Chapter 35: Smiling Angel Samoyed

If only you didn't have the whim to buy chocolate at that remote artisanal workshop before you get on the plane.

If only Jarvis had his word for it, and that sissy pink armor with him.

But it's too late to say anything now.

Daniel lay next to a trash can in a small alley, carefully hiding himself under a pile of discarded old newspapers.

About fifty meters away from him, two vampires in long, hooded dark cloaks were standing.

"Lost?" An indifferent female voice asked with a hint of displeasure.

"Jane, don't be angry, that person isn't our target." A deep male voice said, "Felix, I'll definitely succeed in killing that newborn vampire." ”

"Don't mention those newborns, it's a bunch of rubbish." The cloaked girl named Jane said sharply, "I have never heard a more ridiculous joke than the fact that a group of vampires have been wiped out by humans." ”

"If you think about it, it's not surprising that I heard that the one who took the lead was an 'Avenger', the one who had just run away. Moreover, the maker of those newborns is a crazy woman. ”

The male voice continued, in a very cold manner, "It is not surprising that the newborns are uneducated, rude, and undisciplined, and only use brute force like wild beasts, and that destroying them is like encircling a herd of wild beasts. ”

"Expect them to surprise the Cullens."

Jane said in a tone of regret, "That's the end of it." The Avengers you are talking about? Are those superheroes who have recently appeared in New York? ”

"Yes. So, let's stop here for now. Don't give Volturi an unnecessary enemy under the tree. The male voice whispered.

"Volturi is not afraid of any enemy." Jane's voice grew cold and lifeless.

She swept her eyes around, "Aro might be interested in the wizard who escaped. ”

As soon as her voice fell, a gust of wind suddenly swept past her ears.

Daniel felt the old newspaper he had hidden on his body be jerked open.

"Tsk." Jane looked at the white puppy under the old newspaper: "It's a dog." ”

"Ignore that little thing, let's go home, Jane." The male voice persuaded again.

"Well, I want to go home too." Jane replied coldly.

Then, the two vampires in dark cloaks disappeared silently like ghosts.

The white puppy, which looked like a Samoyed puppy and had a natural smile on his lips, immediately relaxed.

He lay on the ground on all fours, revealing a humane expression of relief: "Wangwang (Jarvis, what should we do?)" ）”

"I'm sorry, Mr. Black."

Jarvis, an artificial intelligence temporarily stored on Daniel's Avenger watch, replied apologetically in an elegant British accent: "Sir has installed nearly 5,000 language packs for me, but unfortunately, there is no dog language in it." ”

Daniel frustrated himself raised his furry paw and slapped his face.

It all started before he got on the plane.

Because of his good relationship with the Seattle Police Department and his willingness to communicate with the government, when he was about to return to New York with a slightly threatening vampire, the authorities immediately opened the door.

I just learned that a military helicopter was flying directly to New York at four o'clock in the afternoon, and after a little coordination, it was agreed to take the two men with them.

Because of the late departure time, Daniel decided to buy some souvenirs to take home and give them as gifts.

He takes the blonde vampire boy named Reilly to a well-known chocolate workshop nearby.

While passing through a small alley in the middle of nowhere.

The two men were surrounded by four vampires wearing dark cloaks.

They claim to be from the Volturi family, and their positions are the equivalent of police officers in the vampire world.

They demand that Daniel hand over the newborn vampire Reilly, and then they will kill the newborn who breaks the rules according to the rules of the vampire world, or the law.

It's terrible. ’

Daniel thought bitterly.

He was indeed more judgmental in many cases.

But anyone who really knows him knows: he was actually a very principled person.

Faced with the four powerful vampires, Daniel simply refused their request.

"I can't give people to you." He said calmly: "Because, I promised others to take this child back to New York." And, at the worst of the events in Seattle, you didn't come. Now that the matter is settled, are you going to jump out and take command? ”

He said lightly: "It's a pity, whether he is a human or a vampire, he is now up to me, whether he lives or dies, it has nothing to do with you." ”

The girl, Jane, had a very beautiful face.

After hearing these words, she suddenly, she showed an angelic smile towards Daniel.

Daniel instantly felt a feeling of being burned by the flames, every vein, every inch of skin as if it was being burned by the fire, he bit his lower lip, and not to be outdone, he replied to a flaming spell.

Despite being extremely powerful vampires, they are still afraid of the damage of fire, and they subconsciously dodge this spell.

