Isn't there a classic Q&A on the Internet, if you wake up and find yourself a woman, what is the first thing you do?

-- Let the brothers cool off first.

Gao Zixing, the second goods, woke up in the morning and found that he had become a woman, he didn't think about anything, he rushed out of his bedroom shirtless, and slammed it towards the opposite bedroom door.

In the opposite bedroom lives his good friend, a close friend from high school to the present, Zong Yang.

Zong Yang got out of bed and opened the door in a daze, only to see a body with extremely obvious female features*, and the pestle of the white flower flower was in front of his eyes!

Zong Yang hurriedly rubbed his eyes - anyone who saw a woman wearing only pants knocking on his door early in the morning would feel that he was making spring. Dream it!

Gao Zixing saw Zong Yang staring at him, so he said triumphantly: "Look at your virtue, your eyes are straight!" ”

Zong Yang was stunned, but he knew very well that Gao Zixing's voice came from the mouth of the woman in front of him!

Oh, what the hell!

Zong Yang closed the bedroom door with a "bang", turned around and frowned and muttered, "Could it be that I'm already so hungry and thirsty that I want to have this kind of dream?" ”

Gao Zixing's lewd smile froze, and after a second of brain restart, he continued to gouge the door and scream: "Zong Yang, get out of here!" Lao Tzu is so interesting! The first thing that comes to mind when you become a woman is to make you feel refreshed! How dare you shut Lao Tzu out! ”

Zong Yang leaned against the door and was shocked by Gao Zixing's knock.

He brushed his hair, a little confused. The one outside the door is indeed Gao Zixing with a D cup! Not to mention the voice, if you think about it carefully, the face is the same! It's simply a demonized Gao Zixing!

Gao Zixing continued to roar outside the door: "Zongyang, you wretched!" If you don't open the door again, I'll slam the door! ”

Aren't you just slamming the door now?

Zong Yang reluctantly turned around and opened the door, but the moment he opened the door, Gao Zixing pounced and directly threw the defenseless Zong Yang to the ground.

Gao Zixing rode on Zong Yang's body, grabbed Zong Yang's neck with both hands, and smiled gloomily: "You kid explain to me, what kind of ghost did you react just now!" ”

Zong Yang really couldn't look directly at Gao Zixing's female fruit, so he turned his head to look at the floor and said, "It's a hellish reaction." ”

"You're the ghost! Your whole family is a ghost! Hey, pervert! Gao Zixing deliberately rubbed Zongyang's little Ding Ding with his buttocks.

Zong Yang is also a normal male, and he naturally has the physiological phenomenon of the morning in the morning, but he was adjusted by Gao Zixing. played, and suddenly became extremely embarrassed.

So Zong Yang pushed Gao Zixing away, not to mention the demonized Gao Zixing, even the male version of Gao Zixing, who was no match for Zong Yang. So the move of pinching the neck or something, Zong Yang didn't care at all.

"Hey! I don't know what it means to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? You deserve to be a single dog! Gao Zixing, who fell on the floor, scolded.

"It's like you're not a bachelor." Zong Yang pulled the quilt on the bed and threw it to Gao Zixing, sat on the bed and yawned: "Hurry up and wrap yourself, don't come out again and make me blind." ”

"Damn, you still dislike me!" Gao Zixing threw away the quilt, got up and jumped hard in front of Zong Yang, the purpose was to make this pair of women. The organ shook Zong Yang, and he twisted and said, "Lao Tzu took off his underwear to show you?" ”

Zong Yang was also drunk with this beautiful scenery, and he couldn't bear it at all, so he staggered his gaze, picked up the quilt and wrapped Gao Zixing, and then threw it on the bed and pressed it.

"What, the bestiality has exploded? Finally want to tear off the hypocritical skin of a righteous gentleman and come to fight Lao Tzu for 300 rounds? ”

Zong Yang ignored Gao Zixing's frowning, in fact, he really wanted to give Gao Zixing a punch and make him shut up and stop the meeting.

"What's the matter with you?"

"What's going on? Lao Tzu has become a woman, I want you to get rid of your virgin body, you don't know how to thank me! Don't worry, you don't need to pop the chrysanthemum! Gao Zixing was molested against Zong Yang. Zuo smiled: "Except for my voice, I have become a woman!" Sound or anything is definitely not a problem, I can pseudophon, you know, hehehe......"

Zong Yang's face was dark, listening to Gao Zixing's spittle and chatter.

"How did you become a woman?"

Gao Zixing has been traveling for inspiration these days, he is an Internet writer, his salary is enough to support himself, and his parents give him pocket money, so he didn't go out to find another job.

Yesterday, Gao Zixing went home and went to sleep, Zong Yang didn't see him after getting off work, and as a result, this kind of fantasy appeared early this morning!

"Oh, that's what you ask!" Gao Zixing blew away the long hair blocking his face, and explained with a big grin: "Didn't I go to find inspiration!" You also know, my recent bottleneck is being complained by readers, the heroine I wrote is not enough women, but I basically don't have the opportunity to contact too many women, so I thought about finding a few female donkey friends to hang out with......"

This is really a chatter + occupational disease, Zong Yang is not in the mood to listen to him tell the complete story now, so he directly interrupted: "Talk about the point!" ”

"I'm impatient!" Gao Zixing rolled his eyes dissatisfied, and said: "The point is that I found a way to become a woman, and I want to become a woman to find inspiration!" ”

Zong Yang frowned: "How did you find it?" How did it change? ”

"Cut, didn't you tell me to get to the point!"

