Chapter 6: Kaka and Ru
"Master, let's continue to eat hot pot today, shall we?"
Derek didn't have to be on duty today, and he planned to sleep until noon and get up, but he was woken up early in the morning by a knock on the door, rubbing his sleepy eyes, and as soon as he opened the door, he was greeted by the little princess's expectant eyes.
Gan ~ You are addicted to yesterday's hot pot, right! By the way, the title Master uses Chinese pronunciation, and you don't have to think about it to know whose masterpiece it is.
When eating hot pot yesterday, Derek used food as bait to tempt little Lori to change her name, otherwise she would never want to eat hot pot again, I thought it would take a lot of effort, who knew that it would be so easy to get it.
Cut, it turned out to be just a foodie, I knew it was so simple, it was better to ...... Forget it, what's so nice about Lori, if you want to see it, it depends on our maid sister~ Yes, I'm the royal sister! That's right, that's it.
Just eating is not over, but taking advantage of Derek's absence, the snack goods even want to take the pot away, it is too much, but fortunately, Derek came back in time and stopped it with a knife.
"Gollum, have you heard of someone who eats hot pot early in the morning?" said Derek as he brushed his teeth.
"But it's not early, Master, it's almost noon~~~" The little princess said in a sweet and greasy tone, pretending to be cute.
Derek immediately perked up and became vigilant, this is very wrong, our little princess is not this kind of sweet Lori! The princess becomes well-behaved, and she must be a demon.
"Sister Lina, didn't you say that I would do these things myself, you don't have to do these things for me, when is it now?" asked Derek when he saw the bunny maid sister who was helping him take over the room
"Clean up the house for the master, but what about my pleasure, is little Derek going to take it away? It's eleven o'clock, master, are you hungry, and I'm going to make you something to eat?" replied Lina, smiling, as she made the bed.
"Don't bother, Sister Lina, I'm going to cook. Hearing that Sister Lina was going to cook, Derek's heart was alarmed.
"Little Derek thinks my cooking is not delicious?" The maid lady who was walking outside the door paused, her shoulders shaking gently with her back to Derek.
Sister Lina shouldn't be crying, right? Oh my God, what should I do?!
"I didn't mean that, I just think that Sister Lina and everyone have been a little lucky recently, and I'm going to do something different to treat everyone!"
"Really?" said Lina's voice.
"Of course it's true," Derek hurriedly assured.
"In that case, don't forget your sister's braised pork. Sister Lina smiled back, and Derek felt his heart beat a few times, what?
"Then I don't have to trouble Master to cook, I'll just eat hot pot alone. Seeing that the hot pot that was about to reach her mouth was about to fly away, the little princess hurriedly said.
Why don't you eat peaches!, Enough to eat, Derek thought viciously.
"Are you sure your Royal Highness doesn't want to try it? The braised pork made by the master will definitely not taste worse than the hot pot. ”
"Really?" the little princess asked with some doubts, but remembering the taste of the hot pot yesterday, she seemed to have some credibility to say, it's not bad to make braised pork? Thinking of this, she pointed to Derek and said, "Then I'll try it, if it's not delicious, you have to make a hot pot to make amends for me!"
"Okay, okay. Derek waved his hand perfunctorily, it's a big deal to send you a hot pot in two days to go back and eat it slowly, anyway, Zulu has already made it on a large scale, ready to promote it in the hall of his own workshop.
Of course, before mass production, the hot pot was still mine, and I was ready to eat supper when I stayed up late at night to make a figure, to tell the truth, alchemy is really not too convenient, it only took three hours yesterday to make the figure of the Iron Fist anti-tank bazooka, and I will find a chance to try it in the past two days.
Of course, it must be hidden, this little princess's curiosity is really heavy, and she will always play with Derek's figurine, remembering the fear of being dominated by Princess Wei'er with a gun yesterday.
Thinking of the row of bullet holes that were punched at his feet yesterday, Derek thought firmly, fortunately this Lori is a master of human strokes, otherwise it is estimated that Lao Tzu will cross again.
"Master, should you be late for lunch today? I remember that Sister Kaka wrote from Sister Kaka that she was coming to the royal capital, calculate the time, and it will be almost at noon today. "Sister Lina seems to remember something.
"Kaka?" I know this person? Derek thought the name was familiar, but he just couldn't remember it.
"Don't you remember? It's your childhood playmate, the one who can pretend to catch birds. Sister Lina reminded.
At this moment, a strange picture suddenly flashed in Derek's mind: a golden full moon hung in the deep blue sky, and below was the sand by the sea, all planted with endless green watermelons, and among them there was an eleven or twelve-year-old girl, wearing a silver ring around her neck, holding a steel fork in her hand, and stabbing at a horse with all her might, but the ru twisted his body and fled from under her crotch.
Wait, what's going on with the memory of this predecessor, my own name, if I recall being selected by the Chicago Bulls with the first pick in the first round of the NBA draft, and then punching Zhan Laohan, kicking Deng Xinhua, and winning the championship ring or something, I will endure it.
What's going on with Ru? Your name is Derek Ross, and you're not Zhou Shuren.
In the backyard experimental field, Derek began to slowly process the ingredients around the kitchen table, and the little princess was on the other side while controlling the dough and practicing continuously, while secretly watching Derek's movements.
Speaking of this set of tables, it was originally put here by Derek to prepare to stay up late at night for supper, but unexpectedly, since the little princess came, it was occupied as a place to practice spells for her.
Of course, there is also a reason for Derek's request, after all, after practicing, the noodles can still be eaten, and no matter how much money you have, you can't waste it, right?
Derek has always felt that those who have money, 82-year-old Lafite drink a cup and pour a glass have a problem with their brains, but they have just a little money, and there are many small goals in life.
"Master, we meet again, you, how are you doing?" two large, soft things suddenly pushed against Derek's back, and before he could reminisce, pictures flashed in his mind.
Hearing this familiar voice, Derek's childhood memories suddenly came to life like lightning, and it seemed that he saw his beautiful hometown.
Where did this narrator come from, bastard, I'll say it again, I'm not called Zhou Shuren.
Derek turned his head and finally saw a canine beauty standing behind him with two large and soft bodies on top of his own just now, her blonde hair, catharsis like a flood with the sun.
If Sister Lina's figure is just the right interpretation of all the advantages of a woman, then the one in front of her is an exaggeration? The height of the two little princesses on top of the top is close to the height of one meter eight, friend, this leg alone is almost more than one meter, right?
"That's pretty too, isn't it?" Derek just thought, who knew his mouth was uncontrollably spoken.
"Who is Runtu?Master, I'm Kaka, don't you remember?"
The monkey scratched his head .jpg
Wait, I finally know who I learned from this habit of scratching my head as soon as my body uses my brain!
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"Master, I also brought you a gift for this encounter, wait, I'll see where it is. The beauty opened the package like a treasure, and a foul smell came to her face, but she rummaged through it as if she didn't realize it, and finally took out a salted fish more than one meter long, "That's it, master, this is your favorite fish, I caught it for you~"
Looking at the other party's expression of praise on my face, Derek finally confirmed that this is really a stupid person!
Rose has been in the royal capital for almost half a month, and it has already stinked, right? You're not a dog? Why can't you smell it?
"What does it smell like? It's weird. Kaka sniffed his nose vigorously, this is what you brought with you, haven't you even opened it?
"It stinks!" With that, Kaka flopped and fainted to the ground.
can be stunned by the gifts you have prepared, you are really a good woman!