At the same time, the ability of the girl named Jane to use on Daniel was also successfully interrupted.

The scene was tense for a while.

Daniel has always been very self-aware, he thinks he is not the kind of fool who hits a stone with an egg, and after sensing that the enemy is strong and I am weak, he quietly untied the bondage magic of the blonde boy Reilly, and told him to flee when he had the opportunity.

Then, after barely holding on for a while, and fighting two or three more times, the two of them began to flee separately.

Therefore, people really can't be soft-hearted.

In order to give the blonde boy Reilly enough chance to escape.

Daniel didn't just walk away, but continued to start a short distance of phantom migration.

He hung the two vampires all the way and ran for several streets.

After the mana was about to run out and the time was estimated, it was confirmed that Reilly's kid had either managed to escape, or had completely finished playing......

He counted what little magic he had left, and gritted his teeth and used one of his least favorite spells, the Animagus, to evade the two fast vampires.

As for why he didn't like the spell......

Just look at his current state, this form is really not powerful enough.

In the family crest of the Black family, on both sides of the five-pointed star, short sword, and shield, two very conspicuous magical dogs leap up.

Therefore, the wizard from the Black family, the most common form of the Animagus state is the dog.

But at first Daniel thought that if he wouldn't turn into a huge dog like Sirius, he would be a majestic and somewhat lethal hound.

Sadly, however, his Animagus status is a white pup similar to a Samoyed.

Full score of natural affinity, slightly curved lips, always smiling, the legendary smiling angel Samoyed.

'How do I go out and meet people?' ’

It is said that this thing has something to do with personality form...... Could it be that I'm such a pet dog who is stupid all day long and hasn't grown up yet? ’

It's not as good as Sirius's ugly big black dog." ’

After the above intense mental struggle.

In the four or five years that Daniel had learned the spell, he had not undergone another transformation.

In addition, there is another reason to be even more cheating.

The reason for this is that every time he transforms into the Animagus form, he can't change back anytime soon!

'Man-made things just don't work as well as natural things. ’

Daniel often teased himself in such a bitter way.

The two bloodlines that were forcibly combined made it difficult for his body to maintain a state of balance.

But the body of an animal is not the same as the body of a person.

So every time as an Animagus form, this balance is broken.

It's a strange phenomenon.

When he was a human being, magic had the upper hand, although he was a little harder, but he calculated the amount of magic in his heart, he could still barely cast magic, but it was a little more difficult than others, a little more laborious, and a little faster to use.

But once you become in the Animagus state, the magic becomes insufficient.

Therefore, there will be a situation where there is no magic, and you can't turn back into a human.

As a result, he needs to slowly accumulate mana, at least a week, or at most a month, to accumulate enough mana to change back.

But in contrast, in the Animagus state, the power of another bloodline prevails.

Thankfully, even as a smirking Samoyed puppy, he is not an ordinary Samoyed puppy, but a Samoyed puppy that can emit orange flames!

Ever feel excited?!

Ever feel excited?!

Excited P!

Excited P!

What is this TMD used for?

You can't teleport back to New York.

"Wangwang (My patronus is obviously a winged, flying bird, why is the Animagus a dog who walks unsteadily?) ）”

Daniel grumbled indignantly and tried to stand up, but he hadn't used this form for too long, his legs were a little shaky, and he couldn't walk very well.

"Mr. Black, please don't forget me." Jarvis hurriedly reminded.

Daniel then remembered to turn around, picked up the Avenger watch that had fallen to the ground in a hurry due to its sudden deformation, and managed to put it around his small neck.

"Wangwang (Jarvis, do you think I can get on the plane?) ）”

"Mr. Black, are you expressing that you want to eat bones?" Jarvis asked, guessing.

"Wangwang (eat your ghost's bones, find a way to go back to New York!) ）”

"Please wait a minute, I'm going to search for "Common Pet Body Language Analysis".

The dedicated Mr. Artificial Intelligence patiently tries to decipher the other party's language.

"Wang !! (Jarvis, you wait, go back and unload you)"

"Barking non-stop? Is this a desire to get the owner's attention? I'm sorry, Mr. Black. I'm just an AI, an AI...... Probably not as a pet owner. ”

Jarvis paused in the middle, his voice filled with apology and frustration.

Daniel turned over directly and pretended to be dead on all fours: "Wang! (You're lost a P!) TMD really wants to vomit blood! ）”

"Mr. Black, do you want to call Sir for their help?"