"......" really wanted to beat him up.

"Basically, when I was chatting with everyone, I casually said that if only I could become a woman and experience it for a few days. Then there was a woman who mysteriously chatted with me in private, saying that she knew a person who knew a lot of witchcraft, and that she should be able to fulfill me. ”

"......" This is obviously a liar, Zong Yang has no power to complain.

Gao Zixing said happily: "Of course I don't believe it! But I was curious, so I followed her! ”

"You're not afraid of being sold." Zong Yang let go of him, but stopped him from showing his proud fruit.

If you become a woman, you want to refresh your brothers immediately, but your brothers may not be able to get hard!

Zong Yang belongs to the kind of person who was immediately blinded, and not spitting it out shows that his emergency ability is still quite strong.

"Do I look like a valuable commodity?" Gao Zixing immediately flattered Zong Yang.

Gao Zixing's appearance and personality are completely opposite, he has a relatively neutral beautiful face, and he is very quiet when he doesn't speak, with a feeling of classical beauty. But with one mouth, that's simply a split personality!

Quiet as a virgin, moving like a big man!

"It's worth it to dismember you and sell you." Zong Yang wanted to say, aren't you a valuable commodity or a cheap one? But if you think about it, in case this guy is not happy to hear it, he plays with his breasts in front of him again. Shake it!

"Oh, that's right." Gao Zixing was really a little scared when he thought about it, "My kidneys are still left to buy love crazy 10!" ”

"Go on." Zong Yang glanced at his watch, forget it, let's take a leave today.

Gao Zixing sat up, hugged the quilt in front of him, grabbed his long hair overnight, and continued: "Then I saw a very kind aunt, ...... Maybe it's an uncle. Anyway, she asked me to sign a life and death certificate, gave me a pair of potions, and charged me 300 yuan! ”

“…… Alas! Zong Yang sighed heavily.

I didn't look at this troublemaker for a while, and I made such a big trouble!

"What are you sighing for, you don't want to get rid of your virgin body, then you can keep it!" Gao Zixing rolled his eyes, and then smiled obscenely: "Have you seen the woman's one?" Real people, not A. movies! I'll take it off for you? ”

"Put away your discipline." Zong Yang rubbed his temples, lifted Gao Zixing's long silky hair, and looked at his originally neutral face, which now seemed to have undergone plastic surgery and became more feminine and soft, and there was no sense of disobedience.

But Zong Yang still said worriedly: "How are you going to change back?" Let's go to the hospital for a check-up! ”

"Check? Don't be funny, if you find out that I'm a super-scientific being, don't pull me to dissect! Wouldn't that be worse than selling organs! Don't go, don't go! ”

Gao Zixing patted Zong Yang's hand, brushed his hair and began to braid it, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that the braids I learned from my classmates when I was a child would have a use at this time." You, don't worry, my aunt said, this medicine only has a one-month effect, and when the time comes, it will change back! ”

"Are there no side effects?"

"Probably not...... Gao Zixing looked to the side weakly, because he didn't ask at all.

Gao Zixing thought about it, jumped out of bed and opened the wardrobe to find clothes to wear, and said, "You go back to get dressed, we have to go to the hospital." ”

"No, no, no!" Gao Zixing immediately rolled on the bed with the quilt.

"Gao Zixing!" Zong Yang raised his voice, and his expression was extremely serious: "Go get dressed, don't let me say it a second time." The consequences of disobedience, you yourself know. ”

Gao Zixing suddenly stretched a bitter gourd face, and complained in a low voice: "You will threaten me with this, hum, when I find a wife, see how you still get sè!" ”

The so-called consequence is that Zong Yang went to live in the company dormitory and ignored Gao Zixing, who was a ninth-level disabled person in his living ability.

No matter how it sounds, it sounds like a stalk about a wife going back to her parents' house to threaten her husband, but here, it's the relationship between an old mother and a waste wood son.

Zong Yang also owed him in his previous life, from the beginning of his acquaintance in high school, until he graduated from college, to the three years of work, he has been eating and living with Gao Zixing - eating Zong Yang's meals and living in Zong Yang's clean house.

Don't look at Gao Zixing's various scum attributes, but Zong Yang just isn't annoying. Zong Yang's personality is relatively cold, and he doesn't have many friends, so he can get along with Gao Zixing so well, and Zong Yang still cherishes the relationship between them.

Sometimes, Zong Yang was forced to marry by his family, and he really thought about pulling Gao Zixing away, and said to his parents, I am a homosexual, if you force me again, I will marry him!

In fact, Zong Yang is not gay, he has never been in love at all, and he doesn't know what he is in love, and he has never been tempted by anyone anyway. Maybe it's a mental illness and a lack of affection?

Zong Yang thinks it's very good now, if he finds another partner, he still has to contact and run in, if he can't get along, his previous energy will be wasted, it's really better to make do with Zong Yang for a lifetime.

As for succession? Zong Yang doesn't like children, he can't think of what he is like as a father, he doesn't have this desire.

Zong Yang never told Gao Zixing about his thoughts, because he knew that Gao Zixing wanted to get married, and his ideal type was his current feminine state, which was bumpy and convex, and could be cute and coquettish.

Maybe it's because of too much obsession that she has become this kind of "woman"?

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