Gao Zixing likes Xiao Zhengtai very much, but what is the use of liking, he will not take care of it. An otaku like him who refuses to go on a blind date, he really doesn't know how to find a virtuous and virtuous wife to marry.

As for Gao Zixing's parents, they both work abroad. They think that Gao Zixing is still young, and he is not in a hurry to get married, so he can do whatever he likes now, squander his youth to his heart's content, and don't break the law anyway.

They also treat Zong Yang, who has always taken care of his precious son, as his own son. Gifts in the mail are always double. Originally, he also wanted to give Zong Yang "pocket money", but Zong Yang didn't ask for it.

Why do you need to collect money? I'm not a babysitter hired by your family...... Although doing the same job as the babysitter, it is even more troublesome.

Alas, it's all tears. In short, it's a bad fate!

However, Gao Zixing can make Zong Yang cheap, so naturally there is a reason why he can be cheap.

Zong Yang didn't talk much, but Gao Zixing could know what he was thinking. Gao Zixing said, this is called the writer's intuition!

But Zongyang, a person with strong self-esteem, is very conflicted in his heart. He wants people to understand him, but he doesn't want people to know too much about him and understand him.

And Gao Zixing is such a qualified wonder stor, usually he sells stupid second goods, and the critical moment is Zongyang's intimate little padded jacket.

You say he's pretending to be stupid and really black? But too many things show that he is really stupid...... How do you say that the nerves are thick?

He's a super resistant sunflower, you give him some sunshine, and he will follow him. If you want to break him, it's completely impossible.

(If you keep breaking, then bend it→_→ it's sunflowers anyway)

Gao Zixing became a woman, and he wore his own clothes again, except for his chest, everything else was loose. The previous Gao Zi was fortunate to have no problem pretending to be a pseudo-mother, let alone the body of this "transformed" woman. But it's good that it's winter, otherwise I wouldn't have worn a bra as a street breast. Shake something, Zong Yang will definitely go crazy.

Zong Yang went out with such a woman, but he didn't expect to catch up with the neighbors' aunts and uncles who came back from the morning market.

This is really a bad time for people, drinking cold water will stuff their teeth.

"Zong Yang, is this your object?"

This handsome guy has finally found a partner, I don't know whose daughter picked up such a baby.

It is said that now the city is full of high-rise buildings, and every household is living their lives behind closed doors, but once the number of aunts and uncles in this community reaches a certain proportion, then basically there is nothing for other residents*.

Who knows how these old detectives get the information, maybe they are bored and love to gossip. There is no one whose situation is not understood by everyone.

If there is really one that no one knows, then everyone will collectively pay attention to this one. The result is basically two: first, it is also "transparent" in the end; Second, this is a catfishery, it's a pyramid scheme, right? Call the police!

Therefore, the old people know that Zong Yang is kind and always smiles and greets when they meet, which is purely because Zong Yang grew up in the grandparents' house, so he is closer to the elderly; Since he is kind and kind, it is naturally incumbent on him to help something; The other is to buy vegetables, cook and do housework, and there is information spread by people who have been to Zongyang's house: The young man's house is neat and clean, I really have to praise it!

Gao Zixing, an otaku, is naturally very low compared to Zong Yang, a perfect guy who is endowed with an aura by everyone. But everyone still knows that Zongyang has such a roommate, I heard that he writes books, a big writer, and he doesn't like to go out very much. As for what books he wrote, no one knows......

It stands to reason that someone greeted him at this time, and Gao Zixing should have dodged and blocked his face according to normal people's thinking, but he was still immersed in the pleasure of transformation, directly brushed off his long hair, greeted everyone with a smile, and grabbed in front of Zong Yang: "Morning uncle and aunt, I am Zong Yang's girlfriend, my name is Gao ...... Beauty. Beauty! (I didn't expect the beauty. The word beauty will also be used by river crabs! ）

Zong Yang immediately grabbed his waist and laughed with the uncles and aunts: "He's joking, we still have urgent matters, let's go first!" ”

So he dragged Gao Zixing to evacuate quickly.

"What a lively girl! It's just that the voice is a little rough......"

"What's that?,It's pretty anyway.,Eh.,Why do you think it's a little familiar......"

"You've seen it before? It's the first time I've seen Jong Yang with a girl. ”

"Hehe, the beautiful girls all look alike now, maybe I'm mistaken, or they look like a star!"

It's also thanks to Gao Zixing that he doesn't show up much, so everyone can't remember his face at all.

Zong Yang warned Gao Zixing not to talk too much, and Gao Zixing had no choice but to shut up.

The two came to the hospital, Gao Zixing did a comprehensive examination, and the results of the examination would not be available until the afternoon, so the two went out to have a meal and buy some clothes by the way.

This is Zongyang's mention yì, why? Part of it was because of the gazes of passers-by, which made him very uncomfortable. The other part is because Gao Zixing deliberately pinched his throat and complained to him: "Husband~ people's breasts are too heavy!" It's really hard to be a woman! ”

Vomit......

It is rare to see Zong Yang's expression so uncalm, speechless, black-faced, almost crazy. Gao Zixing has not many "picks. Funny "the truth!

The more depressed Zong Yang was, the more Gao Zixing was hilarious.