"Wangwang (yes, yes, yes!) ）”

"What do you mean...... Is it unwilling? It's going to be tough. ”

"Wangwang (yes, yes, yes!) ）”

"Well, do as you ask!" Jarvis turned off the comms.

“……”

At the same time, in the Avengers Mansion.

Tony, who has completed Skovia's mission, is researching Loki's scepter with Dr. Banner in an attempt to create the so-called 'Initial Mechanism for Global Peace-Ultron'.

“Sir.”

At this moment, Jarvis's elegant voice sounded with a slight hesitation.

"What's wrong?" Tony asked as he looked at the screen and counted jù.

"My backup system, the doppelganger you put on Mr. Black's side, Jarvis 2 seems to have a glitch."

"What?"

"yes, I'm not sure...... But he's been sending me a very strange message. ”

"What's the message?"

"Mr. Black has become a dog."

“……”

Tony spent five minutes with a blank face and made up an antivirus software for Jarvis to pass to Jarvis 2.

He also joked with interest: "Could it be that artificial intelligence can also become senile because it is too old?" I'm so sorry, Jarvis, should I give you a pension and let you go to retirement? ”

"I'm younger than you, Sir."

While transferring the antivirus, Jarvis politely responded to Tony: "You created me." ”

"Tony, aren't you done yet? Everybody's coming. Dr. Banner called out to him from the door.

"I'm here, there are a few variables that I haven't figured out...... For the genius Tony Stark, though, it's not a problem...... At least not a big deal...... All right! ”

Tony replied casually as he quickly sorted out the dense rows of numbers on the screen: "Jarvis, let me know if there is any progress." ”

"Okay, Sir." As always, Jarvis said, "Have fun. ”

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On the other side, the bitter Daniel finally got Jarvis to understand what he meant and began to contact Tony.

"One good news and one bad news." Jarvis said unhurriedly.

"Wangwang (don't talk nonsense, talk quickly!) ）”

"The good news is, Mr. Black, I've managed to get in touch with Jarvis 1, my body."

Jarvis 2, temporarily parked in the Avenger watch, said in an elegant British accent: "The bad news is that Sir doesn't seem to believe the message I sent, and he sent me an antivirus software. ”

"Wangwang (that bastard!) Keep in touchKeep in touchContinue in touch! ）”

Twenty minutes later.

"Very unfortunate news, Mr. Black."

Jarvis said in a somewhat low voice, "Number 1 disappeared after being maliciously attacked, and I can't contact him at all now. ”

"Whatthehell! ）”

"Are you comforting me?" The kind-hearted AI happily said to the Samoyed: "Don't worry, Mr. Black, I will be with you, and it will not disappear." ”

Daniel sighed helplessly, unconsciously stretched out his tongue and licked the screen of his watch, and when he realized his behavior, he was not good, and a bitter expression appeared on his smiling face.

"Thank you for your kind gesture, Mr. Black."

Jarvis, who constantly flipped through the Internet for 'pet dog body language represents meaning', interpreted this behavior as friendly.

And, he was very empathetic to add, "All of Stark's electronics are so waterproof that you don't have to worry about hurting me." ”

Daniel tilted his head, wondering if he should be happy that 'he is an extremely kind and friendly person in the heart of artificial intelligence Jarvis'.

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While the Avengers were constantly arguing over the 'Global Peace Defense Initiator - Ultron', and were being chased by the Iron Legion all the way, the pure white Samoyed was at the airport, patiently checking himself in.

The airline's staff in charge of pet check-in greeted him with a shocked and messy expression.

From the very beginning, this little Samoyed was a standout when it came to queuing.

Most of the passengers who check in their pets are pet lovers.

They usually take their pets with them wherever they go, and they see them as part of the family.

Therefore, when you see such a beautiful Samoyed puppy smiling, not fighting or grabbing, seriously squatting in line, occasionally having children touch 'it', and giving a gentle gaze without noisy (Daniel: No, it's obviously an angry gaze of 'go away'), it is difficult to restrain yourself from looking at 'it'.

In short, although 'it' is very 'low-key', it still attracts the attention of all passengers queuing up for pets.

They whispered behind 'it', 'This dog is a Samoyed puppy, right?' But why are the eyes blue? ’； 'Or is it the first time I've seen a dog with blue eyes, is it a new breed?' ’； 'It looks so good and cute!' ’； 'Why didn't you see his master?' ’； 'Is it to help his master line up?' ’； 'I'd love to get one' or 'it must be very expensive'.

