like I'm going to be shot through my back by some cautious man. Oh, Irene, I know love blinds, but I'm sure a smart lady like you will quickly open her eyes to see someone's true nature, won't you? ”

"Actually, it's my dad who stares at you." Erin turned her gaze back to the information, "And the smart lady you said, including Miss Potts?" ”

Tony couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth after recalling his senses, was he being bullied by this family? But he's not alone, either," Jarvis, say something? ”

The intelligent butler's elegant British voice said: "Sir, I'm afraid I have to agree with Ms. Ai's statement." ”

Sherlock's mood was cloudy, and he sneered, and without saying anything, the irony was obvious.

As for Ai Ye, who stamped Tony as a 'hooligan' and opened the door to a new world for Tony, he did not hesitate to ... Jarvis gave a thumbs up, turned his head and asked Erin, "Linlin, are you done researching?" Can Jarvis borrow poop? Baba has an appointment with someone PK today, I must beat him up first, and then let Jarvis make his equipment black and clean, let him kneel down and sing conquest, wow Ka Ka-"

Tony, who thought Aiye was going to compete with the sword: "...... Mr. Ai, do you know? You remind me of one of my teammates. ”

Ai Ye: "? ”

After a quick glance at the Avengers series of comics and series of movies provided by Aiye, Sherlock explained with a blank face: "I think the teammate mentioned by Mr. Stark from afar is Thor, a goldfish. In other words, he's calling you stupid. After speaking, he tugged at Tony, "You're welcome." ”

Tony: "You know ...... thing, why do you say it?"

Ai Ye looked at Sherlock on the left and Tony on the right, with a stalk on his neck, and said righteously: "There is one thing I want to say from the beginning, Shima face, don't think that you are the only one Sherlock Holmes, Nini's body also played Sherlock Holmes in the Victorian period, and the relationship between it and Watson makes the owner of the original copyright unbearable." Yes, that's right, Shama face your ancestor, no, your body is Sherlock Holmes in "Sherlock Holmes Detective Book" written by Conan Doyle, what are you proud of as a door-to-door son-in-law, you're just an adapted character! Also, Iron Woman's name is Natasha Stark, and she's married to Captain America and married! ”

Ai Ye, who knew too much, swept across the four as soon as these words came out.

Sherlock: "......"

Tony: "......"

Erin had already automatically blocked them when they started arguing, and now she was in a state of "ignoring what was going on outside the window and only reading the books of the sages", so she hadn't heard such sensational remarks from Aiye.

Also, Ai Ye's words were not finished, and after he finished talking about the marriage of Iron Woman and Captain America, he said very sadly: "What's wrong with Wang Da Hammer's IQ not being online!" What happened to being stabbed in the kidney by his younger brother Loki! Believe it or not, as soon as his meow hammer comes out, you can't even pick it off when you are pounded against the wall—"

The outside of the scene remembered a "click", oh, don't doubt it, it's the sound of thunder, who can have such a wind appearance, who is the god of thunder!

Tony, who was given a new nickname by Amway, touched his chin: "It seems that Murphy's law applies to two different parallel universes, I see." ”

Ai Ye, who was still indignant at the last moment, immediately smiled: "Now I'm not afraid that Jarvis won't have a place to charge." ”

Tony: The "......" relationship is really a true fan of Jarvis.

Jarvis politely thanked him, "Thank you for your concern, Mr. Ai." ”

Sherlock was about to say something, but he was glared at Erin, who was awakened by the thunder and reminded by Jarvis, who flattened his mouth and threw himself directly into the sofa, he had no interest in the legendary gods.

So how did Thor, the god of thunder, come to the parallel universe? Or has Meow Meow Hammer evolved to the point where it can not only dodge, but also trace the whereabouts of teammates? It's really a question worth exploring.