Suddenly, Zong Yang beckoned to him with a smile: "Baby, come here, I promise not to kill you." ”

The two singles didn't know anything about women's clothes. However, Gao Zixing is a big dog, half a local tyrant, what the clerk recommends, he will try on, he thinks it is good to wear it, then swipe the card and put it in his wardrobe.

I haven't come out to shop for a long time, but I didn't expect to buy such a bunch of clothes as soon as I came out, and they are all women's clothes!

From underwear to down jackets, hats to shoes, he bought them all.

When buying underwear, he whispered to Zong Yang: "Why do I feel like a pervert?" ”

"It always has been." Zong Yang said angrily - Isn't it good for you to buy this thing and go in by yourself! Why do you have to hold me down!

Gao Zixing was dissatisfied with him burying himself, so he said to Zong Yang "coquettishly": "Husband~ Which one do you like, I bought it and wore it for you~"

Gao Zixing successfully attracted the attention of the people around him-

Emma, a talented woman!

Phew, Xiu'en loves to die fast!

In everyone's envious, jealous and hateful eyes, Zong Yang pointed to a set of very "affectionate. Fun" underwear said, "Let's wear this set tonight!" ”

Hmph, let you die, I want to see how thick your skin is!

Anyway, Zong Yang's skin was not thick enough, so after he finished speaking, he retreated first......

"Miss, do you want what your husband said?" The clerk smiled ambiguously at Gao Zixing.

Gao Zixing glanced at the underwear composed of lace and rope, and nodded without hesitation.

Hahaha, Zongyang, you should die! Do you think Lao Tzu would not dare to wear it? I have to put it on and seduce you! If you react, it will be a stain on your life!

Isn't wearing this stuff a lifelong stain on you, a big man?

In the afternoon, the two returned to the hospital to get the test results - except for a little anemia, everything else was normal.

"Now you are relieved, right?" Gao Zixing jumped in front of Zong Yang, and after jumping for a while, he felt that this D milk was really a burden for exercise, so he honestly returned to Zong Yang's side.

How can Zong Yang rest assured, such a strange thing can't be checked for abnormality, this is the biggest abnormality!

But what if it's abnormal? There is no solution either! Forget it, let's wait a month!

The two tossed for a day, and finally returned home, Zong Yang went to take a bath first, and habitually went out with a bath towel.

Gao Zixing then went to take a bath and he molested. Smile and put that set of love. Fun underwear brought into the bathroom, ready to be washed and worn out after a while. Confused "Zongyang."

Zong Yang wiped his hair and sat on the sofa watching TV, when the doorbell rang.

Who can be this kind of time? Usually no one comes to visit, let alone after dark.

Zong Yang glanced at it from the cat's eye and was suddenly startled! It turned out to be his parents!

Zong Yang immediately opened the door and said in surprise to his smiling parents, "Why are you here?" ”

Zong Yang's parents hurriedly entered the door with their things, after all, their son was wearing so little, and the wind outside was so cold, so don't catch a cold.

"Isn't that a surprise for you!" Zong Yang's mother said with a smile.

Zong Yang's father was afraid that Zong Yang would not like this kind of "surprise", so he hurriedly explained: "We are here to attend Xiao He's wedding, it is the youngest son of your Uncle He's family, remember?" ”

"Remembering ......"

As soon as Zong Yang turned his head, he saw a scene that made him want to go to the rooftop!

Gao Zixing wore that suit of violence that he had decreed. Lu Lingqi was looking at the three people at the door dumbfounded......

The three people at the door also looked at the unclothed woman in front of them dumbfounded......

"My God, who is this!" It was Zong Yang's mother who reacted quickly, she covered her old man's eyes and almost knocked Zong Yang's father to the ground.

The corners of Zong Yang's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly rushed over and stuffed Gao Zixing, who was stunned, back into Gao Zixing's bedroom!

"Please, don't make a fuss?" Gao Zixing rubbed his face, feeling that it was really a rhythm that was about to collapse!

Gao Zixing finally came back to his senses: "Damn! It's a big game! Why don't you open the door without telling me! ”

"I don't remember you about this! It's so cold outside, I saw them coming, so I quickly opened the door and let them come in first! Zong Yang rarely burst into a foul mouth: ", it's terrible now!" You say you, what are you doing with this! ”

"Didn't you make me wear it!" Gao Zixing was indignant and began to take off this thing in front of Zong Yang.

Zong Yang was depressed, for the beauty in front of him. This scene is completely insensitive.

Besides, Gao Zixing is too good to be a master, and he has no beauty.

"Do whatever I tell you to do?" Zong Yang raised his eyebrows, and he had a plan in his heart.

"Ahh Be! I'm so cheap! I'll do whatever you tell me to do! You're satisfied! Gao Zixing was still a little intelligent, so he didn't shout, but lowered his voice and complained.

"Then you be my girlfriend." Zong Yang said, and hurriedly picked a lady from the clothes Gao Zixing bought today and threw it to Gao Zixing.

"Huh? Is this a confession? Gao Zixing took the clothes and hurriedly put them on, jokes are jokes, and the business can't be delayed!

Zong Yang also hurriedly picked up Gao Zixing's previous man's clothes and put them on, but as soon as he turned around, he saw Gao Zixing directly putting his clothes on his body!

Zong Yang's face was black, and he didn't have time to complain, so he poked the key points directly, and shouted in a low voice:

"Bra! Put your bra on first! ”

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