There were even some passengers who had plenty of time, after queuing up to check in, did not leave, and just stood aside and watched the Samoyed, waiting for the mysterious owner to appear.

However, they were 'disappointed'.

When it was Samoyed's turn, the mysterious owner still hadn't appeared.

However, what happened next did not disappoint everyone too much.

Because dogs are not like cats that can jump, it is clear that 'it' is extremely clumsy to support itself on its hind legs, and it stands up, and its little body is shaky, and it almost falls.

Then, 'it' placed a bag in front of them that it had been holding in its mouth.

There are more and more passengers around.

"Uh......" The dedicated staff member looked around in confusion.

Then, patiently, he bowed his head and asked him, "Little thing, where is your master?" ”

Daniel stretched out his front paws (smiling to outsiders) with a blank face, patted the bag, and pushed it effortlessly in the direction of the staff.

The staff raised their eyebrows suspiciously, slowly opened the bag, and roughly swept it: rabies immunization certificate, quarantine certificate...... Oh, and the shipping address written in advance, the name of the consignee, the phone number, ......

(Thanks to the all-powerful Jarvis, the speed of forging documents is top-notch.) ）

Very good, very normal, this is a dog that consigns itself to itself.

"Uh...... OK, you have all the documents. ”

The staff looked at the dog with an extremely complicated expression, and deliberately jokingly asked it: "But, the consignment form or something, do you plan to fill it out yourself?" ”

The pure white Samoyed puppy squatted there, continuing to look at him with a smile (expressionless).

The staff quietly breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts: it doesn't look like it's okay, it's not too rebellious.

However, after tilting his head and thinking about it, the 'emitted' Samoyed stood up again with difficulty, stretched out his front paws, and pulled out a small bag from the pile of documents.

The staff opened the bag again, and it contained a portion of loose dollars.

"Huh, this is for me?" The staff asked in surprise.

Amid everyone's exclamation, Samoyed continued to sit there with a calm smile (expressionless) on his face, bowing slightly.

The staff member was completely convinced, he laughed, and jokingly said to Samoyed, "Little one, it seems that you have mastered the highest rules of behavior in this world!" Beforegold,evenkingstakeofftheirhats.”

While helping Samoyed fill out the consignment form, he curiously researched whose dog it was.

When he carefully checked the name of the consignee this time, he found that it was the famous Tony Stark!

He subconsciously stopped his pen and looked at Samoyed carefully again.

Daniel looked at him and smiled at him with a friendly smile (expressionless).

"It seems that the superhero's dog is also very different." The staff lad who was greatly stimulated sighed.

Then, more professionally and neatly helped Samoyed quickly handle the consignment procedures.

This pure white Samoyed puppy, well-behaved and active, got into the flight box (early death and early superbirth), and began to wait for the plane to take off without noise or noise (so angry that it was weak).

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"Mr. Black, you should really listen to me, prepare some food beforehand."

After there were no people around, Jarvis said softly in a low British accent: "The journey is long, and hunger is not easy for your current body to grow. ”

"Woo Woo (Shut up, Jarvis, I don't eat dog food)."

"I'm sorry, but I still don't understand what you're saying. But the Internet says that puppies as big as you need hugs, pets and kisses from their owners, and I'm sorry that I can't satisfy you well at the moment. ”

Jarvis said gently, "But don't worry. I have a huge database, and when I get back to New York, I'll be able to manipulate the armor of the Sir Zuò. In the days to come, I will definitely take good care of you. Feed you, take you out to play, and even do beauty treatment, I'll make sure you have beautiful hair, white teeth, good health, and freedom to run in the Avengers Mansion. ”

Daniel listened to Jarvis babble in his ear with a smile on his face (but a confused look).

Why does it feel like this damn artificial intelligence is so excited when he turns into a dog? ’

This must not be a delusion!!! ’

'TMD is completely out of order, isn't it?! Tony Stark hasn't ever made a reliable thing! ’

'These days, does artificial intelligence actually want to have pets? ’

'Please, come and fix him properly!' Formatting, uninstalling, don't let him babble in Lao Tzu's ear. ’

meanwhile

The Avengers have all evacuated the Avengers Building, and they are trying every means to confront Ultron's Iron Legion.

So, poor Daniel didn't know that even if he consigned himself to the Avengers Tower in New York, it would be of little use.

Because, he is about to face: 'starving and flying for hours', 'the consignee is not at home, no one answers the phone', 'no one signs for the delivery, and is returned'.