"The master knows that the fish are too smart to catch. Kaka woke up slowly, the stinky fish that was barely visible in its original appearance had just been buried by Zulu, and may the soul of the fish rest in heaven.

Yes, compared to you, those fish are really geniuses, and they speak super nicely.

"But the sea is so good, I like it the most, there are so many amazing things in the sea. Kaka seemed to be a little chatter, regardless of whether anyone had a relationship or not, and said to himself.

"For example?" Derek asked with some curiosity, although his fiefdom was by the sea, but since the crossing, he had spent less than a week in the fiefdom, and three of them were still in a semi-coma, is there any difference between the sea here and the earth?

"I've heard people say a very wonderful thing, it turns out that once a starfish commits suicide, it will be resurrected immediately, very powerful, will it not be able to kill. said.

"So starfish don't wear boxing shorts, do they?, or do you always catch jellyfish with a yellow sponge in a suit and leather shoes?" Derek grumbled weakly, thinking that he would say something particularly powerful to the sea monster, but you were telling me about Patrick?

"Hahaha, master, you are so stupid, how can a starfish get dressed," the stupid Kahaha laughed.

Everyone else can do it, but you are not qualified to say that others are stupid!

"Little Kaka, what's the matter with your fish?" Zulu asked, doing the fish's burial.

"That's the owner's favorite tuna! I wanted to catch a dolphin for the owner, but the dolphin was too smart for me to catch. Kaka said smugly.

The ghost could see that it was tuna, and it was all rotten like that.

"Dolphins are so smart, how can you eat them?" said the little princess with disdain, and from the moment they met, the little princess looked at the new Kaka a little unpleasantly.

"Yes, I heard that dolphins may be smarter than people," Kaka said without caring that he was despised, and followed the little princess's words, or didn't he realize?

"Dolphins may be smarter than some. The little princess sneered unceremoniously.

"How do you know?" said Kaka's mouth wide in surprise.

Seeing that Kaka didn't realize anything, Wei'er Buddha seemed to have gotten some interesting new toy, this shitty place, being bullied by that bastard master every day, finally it's my turn!

"Maybe we can do a trial and see. ”

"Experiment?" Kaka asked, tilting his head.

"It's easy, let's just find a tank of water, a hoop that dolphins can get through, and a bucket of snacks you like. Little Lori said with a wicked taste

"I didn't understand. Kaka had a question mark on his face.

"It's okay, maybe the dolphins understand. After saying that, little Lori raised her head proudly, crossed her hands on her waist, trembled, mortal, cry loudly under the poisonous tongue of this princess!

Hmph, the hatred between the breasts is irreplaceable, take your extra and useless fat and go to the corner to cry......!

However, Kaka just turned the black dog ears with a confused face, looking at the smug daydream, this person must be stupid, right? What is she doing? Forget it, my mother won't let me play with the fool

A hand knife interrupted the little princess's fantasy, and the little princess immediately bared her teeth, ready to fight the rotten and useless meat to the end.

"If you have time to bully people, you might as well practice more magic, how are you practicing your spells?" Derek asked as he washed his hands after handling the preparation of various ingredients.

It's a stupid person, but it's pitiful to be bullied like this all the time.

"Don't hit me on the head! If you hit me again, you'll be stupid!" Little Lori immediately switched to holding her head and squatting, her movements were extremely skillful, and she knew that she practiced often at a glance.

After last night's AK-47 incident, little Lori was very unconfident in front of Derek.

"You're stupid enough, a simple batter defense technique, it still takes more than a second to complete it until now, when is the academy's academic year ranking competition?"

"The day after tomorrow. Princess Wei'er whispered.

"I'll just say, although I'm very famous as a mage, the real reason why you have to choose me as a teacher is really because of alchemy, right?"

"I'm sorry, that little bastard from the Mountbatten family has already earned the title of Mage's Apprentice in advance, but I really want to win, not only because he humiliated me, but also because my father would come to watch the game that day. Princess Wei'er bowed deeply.

"So, what are you going to do?" said Lina, who liked the little princess very much, and couldn't help but worry about her.

"So, can you lend me that gun yesterday?" Master. Wei'er kept her bow and raised her head, pleading with a flattering look on her face.

"Is Mountbatten the son of Duke Mountbatten? I remember that the Mountbatten family was mainly based on earth-based spells, right?" The iron pot on the desk began to smoke, and Derek replied as he stir-fried the food.

"Yes, Master. ”

"Although the Duke of Mountbatten is powerful, he will not deceive his son for the name of a mage apprentice. ”

"Of course, otherwise how could you beat me, I'm also very strong. When the little princess heard this, she immediately put on a picture that I was also very powerful, and Derek, who was busy with the spoon, threw a fierce glare, and the little Lori immediately died down.

"In this case, the gun is useless for you, the strength of the mage's apprentice, at least a condensed earthen wall technique of about half a meter with spells, at this thickness, plus the enhancement of magic, the 7.62mm rifle bullet has no effect. ”

The fish-flavored shredded pork is finished, Derek Liso's plate, and the next dish begins, by the way, the braised pork needs to be stewed for a longer time after it is fried, let's do it first, how can you forget Lina's sister's favorite braised pork.

"Then what should I do, Master, you must help me find a way, everyone knows that I am studying with you, I am useless, the key is the person who will lose Master." "If you can't make a plan, Wei'er will roll her eyes and make another plan.

"Oh, I don't care. "Hmph, they're all thousand-year-old foxes, what are you talking to me about here?

"I'm sorry, Master, I was wrong, I want to win. Princess Wei'er pleaded.

Derek groaned, and when he duel with Barnes, the idiot began to think that he could win a single blow, and he didn't use defensive spells at all, and then stupidly used up his magic power.

I really don't know how that idiot got into the Great Magician, shady! There must be shady!

But the earth mage is really a bit of a problem, forget it, just give her that thing.

"Master......" Princess Wei'er was about to say something more when she was interrupted by Derek.

"Let's eat first, after eating, I will show you something, it should be useful, bring a plate over, help me prepare the dishes, do some work, otherwise you are not allowed to eat." ”

"Yes, Master!" I don't know why, although we have only been together for two days, but hearing Derek's words, Wei'er felt inexplicably relieved, and said with a sweet smile from the heart.